第1章 得到神笔先给儿子们画个妈

某平行时空,夏国。

jiangzhouyishuxueyuan,wanshangjiudianban。

“哪来的笔?”

zoujinsushe,kanzhezijizhentoushangduochudeyizhimaobi,suqingyouxienamener。

nandaoshisushenagedongshidehaodaerxiaojingjitazheigelaofuqinde(づ◡ど)?

“ze,zheixiaobiezhihaizhendongxi。”

suqingdaliangzhemaobi,bishenshiyuzhi,dangran,takebuhuirenweizheishizhenyu。

yinweitadesheyoudoushiqiongbi。

嗯,他也是。

suqingwanyaonaqimaobi,rushoubianshiyiguqinliangdeganjuechuantoulequanshen。

tongshinaohaizhongduoleyituanxinxi。

【qiankunzaohuabi,zhibihuaqiankun,cibisuoxiesuohuajiehuichengzhen。】

【nengliang:1/100】

“卧槽!”

suqingrenbuzhuyiyacibiaoshijingtan。

外挂!金手指!

huoleershinian,chuleyizhangshuaijuerenhuandelianzhiwai,tayizhishipingpingwuqi。

rujinzhongyuyaoshilaiyunzhuanlema?

suqingcongrongbupodebamenfansuo,dandingdenachuyizhangbaizhipukaizaizhuozishang。

zaisousuochumouguomanmeinvdetupian。

然后准备提笔作画。

dedaozheizhongshenqi,buhuageguotimeinvlianxiyixiahuaji,douduibuqizheizhibi。

zhenghaojintianzhoumo,sushelisangeerzidoubuhuilai,dangdiedejitamenhuagema。

suqingjiuduyuxiaguojiangzhouyishuxueyuanmeishuxi,jinniandaer,xueguohuade,huagongguoying,yongmaobizuohuaduitalaishuosaoyire。

taduizheshoujilidetupian,xianzaibaizhishanggouhuachunvziduozidejiaoqu,zaizhubuwanshanyaojinchudexijie,zhunbeizuihouhuatou……

“叮叮叮叮~”

tadeshoujituranxiangleqilai。

suqingtingbi,jietongledianhua。

“wei?waimai?hao,mashanglai。”

suqingguaduandianhua,xianglexianghaishibabidaizhe,ranhoujiujicongcongdechulesushe。

tazouhoudagaiershimiaozuoyou,baizhishangyidaoxueguangfeichu,luozaidimianhuaweileyigeaotuyouzhidemeiren,zhishitameiyoutou。

tamolemozijidebozi,shenshangsanfachuqiangliedeeyi,chuanguoqiangxiaoshibujian。

“哐!”

querfufandesuqingtuikaimen,jiuzhenghaokanjianwutounvguichuanqiangxiaoshideneiyimu。

zhishangweiwangongdemeinvyijingbujian。

shua,lenghandunshijintouleyishan。

“zheinima……wanerdalea。”

suqingliansefabai,yanleyikoutuomo。

taqianjiaoganggangpaochusushe,jiuturanxiangdaolemeihuawandemeinvyetongyanghuifuhuo。

zhishifuhuohouhuichengweiwutounvgui。

suoyicaijimangfanhuilaixiangsidiao。

但没想到来迟一步。

yiqianshijieshangyoumeiyouguitabuzhidao;buguoxianzaizheigekunraolerenleixujiudeshijieweijiemiti,zhongyubeitatianshangledaan。

huanjuhuashuo,tashirenleidegongchen。

quanrenleiruguozhidaolezheijianshidoudeganxieta,haihuiqinqiedexiexietaquanjia。

suqingqiangzhizijilengjingxialai,ranhoulianmangnaqizaohuabizaizhishangshuxie,tayaorangshijiandaoliu,huidaotahuachuneizhiguizhiqian。

ketameixiangdaodeshi,bijianluozaizhishanghouquebingmeiyouliuxiarenhehenji。

“zheishizenmehuishi?shixiaole?”

suqingdunshimengle,takanleyiyannengliangcao,jinjinzhishengxiabaifenzhilingdianerle。

【nengliang:0.2/100】

xiayikenaohaizhongyouduoleyituanxinxi。

【zaohuabisuohuasuoxiededongxiyueqiangdahekunnan,suoxuyaodenengliangjiuyueduo。】

yejiushishuoshengyudenengliangbingbuzuyizhichengtakaoshuxiedefangshizhidingshijiandaoliu。

“neimegaizenmeshoujinengliangni?”jianyihuodedaojieshi,suqingyouwenleyigewenti。

【bishiyiwangzheyuanliweimo,bizhuketongguowanchengsizhedeyiyuanbuchongnengliang。】

suqingyouwen:“zenmegoutongsizhe?”

