chenyingjunzheihuieryifujianxixideyangzi，
而看到他这么贱，
qiaoyingziyesuanshiduitayouleyidianlejie……zheigelsp，buguanghaose，erqieshirenzhijianzewudi！
daoshigenzhiqiandechenyingjun，shiwanquanbutongdelianggeren，
zhiqiandechenyingjun，shuobailejiushizibei，zaibanlimeiyoucunzaigan，danshikankanxianzaizheigechenyingjunba，qiaoyingziyouyizhongganjue，zheijiahuobifangyifanhaiyaojian！
xinlimianzheimexiang，suiranzhidaozhenxiangshizenmehuishier，danqiaoyingziyebunengzheimerongyijiudayingtaa，
huanjuhuashuo，yanxihaishiyaoquantaode，
xianglexiang，qiaoyingzijiuzhuangmozuoyangdeshuodao：“chenyingjun，nizheishizaihunongsheini？”
“nibawoqiaoyingzidangshazima？”
“kaixuediyitian，nijiumeiqianchifan，woyoubushinima，niyaoqian，buhuigennibamayaoa？”
乔英子话音刚落，
chenyingjunyijingyisheng：“ma。”
乔英子：“……”
lengshibeizheijiahuonongdewuyanyidui，erkandaoqiaoyingzi***deyangzi，chenyingjunzheihuierjiukaikoushuodao：“qiaoyingzitongxue，zhiyaonikenqingwochifan，nijiushiwochenyingjundezaishengfumu。”
这话说得！
qiaoyingzimingmingbushizheigeyisia，zenmehaiduochuleyigehaodaer？
xianglexiang，yelandegenzheijiahuohuchele，jiukaikoushuodao：“chenyingjun，shuoshuokan，daodizenmehuishi？”
还能怎么回事！
kandaoqiaoyingzizheimewen，mingmingqianshenredehuo，weishenmeyaozijilaibeiguo！
buguochenyingjunhaishikaikoushuodao：“hainengzenmehuishier，jiwodeshenghuofei，beiwoqumailecaipiaobei。”
“nikenengbuzhidao，wojialiqingkuangdeteshu。”
“wobamalihunle，yougezichenglilejiating，wobuxiangyingxiangtamendejiating，suoyitamenjiqianwojiushouxia，bujiwoyebuhuizhudongyao。”
qishichenyingjunzhisuoyibuzhudongkaikouyao，shiyinweizaitadexinli，tagenbenjiubushirenjiadeerzi，tashigechuanyuezhea，
suoyi，genqianshendefumu，zuihaojiubaochizheiyangdeguanxi，
大家互不打扰，
zaichenyingjunkanlai，jiushizuihaodezhuangtai，fouzeyaoshiqianshendefumu，jiugensongqianside，neihairangrenhuobuhuole？
suoyitingdaozheijiahuojieshi，tadefumuyijinglihun，
suiranyijingcongzheijiahuoderijili，zhidaolezheijianshier，danqiaoyingzizheihuierhaishizhuangzuodiyicitingdao，
renzhenxiangleyixia，ranhoujiutucaodao：“chenyingjun，nizheiyeshihuogai！”
“jinideshenghuofei，niweishenmeyaoqumaicaipiao？”
“xianzaimeiqianchifanle，nikezhengoubuyaoliande，lianmadoujiaoshangle。”
“bushi，yiqianzenmemeiyoufaxian，nichenyingjunzheimebuyaoliana。”
这话说得，
anzhaoqianshendexingge，queshizuobuchulaizheizhongshiqing，
keshixianzaidezheigechenyingjun，tazhirendingyigedaoli……renzhijianzewudi！
只要能吃香喝辣的，
要脸干什么啊？
zhenyaoshigeyaolianderen，yebuhuichuanyueyihou，jiuxiangzhegonglveqiaoyingzile，shuobailejiushixiangtangpinghebailan，
suoyikandaoqiaoyingziyilian‘kunhuo’deyangzi，
chenyingjunxinliyezhidao，zijiturandezheizhong‘bianhua’，yexuyaoyigejieshi，
yushi，zheijiahuokaikoushuodao：“qiaoyingzitongxue，zheirena，zhiyaoaiele，jiuhuifashengbianhuale。”
看到这家伙这么说，
