第二章有趣
“huanghouniangniang，chenqiedeshuimowutiaoderuhe？”
cigudelengfengxiaoshibujian。mantiandedaxuexiaoshibujian。
dadianshangdenghuotongming，jinbihuihuang，meiyouyichubutouluzhehuihuangheshemi。
这是除夕宫宴。
“huanghou，buyaoshili！”xiaozhenglenglengdixiangqi。
我的思绪被拉回。
“sufeizaiwennideyijianni，buyaozoushenle。”
yubi，youyongtayuwocainengtingjiandeshengyinshuodao：
“你的教养呢。”
wohuitoudedongzuobukechajuedeyidun，yandidelengyiyushen。
kuaisuzangqiqingxu，zhongxinshiqihuanghoudeduanzhuang。
xiaoyuyingyingdishuodao：“wanyundeshuimowudangniankeshishirenjiezhi，gangzhongdairou，gangroubingji，shuixiuwudejihao，wokanleyeshishenshixihuan。fengzisihaobuxunsedangnian，wanyunnipabushisixiatoutoulianzheni。huangshang，ninruhekan？”
边说边看向萧峥。
“huanghousuoshuoduijile。shang！sufeizhongzhongyoushang！”
zheiyiniandechuxigongyan，suwanyunzaiyanshangdeyiqushuimowu，shitabenjiushenhoudeenchonggengshangyicenglou。
zaitadechentuoxia，xiandewozheigehuanghoudeenchongguoyudanbo。
qianshidewomaiyuanguota，yejiduguota，cengduitalengyanxiangxiang。
danbuzhishiwodecuojue，haishishenmeyuanyin，tasihuduiwobingmeiyoudiyi，haisanfanwucididuiwozhanshishanyi。
“chenqiexieguohuangshang，huanghouniangniang”。
wokanzheta，cubujifangyutaduishangshixian。
[ta......yanzhong，jingyou......youchongbaizhiqing？]
zhonghuoyishi，jingyourucijingrendeyiwaidefaxian。
youqu，zheiyouxigengyouquleni！
我回给她浅浅一笑。
shashi，tadeliangenghongle。
wonaqizhuozishangdemeihuaqingqingxiulexiu，youqingqingfangxia。
dangtianwanshang，wocheyeweimian，haohaomouhuazheyihouderizi。
[gouhuangdi，nijiwodengzhe！]
dierri，shaoyaoweiwozixishuxizhefaji，kanzhetongjingzhongdeziji，shuxiyoumosheng。
“娘娘，好了。”
shaoyaojiangwodesixulahui。
“zuoyedexuexiadejida，duile，jinniandemeihuakaideyeshenshibucuo，womenquyuhuayuanshangmeikehao。”
shaoyaotinglewodehua，gaoxingjile。
qianshiwoshishiweixiaozhengdasuan，jinxinjinliweitacaolao，liankunninggongdedamendouhenshaozhudongchuqu。
xianxia，wozhudongtichuquyuhuayuanshangmei，tazishigaoxingde。
shaoyaoshiwodepeijiashinv，zixiaoyuwoyitongzhangda，yuwoqingtongshouzu，shiwozaizheibingliangcigudegongzhongweiyideyikao，keshiyinweiwodeyuanyin，tadexiachangbingbushihenhao:xiaozhengbashaoyaocijitatieshendehugonggongdangduishi，hugonggongyoushigeshouduancanrenderen，neixinbiantaizhiji，qianshijiangshaoyaozhemodebukanbuchurenyang，shaoyaozuihoubukanrenshouzhemo，yitiaobailingjiucaocaolequelezijidexingming。dangshidewobeixiaozhengqiujinzaikunninggong，duiyushaoyaodesiwowunengweili，zhidaotadesixunhou，wojirichafanbusi，zhenggerenkanqilairijianxiaoshou。
wofanwotadeshou，biaoshirangtakuanxin，tongshijietadeliqishen。
“起驾御花园。”
yuhuayuanzhongbaimangmangdeyipian，kongzhonghaiyoubushaoxuehuamanmandipiaoxia，luodaomeihuashang，xiandemeihuagengjiashengjibobode，yebuzhiyutaiguoyuguhan。
suwanyunyuanyuanbianzhuyidaowodedaolai，kuaibuzoudaowomianqian。
tingxiashidaizhexiexuweichuan，kuaisuzhenglihaohuxi，taweiweifushen，dao:“chenqiecanjianhuanghouniangniang，huanghouniangniangwanfujinan。”
wodandandao:“pingshenba。”