第1章休想碰本王！
hanfenglinlie，xuehuamantian。
jiaowai，baimangmangyipian，yilvanhuangdeguangtouguowuzishangzhihudechuanghuyingchulai。
wunei，youdengdedengxinzilayisheng，bengchuyidaohuoxinzi！
“fengling！jiusuannixiayao，benwangyebuxiepengni！nizheige**denvren，zhenlingbenwangexin！”
chuxichenmiansefeihong，yijinquanchang，banguizaipojiudemuchuangshang，gujiefenmingdeshouzhiqiazheyijiebaixidebojing，muziyuliedidengshizheshenxiadenvren，shuangyanranshaozhexiongxiongliehuo。
chuxichenzhijianyongli，henhenqiaxiaqu！
“e！”fenglingzhiganjuezijihoulongzhenzhasidecitong，fangfoxiayishunjiuyaozhixiside，“ni、dangzhenzheimetaoyanwo？”
“taoyan？hezhi！benwanghenbudeqiasini！”
“neinishalewoba。”fenglingxiaole，xiaozhongdailei，takeshitadewangfeia！
“heng，shanidouxianzanglebenwangdeshou！nizheige**，dengzhebenwangyizhitishuba！”chuxichenmuguangbingleng，ruguoyanshennengshasiren，fenglingyijingsileyiwanci！
“huangshangcihun，qishinixiangxiubiannengxiu？”fenglingjueqiangdishuo，“wangye，zheibeizi，wodoushinidewangfei！”
“**！”chuxichenbeijinu，mengdishuaikaishou。
fenglingzhongzhongdizhuangdaoqiangshang，dieluodaochuangshang。
“e！”fenglingzhenggerenfangfoxianruwubiandediyu。
yuanlai，tajingzheimeyaneziji，napashizhongleyao，yebuyuangenzijixingyushuizhihuan。
wuliditaimou，chudaotajueqingeryanedeyanshen，shizhimingyiji。tadexinfangfobeijiancihenhenzharu，tengtongzhiji。
“wangye......”fenglingqingbuzijindichaonanrenshenchushou，xiangyaoxunqiuyisilianxi。
kenanrenqueyibaniezhutadeshouwan——“kaca”yisheng，shouwantuojiu。
“dufu，xiuxiangpengbenwang！”nanrenjifengnuhou，yandimanshiyane，culudedongzuoyisilianxiyemeiyou，zhiyouwujindehenyi，fangfozaifaxieyiban。
fenglingsisiyaozhezuichun，beiqiaiqi，tangruojinyezhirenshiwensuya，tayidingjijinwenrou。
zheijiushiaiyubuaidequbieme？
chuxichenlianduokantayiyanyebuyuanyi，sixiayipianyibai，yonglidicashizheqiaguotadeneizhishou，nishizhanleshenmeechoudezangdongxiside。
tayanedirengdiaomobu，wuqingdizhuanshen。
fenglingquansuochengyituan，sisizhuazheshenxiadechuangdan，xiangbeiyiqidepobuside，wushengditangzaineier。tadeyanpiqingqingdongledong，wushendikanxiangnanrendebeiying。zhidaotayidianyidianxiaoshizaimenbian，tacaihuanhuandibishangyanjing。
hanfengguaguo，renleng，xingengleng。
yidiyanlei，gungunhualuo。
......
“咳，咳咳咳！”
fenglinghuifuyishideshihou，ganjuezijifangfozhishenyu180dukaoluzhizhong，redekuaiyaoronghua。
yidakaiyanjing，jiukandaoyijianpobaidexiaomuwu，erzijizhengbeixiongxiongliehuotuantuanbaowei！
“e！”zheishishenmedifang？fashengleshenme？
tayixijidezijiaoyezuoshiyanshi，yiwaifashenglebaozha......zenmehuichuxianzaizheijianmoshengdexiaomuwu？
“buhaola！chenwangfeiyinhuozifenla！”turan，muwuwaichuanlaiyidaojianruidejiaosheng。
chenwangfei？shenmegui？youjuchangzaipaixima？
zhengchayizhe，naozilituranhuaguoyilianchuanmoshengdejiyi——
fengling，17sui，xichuguohuguojiangjundewaisunnv，congxiaoyuchenwangyouhunyue。14suikandaochenwangdiyiyanjiuxihuanshangta，zhuizhechenwangzuolehenduoshashi，redechenwangshifenyaneta，jiashangchenwangyouxinshangren，gengbuxiangquta。fenglaojiangjuntengxiwaisunnv，zhangzhejunzhongdiweibichenwanglvxinghunyuequletaweiyidewaisunnv。
chenwanghentoulefengling，chengqinhouyizhibukenyuanfang，fenglingdaoxianzaihaishichuzizhishen。rujinchenwangbuguyiqiejiangxinshangrennajinfu，buxiangquezaidongfangzhiye，beifenglingyindaohuangjiaoyewaixiayaoqiangxingyuanfang。
e，zheigefenglinghaizhenshi......weiaibuzeshouduan，nanguaichenwangneimehenta，henbudeqiasita。
shenshangdetongchuqingxidigaosufengling，tazheigelaiziershisanshijidezhongxiyishuangliaoboshibeizijizhasihou，hunchuandaoxichuguochengweilechenwangdeqifei。
简直！天雷滚滚！
ke，jiranlaotianjitazhonglaiyicidejihui，tayidingyaohaohaodihuozhe！