第3章
tangfurenlengleyishun，xuanjibuzirandewendao：“ni......nixiangganshenme？”
“woxiangganshenme？neibushimingbaizhema！woyaotangfurenni......”taxiangyizhixiaohuli，mouzhongshanzhejiaoxiadeguang，“qusi！”
dengbenguniangchengweilishijituandedongshizhangfuren。
neiyiri，bianshinimentangjiadesiqi！
guoqudeshibanian，tazirenzijishigexiaoshundehaonver，duitangfurengengshibaiyibaishun。
kedangmeimengposui，cankudexianshizhaorutadeshijieshi，tameiyouyinweichenfengpinqiongerxianqiqinshengmuqin，yemeiyouyinweitangjiayouqian，jiushangganzhequbajie。
ta！tangyouyou！zhizuozirenweiwenxinwukuideshi。
baohuhaozhenzhengaihuzijideqinren，rangmuqinguoshangshutandehaorizi。
tafashi，tashenzhikeyiweicibuxiyiqiedaijia，yebidingbuhuirangyanqianzheifengnvrenzaiyicishanghaimuqin！
tangfurenwenyan，lele，“tangyouyou，nihaoxiangshiwangle，nixianzaiyijingbushiwomentangjiadedaxiaojie，ershiyigechoukaichedesiji，jiupingni？haixianghewodou，jianzhishiyaoxiaosirenle。”
tangyouyouduizheiyangdechaofengbuyiweiran，“haoa，tangfurenjirangandafangjueci，neijiubaninengyongdexiasanlanzhaoshudouyongchulaihaole，wojiezhao！”
“heng！xiaoyezhong，nihenineirenfanzimadoujiwodengzhe，wobuhuirangnimenhaoguode！”
tangfurennuchongchongdezoule。
十分钟后。
muqinhaimeixingguolai，jiubeiyiyuanjiqiangxingganzou。
jiekoushi，tamenqianfeitaiduo，yiyuanbushicishanjigou，meibanfazaijixushishetamenle。
kehuomaosanzhangdetangyouyouzhidao，zheiyidingshitangfurengaodegui！
“renwojinisongchulaile，tuichuangyaoshouhui，qingjinkuaibanimuqinnongzou。”keshizhurenlengzhelian，bujinrenqingdeminglingdao。
tangyouyouqibuguo，henshengdao：“qianwomingtianzhiqian，yidinghuibuqi，wokeyijinixieqiantiao，shenzhikeyiduozhifuyibufendelixi，nandaojiuyiwanshang，nimenzheimedayiyiyuandoudengbule？”
bushidengbule，shitangjiazaizheijiayiyuanyougufen，tangfurenfahua，wurenganbuting。
keshizhurentaiduyijiu，chenshengjinggaodao：“jinishifenzhong，zaibuzoudehua，womenhuiqiangxingshouhuibenyiyuandeyiyongziyuan！”
“你......”
tangyouyouxiangyaolanzhuzhuanshenjiuzoudeyisheng。
ketayanjiaoyuguangpiedaoyimoshuxideshenying。
lijingchencongcheshangxialai，yishenbitingdexizhuang，zouludoudaifengdeguiqi，rangtashunjianchengweizhongrendejiaodian。
“erfangneibian，zheijitianyoulaikanguoyeyema？”lijingchendeshengyinhenhaoting，shineizhongcixingshizudechengshudashuyin。
yipangdezhulifushendao：“laoyeziburangerfangderenlai，erfangneibian......”
