第4章 厉衍琛,你完了!

jiandaotaxiaoxinyiyidebiaoqing,liyanchenbuzhidaogaiqihaohaishigaixiaohao。

yigeruchouweigandexiaoyatoubale,tahetazhishenmeqi!

下午五点。

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“ma,nixingle!”sunuannuanlimashangqianbatafuqi,kaozuozaichuangtou。

“nuannuan……zheishinaer?”

“ma,womenhaizaiyiyuanlini!zhishihuanlegebingfang,zheibingfanghuanjinghao,shiheniyangbing。”

suyumeiyiting,limahuangle:“nuannuan!zanmenhuazheiyuanwangqianzuoshenme?mamayouhuobuleduojiule,jianzhilangfeiqian,ganjinhuanhuiqu!”

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jiusuanzhaodedaoheshideshenyuan,yemeiqianzuoshoushua!

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“nuannuan……doushimamabuhao,shimamalianleinile。zanbuzhile,daimamahuijiaba!nibuxianghuigujia,zanmenjiubuhuile……”

“ma,shenmelianleibulianleide,nijiuanxinzhuzhejiushile。zheikeshiniweilainvxu,zhuanchengjinianpaidegaodangbingfang!haiyoushenyuan,zuoshoushudeneixiefeiyong,tadouyilichengdanle!”

未来女婿?

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“e,jiuzuijina!”sunuannuanlvexinxudihuifu。

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“nuannuannihaixiao,henduoshidoubudong,zheitianxiakemeiyoubaichidewucan……nikendingshibeirenjipianle,tingmamahuaa,zanmenhuijia,buzhuyuanle,yebuyongbierenchuqianjiwokanbingle。”

tadoushijiangsizhiren,zhenxinbuxiangtuoleinver。jiupanverjueqiangxingzi,xinxingyouhaibuchengshudeqingkuangxia,weiletazuochushenmechugedeshiqinglai。

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liyanchengangconggongsichulai,jiujiedaotadedianhuale。

cumeianxiajietingjian:“shenmeshi?”

“dashu,niweilaizhangmuniangjuedenishigepianzi,woshuoshenmetadoubuting,nengmafannibangwogentashuoqingchuma?burantawancandoubukenchile。”

未来丈母娘?

zheixinqidecirangliyanchenweiweidunleyixia,erhouhuifu:“nibadianhuajita。”

“haoda,xiexiedashue。”

suyumeijieguoshouji,lvetantedikaikou:“nihao……”

duimianyidaodichendenanyinxiangqidao:“ayizenmechenghu?”

“我姓苏……”

“suayihao,woshiliyanchen。ninvershiwodejiumingenren,wohuiduitafuzebingqutade。nindebingqingwoyehuianpairenfuzechuli,suoyiqingninanxinyangbing,bubizaizhiyininnverdehua。”

hualuo,suyumeiliansecangbaidiguaduanledianhua。

负责……

shenmeqingkuangxia,yigenanrenhuiyunnuoduiyigenvrenfuze?

dangchuyincuoyangchajianfashengneijianshihou,sumingyuanyecengshuoguo,huiduitafuzedehuayu。

xiangdaozhei,suyumeizhiganjueyanqianyihei,chadianzaicibeiqiyunguoqu。

tatongkuzhepaidasunuannuan:“wodoushuolewobuzhilebuzhile,niweishenmeyaoweileqianchumaiziji!weishenmezheimebuziai!”

“ma,bushizheiyangde,nitingwoshuo……”

suyumeiyijidong,zaicidaozailechuangshang。

“ma!nikebiehewo!”

suyumeitangzaichuangshang,shuangmoukongdongdeliuzheyanleidao:“nizou……woxianzaibuxiangkandaoni。”

“妈……”

“走!”

sunuannuanzhidao,zheizhongshihoumamayijingrendingleshenme,zijigenbenjiumeijieshideyudile。

yishengshuomamabunengqingxujidong,zijixianlikai,rangmamayigerenjingyijinghaole。

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liyanchen,wogaosuni,niwanle!