第1章太平间救前女友

shishuguangyiyuan,taipingjian。

yefengyunshuangshoufangzaiyijunvshidexinkouchu,tansuozhexuewei。

“dangchugenwofenshoudeshihou,wojiugennishuoguo,nimingliyouyijie,zhiyouwonengjie!”

“dannihaishizhiyifenshou,qugenlegexiaolaoban,xianzaihaoleba,beigaosileba。yejiushiwoxinshan,buransheihuijiubeipanguozijideqiannvyoua?”

takanshangquershiduosui,zhangdedaoshinongmeidayan,shifenjinggan。

kecishizheizuilidudunongnongde,shouxiadedongzuosihuyebingbuanfen,youzhongshuobuchudeguiyisenran。

suizhetadedongzuo,zhijiannvshimengdiyixiazuoleqilai,youzhourandietanglehuiqu!

lianggesongshitijinlaidehushikandaozheiyimu,zhijieheshale,diaotoujiudahanzhepaolechuqu!

“来人啊!”

“baoan……yuanzhang……taipingjianyourenzhashile!”

“……”

yefengyunchongerbuwen,feikuaidezainvshitoudingbaihuixue,charuyinzhen。

jiezhe,tabianniezhuleyinzhendeshangbanbufen,qingqingdexuanzhuanleqilai。

suizhetadexuanzhuan,neiyinzhendezhenshen,kuaisudezhendongleqilai。

eryinyinde,haiyourouyanbukejiandeqingqi,yanzheneiyinzhendezhenshen,chaonvshideshentiliyongru……

meiduojiu,taipingjianmenkouyizhenjicudejiaobushengxiangqi。

yiyuanzhurenhuangbidajiudaizhejigeyishenghebaoan,jinghuangshicuodepaoleguolai。

“hunzhang,nizaiganshenme?haibufangkaita!”huangbidaqijibaihuaidedajiaoyisheng,jiezhezhaohubaoanbayefengyuntuozoudaiqujingchaju。

qiahaocishidezhiliaoyijingjieshu,yefengyunyejiumeiyoufankang,renyoubaoanbatakanglechuqu。

erjiuzaitabeikangzoumeiduojiu,chuangshangdenvshiturankesoulejisheng,jiezhejingzhengkaiyanjingzuoleqilai:“wo,wozheishizaina?”

muduzheiyimudehuangbidamudengkoudai。

“yiqiyuzhen,qisihuisheng!zhei……zheishishenyia!”

……

“xingming,nianling,haiyouniweishenmepaodaoyiyuanliquwurushiti?”

shenxunshinei,manlianzhengyidejingchayansuxunwen。

yefengyunyilianwunai:“woshuolejihuile,neigenvshishiwodeqiannvyou,woshizaijiuta,bushizaiwurushiti。”

jingchamianwubiaoqingdikanzheta,yifunijixubian,wozaitingdeyangzi。

jiuzaiyefengyunmeibanfa,zhunbeijitabiaoyanyifandeshihou,menwaiyourenlaiqiaomenle。

“yefengyun,yourenlaibaoshinile,nikeyizoule。”

yourenlaijiuzijile,yefengyunlengleyixia,suihoumanliangaoxingdilikailejingju。

zouchujingju,takandaoleyiliangchepaiweiwugeliudebenchiche,jiutingzailupang,bianxingchongchongdezouleguoqu。

dangyefengyunzouguoquzhishi,congneicheshangxialaiyigenvren。

yefengyundingjingchaoneinvrenkanqu,yanjingshuranzhile。

wuta,zheinvrenshizaishitaipiaoliangle,shenchuanzhifu,duanqungoulechutawanmeideshencai。gaogenxiechendeshuangtuixiuzhangbizhi。

erneichenshanchuanzaitashenshang,xiandeduanzhuangyouya。

zheinvren,jianzhijiushixianzixiafan,renjianjuepina!

zhishi,zheinvlangmianmuqingleng,fangfoburanyisichenai,tameimouweiweidaliangleyixiayefengyun,mianluyihuodeshuodao:“nishiqinlaoshenyidedizi?”

