第一章:夜太太,不过一个笑话而已!

“夜子信在哪?”

chiyaojingongsidiyijuhua,shenchuantiaowendexizhuang,heibaipei,yishenqixiqingleng。

tajiaobuhenkuai,cong39loudediantizouchu,jingzhiwangzongcaibanzouqu。

guazheliehuogongsigongpaidemishuyiluxiaopaojingen,“fuzong,zongcaiyougezhongyaodeshipinhuiyi,fenfusuoyourenbunengdarao,fuzong,nin……”

mishudehuahaimeishuowan,chiyaoyijingzhandingzaizongcaibandeshuangshandamenqian。

yinideshengyinconglimianchuanchulai,yifumianhongerchidehuamian。

“副总……”

xiaomishuyuyanyouzhi,weikongbaofayicizhuoqingdazhan。

chiyaomianselengmo,tailetaishou,shiyixiaomishumeitadeshi。

“yegege,yaoshi……yaoshifuzonglailekezenmeban?”

“laijiulaile,pashenme?tahainengchileni?”yezixinhaobuzaiyi,shizhijianjiazhexueqie,qidingshenxiandixiangshoumeirenzaihuaideganjue。

渣男渣女!

chiyaoshenxiyikouqi,tuikailemen。

liangrenqishuashuadixiangtakanlai,chiyaomianwubiaoqing,zhuoshangfangxialewenjian,“jinkuaiqianle。”

tagongshigongbandeshense,fangfoyanqianniwaizaiyiqidebushizijidelaogonghedisanzhe。

yezixinchouleyikouxueqie,yishunbushunsuodingzhechiyaoganliandeshenying。

taliluozhuanshenzou,jiaobushaoshaoyidun,pieleyanneicuranwucuodedisanzhe。

“wochibuleni,buguozheishigongsi,ruguonijixubuyaoliandidaizaizheili,woyouquanrangbaoanbanidiuchuqu!”

disanzhebeitazheimeweixie,jiaoshengjiaoqidijiuzheyezixindiyifu,“yegege,nikantaduoxionga!nizenmequlegemulaohu!”

这就算母老虎了?

chiyaorouzheshouguanjie,yaobushigujizijizaigongsidexingxiang,tanengbataneizhangqiaolideliandachengzhutou!

yezixinxiaoerbuyu,fankaiwenjian。

zhouranjian,tongkongjinsuo,mouguangyinlengditouxiangchiyao,cixingerdichendeshengyinminglingdao,“zhanzhu!”

chiyaozhubu,huitoukanqu,yezixingangcaihaiqidingshenxian,cikelengjiaofenmingdelianyijingbushanghanshuang。

“yegege。”huailidedisanzhefenmingganjuedaohanlengcigudediqiya,fanchudijiulejiuyezixindeyifu。

“滚!”

yigezieryi,nvrenhedehunbufuti,zhuaqibangongzhuoyijiaodewaitaotaoyesidilikai。

bangongshilijingmiwusheng,chiyaotairanziruoduiyuyezixinduizhizhe,zuijiaoyimochaonong,“yexianshengyoushenmefenfu?”

yezixinweiweimieyan,xinliyouzhongqiangliedechongdong,qiasitadechongdong!

“zheishishenme?”tashoulide,shijiazaiwenjianlidelihunxieyi,zheiyijingbushitadiyicishoudao。

“yexianshengburenshizima?yuwentiyulaoshijiaode?”chiyaoshuangshouhuanbao,tiaoxindeqishi。

yezixinzhidaotazuibidaozihaidu,bunufanxiao,niezhelihunxieyidaotagenqian。

20limideshengaocha,ziranerrandifushizheta。

tawuguanjingzhi,fuzhicibai,ruofeizhengtianbanzhelian,huoxunengjiayuwanzhongfengqing。

tataiqishou,gouqiletaguangjiedexiaba,sixiaofeixiaodao,“nigaibuhuiyiweiyizhilihunxieyijiunengchanghainishenshangdezuinie?haishishuo,nidasuanyuqinguzong,rangwoduinichanshenghaogan?”

zaitazhijian,chiyaoweiweiyangqixiaba,duishangtashensuiheichendeyanmou,xinzangbuyoudijiujin。

tashuangchunjinmin,yiyanbufa,zhishixiuzhetashenshangdandandibohexiang,jiurenbuzhuchunchidangyang。

keshitazhidao,wuluntazuoshenme,zaiyezixinyanli,yongyuandoushigehaisimeimei,dutunjiachanderen!

jiantabuzuohuiying,yezixinfuxia.shen,bochunjiutiezaitaerbian,“xianglihun,menerdoumeiyou,nibushileyizuoyejiashaonainai,worangniyibeizishouhuogua!”

chiyaohaimeilaidejiganshoutahuxidewenre,erbian“cila——”shengxiang,lihunxieyisichengleliangban。

“gunba!”yangyangsasadisuizhixiemantian,chiyaodexin,fangfoshineifenxieyi,beitatushousilie,zhiliposui。

“hao,xiaciwozaizhunbeidewanshanxie。”

tamianshangbolanbujing,zhuanshenzouchuzongcaiban,zoulangli,shigerendouhuidaizheyiyangdemuguangdaliangta。

yetaitai,buguoyigexiaohuaeryi!