第5章 霸道丈母娘

huidaotangfuzhihou,tanghaishankaishichuixuzijijintianzaimiandianshangrenshouzhongjiandaoyigedalou,jiazhisanbaiduowandemansefeicuiyuanshi。

tangjiayizhongrendengdoutingderushen,jiushitangkunlaoyeziyeshiyilianxinweidemoyang。dingxiaofeiduiyuzheixiequandoufuzhiyixiao,shixianluozaitangxuedeshenshang。

“爷爷,他……”

tangkunlianseyijiang,qiansanleqitaren,zhiliuxiatanghaishanhetangxueliuxia。

“yeyenianqingshihouyudaoyimingshenyi,beitajiuguoyici,dangshiyichongdongjiugentadingxialezheimenwawaqin。xiaodinga,wawaqinwochengrenqueshicunzai。danwohaishijuedelianaijiehunzheizhongshiqingyaokannimennianqingrenzijideyisi,bunengqiangqiu,nidongma?”

tanghaishan:“wobutongyi!chuangeshoupihaishicongshanlimianchulaide,shuonishiyerenyidiandoubuguofen。zenmepeizuowotangjiadenvxu!”

“xiaoxue,nizijideyisini?”tangkunweixiaodekantangxue。

tangxuedelianjiashunjianjiuhongchenglepingguo,zhizhiwuwudekaikoushuodao:“wo,woxianzaihaishixianghaohaowanchengxueye,jiehunshenmededuiyuwolaishuotaizaole。”

“yexiaozitingdaomeiyou!wonveryebutongyi,nijiusilezheitiaoxinba!”

“jiehunshitaizaole,buguotanlianaishenmedeyinggaimeiwenti。”

shuowanzuihouyijuhuahou,tangxuexiuhongzhelianpaokaile。buzhidaoweishenme,zaikandaodingxiaofeidediyiyantajiuxintiaojiasu,suoyicaiyouletanlianaimeiwentizheijuhua。

dingxiaofei:“wotongyixiaoxuedeshuofa。womendoucaishibasui,tanhunlunjiashiyoudianzaole。keyixiantanlianaipeiyangganqingma。nimenyiqianneitaoxianjiehunhoupeiyangganqingluowule,kebuyaobiwo,woshibuhuitongyixianzaijiujiehunde。”

woteme!tanghaishanjianzhiyaoqizhalefei。sheitemebinixianzaijiehuna!

tangkun:“jiuzheimeshuodingle,nigenxiaoxuetanliankeyi,danshizuihouruguoxiaoxuebutongyidehua,xiaodingnijiubuyaojixumianqiangle。”

“cheng,meiwenti!wozheijiuquzhaoxiaoxuemeizitanlianaiqule。”

dingxiaofeiyiliuyanpaochulefangjian。tanghaishanyizhanglianheidegenguodihuiyiyang:“die,nizhentongyixiaoxuegenzheigeyexiaozijiehuna!”

“bieyikouyigeyexiaozi。xiaodinghaodaiyeshilongshenyideyizi,zhishaorenjiayishenyishuzuobudejia。yeguaiwodangnianqueshicaolvlexie。”

“shenmeyishu!ninfeibuchulewentijuranhaijininchouyan,haishiyezijuanyan!dangshiwozhenpabingmeizhihaoninlaobeiyanjiqiangsi。”

“zenmeshuohuade!nibabudewosia!neiyinggaishiyizhongcaoyao,yanwudangshizhijieguodaofeilibichishenmeyaoxiaoguodouhao,chouqilaihaitingshuangde。”

“meiyou,woshuocuohualehaibuxingma。fanzhengwoshibutongyixiaoxuegenzheigeyexiaozizaiyiqide。genghekuanghaizitamayekendingbuhuitongyidea!”

tangkunlianseyansudedianlediantou。

dingxiaofeiguoranquzhaotangxuewanle,tangxuechongdangdaoyoudaizhetayoulanzhenggetangfu。erdingxiaofeizejiangzheyixiekunlunshanlimianfashengdequshi。liangrenyoushuoyouxiao,rangduozaianzhongguanchazheiyiqiedetanghaishanhendeyagenyangyang。

diertianxiawu,tanghaishanyinchenzheyizhanglianchuxianzhengzairengonghuyiqidiaoyudedingxiaofeihetangxueliangrenmianqian:“xiaoxue,niganjinhuiquzhunbeiyixia。nimahuilaile,wanshangyaodainiqucanjiayigewanyan。”

“dinggege,neiwomenxianhuiquba。”

“haoya,dengwanshanghuilaijiniaoyutanghe。”

tanghaishanmeitouzhitiao,zheicailiangtianjiudinggegedoujiaoshangle!

huidaotangfuzhihou,dingxiaofeideshixianshunjianbeiyimingnvzixiyin。tashenshangdeqichangshifenqiangda,yishenbaoqunzhiyezhuangganlianfeichang。zhangxianghetangxuenengyouqifenxiangsi,danshiquechengshuhenduo。

“nijiushineigesuoweishenmelongshenyidechuanren?buguantangjiazhiqianzuochuguoshenmechengnuo,zaiwohuilaidezheiyikeqi,quanbuzuofei!”

qishihaoqiang,haobadao!jianzhibitangkunhaiyaogengxiangtangjiazhenzhengdejiazhuyiyang!

dingxiaofeibeilinbaixiandeqiqichangsuoxiyin,buyouzizhudeduitakanqilemianxiang。

果然是白虎之相!

shafaguoduan,jiqiyouzhujianhenenglideyigeren!ruguozheiyaoshizaigudai,tabishiyiweizhanchangnvjiangjuna!yebuzhidaotanghaishanneiweisuoaitanxiaobianyidexingge,shizenmequdaozheimeyiweinvbaihude!

linbaixianfaxiangenzijinveryiyangnianjidenianqingnanziyizhidingzhezijikan,doukandeyouxierumile。meitoushunjianzhouchengyigechuanzi:“woshuodehuanimeitingdaoma!”

