第1章 老妈催婚,必须带个女朋友回家

“叮铃铃~”

qingcuideshouji**,zailinyangdexiaodianzhongmoranzhaxiang,dapoleyuanbenjingmideyewan。

tafangxiashouzhongzhengzhunbeifanyedejiushu,pieleyiyanshanshuozhelaidianxianshideshoujipingmu,zuijiaogouqiyimokuxiao。

“喂,妈……”

huayinweiluo,dianhuaneitoubianchuanlaimuqinlimei,shuxiyoulvedaizebeideshengyin,fangfonengchuantoudianbozhidirenxin。

“chouxiaozi,shibushiyaowomenbadianhuadadaohuoxingqu,nicaikenjie?zhengtianwozaidianli,yebuzhidaozhudonglianxiwomen。”

linyangtingwen,xintouyinuanqueyouanzijiaoku,taguzuowugudihuiyingdao:“wozheibushizhengdasuanjinimendadianhuama。”

raner,zheifanshuocixianranbingweidadonglimei,taxilidizhichu。

“bieyiweiwobuzhidao,wodounengtingdaonineibiandianshiju,jijizhazhadeshengyin!”

linyangyaranshixiao,niutoupieleyiyanzheng,bofangzhelaojiugangjudedianshiji,qiaoqiaodiaodileyinliang。

tayaoleyikoureqitengtengdepaomian,miantiaohuarukouzhong,daizheyisiweiladeyuwei,tawunaidao:“ma,ninzhaowodaodiyoushenmeshia?feidezheishihoudadianhuaguolai。”

limeideyuqi,shunjianbiandejiqieqilai。

“nihaihaoyisiwen!nikanrenjiagebilaowangjiadexiaoqiang,nianjiqingqingjiudaihuilegeduixiang,nini?daoxianzailiangelianaideyingerdoumeiyou!”

linyangjujiaozhekouzhongdemiantiao,xinzhongmonian“suiyuanba”,quemeiganzhendeshuochuzheijuhua。

dansihumuzijiandexinlingganyingtaiguoqianglie,limeilikebuzhuodaoletadexiangfa,likekaiqilexinyilundeshuluo。

“yitiandaowanshouzheneigeduimanjiuhuodexiaodian,yebuchumenzoudongzoudong,jiaojijiaoji,haisuiyuan?nishidasuanzaijiazuodeng,tianshangdiaoxiagelinmeimeibucheng?”

mianduimuqindelianzhupaosidewenti,linyangzhinengbianchipaomianbianhanhuhuida:“meineimekuazhang……”

tazhidao,laomazheishidanxintadezhongshendashi,keganqingdeshinanengshuodeneimeqingyi。

limeitingzheerzidehuida,zhinengzaidianhuaneitouzhangtanyikouqi,xinzhonganxiang:“zheierziyuedayueyouzijidezhuyile,zhenshiyuelaiyuenanguanjiao。”

raner,wulunzenyang,neifenduierzishenshendeguanaiyuqipan,shizhongruyi,congweigaibian。

zuihou,linyangdemuqinzhongyupaochuleneiju,youruzhongbangzhadanbandehuayu。

“wojintianjiubahualiaozheile,nixiaoziyaoshijinnianchunjie,budaigenvpengyouhuilai,wohenibazheigenian,pashiguobuanwen!”

“……”

dianhuaneitoudechenmozhong,linyangneixinwuweizachen。

tanengxiangxiangdaomuqinneifuyansurenzhendebiaoqing,yijihuayubeihoushenshendejiatingqipan。

taxinzhongbujinshanguoyigehuangdandexiangfa:yaobuzijimaigejiafa,qiaozhuangchengnvhaihuiquhunongyixia?

danzheigeniantou,jinjinzainaohaizhongzhuanshunjishi。

bijing,tazhidaozheizhongwanxiaokaibude,zuizhonghaishimeiyouyongqishuochukou,bianjieshuletonghua。

“欢迎下次光临!”

zaizheichongmansuiyuehenjidejiuhuodianli,linyangmusongzhegangganglikaidegukexiaoshizaimenkou,kouzhongniantaozhe。

daidianmenzaishenhouqingqingguanshang,linyangdemuguang,luozaishouzhongneimeiwenrunruyudepeishishang,tabujinzhangtanyikouqi。

“zheiyijingshidijigelaiqiaorenaoderenle?”

