yaoshuodayixinshengzuijianaodeshijianmoguoyukushuxiadejunxun，duladeritoucizaishenshangxiangmifengyingjishikefachudeweizhen。
nengrongnashangwanrendededaxingcaochangshang，zhengqihuayideduiwupaipaizhanzhe，liezhicailiaodejunxunfujintouhanshuiniannidetiezaishenshang。
mingkongjunxunshizuihuitiaoshijiande，jiuyuemozuiredeyizhou，meimingqiyue：“tianjiangjiangdarenyusirenye，suoyikuqixinzhi，laoqijingu。”
huanjurenhuajiushizheidiankudouchibule，zenmexing？guojiadeweilaihaidengzhenimenni！
“tui，meikuyingchi”。
“jintianjiuyaohelaobashuo，woshengbinglejiwoqingjia，zuotiancaigangzuodespa，woyaosileaaa，shaiheiwohuifenglede！”
“meiyongmeiyong，zheidongxitaobuguode，nibabangnishangdoubuxing，jinnianbuxingmingnianshang，feicanjitaobuguode！”
“gouxuexiao！”yuanqishanglaileguannishenmedingjiandaxue，zhaoma！
shangjiuxiekaozaishuyinxiashenshanghanshuidashiyifutiezaijifushang，liansecanbaidexiangshizujinpaozaishuizhongbeidalaoshanglaidenvgui，haobuhuaiyitaxiayimiaojiuyaoqule。
toudingdelvsejunxunmaobeiluowenwenquxia，luowenwenyibeixuanweibanzhang，yuanlaiyizhiyoulvdeshibingmeiyoufasheng，duiyuzheidezhibuyidezhiwuzuodehenshirenzhen。
tatiqianjiuzhunbeihaolebingtie、huoxiangzhengqishuizheixiejiangshudedongxi，budebushuoshigexixindenvhai。
luowenwenxiaoxinzhenglishangjiuetoushangdesuifa，sikailansebingtiefuzaitadeeqian。
“bushi，neishizhuangdeba，yanjizheimehao？”
“dengxiawoyeshishi，neisha，nidengxiafuwoqutangzhe！”
“xiongdizhenyouzhong，bujinzhangdejunzheidanliangyeshiguorena！！zheigeheilianlaojiaoguanneikeshichulemingdeyan，renkebuguanninannv，douxunchengsunzi。”
nalidoubufaxingzailehuokanlezideren。
事与愿违。
dongxiaoxinsidejirenjihuahaimeishishijiutaisifuzhong。
yigebantongshidaoxiaderenshutaiduo，quandoujiaxun，laizheilidejiaoguandoushijingyanfengfudelaoshou，zheidianyaoshidoukanbuchulai，zheibingjiumeibiyaodangle，yiqunxiaozaizitiantiantoujianshuahua，buhaohaozhizhineihaidele？
fuzetamenxidejiaoguanshigegetoubugaodezhongnianren，youheidelianpangmanshinuqi，sanshiqidugaowenyijiuchuanzheyishenbanzhengdejiaoguanfu，lengliedesangyinhaobuliuqing：“zaizhanershifenzhong，yigerendaoxiaquanbuzaijiashifenzhong。”
这算是杠上了！
zhinengshuo，haishitainenle，sundoumeitamennen。
mingkongdaxuejunxundoushicongguofangbuduilidiaochulaidelaobing，meiniankaixuewangshangguanyutamenwangnianxunliandaxueshengdeshipindouhuibeibuduanfanchulai，gezheshoujidouxinjingdanzhanjiaomamadechengdu。
xiangqingqingcankaowangjiejunxunsai。
nanqinsushezhong，xuekaishouzhongdeshuwangzhuoshangyireng，yi**zuoxiashufudetanlekouqi，zheisitianqizhenshiyaorenlaomingle。
tazuotiancaifeihuijingshi，zaoshangjiulaishangke，woqingwenni？haiyoubitagengaixuexidema？
qinshijingdeyipi，xuekaishoubulezheigehuanjing，taxihuanrenaokelinjinghuaishigemenhulu，chulegongzuoshangdeshiyitianxialailiangrenyeshuobulejijuhua，lengbaoli。
zhenbuzhidaotanvpengyouzenmeshoudelede。
