第一章 上门退婚

“nikaideshenmepoyao,womajintiansizaizheili,nijintianyebiexianghuo!”

liuqingfengganggandaoyejiayaopumenkou,biantingdaoyourennaoshi。

bokairenqunzoujinqu,jiukanjianzaiyaotangneisangeqingnianzhengqishixiongxiongdezhanzaiyeqingwandeshenqian。

qizhongyigeheiyiqingnian,yijiaochaozhemenkoubanrengaodehuapingtiqu。

“咣当~”

“赶紧给我治!”

huapingsuilie,heiyiqingnianwanyaojianqiyipiancipian,duizhunyeqingwandeneijiaonendeliandan,zhizhedimiantangzhedelaofuren,koushuijianleyeqingwanyilian。

yeqingwandexiaoshoujinjinzhuazheyijiao,liansecanbaidixianghoutuiqu。

zuoritajilaofurenkailejifuzhongyao,hewanyihouhuilaibianchenglezheiban。keshibuguantaruhechakan,doumeiyoubanfachachubingyin。

“nimenyejiabushishidaishenyima?”

“pei,zheiyejiadezhaopaijitachaile,zhibuhaoren,rangtachangming!”

jinriyihuanguanxijinzhang,jianzhuangqunqunjifen,zhongrendechizerangyeqingwandanbodejiaoqukaishizhandou。neimeiyijuhuadouxiangyibajiandao,rangtaneixinwanruodaojiao。

tazixiaolizhijiusifushang,yizhibingjiurenweirong,sheizhijinrijingchulezheizhongshi!

nandaoyejiademingshengjishinian,zuzubeibeixinxinkukuchuangchulaidemingsheng,douyaozaizaitadeshouli?

napapingrizaichenzhelengjing,zaicishitayexiandeshouzuwucuo。takanleyiyanweiguanderenqun,douzhezuichunshuodao:

“zhibingderenshiwo,budaibiaozhenggeyejia!”

zheirenshenxiannanjiutamingbai,shuodaozheili,jinyaobeichi,yushouniezheyijiao,dao:“jiranchulerenming,neinimenbaojingba!ruguoshiwodezeren......wohuichengdanyi...yiqie!”

“qu,woyaowomahuoguolai!”

shaonianwenyan,nushangxintou,shouzhangyangqi,yibazhangbianxiangzheyeqingwandaqu!

yidaoshenyingturanchuxian,yibazhuazhuleshaoniangaogaoyangqideshou。

zhongrenyixiazirenchulezheigeshaonian,bushibieren,zhengshiliuqingfeng。

tashenchuandejiuhongsedeertiaobeixinhelvseduankuwaijiayishuanghongsetuoxie,neiheisewazihailuchuledamuzhi,chuanzhedabanshizairangrenjingtan。

“fangkai!nishalewoma,woyeyaoshaleni!”

liuqingfengdangzhule,qingniangengjiajidong,shouzhongjianruidetaocizhunbeicixiangyeqingwan。

“nimahaiyoujiu。”liuqingfengwushiletajidongdeqingxu,kanleyiyantangzaiyipangdelaofuren,huanhuanshuodao。

“zheibushizheiyeqingwandefeiwulaogongma?”

“zizi,baozhishangdouchuxianderenwua,jinriyijianguoranbutongfanxiang。”

“zheifeiwushuoshenme?tanengzhihao?pashizuomengba。”

shouchicipiandemingweiliubo,tingdaotadehuaxinzhongyixi,keshikandaoliuqingfengdechuanzheshi,neixinqueyinujiaojia:“nizheifuyangzinengjiuwoma!?goudoubuchishile!”

“woshuonengjiujiunengjiu。”

liuqingfengwushilezhongrendejifeng,kanzheqingnianjiandingdeshuodao:“zaituoyihuier,nimajiuzhendemeijiule。”

“liuqingfeng......nibietianluan!”

yeqingwanlishengdao,suirantaweizijichutou,tahenganji,danshitanengyoushenmeyong?

liuqingfengzhoulezhoubizi,sihaobuguanpangrendemuguang,duizheyeqingwanshuodao:“womeiyouluanshuo。”

“ni...worangnituihou,zheishibushininengguande!”

yeqingwandexindiedaolegudi,tazhidaoliuqingfengbutongrenqingshigu,erqieyidianyongdoumeiyou,zhinengtianluan。