【youyiyuanxuyaonidaitiwanchengdesizhelinghunhuizidongzhaoshangni。】

congyiwenyidazhong,suqingquedinglebishiyouzhihuide:“niweishenmehuixuanwo?”

shijieshangbitachusederenduole,weishenmezheizhonghaoshihuiluozaitatoushang。

因为他干饭第一名?

【zunjiahexuxungenwendi,zhixuzhidaoyiqiejieshiyuanfa,zheigeshijiejijiangyinglaimieshiweiji,xiwangzunjiahaoshengyongcibi。】

“neinini?nishishei?biling?”suqingnaodongdakai,bijingyoujianlingyeyoubilingba。

buzhidaonengbunengtaiyanggangωgang。

【wozhishiyilvyishi,jieshiwannideyihuohou,wodezuoyongjiufahuiwanle,woyegaixiaosanle,xiwangzunjiahaoshengweizhi。】

zheishibitouluchudezuihoudexinxi,cihouwulunsuqingzaizenmehanyemeiyouhuiying。

“灭世危机?”

suqingyaoleyaotou,jiangzheixieyaobukejideshipaochunaowai,sixuhuidaoledangqian。

dangwuzhijishijinkuaijiejueneizhigui。

nenggongtahuihuodenengliangsuoshengbuduo,yemeishijianjitaquwanchengyiyuanlaibuchong,suoyitaxianzaizhinengxuanzuijieyuedefangshichugui。

suqingchenyinpianke,ranhouyongshoujisousuotianleifudetupian,zaizhishanghualeqilai。

weilebaozhengzheizhangfuyidingnengshasineizhigui,youzaipangbianxielelianggezi“bisha”。

xianglexiangyoujiashangle“zhiyin”erzi。

zheisuanbusuanshijialelianggebuff?

huawanhouzhijianziguangyishan,yizhanganzisedetianleifujiujingjingditangzaibaizhishang。

baidusoutu,zhaozheshoujihuashenfu,zheijiujiaokexueheshenxuedeqiangqianglianhe。

tongshi,nengliangyeyijingquanbuhaowan。

taditouqingqingchoulezijitongbaoxiongdiyibazhang:“rangnichan,rangnichan,xianzaimeizimeigaocheng,fanerhaigaolegenvguichulai。”

zhisuoyibuyonglichou,haishinianzaixiongdiyichangdefenshang,fouzezaojiuyidaoduole。

zheidoushiwodididecuo,genwokemeiguanxi,dandangxiongzhangdeyaozhudongbangtachengdanzerenjiejuemafan,zheitamajiushixiongdiganqing!

buguo,tahuadeshencaineimehao,bishangyanjingshibushiyenengchenrejiangjiuliangsanxia?

suqingchongchulesushe,quzhaoguigan。

ruguotawuyizhonghuachulaideguihaisileren,neimetazheibeizidouguoyibuqu。

yinweijiale“zhiyin”erzi,chongchusushehoutianleifujiuzhixianglenvshengsushedefangxiang。

“nvguiyouhekuweinannvrenni。”

suqinggantanyisheng,ranhouyouturanxiangdaoleshenme,lianseyibian,jiakuailejiaobu。

“cao!tashiyaoqutougetou!”

guoran,wulunshirenhaishigui,douyaozijinuliqupin,cainengyoutouyoulian!

…………

nvshengsushe,302shi。

wuneimeiyoukaideng,yipianheian。

sidaochuanzheqingliangdeshenying,panzhebaixidedazhangtuiweichengyiquanzaijiangkongbugushi。

“薛莹,该你了。”

beiduizheyangtaidenvshengjiangwanhou,chongzhezijiduimiandenvshengtailetaixiaba。

mingjiaoxueyingdenvshengzhangzheyizhangwenwanxiuqideguazilian,yanshenlingdong,chuanzheyijianbaisedeleisidiaodai,shencaimiaomankeren,yitouzhangfashilulude,mingxianshigangxiwanzao。

jianlundaoziji,xueyingkeyiyongdichendeshengyinhongtuoqifen:“tingshuowomenxuexiaofashengguoyiqiqingsha,nvdebanandetoukanle……”

sirendouchenjinzaikongbudeqifenzhong,quemeizhuyidaotamendangzhongduoleyidaoshenying。

这道身影,没有头。