anjingdejizhenshi，zhinengtingdaodidadidadeshengyin，zuozaichuangshangdelao*，huanhuanzhengkaileyanjing，nannanhandao：“xiaolin？”
zhongniannanzihunshenyizhen，mangchongleguoqu，shuangyantonghong，jidongdiyuwulunci：“ba！wozaizhei！wozaizhei！”
tajinjinwozhelaorendeshou，yanleizhibuzhudiaoxialai，yigedananren，yejinbuzhuluolei，jiuchayidian，jiuchayidiantianrenxianggea！
suhankanletamenyiyan，meishuoshenme，zhuanshenjiuyaozouchuqu，xulaomanggenleshangqu，genciqianbuxiedemoyangxiangbi，wanquanjiuxianghuanleyigeren。
“suxiansheng，ganggangduoyoumaofan，haiqingbuyaojianguai，hehe。”xulaogenzaisuhandeshenhou，turanxiandeyouxiejushu。
suhanyouzheiyangdenengnai，chenghutaweixiansheng，yebuweiguoa！
suhantingzhujiaobu，kanlexulaoyiyanqingshengdao：“xulaojiaoshou，woshiyimingyisheng，suoyinengjiubierendeming，jiushiwozuixiangzuodeshiqing，nimenyeshiyisheng，bingrendouhaimeifangqi，nimenzenmenengfangqini？”
xulaolianliandiantou，mianduiyigejingtongguyixuanqizhidegaoshou，tazheigejiaoshoudemingtousuangepi！
“suxianshengshuodeshi，laoxiuyeshihutule。”xulaolianlianyaotou。
zhanzaiyibiandexiaohushidouyijingmengle，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？xulaojiaoshoujingranduizheyigenianqingdedaozhennanhushidaoqian？
开什么玩笑啊！
taganjuezheigeshijiesihuturanbiandefengkuangqilai。
“xulao，nishiqianbei，haishijiaowoxiaosuba，yihouhaiyouhenduodongxi，dexiangerweiqianbeixuexi。”suhanweiweidiantou，meiyousihaojuao，shuowanbianzhuanshenzouchulejizhenshi。
xulaogangyaozou，zhanglaobiangenleshangqu：“laoxu，daodizenmehuishia？”
“zheisuxiansheng，shigaorena！”xulaotanleyikouqi，yadishengyindao，sihuturanxiangdaoleshenme，mangzhuantoukanzheneiqiaolidexiaohushi，“xiaoguniang，nixianzaishizaidaozhentaigangweishangme？”
qiaolixiaohushiyizheng，munedidianlediantou。
xulaoxiaolexiao：“huitouniqurenshikejiaoxiacailiao，rangneibiananpainidaolinchuangkeshiqu，jiushuoshiwoshuode。”
shuowan，xulaobianyezouchulejizhenshi，erxiaohushiyijiuhaoxianghaihuozaimengliyiban，linchuangkeshi……keshimeigehushidouxiangqudekeshia！
ziji……jiubangsuhanyigexiaomang，jiunengqulinchuangkeshile？tiana，xingfulaidetaituranle！
menwai，suhangangzouchulai，liuzhurenjiuchongleshangqu，yibajiuzhusuhandeyiling，ehenhendao：“buzhitiangaodihou，nixianghaisiyiyuanme！nixianzaibeikaichule！dongme！nibeikaichule！”
“liucheng，nijiwofangshou！”
xulaozoulechulai，jianliuzhurenruciwuli，dunshidashenghechiqilai。
liuchengyizheng，buzhidaofashengleshenmeshi，xulaozenmehuixiangzhezheixiaozi，kanxulaodebiaoqing，nandaoshuo……tabarenjiuhuole？zheizenmekeneng！
“nizheigezhurenzenmedangde？xiaosuzheiyangyigehaoyisheng，nianpaitaqudaozhentai？nishibushibuxiangganle？”xulaohechizhe，muluyunse。
liuzhurenchedimengle，nandaozheixiaozizhenbarenjiuhuole？
cikedesuhan，lianseyijiubaochipingjing，fangfoganggangzhishizuoleyijianzaiputongbuguodeshiqingbale，takanleliuzhurenyiyan，dandandao：“woxiangzuodezhishijiuren，yiyuan？yiyuanyeshizhibingjiurendedifang，bunengzhibingjiuren，neizheiyiyuancunzaideyiyishishenme？”