“大叔~~~”
yidaojiaojiaoqieqiedenvsheng，hurandaduanzhulidehua。
lijingchencemu，“shini？”
tangyouyoulianggenshouzhizaixiongqianhuchuozhe，dayanjingyizhayizha，leiyingyujiedewendao：“dashu，nizuowanshuohuiduiwofuze，ni......nihaijizhema？”
yifenzhongqian，taxianshangwangchade。
lishijituandangjiarenjiaolijingchen，ershijiusui，zhijinweihun，zhengzhengbitadalejiusui。
tayiershisuichutoudehuajishaonv，jiaotayikuaibensandelaonanrendashu，yinggaimeiwentiba？
erzhanzaizhengduimiandelijingchenquemeiyouzaiyitadechenghu，zhishijiantayilianweiquwuzhudemoyang，renbuzhuwendao：“beiqifule？”
zheifengyatouhaiyoubeirenqifudefen？
xiangdaozaoshangneitongmishuchudedianhua，lijingchenjiurenbuzhuyaoya。
“nibieguanyoumeiyourenqifuwo，nijiushuo，nidaodiyaobuyaofuze！”
“当然。”
厉景琛回答的爽快。
tangyouyoumoleyibahongtongtongdeyanjing，gengyandao：“nei......neiniyaoduiwofuze，jiubixubaohuhaonidezhangmuniang！”
谁？
丈母娘？
lijingchenfanyinglehaoyihuier，caipinchuzheixiaoyatoudehuazhongzhiyi。
yuanlaitasuoweidefuze，jiushiyaorangtaquta。
tamenjiehunhou，xiaoyatoudemuqin，yejiushizijimingzhengyanshundeyuemule。
“nimuqin......chushile？”
tangyouyoujuezheyanlei，hanshoudao：“nizhangmuniang，zanma！zanmabeifenggoujiyaole，nixintengbuxinteng？”
yimiaozhongbudao，zhijiecongzhangmuniangshengjidaozanma。
lijingchenturanyouzhongcuojue，tahezheixiaoyatoubushigangrenshiyitian，ershishenghuoshushiniandelaofulaoqi。
xianzaidenianqingren，taizilaishule！
他表示很不习惯。
yushi，rushihuidao：“meijianguo，buxinteng。”
“......”tangyouyoushunjianheilian。
ketayixiangdao，muqinhaitangzaiyiyuanmenkouni，bianlikezhenzuoqilai，yizhengyancidao：“ni！shiwolaogong，wo！shinilaopo，xianzaizanmayushangmafanle，nibixudejiwokangqizheigezhongdan！”
laogong......laopo？！
turuqilaidechongji，rangjingliguodafengdalangdelijingchenyizhenyun。
xuyu，tacaibuxianbudandefanwenyiju，“neinixiangzenyang？”
“你都听我的？”
“先说来听听。”
taduizheixiaoyatoushiyuefadeganxingqule。
tangyouyouguzhesaibangzi，yaoyaqiechidao：“nongsitaniangde！kaiyiyuande，juranganbabingrenwangwaigan，zheipoyiyuanjiushiheidian，yipaojihongle，yiweipingdi，zaibayuanzhangjiwozhuachulai，woyaohetadexue，chitaderou，wanlehaiyaojiangtadeguhuinachuweigou！”
henjingerguole，tagancuiwanglijingchenshenshangyipu，xilihualadejiukuleqilai。
yibianku，haiyibianyongtashijiwandeshougongchenshanlaicabiti。
lijingchenyeshihaojiaoyang，taqingpailejixiatayuangungundenaodai，shengyinrouhelexie，shuodao：“fazhishehui，sharenfanghuodeshibuxing。”
“neijiubazibenjiadezougoujihuanle！”
“谁？”
“dangranshiyuanzhanga！yuanzhangbufahua，sheiganzuoneizhongsangxinbingkuangdeshi？”
“sangxinbingkuang”sigezidounengnachulaiyong，kanlaixiaoyatouhetamuqinbeiqifudegoucan，burandehuayeshuobudaozheigefenershang。
erzheijiayiyuanshilishijituanqixiadefushuchanye，xiangyaochehuanyigeyuanzhang，dequeshitayijuhuadeshi。
“hao，wobangni。”duiyuzheixiaoyatoudewuliyaoqiu，tasihuwufajujue。
一旁的助理懵逼了。
zheihaishitamenneishafaguoduan、leilifengxingdelizongma？
yigeruchouweiqiandexiaoyatou，juranjiangtazhidefufutietiedela？！
“dashu，xiexieni！”tangyouyoubaozhetadebozi，qinlegefeiwen。
zhihouyoudao：“duila，mingtianwoyoukong，zanmenyuegejiehundengji？”
“？”
“zenme？”tangyouyoujingtiqilai，“nixiangchuerfaner？”
lijingchenhaoxiaodao：“jintianzaoshang，mishuchuderenyouzhuangaowo，shuoyouyigezichengbeiwoshuiledenvren，xiangrangwozaobaoying？”
“额......”
