第1章 涨十八万彩礼要给小舅子娶媳妇

“ma,zheijishimashangjiuyaodaole,niyoushenmehuayaoduiwoshuoa?”suwangkanzheyanqiandemeiyanzhangmuniang,tayouxieqiguai。

jintianshitadedaxirizi。

zhangmuniangturanbatajiaodaolegebidefangjianzhizhong。

“哐当。”

suwanghezhangmunianggangjinwoshi,jiezhe,xiaojiuziyuhongfujiangfangmenmanhendetuikai。

suwangkanzhexiaojiuzihezhangmuniang,bumingbaitamenyaogansha?

“suwang,jintianbanijiaolai,jiushiyaogaosuni,zheicaili……”lixiuqintakanzhenvxusuwang,tashihenhendeyaoleyaoya,xiangshixialemouzhongzhongdadejueding。

weileerzidexingfushenghuo,tazhinenggouzheimegan。

“ma,shenmecaili,zuotianguomendeshihou,bushijiangshibawancailijinimenlema?”suwangjianzhangmuniangtijicailideshiqing,talianmangshuodao,shengpaneicailichuwenti。

anzhaotamendangdinongcunquxifudexisu,jieqindetoutianwanshangguomen,jiubazheicailiqian,fuzhuangqian,gaikoufeidoujile。

erjintian,zhiyaokaichelaijiexinniangjiukeyi。

erxianzai,zhangmuniang,xiaojiuzijingranbatalanzhu,xunwenzheicailideshiqing?

“suwanga,zheimegennishuoba,jintianzheihun,nixiangjiema?”lixiuqinzhijiefankeweizhu,chongzhesuwangxunwen。

suwangsuiranyouxienamen,tahaishirushihuidao:“ma,nishuodezheishishenmehuaa,zheihundangranyaojiea,wojiadeneixieqinpenghaoyoudouzaijiudianhouzhele。”

“jirannixiangjiezheigehun,neijiuzainachushibawandecaililai。”lixiuqintingsuwangzheimeyishuo,xindideneisijinzhangyeweizhiyisong。

qinjiazhunbeihaolejiuxi,zheihunshifeijiebuke,burankebuhaojiqinqipengyouyigejiaodai。

“shenme?ma,nishuohaiyaozaijiashibawandecaili?”suwangdouranjiantigaolefenbei,manlianbukesiyideshense。

“suwang,zheihun,nidaodihaixiangjiebujiea,nixiangquwojie,zheicailiqiannijiubixudeji。”xiaojiuziyuhongfuzhijiejiuchongzhesuwanghechiqilai。

zheicailiqianbixudejia,yaoshibujiacailiqian,yitamenjiadejiajing,nenggouqudeshangxifuma?

zheiqianshiweitayihouquxifuyaode。

“我……”

daqingzaode,jintianyoushitadedaxirizi,zaitingdaozhangmunianghexiaojiuziyaojiacaili,tadexinqingshunjianjiubumeili。

zaihaicheng,shibawandecaili,busuantaigao,danyebubianyi。

weilejiezheigehun,tasujiazheihuisuanshizaguomaitiele,jiangnongcunnaiyishengcundetiandijimaile,caizaizheicuntucunjindehaichengjitamenmaileyitaojiushibagepingfangdeshangpinfang,erqiehaishifenqifukuan。

suwangtajiushiyigeputongren,yigeyuebaqianduokuaidegongzi,yaohaichedai,fangdai,yalizhendeshitaidale。

erxianzai,youyaojiashibawandecaili,zheijianzhijiushibatawangjuelushangbi。

“suwang,yijuhua,zheicaili,nijiahaishibujia?”lixiuqinyinchenzheyizhanglian,zheigeeren,zhinenggoushiyoutalaizuo。

yaoshibunenggouzaijintianbazheicailiyaoxialai,neime,taerzidexingfujiuwanle。

meijiehunqian,suwangweilezhuiqiutanver,duitamenjiashiduoyoubangchen,yaoshijiehunhou,duifanghaihuixiangxianzaizheiyangshixinshiyidebangtamenjiama?

