春秋山，授道堂！
xiaoxiaodeyijianxuetang，baniandeshijian，peiyangchusanqianmensheng。
tamenyouquanqingyifangdezhanshen，youfujiatianxiadejushang，hangaijunzhengshangsanjie，bianbutianxia，meiyige，doushiyigexingyezhonglingrenyangwangdeqiaochu！
chenmingzhanzaixuetangzhongjian，shuangshoubeifuyushenhou，mianqian，shiyifuzhangbami，kuanwumi，quanbuyonghuangjinrongchengdelianggedazi！
帝师！
yiyijizhili，yusanqiandizi，taolibiantianxia，mentutajiuzhou！
jinri，shitafengshanrushiderizi。
“先生先生……”
yigenianqingdexiaohuohuanghuangzhangzhangdepaolejinlai，gongjingdechongtagonglegongshou：“tianxiacaishenxielihuangjinliangxiang，baixieenshi！”
chenmingtouyemeihui：“woyaozheimeduojinziyoushenmeyong，gaosuta，quanjuanjipinkunshanqu！”
dishidijiutu，tianxiacaishenjiangzhidong，shouxiajiushengcaifu，zichanguoqianyi！
“先生！”
youyigexiaohuocongcongjinlai：“zhenbeitianwangxiedajieqianlai，baixieenshi！”
“狗屁大捷！”
chenminglenghengyisheng：“buguoyicixiaoxiaodeshenglieryi，beifangnaiwoxiaguomenhu，gaosudantianxin，tibulaidiguoshiwantoulu，jiubierenwozheigelaoshi！”
dishidiwutu，zhenbeitianwangdantianxin，shouzhangsanshiwantieqi，zhenyiguobianjiang！
qianjiaogangzou，youyirenjiezhongerzhi：“xiansheng，jiudaguoyilianmeiqianlai，baixieenshi！”
chenmingqideeshangdunshibengchujitiaoqingjin：“zheijigejiahuoshibushixiandedanteng？！yizherenxin，youzheigegongfuduojiujigerenbubishenmedouqiang？！”
“rangtamenjigemaligundan！”
“先生……”
youyourenmanliandahandejinlai，weiqudao：“waimianhaoduoshixiongshijiedouchaozheyaojiannin，doukuaidaqilaile！”
“反了他们了！”
chenmingzhuanguotou，lianshangdaizhenongnongdenuyi：“woqukankan！”
menwai，shilishandaoshang，jianaijian，renjiren，yiyanwangbudaotou。
zheixiepingrilizaigezixingyedoubeifengweidingjiandalaodecunzai，cikeweileyigegangkaoqiandeweizhi，rupofuyibanhuxiangtuiwei！
“rangwojianlaoshiyimian，wokeshishangshigongsidedongshizhang！”
“shangshigongsisuangepia，laozizichandouguobaiyilehaimeijiandaolaoshini，nikaohouzhan！”
“doujiwoshankai，laozishidongbeihuwang，jinrizhuanchenglaibaixieenshi！”
“sheibushilaibaixielaoshide？jintiannijiusuanshiyuhuangdadi，yebiexiangpaodaowoqianmianqu！”
zheishi，shoudaotangdamenhuanhuandakai，yidaojuedaifengzideshenying，huanhuantachu！
manchangxuanxiao，dunshiyaquewusheng！
chenmingmuguanghuanhuansaoshiguozhongren，lengshengdao：“chaoa，zenmebuchaole？bazheichunqiushan，dangchengnimenjiacaishichangle？”
dandandeyijuhua，suoyourenhunshenyizhan，yigegebuyueertongdedixialetoulu，qishengdao：“dizibugan！”
zaiwaimian，tamenshihufenghuanyudeyifangdalao，xiangjinzunchong！
keshizaichunqiushan，zaichenmingmianqian，tamenjiushiyiqundamadoubuganhaishoudebeiweixuesheng。
“heng，xianzaiyigegedouzhangbenshile，buhaohaodezainimenneiyimusanfendidaizhe，doupaowozheierlaiganshenme？！”
“weishishifengshanrushi，youbushifasangchubin，yongbuzhenimenyigegezhejidedangxiaozixiansun！”
“hailengzheganshenme，gaiqunaquna，gaiganshenmeganshenme，biezaizheieraiyan！”
chenmingfanzaodechongtamenbailebaishou，suoyoudizinikankanwo，wokankanni，suihou，buyueertong，jiechongzheshangfangdechenming，shuangxiguilexiaqu！