tangyouyouyijiong，danhenkuaiyougengzhebozi，xinxudejiaobiandao：“zheiyebunengguaiwoa，nijiurengxiayipohuizhang，haibushichunjinde，woyiweinipaipai**zouren，buyaowoleni，wonengbujima！”
po......huizhang？
zheixiajingebuyidezhulichediliekaile。
ruguotameicaicuo，zheifengyatousuoshuodepohuizhang，yinggaijiushineimeikeyizailishijituanqixiarenyiyijiayinxing，suiyizhiqulianggeyiyineixianjindechuanjiabao。
kezaitangyouyouyanlique......
“aiya，choudashu，nijiushuotongbutongyiba！wozheimemaomeiruhua，renjianrenaide，nandaobushihezuolishijituandedongshizhangfurenma？”
guoqudeliangnian，tangjianeifengnvrenyizhiyaozhetahemuqinbufang，shenzhiyongjinbeiliedeshouduan，jiangtamenbiruzuijiannandekunjing。
zhishixianzai，tayaochengweilishijituandedongshizhangfuren，tayaogaibianbeidongaidadejumian，yaocaizaitangfurendetoushang，rangtazhidao，shenmejiaoqirentaishendehouguo！
kanzhetangyouyoulianshangbianhuanmocedebiaoqing。
lijingchenqianyimiaoduitadexingqu，shunjiandangranwucun。
ganqingerzaoshangdeneitongdianhua，buguoshiyujuhaiyingeryi。
tazhenzhengdemude，shiyaoyibubuyinyoutaquta！
neizuowandeouyu，huibuhuiyeshi......
sijici，lijingchenbanqilian，zhengsedao：“wokeyiquni，danyaoqianhunqianxieyi，lishijituandeyiqie，douyuniwuguan！erniwozhijian，yesuanliangqing，yinianhoulihun，ruguonitongyi，mingtianwohuijiaorenlaibanlijiehunshouxu。”
biqinayibishuebufeidebuchangjin，dequeburuchengweilifurengengyouxiyinli。
bijing，xiangyaojinrushangliushehui，shoujigengduoyouliyuweilaifazhandeziyuan，biranyaonadaoyizhangtongxingzheng。
erlifurendeshenfen，jianghuijitangyouyoudailaixiangbujindebianlitiaojian。
zheixiaoyatounianjibuda，xinjiquehenshen。
需要提防！
zhishi......tahaishiyoudianxiaoxiaodeshiwang......
zuozaitarujindegaoweishang，hennandeyudaoyigejieshenzihao，xinggedanchunjiandandehaonvhaier。
tashenbianchulesuanjijiushiyinmou，fanfuxunhuandewuliaoshenghuo，rangtaqipanyixiebuyiyangdegaibian。
tangyouyoudechuxian，shitakandaoleyidianguangcai。
kexianzai，neiguangcaiandan，zhongguiheian。
不过戏一场！
danfanguantangyouyou，tahaiyilianmeixinmeifeidebaizheshouzhitou，fenxizhelijingchengangcaideneifanhua。
huran！tajingjiaoyisheng，“buduia，dashu，nineihuadeyisishishuo，nizhikengenwojiehun，nei......qiannei？yigeyini？”
贪得无厌！
zheishilijingchenjitadepingjia。
nalelifurendetouxian，juranhaizaidianjizhezhiqianchengnuodeyigeyi？