第1章
“doushuopengyouqibukeqi，nizijibuqi，neiwobangni，miandelangfeiziyuana！”
weimingchuanhaoyifu，zuijiaogouqi，kanxiangbuyuanchushuangshoushuangjiaobeitiekaosuozhudelingfu。
“zheijiushiburangnipengdenvpengyou，kankan，zaiwomianqianduozhudong。”
魏明一脸得意。
lingfushuangyanbingleng，wanrubingrensisidingzhetamenerren。
xiangchuwuniandenvpengyoulinqianqian，wuhuabutandehaoxiongdiweiming，jingshuangshuangbeipanleta！
erzheiyiqiedouyinweitabajialidemimigaosulelinqianqian！
sheizhi，xinrenhuanlaideshibeipan！
tajialiyoukuaizuchuanxialaideguyu，anguidingshibunenggaosuwairen。
danhelinqianqianxiangchuwunian，bingqiezhunbeikaishidinghunle，juedegaosutayemeiyoushenmewenti，jieguo，jiuchenglexianzaizheibanqingkuang。
linqianqianyaoqingtapashan，xunwentanengbunengnachuguyujitakankan，lingfubiaoshizheidedengguomenle。
jiuzaitajujuelinqianqianzhihou，zaihoufangmaifuxujiudeweimingyibapushanglai，linqianqiankuaisunachutiekaojiangtashuangshoushuangjiaokaozhu。
linqianqianzoudaolingfumianqian。
yijiaocaizailingfulianshang，lidaozhidayizhiyulingfubiliangguduanlie。
weimingshenshoulouzhulinqianqiandexiaomanyao。
“wunianshijianli，tajingranmeipengniyixiazhenrangwoyiwai。”
“tapeima？yekankanzijishenmeyangzi！”
linqianqianxianqizhiji，chaolingfulianshangtulekoutuomo。
“bieneimeshuo，renjiazijijieyisuoshiyigeyuehuayiliangbai，suoyougongzibudoushijilenima，zheiyangdehaonanrenshangnaquzhaoa！”
“he，yigeyuejiqiankuaigousheihua，womaiyigenkouhongdouyaosanqian，jiuneidiandiangongzihaixiangrangwocunxiaqianjitamaifangmaiche，kaishenmewanxiao，cunjishiniana！”
“dangranle，jideqianwodousuanhuaguangle，yifendoumeiyousheng。”
linqianqianlianshangdemieshibiyigengweinongyu，shuodaoyifendoumeiyoushengxia，fanerluchuyifudeyidexiaorong。
“haoxiongdi，nijiajideershiwancailibeiwomennaqukaizongtongtaofanghuaguangle。”
lingfushuangshousisijinwo，taiguoyongliyizhiyuzhijiaciposhouxin，xianxuediluo，julietengtongrangtadenaodaiyufaqingxi。
weilecougouzheiershiwan，tanulixinkugongzuo，jieyisuoshi，muqinyibanianjiyehaiyaochuquzhaogongzuo，yitianjianzhiliangfengongzuo，zuihouhaidedongjiexicoucaicougouershiwan。
zijiyijiarenxinxinkukunongchudecailiqianjiuzheiyangbeitamenhuihuowanle。
weimingkanzhefennuzhijidelingfuxinqingjishuang，zuijiaoyilie，dao：
“niyinggaibuzhidao，nibashibeiwowobanongjinqudeba，yaoshibubanibanongjinqu，nijiagongsiyouzenmehuichengwojiadeadongxia，yuanbennicaishidashaoyea，zezeze，kexinibushile。”
lingfushenqinglengliedaolejidian。
shinianqianfuqinbeiguanrulaozhong，yizhiyilaitadoubuxiangxinfuqinhuineimezuo，yuanlaishibeirenxianhaile！
weijiayijingduozouletajiadeyiqie，xianzaihaiyaorangtajiaporenwang！
lingfushuangmouzhongdefennuzhengzaibuduandiejia，shuangshoujinwochengquan，yaozheyachifachukakadeshengxiang，shifencier！
wojiusuanzuoguiyebuhuifangguoweijia！
“wozuihouwenniyibian，guyuzainali！”
“niyaoshibushuo，womenhuicongnimahuozhenimeidekouzhonglejieyushidexiaoxi，niyebuxiangtamenchushiba？”
linqianqiancongbaolinachuyibabishou，daoshenzaiyangguangdezhaoshexiashanshuozhehanguang，lengshengweixiedao。
lingfuzaiyewufapingjing，bangbonuyiruhuoshanbaofa，quanshenjiroujinbeng，ruyasuodaolejidiandedanhuang，suishidouyoukenengbaofa！
jiarenshitadeweiyinilin！
谁碰，就和谁拼命！
“linqianqianwonongsini！”
lingfuhuranmengdicongdishangzhanqi，linqianqianyipiguwanghoudaoxia，ganmangwanghoukuaisuhoutuilehaojimi。