“woshifushuo,nishiwolaopo,woyinggaizhaogunide。”liuqingfengdemuguangzhenchengdekanzheyeqingwan,suirantayebuxihuanduifang,danshigaizuodetayijiuhuiquzuo。

sangeyuezhiqian,shifudaitaxiashan,ranhouzhijierangtaheyeqingwanjielehun。

congxiaogenzheshifuzaishanlizhangda,taduihenduoshiqingdoubulijie,baokuojiehunheruzhuizheijianshi。

duiyuzheigemomingqimiaojiuchenglezijilaopodenvren,tameiyoutaidadeganjue,zhishishifushuodehua,tajiuhuiting。

sangeyuedejiechuxialai,tacaizhidao,yuanlainanrenruzhuishihuibeirenkanbuqide。

keshi,zheixietabingbuzaiyi。

shifulinzouzhiqiangaosuta,yaotahaohaozhaoguyeqingwan。

yeqingwankandaotarenzhendebiaoqing,wanquanbuzhidaoyinggaishuoshenme。

tatangtangyejiaqianjin,zuihoujuranzhaolegezheiyangdelaogong,haishiruzhuide!taliandoumeidifangfangle!

“nirangkai。”liuqingfengmeiyoulihuiyeqingwandefanying,duizheheiyiqingnianshuodao。

tadebiaoqingtaiguozhending,rangyuanbenxinzhongjingyibudingdeqingnianbuzijuedirangkailebangeshenzi。

liuqingfengyibajiangduifanglaokai,laidaolaotaitaishenqian,buguzhouweidelengchaorefeng,kaishichakanleqilai。

“liuqingfengniyaozuoniquzuo,chuleshigenwowuguan!”yeqingwanmiansebianhuan,zuihouyaoleyaoya!

“woliuqingfengyeshigenanren,zheishiwohuifuzedaodi!”

wenyanliuqingfengshoushangdedongzuoyidun,tazheibanbangta,duifangquexiangjinbanfapieqingguanxi,jiusuantazaibumingbai,neixinyeshifennanshou!

shuowantayaojianqingqingyipai,buzhidaoheshiyijingchuxianleshijigenyinzhen,shouzhongyinzhenbianyicidechazaileduifangdexueweishang。

“renyijingduanqile,nizhuangshennongguiyejiubuhuilaide!”

“jiushia!nengqisihuishengdoubushishenyi,shishenxianle!”

yeqingwantingzhezhongrendechaofeng,qingqingyaoleyaotou,duifanglianmaibodoumeile,zenmekenengjiuhuo,zheijiahuozizhaode!

“好了。”

liuqingfengzuowanzheixie,youshenshoutanletanlaotaitaidemaibo,ranhouzhanleshenlai:“renyijingmeishile。”

“zheishizhenbawomendangshazima,jigenzhenchawanjiuhaole?!”

yeqingwankanzhedishangdelaotaitaihaowudongjing,jinyaobeichi,diurena!

“嗤嗤~”

laotaitaizaicishiyikounongheidexianxuezizuizhongtulechulai,hunshenchouxu,erhoubianbudongle。

“liuqingfengnikankannigandehaoshi!”yeqingwanjianzhuangliansedabian。

“woshuomeishijiumeishi!”

liuqingfengdemuguangzhouranlingli,beijicisanfandehechi,jiushinirenyeyousanfenhuoqi,ziconglaidaozheili,tamenyijiajiuduitahechibuduan,tayizhirenzhe,ruobushitashifudejiaodai,tazaobianzoule!

xianzaiduiyuyeqingwan,neixinbinghandaolegudi,tahuoxuyedaolegaizoudeshihoule!

shuowanliuqingfengkaishijianglaotaitaishenshangjiangyinzhenbaxialai,zixideshouhao。

fangfozheimantangderen,doumeiyoutashoulideyinzhenzhongyao。

yeqingwanheleyitiao,meixiangdaozheigejiahuoganhechita,jiuzaitazhunbeifahuodeshihou。

“**!还我妈!”

liubopudaotamamianqian,yaoyaqiechi,mulushaji,congxiaotabianmeiyoulaodie,laomaxinxinkukujiangqiyangda,xianzaitalaomamiansedoubiandeheileqilai,renbujinmeiyouhaozhuan,bingqingfaneryuezhongle!

“啪!”

jiuzaicishi,yishengqingcuidebazhangshengxiangqi。

气氛陡然凝固。