「jiantizi，zheijinsunyeshininengmode？nibiebawodejinsunsunjihezhele。」
wopingbaiailewonaiyibazhang，dangjiyouxiehoupadiwangyipangduoqu，quemeixiangdaodangwanjiuchushile。
banyedeshihou，womafanglituranchuanlaiyishengcanjiao。
wonaiyifugubudechuanzhengqi，jiujijimangmangpaochulaikanle。
「zenmele？zenmele？wodejinsunchushenmeshile？」
wohaiyouxiemihu，wobayixiazijiujiangwocongkangshangchelexialai，suijiyibazhanghenhenchouzaiwolianshang。
「worangnishoujian！rangnishoujian！nizheigepeiqianhuoyaoshibalaozideerzijinongmeile，laozijiubanimaidaoshangouliqu！」
jieliandebazhangrangwodenaoziyundegenglihai，keshiwohaishiyinyuetingdongleyisi。
wobawomaduzilidedidimohuaile！
wobeidadebansi，huranjiuzaiwomadeaihaoshengzhong，tingjianlewonaijingxiruokuangdeshengyin。
「成了！成了！」
wobuzhidaowonaijiujingzaigaoxingshenme，mingmingwomaneimetongku。
keshihenkuaide，wojiayouchushile。
4.
zaiwomaduzitengdesantianhou，wonaituranshuoyaohuiyitanglaojia，haipotianhuangdidaishanglepandi。
「zhaodi，wochumenjitian，haohaosihounima，yaoshiwodejinsunsunchuleshenmeshi，wohuilaijiurangnibadasini。」
wobuganfanbo，jiusuantabushuo，woyehuizhaoguhaowomade，zhishiyixiangdaowobadarendeneigeyangzi，haishiyinyuejuedeshenshangdeshangkouzaiyinyinzuotong。
xiaomeitouyicigenzhechumen，yangziyouxiexingfenyouyouxiejujin，zoudeshihouhaiqiaomomodigenwoshuoyouhaochidehuijiwotoutouliuyidian。
keshidaowonaihuilaideneitian，taduzibaozheyigeheiqiqideguanzihuilaile。
tasuishoudiujiwoyigeguhuihe。
「neipeiqianhuorangchejizhuangsile，peileyibiqian，womaixierouhuilaijinimachi，nimenyaoshigantouchi，wojiudasinimen。」
taluchuxionghendeshenqing，quejiangneigeheiqiqideguanzijinjindilouzhe，suijikuaibuzoujinwomawuli。
laidikukutitidilazhewodeshou，「dajie，xiaomeishibushiyihoudouhuibulaileya！」
wozheicaicongpandidesizhonghuiguoshenlai，huranjiuganjuehoubeiyizhenfahan。
neitianlinchumenqian，wonaimozhewomadeduziluchuleyizhongguiyiqiediankuangdeshenqing。
「jinsunsun，nainaichuqujinizhaorourouchi，niyaokuaikuaizhangda。」
wohunshenhanmaozhishu，queyijuhuayebuganshuo。
5.
youleroudezirunhou，womadeshiliangjianjianwendinglexialai，duziyuelaiyueda，neixiewenludeyanseyeyuefaxianyan。
wonaijiwomaweiroudeshihouburangwomenkanjian，zongshiguanshangmenqiaomomoditouwei。
wotoutoukaizhemenfengtoukan，tashoulizhuazheyigexuelinlindedongxizhengwangzuilisai。
worenzhuneiguyongshanghoujiandeexin，zaiciqiaoqiaoguanshangmen。
womadeduzidadehenkuai，wopatanatianjiuhuibaozhakailai。
tameiyoushuohua，keshipifubeichengkaihouchanshengdeyangyirangtarenbuzhuzhuanaoqilai，yizhiyutadeduzishangshibushidouhuiyouyipianhongsedezhuahen。
tadeqingxubiandejiqibuwending，youshihouwonafancaijitachideshihou，tahaihuichaoqiyipangdeyizifengkuangdizazaiwoshenshang。
wonaizaiyipangjingjingdikanzhe，eryidanbeidaderenshilaidi，wonaijiuhuijishitaochuneigeheiqiqideguanzi，womadeqingxuhuishunjianbeineilimiandongxianfuzhu。
我妈疯了。
beineixie“rou”mifengle。
6.
haiziqigeyuedeshihou，womashuaileyijiao，nanchanle。
tashenghaizideshihougewaifeili，canjiaoshengxiangcheyuer，keshihaiziquechichishengbuxialai。
gebiyangdedaheigouturanchongjinwojia，buduandiduizhewuneiwangwangzhijiao。