第四章 能动手的绝不废话

dongyubindangshijiushiyileng。

laoshishuo,ciqingcijing,shazidounengkanchulaishizenmehuishier。

dongyubinbenlaizhengyinweizijichongdanglediandengpaoergandaoyouxieganga,benyexiangzhudongdechuqu,ranglianggerendandudechulizheijianshiqing。

keweijiajunzheizhurenyibanfahaoshilingdeyuqi,querangdongyubindunshijiudaxiaoleniantou。

“zheishiwojia,woweishenmeyaochuqu?”

weijiajunzhongyubuzaishixianqianneiyilianyangguangdemoyang,huranjiuyincecedekanxiangdongyubin。

shishishang,weijiajuncongdongyubinde“jiatinghuanjing”jiuyijingtuicedao,zheijiyoukenengzhishiyigehaowubeijingdedagongzi。

“e?gemener,nagedanweide?”

dongyubinshuodao,“meishenmedanwei,dagongde。”

果然不出所料。

weijiajundeyidexiaolexiao。

“e,neijiushixiangdianer,peiheyixia。”

“beichengqucaiguanjuyusuankedeweizhurenshiwoqinshushu,jintianniyaoshibiaoxianhaodehua,gaitianrangwoshushujinianpaigetimiandegongzuo。”

“zhengshibianzhi,gongzibushaona,haisijiyoukongdiao,bubinileisileihuodejirendagongqiang?”

tiaojianhenyanxiuren,kedongyubinhaijiushikanbuguanzheizhongzhangzheyoudianerguanxi,jiuziyiweigaogaozaishangdejiahuo。

“谢了。”

“buguozheishiwojia,wonaeryebuqu。”

“erqiejujiegangcaiyeyijingshuoguole,xianzaiyinggaichuquderen,shini。”

weijiajundeyouyuegansuanshibeidongyubinchediwushile,bujinyuexiangyueqi。

yinweibeijushengfangkuangduiyejiuxianrenle,keniyigechoudagongde,youshenmezigezaizijimianqianniuchaa!

越气越想!

越想越气!

zhongyu,weijiajunnaoxiuchengnuzhixiashenshoujiuyaoquzhuadongyubindeyiling,ranhouxiangyaoyibajishuaichumenwai。

kehaimeiyoupengdaodongyubinni,quebeidongyubinxianyibuzhuazhuleshouwanzi。

而且,力道奇大。

“啊!”

weijiajuntengdedangchangjiujiaochuleshenger。

“nitanvmadefangshou!”

“laozijinggaoni,ruguoyihouhaixiangzaibeichengquhunxiaqudehua,xianzailimajiujiwofangshou,tingdaolemeiyou?”

“yaoburandehua,laozirangnichi……”

nengdongshoujiejuedeshierconglaibufeihua,zheishidongyubindaxiaoerzainongcundewushuci“zhanyi”zhongwuchulaidezhenli。

yushilidujiadadetongshishuangyanyileng,“neixin”shenchudehuisewuzhuangyuanlundunshijiujiakuailezhuandong。

bingqiezaicishanguoyisiwuguangdetongshi,yilvjihanqisiziyuanlunerchu,qingkejianjiushunzhedongyubindeyoushou,fengkuangdeguanruleweijiajunderenbennei。

yucitongshi,weijiajunganjuedao,zijifangfoshunjianjiubuzhecunlvdezhishenyubingtianxuedizhongyiban。

congtoudaojiaozaimeiyouyisiwendu,jiulianxueyedouhaosiningguleyiyang。

yizhiyuliansecangbai,mengranjianjiuhunshendaqileduosuo。

yaozhidao,xianzaikeshiyanglideqiyuea,keshisanshiduodudedaxiatiana!

jushengfangdengdaleyanjing,yiliandebukezhixin。

yinweiwulunconggetouerhaishicongtigelaishuo,weijiajunxiangbidongyubindoushizhanjujueduideyoushi。

ranershishishang,dongyubinneixindejingyayouguozhierwubuji。

yinweizicongneiciliqidejingliguohou,suirannengtongguorendeqixieryuzhifuhuo,danherendongshou,bingqiemingxiandongyongdaolejiyinzhili,zheihaizhendeshitouyici。

kedangxiangdaozijiduizheigexinjinenghaiwanquanchuyu“churenbenyan”dejieduan,weilebubashiqingnaodatongchushenmelouzi,dongyubinzhongyusongkaileshou。

“噗通”

weijiajunyipigujiuzuodaoledishang,kaozheqiangjiaodakoudechuanzheqi。

kanxiangdongyubindeyanzhong,zechongmanlekongju。

keshuolaiyeguai,jiuzaisongshouhoujiduandeshijianli,weijiajundetiwenjingranfeikuaidehuishengleqilai。

zhidaohuifuruchuzhihou,zheicaixiayishidehuanglehuangnaodai。

nandao,gangcaideyiqiedouzhishi……huanjue?

buguodangkandaozijirucilangbeidedaozaidishanghou,xianqiandeyimuzaicifuxian。

“xiaotuzaizi,jintianyaoshiburangnijianxue,laozijiu……”

congdishangzhanqilaihou,weijiajunjiuyaozaiciduidongyubindongshou。

“xingweideninaogoulemeiyou?”

“haizhendangzheilishinijiaya?”

“niganzaidongyigeshishi,woxianzailimajiubaojingnixinbuxin?”

jushengfangyijingnazheshoujisuishizhunbeipaishe,zheicishizhendehuole。

tingdaobaojinglianggezi,zizhilikuideweijiajunzhongyulengjinglexialai。

lenglengdekanleyiyanjushengfang,shenmedoumeishuo。

buguokanxiangdongyubindeshihouer,queyilianlengxiao,bingyongshouzhiduizhedongyubinbuzhudedianzhe。

“行,你等着!”

weijiajunzoule,jushengfangzheicaiwendao,“xiaodong,gangcaidaodishizenmehuishier?wozenmekandaoweijiajunturanjiulianbaidegenzhiside?”

dongyubinzhihaoyanshidao,“woyebuzhidao,yexutabenshenjiuganmaoleshenmede,zhishiqiangchengzheyigeyangziba。”

一时无解。

buguobenshenjiubuzhaorendaijian,zoulehoujushengfangyemeizaiduoxiang。

kanlekan,xiaozhuozishangzhishengliangbaofangbianmian。

jushengfangwendao,“haimeichifanniba?”

“zhenghao,beizheijiahuodanwulebantian,gancuiquwoneilichidele。”

dongyubinzhidaojushengfangduizijidehaoyi,suoyiyemeijujue,suiranquleyeshizijizhangshao。

budebushuo,dongyubinpingshisuirannengjiangjiujiujiangjiu,keshizuochulaidefancaihaizhenshuodeguoqu。

jiusuanjushengfangzheihaochengchibiandajiexiaoxiangdezhuer,yetiaobuchutaiduodemaobing。

henkuai,yigeyuxiangrousi,yigeqingjiaochaorou,waijiabaimifanzhihou,yidunzhongwufanjiusuanjiandandeduifuguoqule。

kekanzhezaichufangxiwandedongyubindebeiying,jushengfangmomingjiuchanshengleyizhong“zheicaishijia”deganjue。