第2章
wozhensha，zhende，wodanzhidaolaodiehengou，huiqukengren，wobuzhidaotajingranzheimegou......
oujingyangdaidaididunzuozaibianlidianqianmiandetaijieshang，liangzhishoudalazaixigaiqian，ouerhuiyouyiliangmomingwei“qingxu”dehuohuazaitawushendeshuangmujianyishanerguo。
xianran，oujingyangdeneixinbingbuxiangtacikewaibiaokanqilaineiyangdaizhi、ruoxiao、kelian......
该怎么说呢？
oujingyangjuedezijijiuhaoxiangzaijiabieledabanniandejungou，yankanzhejijiangbenxiangziyou，zoushanggoushengdianfeng，chumenhouquefaxianwaimiandengdaizijideshimodaohuohuodigourouguanlaoban，ersongtaqugourouguanderenzhengshitarujiabaohuandeqindie——ouhuang。
dengleyiye，manxinyiweizijimashangjiuyaochengweiyunchengdiyidiaozhatianfuerdaideoujingyangbeicuidefaxianzijibeilaodiefanggezile！
a！haishichedishiliandeneizhong！
renshenghaiyoubizheigengbeicuideshima？
有！
weileqingzhuzheizhidezairushicedeyike，oujingyangbashenshangzuihouyidianqianmailepijiu，suoyi，xianzaidetashenwufenwen！
nei......hainengzaibeicuiyidianma？
当然可以！
oujingyangqingchudejidezijichumenqiankeshigenningpeipeifanglehenhuade！
yiyeguoqu，xianzaihainengchehuima？
oujingyangjiannandechelechezuijiao，juedezijishizaixiangpi......keke，xiangtaozi。
“ding！ninyouyitiaoxindeduanxinqingzhuyichashou。”
dianliangxianglaijian。tingdelaorenjishiweiyibuhuigufuoujingyangdedongxile，ng，yeshiweiyihuiduitayong“nin”zheigeziyandedongxi。
duoduosuosuodetaochushouji，o，erxiannvningyingyingfaguolaide。
『bianyihuo，xianquwunanzhaibadajieyudingdejinfoquhuilai，zaiquqingyuantangquxuelingzhi，zheidoushijizumudeshouli！nijiworenzhenduidai！lingwai，zailaozhaiwaimiandengzhewo，jilingdian！dong？haiyou，buxuxiangdajiegaozhuang，burannidongde。
ps：peipeiyijingmohaodao，zhidengzhanxianidegoutou，bianyihuo，niwanle，hahaha！』
oujingyangfanlegebaiyan，hanida......ye？
tahuranjidongqilai，ningyingyingfazheiduanxinqishishibianxiangdegaosutatahainenghuiningjiabei？
zheimeshuozijibushiwujiakegui？meiyoubeipaoqi？
siguilaotian，wojiushuonibuhuizheimehenxinma。
renshengsuichongmanleburuyi，danzongyouchoufengdeshihouwa。
zhanqilaipaipai**，oujingyangyiqifengfadequlexianingjie。
wunanzhainaiyijiaguwandian，laobanshigedalianhamazui，bozidiesanquandepangzi，xinghe，danmingyigeqizi，lvdouyanliquanshijingmingshikuai。
“helaoguaner，wolaiquwojiadajieyudingdejinfole，ganshijian，kuaidianerde。”
ningjiameichushizhiqianshiwunanzhaidelaokehu，oujingyangyegenzheningjiadexiannvmenlaiguo，meicihepangziduitazongshilianchaodaifengde，congweiyouguohaolian。
yiwangzhiyaoningjiaderenyilai，hepangzidouhuidiyishijianxiaomimidechulaiyingjie，jingeerbieshuoyingjie，liangeyingerdoumeiyou。
呵，这丑陋的嘴脸！
haozaioujingyangyijingzainingjialianchulaile，lengluoshenmedewanquanbujiaoshier。
tashumenshuludeguaijinqu，haimeidaozhengtingjiutingjianlehepangzichanmeishizudeshengyin：
“......hanzong，zheifuwanliheshantuwokeshifeilehaodaliqicainadaoshoude，ninkanzheihuamianer，jianghehaomiao、qunshancengluan、feiniaoaoxiang，xuxurusheng，zaikanzheirenwu，kehuajingxiruwei，liaoliaojibiquehuolinghuoxian，shishishijiannandeyijiandezhenpin，yezhiyoucidengjiazuocaipeideshanghanzongnindeshenfen......”