gongjingdeshengyin，xiangcheyunxiao！
“wodengdishimentu，baibieenshi！”
zheiyibai，baideshishouyechuandaozhien，zheiyigui，guideshishiensihaizhiqing！
chenmingzhengzhengdekanzheyanqianyipiandexuesheng，yanjingxiangshibeifengshachuiguoyiban，youxiehong，youxieyang。
tazhuanguotou，bunaifandechongzheshenhouhuilehuishou：“gungungun，xiajiaoqingshenme！”
menshengjianjiansanqu，chenminghuanhuandeguanshangledailebaniandeshoudaotang，yanzhongshandongzhefuzadeqingxu。
tashijingdouhaomenchenjiadesishengzi，yinchushenbeiwei，beifangzhuqingzhou，youmuqinyirenfuyangzhangda。
banianqian，muqinbingzhong，chenjiabuguanbuwen，qiushengwumen，shizijideshifuturanchuxian，yongjinquanlijiuzhilesangeyue，suiranzuizhongmuqinyijiumeiyouhuoxialai，danchenmingzhientubao，suishifushanglechunqiushan，jindedishichuancheng。
jiuzaizheishi，dianhuaturanxiangqi，nachushouji，wangzheneigebanianmeixiangguoyixiadedianhuahaoma，eshangqingjinzhitu！
dang**xiangdaozuihouyishengdeshihou，dianhuajietong，duimiandunshichuanlaiyizhenxipixiaoliandeshengyin：“guaitudi，jintianshibushiganjuebeieryoumianzia？”
“mianzininainaigetui！”
chenminghongzheyanjingpokoudama：“baniana，zhengzhengbaniana！”
“nizhidaowozheibanianshizenmeguodema？！”
“dangniannibawoyigerenrengzaizheierposhantou，xueshengyigejieyigedewangzheiersong，banianmeixiaguoshan，wotmliannvrendoukuaiwanglezhangshayangle！”
“lailailai，niganbugangaosuwonizaina，wobaozhengbudasini！”
neibianhaoxiangyeganjueyouxielikui，lianmangpeixiaodao：“guaitudi，weishizhidaonishouweiqule，zheibu，zhidaonijintianxiashan，zhuanmenjinitiaolelianggepiaoliangdexifuer，jinijiejiechan！”
“解馋？！”
chenmingdunshinule：“ninawodangshengkoushilebanianyejiusuanle，haixiangjiwobaobanhunyin？！”
“laozijueduibutongyi！”
“hei，nixiaozibiebuzhihaodai！”
laotouzideshengyindunshitigaolebadu：“zheilianggekeshiwojingtiaoxixuandetuxifuer，gegedoushiqingguoqingchengdedameirener！”
“laozigaosuni，erxuanyi，zhaopianwofanishoujishangle，lainianwoyaoshibaobushangtusun，nijiuzhunbeizaishoudaotangsaoyibeizicesuoba！”
shuowan，zhijieguaduanledianhua。
suihoudinglingliangsheng，liangzhangzhaopianchuandaotadeshoujishang，chenmingsuibiankanleyiyan，suihoulengxiaoyisheng，jiangshoujichuairukoudai！
“gangchuhuxuenijiuxiangrangwojinlangwo？zuonidechunqiudamengquba！”
“xiaoyewozheijiuqutuihun！sheiyebiexiangzudangwozhuiqiuziyoudebufa！”
yiluhengzhexiaoquer，gangzoudaoshanjiaoxia，turan，siliangdingzhibandelaosilaisitingxia，shijigeheiyidahancong
cheneiyuguanerchu，dangzailetademianqian。
chenmingmeitouqingqingyizhou，yitadeyanlizirankanchu，zheishijigerendoushilianjiazi，qizhanli，shenzhikeyipimeiyibandetezhongbing。
bansuizheyizhenqingcuidegaogenxieshengxiang，renqunfenkai，yigegaotiaodemeinv，yilianaosedezouleguolai，shangxiadalianglechenmingyiyan，suihoudaizheyigujugaolinxiadeqichang，lenglengkaikou：“nijiushichenming？”
“wojiaoshangguanyan，jintianzhuanmenlaizhaoni，jiushiweilegaosuniyisheng，womenzhijiangenbenjiubukeneng！”
“wotangtangshangguanshijiadedaxiaojie，shijueduibukenengjiajinizheimeyigefeiwulaoshide！”