第一章圈套
“ningtian，nizhenshigechusheng！bu，nishilianchushengdouburu！”
“ningtian，pingchangkannimenbuzuoshengde，haiyiweinishigelaoshiren，meixiangdaonishiyitouchusheng！”
“ningtian，nijiushige**，**zhongde**！”
yidaodaojianruidexiangshengzaierbianxiangqi，yuqizhongchongmanzhewuxiandefennuhenaohuo。
cishideningtian，toutengyulie，zhenggeshentidoushileiruodemeiyoubandianliqi。
“我的头好疼。”
ningtianfuzhenaodai，zuoqishenlai，dangzhengkaiyandeshihou，manyandezhenjing。
yanqiandejiebaidechuangpuzhishang，yigeyaoyannvzilihuadaiyudequansuozaichuangjiaoyingyingkuqi，dianqiyanmouzaikanxiangningtiandeshihou，chongmanzhewubideyuanhen。
“dasao，ni......”
neiyaoyannvrenbushibieren，zhengshiningtianlaopodesaozibaiyingying。
“ningtian，nigechusheng！”
baiyingyingmadao，shuaishoujiushiyijixiangliangdebazhangdaleguoqu。padeyisheng，qingcuidexiangsheng，shunjianzainingtianlianshangzhanfang，yizhen**ladeteng。
ningtianchenmobuyu，ningshizhezhuangxiujiqishehuadejiudian，qiheishuangmoushunjianyinchenxialai。
被陷害了！
ningtianbujie，sannianqian，taruzhuisujia，chengweisujiadeshangmennvxu，zheisannianyizhidoushidabuhaishou、mabuhaikoude，youshenmezhidetamenzheiyangxianhai。
“ningtian，nixianzaihaizhuang，nijurangantoutoudejisaozixiayao，nihaishirenbu！”
啪——
youshiyibazhangdazainingtianlianshang。
qitajirenjiandaodaitoudeshangshou，yedoufenfenshangqian，duizheningtianquandajiaodi，gengyoushenzhe，tuoxiawazi，qiangyingdesaidaoningtianzuili，taochushouji，duizheningtianjiushikakadeyidunpai。
ningtianqifendexianghuiquandaqu，danshishenshangmeiyouduoshaoliqi，shizaijiabuzhuzhouweirendedudahexiuru。
“ningtian，nijiudengzheba，mingtiandebeisuchengtoubantoutiaokendingshini！”
jirenyoumamalieliedaleningtianyidun，zuijiaodaixiaodemanyilikai。
ningshizhejirenliqudebeiying，ningtiantuquzuilidechouwazi，yanzhongyigutaotiannuqi。
cichoububao，shibuweiren！！
zijirenrufuzhongsannian，tudeshiyishianyi，kemeiyouxiangdaohailuorubierendelangziyexinzhizhong。
“genwowanshouduan，xing，woningtianjiufengpeidaodi！！”
ningtianzhongzhongdetangzaichuangshang，shenxiyikouqi，jingjingdexiuzheng，guolehaoyihuier，shenshangdeliqicaihuifuguolai。jiuzainingtianzhunbeitaochushoujibodadianhuazhishi，jiudianfangmenzaicixiangqi。
dakaifangmen，cishiyanqianzhanzheyigeliangyannvzi。
nvrenwuguanjingzhi，jianshuitongmou，zhanzaimenqian，jiurutonghuazhongxianziban，meidelingrenzhixi。
“老婆。”
yanqiandenvrenbushibieren，zhengshiningtiandelaoposujing。
cishidesujingshuangmouyuanhen，yangshoujiushiyibazhangdazainingtiandelianshang。
“ningtian，nitairangwoshiwangle！！”
ruguonenggouzhonglaidehua，tayidingbuhuixuanzeningtiandangzijidelaogong，jishishiyeyedemingling，tayebuhuijieshou。
sannianqian，sulaotaiyezhidingliangrenjiehun，tashisujiazuiyaoyandeyikemingzhu，erningtian，zhibuguoshiyigemeiyoumingqideputongren。hezheiyangrenjiehun，shitaxinzhongmobuqudetongku。
ruobushisulaotaiyelinzhongqian，buzhunliangrenlihun，sujingzaojiuyijiaojiangtachuaikai。
ningtianchenmobuyu，meiyoubandianjieshi。