liuzhurenyakouwuyan，zhangzhezuiquebuzhidaogaishuoshenme，zheixiaoziyidingshiyunqihao，tazenmekenengbarenjiuhuoni，zheibukenenga。
beisuhanzheiyangjiaoxun，taxinlibugan，queyezhidao，zheigeshihoubuganzaishuoshenme，miandedezuixulaodengren。
suhanshuowan，bianyaohuidaodaozhentaijixugongzuo，jizhenshinei，zhongniannanzijibuzhuilechulai。
“suxiansheng，qingliubu！”zhongniannanzizouleguoqu，zhangzhangtuchuyikouqi，ganggangtawenzijifuqinganjuezenmeyang，lao*jingranshuoganjuefeichanghao，zheirangtazhendekuaijidongdikule。
tazoudaosuhangenqian，zhengzhongjugong：“suxiansheng，zhendehenganxieni，woqianniyigerenqing！yihouzaidongchengquyushangshenmemafan，wokeyibangni。”
zhouweideren，jiandaozhongnianrenzheibanjudong，gengshichayibuyi，dong*deyigerenqing？
kesuhanqueshiqingqingyaoleyaotou：“bubile，zheibuguoshizuoweiyishengdezhizebale，suanbushangshenmerenqing。”
suhanhuayishuochu，dunshirangzhouweiderengengshijingdiaoxiaba，dongquzhangderenqingjingrandoubuyao？kaishenmewanxiaoa！
jiuliandonglinyeyouxiechayi，tacongbuqingyijibierenrenqing，suhanruobushijiulezijifuqinxingming，tagenbenbuhuishuozheiyangdehua，kesuhanjingransihaobuzaihu？
“nifuqinnianqingshishoushangbushao，laolaiyujizaitinei，yishinanyihuajie，haixuyaozaidiaolidiaoli……”
“neinihaibukuaijilaorendiaoli！”suhanhuahaimeishuowan，liuzhurenlianlianhanleqilai，“nizhidaobuzhidaodong*shishenmeren？nizhidaobuzhidaolao*shishenmeren？”
suhandelianseturanlenglexialai，tasaoleliuzhurenyiyan，yuqidoubiandelengdanqilai，zijiyierzaizaiersanrenrang，kezheiliuzhurenqueshiyizaiqiyaziji，hechiziji，zhendangzijishihaoqifudeme！
“zaiwoyanli，zhiyoubingren，meiyoushenfen，woxiangjiujiujiu，buxiangjiu，sheiqiuwodoumeiyong！”shuowan，suhanzhuanshenjiuzou，meiyousihaotuonidaishui，donglindunshijiuhuangleqilai。
tahenhendengleliuzhurenyiyan，henbudejiangtayibazhangdafei：“nixianghaisiwobame！”
donglinyihou，liuzhurendunshituidouruanle，tazhishixiangminglingsuhanjilao*zhibing，jidong*yixiehaoyinxiangeryi，kemeixiangdao……
xulaoyeshiyaoleyaotou，youxiebunaifankanleliuzhurenyiyan，manliandeshiwang，suizhiqinghengleyisheng，genzhanglaojiaoshouyiqilikai，zhiliuxiayiliandaizhi，yukuwuleideliuzhuren。
donglinmanggenleshangqu，yijiushifenkeqi，tazhidaosuhankeyijiuzijidefuqin，nalihaiganyouyisibujing，nengrangxulaogenzhanglaodoujingpeideren，juefeiputongrena。
“suxiansheng，niganggangyeshuo，shiyinweiwofuqinnianqingshiweiguo，erkenchushouxiangjiu，haiqinghaorenzuodaodi，weiwofuqindiaolidiaolishentiba。”donglinshifenchengken，duitalaishuo，zheibeizi，fuqinjiushizuizhongyaoderen。
suhanzhanzhu，kanledonglinyiyan，tanengganjuededao，donglindexiaoxin，ganggangjizhenshimenwaiyigui，gengshirangsuhanqinpei，yigedarenwu，xixiazhiguicangtianhefumu，zheiyangderen，bangtayiciyemeishenme。
“lingzunwei*ershang，nianlaoyeyinggaiyougeanwendewannian，zheigemang，wokeyibangni。”suhanxianglexiang，dandankaikou。
donglindunshijidongleqilai，yibawozhusuhandeshou，lianliandaoxie，jiangzijidemingpian，songdaosuhandeshouli。
“suxiansheng，zhendetaiganxienile，zheishiwodedianhua，niruoshiyoukong，suishikeyijiwodadianhua，wolikepairenlaijieni！”