ziyanziyuhou,taxiaoxinyiyidijiangyupeifanghuizhanshijuzhong,zhaixiashoutaosuiyirengzaiyipang。

chuangwaiyesejianshen,huadengchushang,yingzhaozaikongdangdangdedianpuli,gengxianlengqing。

linyangsuoxinglaxiajuanlian,suoshanglezhanju。

“kanlaiyoushiyitiankeliwushou。”linyangwunaidiyaoyaotou。

xuanji,linyangzixijianchaledianpudeanquanzhuangkuang。

querenwuwuhou,caijiangmenchuangzhuyiguanjin。

jinjiezhe,jiekailedianpuneiceneishan,tongwangerlouzhusuodebulian,maibuzoushangxiazhaidemuzhilouti。

erloudexiaowusuiranbuda,danquebuzhidejingjingyoutiao,wenxinershushi。

gengzhongyaodeshi,zheilimeiyouzujinyali,yemeiyoufangdaifudan。

zaizheigefangjiafeizhangdeshidai,nenggouyongyouzheiyangyichuqishenzhisuo。

linyangxinlimingbai,zijideshenghuo,qishiyesuandeshangyouziyouwei。

“chuanyuedaozheigeshijieyijingershiduonianle,wodejinshouzhidaodishenmeshihoucainengchuxianni?”linyangzuozaixiaowuzhongdepojiushafashang,duizhetianhuaban,fachuleyishengaiyuandegankai。

huiguqianbansheng,congshangxuedaojieshouyeyeyiliuxiadejiuhuopu,taderiziguodepingdaneryoujianxin。

rujindianpushengyirijiancandan,yankanjiuyaonanyiweichishengji。

“shishangzuicanchuanyuezhe,kongpafeiwomoshuleba?”linyangzichaodixiaolexiao,kanzhejingzilixiaoshoudelianpang,shuodao:“tiantiankaopaomianduri,rendoukuaishouchenghoule。”

“砰!”

jiuzaizheishi,yishengchenmendejuxiang,dapoleyewandeningjing。

zheishengyin,laizilinyangsuozhudelouxiadianpuquyu。

taxintouyijing,xiayishidichongdaochuangkou,dengdaleyanjingchaoqiheidejiemianzhangwang。

raner,yueguangsazaikongdangdangdejiedaoshang,sizhoujingdechuqi,zhiyououerpiaoguodejipianluoye,dapozheisiji。

gangcaineishishizaizaideshengyingaosuta,bingfeitadecuojue。

linyangmeitoujinsuo,xinzhonganzidigudao:“zheishengengbanyede,nandaozhenyouzeiganlaiguanggu?zhenshitousheibuhao,piantiaowozheigeqiongkunliaodao,jihujiebukaiguoderen!”

xinjirufen,linyangxunsucongshafashangdanqi,muguangkuaisusaoguoketingdemeigejiaoluo。

zuizhongluo,zailechajishangneibashanzhehanguangdeshuiguodaoshang。

tazhuaqidao,haobuyouyudibenxiangyiloudianpu。

“砰!”

youshiyishengyixiang,cikecongdianpuneichuanlai,shengyinqingxierjianrui,zaijijingdeyekongzhonghuidang。

linyanglianseyufaningzhong,xinzhongdecaicejihudedaolezhengshi——dianpuliqueshiqianrulebusuzhike。

“xianzaidezei,yetemeiyanguangleba!”linyangfenmendifufei,tongshixinzhonggengshijiaojiwanfen。

dianpuzhongchulerichanghuopinwai,haizhenzangzhejijianyeyeshengqianshiweizhibaodelaowujian。

meiyijian,douchengzaizhejiazudejiyiheqinggan。

yidandiushi,houguobukanshexiang,yeyezaitianzhiling,kongpahuitongxinjishou,rangzijichengshoubuzhuneifenkuijiu。

“juebunengrangzheixiezhenguidedongxi,luoruzeishou!”linyangyaoyaqiechi,guzuyongqi,mengdituikaidianmen。

tapingjieduidianpubujudeshuxi,jihubizheyanjing,jiunengmodaodiandengkaiguan,shunjianjiangzhenggedianpuzhaodetongliang。

zheiyangzuoyishiweilerangzijichuyumingchu,zhangwozhudong。

ershiyifangwanyiyudaotuanhuozuoan,keyixianguanmenbaojing,yexuturuqilaidedengguang,huirangdanxiaodeqiezeifangqixingqie。

xintiaoruleigu,linyangbubuweiying。

qiaowushengxiditarudiannei,yanshenxilidisaoshimeiyicunkongjian。

qitadifangbingweifaxianyichang,zhidaotadeshixian,suodingzaijutaichu,bujinchengmujieshe,yishiyusai。

yanqiandejingxiang,rangtafeiyisuosi……

yiweishenzhehualigudaifushidenvzi,zhengzhanzaijutaibian。

tadeyishangyinshirun,ercengcengdiedie,xiandegewaihouzhong。

wuheidezhangfapisankailai,lingluanzhongtouchuyizhongbieyangdeyunwei,jihuchuizhiyaoji。

ruobushiduifangmiansezhengchang,hongrunerbushiwenwan,haizhenyoukenengbeiwurenwei,shishenyezaofangdenvgui。

linyangxinliwuweizachen,wangzhezheiweijuzhiguiyide“guzhuangnvzei”,yihuoyujingyajiaozhizaiyiqi。

cike,linyangbujingantandao:“xianzaideqiezei,douzheimeyoupaimianlema?juranchuanguzhuangxingqie……”