“ding！chaojifanpaixitongjihuo，suzhubangdingzhong……”
“chaojifanpaixitongbangdingchenggong，suzhuliaofeng。”
yizuohaohuabieshunei，liaofengyilianmengbidetangzairouruandedachuangshang，liangyanchushendedingzhetianhuaban。
henkuai，shulihaonaohaizhongdejiyi，liaofengzhenggerendoubuhaole。
qianshiyuewenwushudetaziranzhidaowangwenzhongchuanyuedetaolu。
kenagechuanyuedebushizhujiaoguanghuanjiashen，yiluniubidaishandian？
fanguanziji，juranchengleteniangdefanpai？
jinguanrenshuaiyouduojin，haishixueba，kefanpaihuobuzhangzheigedaolitahaishizhidaode。
zongguanwangwentaolu，nagefanpaibushijizhujiaoshuajingyande？
quanshitaotianyehao，jinyinwushuyeba，zuizhongdoudegepizaizhujiaoshouxia。
“ganqingzijichuanyueguolaishijirenjiasongwennuan？”liaofengrenbuzhutucaodao。
anzhaoxiaoshuoqingjie，zijizheiyangdefanpaidingduohuogebaishizhang。
难道就这样当韭菜？
“duile，chaojifanpaixitong！”
mengranjian，liaofengxiangqigangcainaohaizhongxiangqideshengyin。
xuanji，liaofenglimadakaixitong。
【宿主：李傲风】
【战斗力：50】
【魅力：150】
【反派值：50】
【系统点数：0】
【技能：无】
除了帅，一无是处！
buguoliaofengdeguanzhudianbingmeiyouzaiqianliangxiangshang。
“xitong，fanpaizhishishenme？”
【fanpaizhishixitongfuyusuzhuteyoude，jiurutongzhujiaoyongyouzhujiaozhiyiyang，buguozhujiaozhizuidishi500。】
liaofengyizhenhuangran，yaoburanfanpaizenmedoushijiucaini？
50he500，yisijiushisuibianlaigezhujiaodounengnianyaziji？
erqiegangcaixitongdeyisi，zhujiaozhihaiyoukenenggenggao。
那自己还玩个屁？
干脆一头撞死算了！
【suzhuyebuyongjusang，fanpaizhihuigenjusuzhuzhenduizhujiaodedayahezhengduozhujiaodejiyu、yijiqiangduonvzhudengzengjia。】
wenyan，liaofengyanqianyiliang。
zheiyangkanlaidaoyebushimeidewan。
“ruguowodefanpaizhihezhujiaozhiyiyanghuishishenmeqingkuang？shibushiwojiukeyibubeizhujiaogejiucaile？”
【shiyebushi，jieshisuzhujiangchengweizuidadefanpai，danyijiugaibianbulejiucaidexiachang，zhiyouchaoguozhujiaozhicainengbusi。】
“neiwonengbunengbazhujiaogandiao？”
【zheicaishizuofanpaigaiyoudejuewu，buguoxiangyaonongsizhujiao，xuyaofanpaizhigaoyuzhujiaozhi。】
liaofengdiandiantou，fanpaijiushifanpai，guoranbunenghezhujiaoliangli。
“xitongdianshushishenme，ganshenmeyongde？”
【xitongdianshukeyiyongyuchoujianghuozheshiduihuanxitongshangchangdedongxi，yekeyiyongyuchaxungezhongxinxi，buguosuzhuxianzaixitongdianshuweiling，zanshiwufashiyongxitonggongneng。】
liaofenglveweishiluojimiaozhonghou，bianzaicidao：“xitongdianshuzenmehuode？hefanpaizhiyiyangma？”
【ng，chabuduo，lingwaiyingxiangzhujiaojuqingfazhanyehuihuodexitongdianshu。】
tingwan，liaofengkaishisisuoqilaigairuheduifuzhujiao。
anzhaoxiaoshuozhongdetaolukendingbuxing，neiwuyiyushijizhujiaosongcai。
zheishi，yizhenshouji**xiangqi。
kanzheshoujishangdebeizhu，linaofengyizhenjiujie。
dianhuashizijineibianyilaobadaguolaide，daodigaibugaijie？
qianshi，tashigushenyiren，suoyiyishijianyouxienanyijieshou。