zaiqinshichuleshouji、youxihainengganshenme，zongbukenengshixuexiba？
xuekaixuebuleyidian，xianlaiwushijiushangluntankankantabuzaidezheiduanshijiantaqinaidemuxiaoyoumeiyoufashengshadashi。
luntanshangzuihuodelianggetiezi，diyigejiushiningshishipaishexinxilutou，diergejiushijinnianxinshengjunxun。
xuekaizuoweiyigechigualaoshou，yimushixingdelejiechiguazhenxiangneibushijibenjinengma。
“hahahaha，huaige，nikantamenjinnianbeixundeyang，haizheimeduorenzhuangbing，zheibuchunchungaoshiqingma？buxingle，xiaosilaozile，guoranzheikuzhiyoukanbierenchicaitian。”
xuekaishenshoubashoujidijiyoucedelinjinghuai，xiaodegengefadongjisidechouchoude，jiushizheifadongjizaikanjianlinjinghuaimeixincuqidedingzhehetaganggangliulanguodeyiyangdejiemian。
《chushengniudubupahudetamenvsnimenkeaidejiaoguan，kankanzheijiedeyongshiba！》danzheichuxianzailinjinghuaishoujijiemianshang，tazabuzhidaolinjinghuaixihuanguangluntanle？
linjinghuaidangranbuhuibashijianhuafeizaineixiewuliaoshishang，tazhishidanxinshangjiubale。
neixieretiexiafangbuxianshidadepeizhetu，mohubuqingdexiangshuzhinengkanqingdagaidelunkuo，danshuxiderenyiyanjiurenchu。
——阿酒。
linjinghuaixinzhongweizhan，xiuzhangyouxingdezhijianbuduanfangdamohudezhaopian。
mosesuifazhannizaicibaidelianjia，ruqiangweidaiyu，jiaoruoroumei，shaonvqushenkaozaishugan，mohudelvjingfangfozidaiyicengqingsha，mengmenglonglong，dairenyitanjiujing。
zaiyizhongtuzhonghaobufeilidexiyinhuoli。
【zheizaiganma，zhuangbingtaojunxunhaibuwangaozaoxing？jiemeinizhuangdeyeyaoxiangdiana！】
【duibiloushangqitatu，wozhinengshuozhuangdebushiyibandeguo，keyilainanqinxxx，wolaijiaoni，heihei】
【@bozhuyiketang，kuaishuoshuohouxu，zheinvdebeifalema？】
【up、up，kuaidaiwomenkan】
【nimenfangdakankannvshengdechun，zheiyebuxiangshizhuangdeba】
【loushangdexileduoshaoyuanqia，manzuipenfen】
……
jigeshaoweiyouhaodepinglunxunsuyanmeizaisimianbafangerlaidezhizezhong。
loucengyuegaiyuegao，yinyinyouchaoguonvmingxingningshishilaimingkongpaixidehuati。
linjinghuaishouweiweiyijin，shenseyufalengmo，piaoliangdetaohuatongweiweizhuandong，binglengchaoshidemuguanghaowuzheluodeluozaiyijiao。
yanfengqingsao，yinyuchaoshideshixianzhuanyixuekaishenshang，bochungouqi，meizhongdaie，lingrenxinjingroutiaodetongshiduoleyizhongnanyiyanyudemeigan。
xuekaihoujieshangxiagundong，zuizhongmonian：“woshinande，woshinande，laozishigangtiezhinan。”
dichendenanyinxiangqi：“nishangcishuoshizhanxiangrangwobangtakankandaimaloudong，hetashuo，wodayingle，jiujintianba。”
xuekaiyilianjingqi，“niyoukongle？”。
nanrenzuijiaochelegebuxianbudandehudu，“doushitongxue，hubanghuzhuma！”
“hehe，wohetashuoyisheng。”xuekaizhidanglinjinghuaixinshan，dafahaoxin。
kanzhexuekaiyihuodeyang，nanrenyanjianweitiao，tadequebushishenmehaoxinren。
neiyouzenyangni？zheishishangshenmebushihuhuihulide。nanrenxinlichixiao。
shizhanshidasandexuezhang，fuzejishubudexiangguanyanjiu，duiyuxiaoyuanruanjian、luntandengdeguanli，shouwodaquan。