qiaozheningtianneimobuchushengdeyangzi，sujingjiushiyiduzihuo。
zijijiajisheibuhao，jiajiyigefeiwu。xianzaidaohao，bujinshigefeiwu，erqiehaishiyigetouxingdoutoudaodasaogenqiandefeiwu。
zheiyici，buguanshuoshenme，tadouyaolihun。
“nainaizaisujiabieshudengni，denghuidaoneiyiwuyishizhudongchengren，biezairangwoweinan。”sujingyanededengleyiyanningtian，zhuanshenlikai。
“好！”
ningtianjianduanhuiying，youshoujinwochengquan，yanzhonghanyishanguo。
zijimeiyoushenmehaochengrende。zheimingmingdoushiyigeyinmou，zhenduisujingdeyinmou。
ningtianmobuchushengdegenzaisujingshenhou，lianggerengangdaojiudianwaimian，yigenianqingrendangzaileliangrendequlu。
“yo！zheibushifeiwuningtianma，xianzaidanzidaleya，jurangandaqidasaodezhuyi！nikezhenhuijisujiazhanglian。”
“滚！”
ningtianpieleyiyan，lengbingbingdehuiying，taijiaojiuyaoliqu。
nianqingrenyizheng，tazenmeyemeiyouxiangdaochizhafengyundesujiafeixujuranganrangtagun。
“hehe，ningtian，benshibuxiaoma，gangenxiaoyehou，nizhibuzhidaolaozishi......”
nianqingrenhaizhunbeixiuruningtianyifan，keshihuahaimeiyoushuowan，jiujianningtianyangshouyibazhangdazaitadelianshang。
“滚！别烦老子！”
huabi，ningtianyouduizhenianqingrenbuleyijiao。zheiyijiao，chadianjiangnianqingrenchuaizaidishang。
“cao！nijurangandawo！”
nianqingrennaoxiuchengnu，zhunbeihaishou，keshishouhaimeiyoutaiqilai，youbeiningtianchuaileyijiao，zheiyijiaozhijiejiangnianqingrenchuaizaidishang。
ningtianrendezheiren，shibeisuchengzhangjiaderen，mingjiaozhangde，zhangzhejialiyouliangxianqian，jiudaochuxuanyaoxianbai。
yinweizheige，zhangdedaochugoudanvren，shichulemingdefengliugongzi。xiangsujingzheiyangdejueshirongyannvzi，zhangdeziranyeshixinshengtanlian。
ningtianzhengchouhuoqiwuchufaxie，duizheneichuaidaozaididezhangde，youshiyidunduda。
meiyihuier，zhangdeneizirenweishuaiqiwubidelianpang，beizoudebuxiangrenyang。
qiaozheningtianyuedayuexiong，sujingxinzhongcuoe，lianmangshangqianlakainingtian。
tazhendeshineigerendarenmadefeiwulaogongma？
sujingyanzhongshanguofuzashense，jiehunsannianli，renjiajiusuanshiqifudaotoushang，ningtianyezhishiliezuiyixiao，xianzaijurangandongshoudarenle。
buguozheiyangzenmeyang，yigefeiwu，nengyouduodadegaibian。
“ningtian，genwohuiqu。”
sujingshiwangdepieleyiyanningtian，xinqinghenshishiluo。
ningtianoleyisheng，qihuhudeduizhezhangdedelianyouchuaishangyijiao，zheiyijiaocaidehouzheaoaocanjiao。
“ningtian，nidengzhe，laoziyidingrangniguizailaozimianqiandanggouyibandeketourencuo！”zhangdewuzheneizhongqidelianpang，qihuhudejiaoma。
ningtianpiedoumeiyouzaipiezhangdeyiyan，zuoshangsujingdeche，jingzhidexiangzhesujiabieshuerqu。
zheiyici，juebuhuizairenqitunsheng！
“sujing，woxianggennijieshiyixia，qishi......”
jinri，baiyingyingshuoshiyoushixiangzhaotabangmang，ningtianjiuguoqule。keshimeiyouxiangdaoneishexiefurenjuranjizijixiayao，ranhouxianhaiziji。
“nibuyonggenwojieshi，youshenmehua，nigennainaishuojiuxing。”sujingdaduanleningtiandehua，yuqilengmodao。
duiyuningtian，tashishiwangtouding，cishidetameiyoubandianxinqingxiangyaolihuiningtian。