“e,nihao,wozhengshiqinlaoshenyidediziyefengyun,qingwennishi?”

yefengyunhuiguoshenlai,weiweiyixiao,jimangshenchushou,yaohetawoshou。

qizhi,yanqianzheimeinvpielepieyefengyunshenhou,bingweishenchushou,ershizhiwendao:“qinlaoshenyirangnilaijijiafuzhibing,jieguonipaoquyiyuanwurushiti,haibeizhuajinjingjule?”

yefengyunwenyan,zheicaixiangqi,zijijinchengzhiqian,laotouzishijiaozijilaijiyigerenzhibingde,ketadezhiqiannvyoudeshi,jiujiwangle。

“luzongshiba,neigewoshiqujirenzhibingde,shitamenwuhuile。”

yefengyunweixiaozhedao,gangadesuohuileshou。

luzongqiaolianyichen,yanmoushenchushanguoyisiyunnu,dao:“xingle,bieshuole,shangcheba!”

taxindiduiyefengyunnengzhihaofuqindebing,yijingbubaoxiwanglele,dansuoweisimadanghuomayi,zijifuqinfanzhengdouyijingbingrugaohuangle,jiuguqiedaitatahuiqushiyishi。

huiqudelushang,luyimanquanchengdoushilengzhelian,meishuohua。

dantashenbiandeyefengyunyizhizhigougoudedingzheta。

zhongyu,luyimanshoubulele,qiaolianyichen,hedao:“sepei!nikanshenmeni?”

yefengyunxixixiaodao:“luzong,nizhenhaokan,zhenxinggan,biwomencunlideliguafuhaihaokan。”

吱嘎!

kaichedexiaoliu,yigebuwen,chadianbachezizhuangshanglupangdelanganle。

zheigexiangxialaidetubie,kezhenmenga!

竟然胆敢调戏陆总!

hainatahecunlideguafubi??

yaozhidao,luzongkeshibenshizhimingdeshangjiebingxuenvshen!

bieshuodiaoxitale,jiusuanshiduokantaliangyan,douyaodaomei。

erzheigetubie,jingranganshuozheizhongdehua……

guoran,luyimandelianseyeshizhouranyihan,xiayishidejiuyaotaiqishou,shanyefengyun。

yefengyunyibajiuzhuazhuletadeshou,jixushuodao:“jiushipiqitaibaole,buguoyebuguaini。bijingnimeitianwanshangzuoemeng,mengxinglaihaishoujiaobingliang,xinjidaohan。haibanyoutongjingzhizheng,nidagaiyigeyuelingsantian,meilaidayimaleba!”

唰!

dangluyimantingdaozheihua,mengranyizhen。

tahuoranzhuanguoshen,meimouzhishiyefengyunyanjing,yiziyijudao:“nishizenmezhidaode?”

ganggangyefengyunshuode,qishishitadeyinji。

zheijianshichuletaziji,meiyourenherenzhidao,yefengyunyoushizenmezhidaode?

“luzong,woshigezhongyia,dangranshiwokanchulaidea。”

yefengyunmuguangzailuyimanlianshangyouli,weixiaodao。

luyimanlianshangbiaoqingyinqingbuding,tabudongzhongyi,buzhidaozhongyidaodinengbunengzuodaozheiyidian。

dantaqingchu,ruguoyefengyunshuodeshizhende,neitafuqindebing,shuobudingzhendeyouxiwangle。

“nideyishu,bizhiqinlaoshenyiruhe?”luyimanhaishibufangxinwendao。

yefengyun“hahaha”daxiaoleqilai。

“woshuowoyishutianxiadiyi,nixinma?”

“好!”

luyimanshenxiyikouqi,lingdetaneizhangliangengjiadongren……

“yefengyun,jiaruninengzhihaowofuqindebing,woluyimanjinidanglaopo,bingqiejiniyibanjiachan!”