第1章 欺负我妹,打死你

“jiejie……haonanshou……jiuwo……”

tingdaodianhuaneitoudehujiu,zhenghuashejitudebaiyouranbijianyidun,mengdiqishen,yibianwangwaizouyibiantingdianhua。

“你在哪里?”

“听云楼……”

dianhuaneitouchuanlaizhouqingxuecuchuandeshengyin。

听云楼?

neibushitaheduyanlindehunfangma?

taheduyanlinxiangshiliangnian,shanggeyuezailiangjialianhekaifadegaodangbieshuquli,duyanlinyiyidongbieshuweiliwuzhengshixiangtaqiuhun。

neigeliwujiushitingyunlou。

yichumen,caijueshijianguowan,tadexiaogongzuoshizaipianyuandekaifaqu,baitianrenchaoxuannao,yelijiushiguicheng,pianpianzheishi,tadecheyousongqunianjianle。

zhengzheji,yuanchuyiliangchuzucheqiahaotingxia,baiyouranyanqianyiliang,kuaibuzouguoqu。

yourenxiache,haiwanyaogensijishuolejijuhua,caijinledasha,tachongguoqu,zhijieshanglehouzuo。

“dongcheng,huangguibieyuantingyunlou!”

shuowandizhi,tajiuditoufanshouji,zhaochenfengleliangnianduodedianhuahaoma。

dianhuayitong,taxianyibukaikou。

“ba,qingxuechushile,zaitingyunlou。nikuaiganguolai,buzhidaojutishenmeshi,wobuganbaojing!”

“到底发生——”

“nishuoshenme?qingxuezenmele?baiyouran,takeshinimeimei,niyouxiang——”

jianruideshengyingaiguolezhouchongen,baiyouranyanmouyileng,zhijieguadiao。

zheicaifaxianchezihaimeikaidong,tadunshiyigunuhuomaoshangxintou。

“开车啊!”

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fengbidekongjianli,tafangfobeishenmeweixiandedongwudingshangyiban,weixian,qiewufaduozang。

xiayishishenxiangmenba,shentizhengyaodong,chezixianyibukailechuqu。

“坐好。”

dichendeshengyinhaoxiangzuimianchundejiu,qinrenxinfei。

yixiaoshihou,daodamudedi。

baiyourantaochuwubaikuaifangdaosijijianshang,“mafanniduodengyihui,ruguoshifenzhongwomeichulai,qingnibangmangbaogejing。”

budengsijikaikou,baiyouranyijingxialechewangbieshupaoqu。

tahaiyibianbozhezhouqingxuededianhua。

电话没人接。

zhiwenjiesuo,jinrubieshu。

shengyinxixisuisuidizaibieshulihuidang,shiqingxuedeshengyin!

yikouqipaoshangerlou,gangyituikaimen,jiukandaodishangde‘wanju’haiyoujigewanwandett。

“buyao……wuwu……”

lutianyongchili,yigehunshenchiluodenvrenzhengyangmianshenyin,nanrenkaozaiyongchibian,shuangshoulouzhenvrendeyao,zhengjiliediyundongzhong……

“nihaobang……baobei~”shayadeshengyin,daizheyisimeihuohaiyoudiaoxiao。

baiyourandanaohonglongyisheng。

这声音是……

“fangkai……wuwu,jiefu……woshiniweihunqidemeimeia……”

“baobei,zheiyangcaiciji,bushima?”

zhouqingxuekudelihuadaiyu,shuangshouquebaozheduyanlindebojing,jijinyouhuo。

turan,yuguangpiedaobaiyouran,tayandifuguojingguang,xiayike,zhengzhabiandeyufajilie,shengsilijiediqiujiu。

“youran,jiuwo!wuwu……kuaijiuwo!”

baiyourandanaowengwengzuoxiang,tabennengdichongshanglai,zhuaqianbiandejiuping,zhaotouhenzalexiaqu。

“duyanlin,nizheigeqinshou!”

zhouqingxueshitatongfuyimudeqinmeimei,tashitaweihunfu,tamenxiageyuejiuyaojiehunle,tazenmenengzuochuzheizhongshi?!

duyanlinbeizadeshentizhijiewangyongchilixian。

zhouqingxuehuangluandipashangchibian,baozhushentibuzhudizhandou。

“youran……wuwu……tajiwoxiayao……”

baiyouranshenxiyikouqi,yanmoulenglie,buqukanzhouqingxueshenshangdehenji,lengshengdao:“pishangyujin。”

zhouqingxuebujie,danhaishizhuaguoyujinpishangle。

咔嚓!

zhouqingxuecuoetaitou,danjianbaiyourannazheshoujibutingpai,“youran?!”