“ma,shibawandecaili,wogenbenjiunabuchulaia!”suwangtayiliandetuiranzhise。

yushangzheijipinzhangmuniang,haiyouxiaojiuzi,tazhenshidaolebabeizidexuemei。

heyuliwuniandeaiqingzhangpao,mashangjiuyaoxiuchengzhengguo,xianzaijingranjitalaizheiyichu。

zheisannian,laidaohaichengdapin,weiletadezheihunyin,fumugengshidayingtadewuliyaoqiu,bajia,anzailehaicheng,fumugengshibalaojiadetiandijimailecaicougoushibawancaili,zaihaichengmaifang,maiche。

xianzaiyouyaojiashibawancaili,cailizhijiefanbei,nandao,zhendeyaobizhetalaobajixuzaguomaitiecouzheicaili?

“suwang,zheicaili,nijintianyaoshinabuchulaidehua,zheihun,jiubuyaojiele。”

“womenjiayulineikeshiyiduohua,youhenduozhuiqiuzhe,taxuanzeni,jiushinizheibeizizuidadefuqi,nihaibuzhizu?”lixiuqinshuangshouqiayao,tuomoxingzihengfei。

xiaojiuziyuhongfugengshizaiyipangshanfengdianguihuo。

zheiyuhongfugengshishuoloulezui,zheicailiyaoshibujia,tanashenmejiehunquxifu。

“ma,zheishiyulideyisima?”suwangshenshendexileyikouqi。

“neihaiyongshuo。”yuhongfulianmangkaiqiang。

zuotianwanshang,tamenyijingzuotongleyulidegongzuo,zheicailibixuyaojia,zheiyeshitazuihouyicibangjiali。

“ma,zheicaili,yaojia,yecheng,danbushixianzai,wotingshuowolaojiadelaofangziyaochaiqian,guoduanshijian,dengchaiqianle,wozaibazheiqianjibushang,nikanzenmeyang。”suwangtashenxileyikouqi。

shibawan,shuoduobuduo,shuoshaobushao,dantaxianzaizhendeshinabuchulai。

tashuozheihua,suanshihuanbingzhiji。

“buxing,zheiqian,jintiannibixunachulai,yaoshinibunachulai,zheihunjiubuyongjiele。”lixiuqinyoubushishazi。

zheisuwangdefumutayejianguo,jiushiyigelaoshibajiaodelaonongmin。

tingshuotamenlaojiadefangziyaochaiqian,neishiqianliangniandeshiqing。

keshixianzaiguolejinianla,zheifangzihaimeiyouchaiqian,zheimingxianjiushipianrende。

yaoshijintianzhenrangtamenbahunjiele,neishibawancaili,tahaihuizaijima?

suhuashuodehao,jiachuqudenver,rutongpochuqudeshui。

yaoshijintianbubazheishibawandecailinadaoshou,yihouhaihuibazheicailibujitamenma?

lixiuqintashiyaosibusongkou。

“yuli,niyeshizheigeyisima?”suwangtadoubahuashuodaozheigefenshang,zhangmunianghaishibusongkou,yaojiashibawancaili,tazhendeshimeibanfale,zhinenggouqiuzhudekanxiangyuli,xiwanglaopoyulinenggoutitashuoshangjijuhaohua。

jintian,shitamendedaxirizi,youshenmeshi,xianbahunjielezaishuo。

lixiuqinzheimeyirangrang,yuanbenshizaisidixiashangliangde,xianzai,laijieqindebanlanghaiyousongqindebanniangyezhidaole。

tamenzaidatinglishidayandengxiaoyande。

yulitamenyijiazi,zheishichangdeneiyichua!

mashangjiuyaojiehunle,zheicailideshiqingjingranhaimeiyoutantuo。

“suwang,nijiutongrongyixia,zheiyeshizuihouyicibangwomenjiale。”yulitashiyiliandexiukuizhise。

tazhidaozheiyanghenbutuo,keshixiangxiangtadidi,haiyoutajiadeqingkuang,yaoshimeiyouzheibicaili,buzhidaoyaodaohounianmayue,tadidicainenggouqushangxifua!

“zuihouyici,zheihua,nishuoleduoshaocile?”

suwangtayebushimeiyoupiqideren,tatingleyulidehua,tashichedidehanxinle。

yuli,tajiushiyigemabaonv,fudimo,tamenjiaowangdezheijinian,tabangtamenjia,bangdehaishaoma?

chaimiyouyanjiangcuchayaotacaoxin,xiaojiuzishangdaxue,biyezhaogongzuo,neiyangshaodeleta。

xianzai,xiaojiuzijiehunsuoxuyaodecailiqianyeyaotachu,nandaotashitadiema?

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jintianshitajiehundedaxirizi,jingranhaiyaocailifanbei,jiuweijitadidichoujiehundecailiqian?