oujingyangtingdeweilidesuanshuidouyaotuchulaile，hepangzizheihamazui，yikaikoumapijiubutingdewangwaifang。
buguooujingyangyeyoudianhaoqi，daodishiduonandedehuazuozhidehepangzizheimeyitongchui。
bijinghepangzirensuiweisuo，yanlihaishibucuode。
yushioujingyangdayanneimeyisao......
【xiandaimoben，jiazhi1200huaminbi，weilaijiazhi3000huaminbi】
zhei......danyuanshigewuhuiba。
嗯，绝无可能！
hepangzizheishihouhaizaichuini：“......300wan，ninmaibulechikui，300wan，ninmaibuleshangdang......”
“kukukuku......”
oujingyangmeirenzhuxiaochushenglai。
zheituwudexiaoshengdunshixiyinlesuoyourendezhuyi。
hepangzidengdalelvdouyanfennudikanzheoujingyang，chidao：“nigedaochamenchiruanfande，sheirangnijinlaide，gungungun，kuaidianergun！”
oujingyanghengleyisheng，yudaichaofeng：“helaoguaner，nibuxinga，1000kuaiqiandexibeihuochuidao300wan，wokannizheilvdouyanyegairutule。”
“nihucheshenme！”hepangzidedapanglianshunjianchongxue，chezhebozichongoujingyangnuhou：“gaisidexiaozi，kengleningjiahaibugou，xianzaiyoulaihuaiwodeshengyi，nimenfuziliangzhenshisangleliangxin！”
shuowan，taganjinduihanzongpeixiaolian：“hanzong，ninqianwanbietingzheixiaowangbadanhuche，tagentadieyiluhuose，jiujianbudaobierenhao。woxiangnindabaopiao，zheifuwanliheshantujueduizhi——”
hanzongquebailebaishou，zhuanerkanxiangoujingyang，lianshangxiaohehede：“xiaoxiongdi，zenmechenghu？”
oujingyangchadiankule，zheibannianduo，haishidiyiciyourenzheimewenhededuita。
『junrucidaiwo，wozibunengkanjunchikui！
ng，wochuncuishichuyuzhengyidexin，juebushiweilehanzongnaomenshangneiliangxing【tianfu：touzi】/【qianlizhi：999】detishi。』
——oujingyangzaixinlizheiyangduizijishuodao。
tayouxixidalianglehanzongyiyan，fangmiandaer，seruguanyu，chunruotudan，mulangmeiqing，wenwenerya。
bukuishi999dedarenwu。
qingleqingsangzi，oujingyangqianxudixiaoxiao：“xiaokeoujingyang，burenjiangexiabeizeirensuoqi，gufabupingzhisheng，jingraogexia，haiqingyuanliangzege。”
tazheijijubahepangziqidequanshendefeiroudoudouleqilai：“nigexiaowangbadanhaizhuaiqilaile，hanzong，ninkebunengbeitapianle，tadiejiaoouhuang，bannianqianjuanzouleningjiayigeyi，zheibuyaoliandexiaowangbadanmeilianmeipi，xianzaihailaizainingjiabaichibaihe——”
“啪！”
oujingyangyibazhangpaizaijutaishang，yanjingyixie：“hepangzi，fankeyiluanchi，huakebunengluanshuo，ninazhiyankanjianwozainingjiabaichibaihele？wodieqiandeshiningjiadeqian，wochinijiadamile？womenfuziliangzaibujiyebiniyongxibeihuopianrenqiang，pei！kanbuqini！”
“bizui！”hepangzihunshenzhandou：“nijiushilaidaoluande！xingoude，wohualiaozaizheier，danfanninengshuochuwozhei《wanliheshantu》naerjia，wozheidianlidedongxirennitiao！”
dunlexia，tayouganjinbuchong：“yijian。”
哼，小气！
oujingyangsixiaofeixiaodikanzhehepangzi：“huashinishuode，wokemeijini，buyaohouhuiyou。”