“baiyouran,nitmfengle,niyaodasiwoa?nipaishenme?!”

duyanlinfuchushuimian,jiantayouluyoupai,yinweitouchidexinxushunjianbianchengxiongxiongnuhuo。[xinxiu-9-17]

baiyourankanzheta,zhijuedeyikexinbeiyingwanchulai,zaidiudaodishangcaisuile。

zheigenanren,shanggeyuecaigentaqiulehun,jiuzaizheili,jiuzaizheigeyongchibian,dangshizhouqingxueyezaixianchang,tazenmexiadeleshou?!

niuguotoubukanshuilideren,taturanjuedewubiexin。

zoudaomenbian,naqishoujibohao。

“jiejie,niyaozuoshenme?”

baiyouranyuqipingjing,zhishianjiandeshouweizhan,“baojing,gaotaqiang.jian!”

zhouqingxueheduyanlintongshilianseyibai。

zhouqingxuelengzhule,bao,baojing?

“baiyouran,nifengle,woshiniweihunfu!”

duyanlinmawanjiuyaoshangan,baiyouranbuyaolian,tadujiakehaiyaoni!

gangpashangyongchibian,jiujianbaiyouranzhuaqizhuoshangdejiuping,zaicizaguoqu。

zheicijiupingsuile,xuehuasanluo,zaichishuiliyunkaile。

“啊!”

zhouqingxuehedejianjiaoyisheng,hunshentanruanzaidi。

qiahaocishi,zhouchongenhelimeilingganjinlai。

dayansaoleyiquan,liangrenjiuxianquhuzhulezhouqingxue,youshianweiyoushicalei,quanranwanglebaiyouranhaizaizheili。

zheizhongqingkuang,baiyourandouxiguanleliangnianle。

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jiantaditoubohao,zhouqingxuezhuaqidishangdebolipian,juejuedishuodao:“jiejie,womeilianhuole。”

limeilingjimangzhuazhunverdeshouwan,huitousisidingzheta。

“baiyouran,niyebukankanxianzaishenmeqingkuang,niyaobaojing?nishiyaobisiqingxuema?wozhidaonihenwoqianglenibaba,keshiqingxueshiwugude!takeshinizuihaodepengyoua!”

baiyouranlengmodidizhetou,shengyinqinglengdao:“woshuoguowohuibaohunide,zheijianshiwohuijinizuozhu。”

tameiwangjitagaozhongdiyitiantongjingranhonglekuzi,shizhouqingxuebaxiaofujitabangzaiyaoshang,ranhouzijiyinweimeichuanxiaofubeiganchuleshengguoqiyishi。

congneitiankaishi,yizhidaodaer,tajihurenweiliangrenyaodangyibeiziguimile。

kedaeryikaixue,haoguimichengletadejimei,erqieshitongfuyimudejimei。

mamadangshibingzhong,jianjuebutongyixiaosandenverrubaijiahukou,zuihoubuzhidaodachengleshenmexieding,mamatuileyibu,rangtaxingzhou。

bannianhou,mamabingzhongbuzhilishile,limeilingdengtangrushi,chenglebaijiadenvzhuren。

tahenfuqindenuoruohechugui,henlimeilingdechazu,quewufahentadeguimi,rujindeqinmeimei。

tingdaobaiyouranlengqingdeshengxian,zhouchongenborandanu,“nidaodishixiangbaohuta,haishixiangjiejihuilenimeimeidemingsheng?”

“jiushi,nizijimingshengbuhao,nijiuxiangrangnimeimeipeiniyiqibeirenkanbuqima?”

jiuzaizheishi,congwaizoujinlailianggeren。

“womenshijingcha,sheibaodejing?”