lingfushuangyanxinghong，yongjinquanlichaolinqianqianchongguoqu。
shoujiaoshangdetiekaoyanzhongyingxiangletadedongzuo，baofaturanqieqiang，danjiaokaodeshufugengqiang。
jiaoshangtiekaoleguadejiaowanchuxueroumohu，chumujingxin，yiluchongguoqu，xianxuegenzhesaluoyidi。
juliedetengtongcijishenjing，tameiyoutingdunbanmiao。
lingfuhenhenyaozhulinqianqiandeshoubei，mengdiyizhuaiyiyao，yidakuaixueroubeiyaolexialai！
“啊——”
linqianqiancanjiaoyisheng，shouwobishouhenhentongzailingfushenshang。
duanduanyimiaobudao，yijingtonglesansixia。
huiguoshendeweimingjianqiyikuaishitoudabuchonglai，henhenzazailingfudehounaoshaoshang！
lingfudiediezhuangzhuangwanghoudaotuijimi，xianxiemeizhanzhu，hounaoshaoyijifubudeshangkouxianxuepenyong，yifushunjianbeiranhong！
tameiyoudaoxia，zaiciwangqianmengpu，jianglinqianqianpudaozaidi！
zhangkouchaozhelinqianqiandeboziyaoqu，shibiyijiyaoduantadedadongmai！
“bie…lingfunibuyaoshawo…”
linqianqiankanzheshuangyanchongxuedelingfu，wanruofengmo，xinzhongquanranyishijuyi，shengyinzhandouzheqiurao。
jiuzailingfulichijulilinqianqianbozibuzujilimizhishiweimingzhuazhulingfujianbang，chenggongjianglingfulazhu，weimingmengdifalijianglingfuwangpangbianyishuai，naodaizhongzhongpaizaiyikuaidashitoushang！
zaicishoudaozhongchuangdelingfuyezhanbuqilai。
linqianqianjingshenhuanghu，haimeiconggangcaidejinghezhonghuanguoshenlai，neiyishunjian，tahaizhendeyiweizijiyaosile。
daitahuiguoshenhouxiangshifengleyiyangnuhou，bizhichongguoqu，shouwobishouzaitadeshenshangyidunluanci。
“wonongsinizheigefeiwu，jingganyaowo，nongsini，rangniyaowo！”
jihubatatongchengshaizi，zheicaimanmantingxialai，shenmeshunvmiantianxingxiangzaoyiyanxiaoyunsan。
fennuguohou，shoubeishangdetengtongzhujianqingxi，zhijiantashoubeishangqueleyidakuairou。
shenzhizhijiekandaolebaisensendegutou，kejianlingfuxiazuiyouduohen！
linqianqiantongkuaihao，zuilishizhongbutingrumalingfu。
ruoshiganggangbeiyaozhongbozi，houguonanyixiangxiang。
“ganyaowodenvren，wonongsinigezazhong！”
weimingpaoxiao，nazheyikuaishitouyezailingfushenshangyidunmengza，gutouduanliedeshengyinciqibifu。
duanduanpianke，lingfuyijingbeizadequanshensuilie，wanquankanbuchurenyang。
“狗杂种！”
weimingyongliyichuaijianglingfutixiaxuanya。
“zheigechouwoyidingyaohenhenbaofuzaitajiarendeshenshang！”
linqianqianmuziyuliepaoxiao，toufalingluan，shenqinghuanghujidonghefengzibingwuchayi。
weimingdaizhelinqianqianlikailezheili......
lingfuzhongzhongshuairuyigejukengdangzhong，gugeneizangshunjianzhiliposui。
xianxuejiansazaiyimeinaodaidaxiaodeyuanshishang，biaomiandexianxueyijikuaisuduxiaoshi。
‘wonandaoyaosilema？’
‘woyaoshisile......tamenlianggechushengyougaizenmeduixiaoranhelaoma......’
lingfudeyishizhengzaikuaisuxiaoshi......
shitoufeiqi，luozailingfudeshentipangbian。
yidaoruoyinruoxiandetoumingshenyinghuranchuxianzailetadeshenpang，xuanfuyubankongzhong。
nvzitiwuzhelan，chunguangwuxian，shentisizhouweiraozheyicengdandandeheiqi。
takanzhetangzaidishangdelingfu。
“zhenshiyigebeicandexiaozi，jiranniyixuejiangwohuanxing，duiwoyouen，wodechuanchengzengyuni，rangniyounengligaibianbeicuiderensheng，qidainidebiaoxian......”
nvzijiangxia，shuangshoupengzhulingfudenaodai，hongchuntieshang…
yigushenmideliliangyongrutadeshentizhong，kuaisuxiubushenti......
良久。
nvzicaihuanhuansongkailingfu。