qiaoyingzidianlediantou，mianqiangjieshouletadejieshi，
ranhouxianglexiang，jiukaikoushuodao：“chenyingjuntongxue，anlishuo，dajiatongxueyichang，nixianzaiyudaolekunnan，woyebuyinggaixiushoupangguan。”
“keshinizheigeren，dounengbashenghuofeidounaqumaicaipiao。”
“huanjuhuashuo，nizheigerenxuyaogaizao。”
“suoyixiangchifankeyi，danshibixunanidelaodonglaihuan。”
zheiyeshiqiaoyingzixinlizhenshidexiangfa，bijingzheijiahuoshitadegongjuren，zongbunengzhende‘jiansibujiu’，
danshibangzhubieren，yeyaoxuanzezhengquedefangfa，
huanjuhuashuo，zheijiahuobushilejiejuqingma？
taxiangzhuangshennonggui，qingtachigeyiliangdunhaikeyi，danshikaolvdaozheijiahuodeqingkuang，bixuyaoyangchengzheijiahuoailaodongdexiguan，jiuzheijiahuo，zhengtianxiangzhetangpingbailanchiruanfan，
zongbuhuizhendeyiwei，qiaoyingzijiuzheimesuisuibianbianbeinihuyouleba？
congmouzhongchengdushanglaishuo，qiaoyingzizheishibushiwangfuchenglong？
meiyouneimekuazhang，danqueshixiangbangyibangchenyingjun！
毕竟，
buzhidaozheijiahuoshigeshenmeyangderenyejiubale，xianzaiqiaoyingzikeshikailegua，tajuedexiangyaozheijiahuozairijiliduotidaoziji，jiubixurangtayinxiangshenkea！
zhiyugenzheijiahuotanlianaijiaowangshenmede，baoqian，jiuchenyingjunmuqiandeqingkuang，qiaoyingzigenbenwufajieshouta！
既不是超级美男子！
youbushishenmetiancaixueba！
haizhengtianxiangdangxianyu，nagenvhaizi，xiwangzijidelingyiban，shizheiyangdefeiwua？
当然了，
yongfeiwulaixingrongchenyingjun，yeshiyouxieguofenle，danshiyouyidianqiaoyingzixinlishiqingchude，zheiyangbuqiushangjinxiongwudazhideren，juebushitadeneipancai，
suoyiqiaoyingzizheihuiermuguangwanweidekanzhechenyingjun，
yinweitayijingcaichulezheijiahuojiexialaidetaolu，
还能什么套路？
liyongtazhidaojuqingdeyoushi，dasuanhuyouzijibei！
xinlijiugengemingjingside，
danzheihuieryebunengdianpota，
bijing，takebunengrangzheijiahuojuechadao，zijizhidaotademimi！
所以这种气氛中，
chenyingjunzheihuierzenmexiangdeni？
tadangranyezhidao，xiangbaichibaihe，zheishieryebushitajijuhua，qiaoyingzijiunengdayingde，
huanjuhuashuo，chiruanfandedaolushang，tayeshirenzhongerluyuana，
心里这么想，
chenyingjunzheihuiergenbenmeiyoujiehua，
huanjuhuashuo，tachuanyuedaozheigeshijieshang，tazuidadeyoushishishenme？
就是他熟悉剧情啊！
换句话说，
chenyingjunzheihuieryijingzhunbeifangdazhaole，
qiaoyingzi，nizhunbeihaolema？
daizhezheiyangdeniantou，chenyingjunzhuangmozuoyangdexiangleyixia，zheicaikaikoushuodao：“qiaoyingzitongxue，shibuxiangman，wozheigeren，haishiyoudianbenshide。”
“birushuo，wohuisuanming，suiranbushibaifenbaidenengsuanchuyixieshiqing，danyesuanbangegaorenle。”
“yaobuwojinisuanyixia？”
“ruguosuandezhunni，yihouwodehuoshifei，nijiujiwoquanbaole。”
“dangranyaoshisuanbuzhun，jiuanzhaonishuode，wonalaodonglaihuan。”
“bijingwotangtangyigenanzihandazhangfu，zongbunengbaichibaiheshiba？neiyangqibushichengleyigechiruanfande！”