“ngng,tingdaoleya。wawaqinshibuyidingzuoshu,falvshangmianyeburentong。danshilianaiziyouzongmeiyouwentideba!”

“youwenti!xiaoxueshiwonver,yiqiedouyouwoshuolesuan!bingqie,nipingshenmejuedexiaoxuehuixihuanshangni!jinwanwohuidaitaqucanjiayigewanyan,limianquanshigejiefuhaojingying,suibianyirendouqiangguoniqianbaibei!keyirangniyiqitongqu,woyaorangnineimangmuzixindebairimengposuichengzha!”

linbaixiandeyifanhuashuodelengaowubi,tangjiayidajiarenquandoujinruohanchanbugankaikou。

dingxiaofeishunjianxintoushengqiyiguhaoshengzhixin:“qujiuqu!”

ritouxichen,linbaixianhetangxuedouhuanshangleyitaovlingwanlifu。munvliangdeshencaijianzhinengchengdeshangshiwanmeideyijiazi,rangrenrenbuzhuyanqianyiliang。

zheinalishimunv,buzhidaoderendouhuiyiweitaliangshijiemeiba!

erdingxiaofeini,haishineijianposhiwuhuadeshoupiyi。

chengzuozhetangjiadebenchichelaidaolechuanchengshidetenglongdasha,yiyanwangqu,tingchechangneiquanshihaoche。yidabandoushigezhonghaohuapaoche,shenzhihainengkandaojiliangzhinengzaidianshishangcaikandedaodejuebanchexing。

benchizaizheilidouzhinengsuandiandidecunzaile。

tenglongdashayigongshijiuceng,nenggouquwangyuegaoloucengderenshenfendiweiziranyuegao。erlinbaixianyaocanjiadewanyanshizaisanlou。

yizoujindating,ruyanjieshixizhuanggelvhezhuguangbaoqidegejiejingying。

“xiaoxue,genwolai。jinijieshaoyiweifaguozhumingzhubaoshejishidegongzi。”linbaixianfangfodangdingxiaofeibucunzaiyiyang,lingzhetangxuejingzhizouxiangyiminghunshenliangyinxizhuangdejinfanianqingnanzi。

dingxiaofeifanzhebaiyangenleshangqu,fanzhengzijiyoubujuedeganga。

yifanjieshaohou,jinfananqiaolayiwansituranjiangshixianluodaodingxiaofeishenshang:“linnvshi,zheiweishi?”

“woshitangxuedeweihunfu,dingxiaofei。”

qiaolayaohuangzhedehongjiubeishunjianjiangzhu,zhouzhemeitoukanxianglelinbaixian:“linnvshi,meixiangdaoninveryijingyouweihunfulea。”

linbaixianliansebubian,pingdankaikoudao:“tabingbushiwonverdeweihunfu,zhishiyigexihuanzuobairimengdeqiongxiaozi。”

“hahahaha!qiongxiaozibuzuobairimenghainengzuodianshenmeni!”

qiaolaconghuailitaochulianggebaozhuangjingmeidezhubaohe,dakaizhihoulimiangezitangzheyitiaohongbaoshibaoshixianglian:“chucihetangxiaojiejianmian,meishenmehaodeliwu。zheiliangtiaoyouwofuqinyifanyiwansiqinzishejidazaodetaiyangzhileihaiqingshouxia。”

liangtiaoxianglianshangmiandehongbaoshiyidayixiao,qiaolajuranbadadeneitiaodidaolelinbaixiandemianqian。zheiyimukandedingxiaofeiyanpizhitiao,zheigejinfananhaizhenshitumoubuxiaoa!

xianranlinbaixianyefaxianleqiaoladexiaoxinsi,lianseweiweiyibiandanshunjianyouhuifuruchang,zhengyaojieguoxianglian。

“zheigenbenbushiyifanyiwansiqinzidazaodetaiyangzhilei!zaoxingshitaiyangzhileimeicuo,dankendingbushiyifanzijitiaoxuandebaoshi,gengjiabushitaqinzishougongdazaochulaide!”

“zheiliangkehongbaoshirouyankejiandezazhibutongtou,seduyeshiyiban。xiangqianjiagongcucao,yejiujiqiankuaideshoujia。wojideyifankeshifaguodedingjizhubaoshizhiyi,taqinzizuochulaidezhubaocaizhijiqiankuai,jianzhiyaoxiaodiaorendedaya!”

shuowanzhihoudingxiaofeihaibuwangweixiaokanzhelinbaixiankaikoudao:“zheijiushinisuoweidejingying?”