buguoxiangxiang，xianzaizheiyangyijingchenglejidingdeshishile，suoxinghaishianxialejietingjian。
“erzi，qichuanglemeiyou？womashangjiudaonizhudedifang。”
“ganshenme？woxiawuhaiyaoquxuexiaoni。”liaofengxiayishidao。
jinniantabuguoganggangdayi，kechenghaishibijiaoduode。
“meishenme，jiushidainiqucanjiayigeyanhui，rangdajiarenshirenshini，wanshijiusongnihuixuexiao。”
guashangdianhuabujiu，lixiaobianlaidaoleliaofengzhudedifang。
bangexiaoshihou，liangrenyiqilaidaoleyizuosirenzhuangyuan。
tinghaoche，lixiaodaizheliaofengchaozhuangyuanlimianzouqu。
zhouweirenjianzhuang，fenfenhelixiaodazhaohu。
tongshi，lixiaoshunbianjieshaoleyixialiaofeng。
lixiaofufuzaitianhaibijiaoyouming，zongzichanshubaiyi，nengpaijintianhaiqianwu。
erqiezaijiashangliaofengdemuqinchenjingniangjiayeyoubusudeshili，suoyihenshaoyoubukaiyandegandezuitamenyijia。
“erzi，kanjianmeiyou？zheijiushizanmenjiadeguanxi，zaixuexiaoyaoshikansheibushuangzhijiezou，chuleshiyounilaoziwojinikangzheni。”lixiaobianzoubianjiaodaozhe。
zhishiliaofengyouxiewuyu。
fanpainandaodouzheimewunao？
xinghaozijibushizheiyang，yaoburanliangdegengkuai。
xiayimiao，liaofenghuranxiangdaoshenme，muguanglianmangkanxiangzhouwei。
“erzi，nikanshenmeni？”lixiaojianzhuang，renbuzhuwendao。
“meishenme，suibiankankan。”liaofenghuiyingyiju。
【ding，zhanshenzhuixuliuzhujiaochuxian。】
zheishi，yizhenxitongtishiyinxiangqizaitanaohaizhong。
liaofengxiayishiwangzhuangyuanrukoukanqu。
zhijianyiliangbentianjiaochehuanhuanshiruzhuangyuan，zaihaocheyunjidezhuangyuannei，xiandegewaizhayan。
suijiyiduizhongnianfufucongcheshangxialai，jingenzhezouxialaideshiyigenianqingmaomeidenvren。
“ai，zhenbuzhidaoshinabeizimeijide，weiyidenverjingranjiajilezheiyangyigefeiwu，mingmingrangtanonglianghaoche，takedaohao，nongleyiliangburuliudelajiche！”zhongniannvrenmanliandebiyi，haobuliuqingdemadao。
“xingle，ma，zheimeduorenni，nishaoshuoliangju。”nianqingnvrenrenbuzhudao。
“wojiushuo，feiwuyigehaiburangrenshuole？niyeshimeiyong，kongzhangleyifuhaopinang，nimawokejiuzhiwangzhenifacaini，nikedaohao，jiuzhaoleyigezheiyangdenanren！”zhongniannvrenmeihaoqidao。
“zheiyoubunengguaiwo，bushinimen…”nianqingnvrenweiqudao。
“xinglexingle，zheishidouguaiwo。”zhongniannanrenlianmangdao。
zuijinyinianlitazhushibushun，ganshenmeshenmebuxing，peijinqubushaoqian，haiqianlebushaowaizhai，rangyuanbenjiubufuyudejiatingxueshangjiashuang。
houlaitaquzhaosuanmingdashi，zaisuanmingdashidezhiyinxiazhaodaolexianzaidenvxu。
suirantanverjidubuyuanyi，danzuizhonghaishiqufule。
chenghunhou，mafanqueshishaohenduo。
zhishitamenduizheigeshenmedoubuzuodenvxuyechongmanleyijian。
bijingtamennvershengdeneimepiaoliang，jiajizheiyangyigenanrenzheshikexi。
“haole，xianzaishuoshenmedoumeiyong，haoburongyinenglaicanjiazheiyanggaoduandeyanhui，haishixiangxiangzenmejiejiaoguirenba。”zhongniannvrenhuanshiyiquan，zhengsedao。