第三章 都有烦心事

hezuotianyiyang,zhangwenbadianyiqianyijingdaolegongsi,zhaolishangleyihuiwang,kankanxinwen,ranhoukaishikanshu,guolehaoyihui,zhangwenjuedeyoushenmedifangbuduijing,taitoukandaochangxiaorongzhengehenhendidingzheta。

“hai!buhaoyisi,zuotianchumenmeibeizhuangsi,suoyijintianyoulaile,duibuzhua!”zhangwenhenjijidedalegezhaohu。

“sizhangwen,haidewozuotianhualeyibaiduokuaiqian,jintianhailaduzi。”changxiaoronghenhendeshuo。

“shitangzhangjiale?fuduyetaidalexiema!”zhangwenchayidao。

“waimianfandianchide。”changxiaoronghenghengzheshuo。

“neiyibaiduokuaiyoubuduo,nimenxiaosaguole,xiangshouzhele,youshenmehaoxintengde,youxiangchidehao,youxianghuadeshao,bujinidianguoqidexianhuo,fandianhaibukuibenle?”zhangwenbuxiedishuodao,ziguzidejixukanshu。

changxiaorongdaomeizaishuohua,dingzhediannaoyoudianzoushen,zuowan,pingxinerlunchidehaishimanyide,sicaiyitang,liangpingpijiu,liangxiaowanfan,yibaiyishikuai,guixigaoxingdehen,zhuizhewenzenmehuixiangdaoxiaguanzide,changxiaorongyoubuhaoshuoshibeizhangwenqide,jiushuo:“xiangrangniqingsongdian,fangziyemaihaole,yegaixiangshouxiangshoule。”

guixihelejiuhenxingfen:“neiwomenhuiquzaodianshuijue,haobuhao?”

changxiaorongyouxiebuzirandediandiantou……

wanshang,changxiaoronggandaohunshenlanyangyangdesongkuai,bizheyanquanshenfangsong(shenglve),youyizhonghenshaoyoudexingfen,**zaipengzhang,sihuyizhixiangyaozhuazhuquezongyezhuabuzhudemeimiaoganjue,kuaiyaochuxianle,bujin……

“ao!ao!ao!”suizheguixidehousheng,changxiaorongcongyizhongjielishangshengdezhuangtaiyixiahuadaogudi,neiganggangkaishiganshoudaodemeimiaoganjueyeshunjianfeisanle,biequ,fennu,xiongmen,yuanhengezhongganjueyiqiyongyonglai,suihoushiwubideshiwang。

congjiehunkaishiguixijiufeichangkuai,guixidaoshihenzixin“zhuanjiashuobushizao/xie,wohenzhengchanga!”。changxiaorongyegaobuqingchuzenmehuishi,yexufuqishenghuojiushizheiyangdeba,laogongyinggaisuanzhengchangdeba,yaobuzenmehuiyounverni,kenengbibierenshaoneimejigelaihui,qitadeyinggaichabiebudaba!

kechangxiaoronghaishishichanggandaoyihuo,sihuhaiyinggaihaiyouyizhongganjue,gangganghaoxiangyijingbuzhuodaoleneizhongmeimiaode,quanshenjidangdeganjue,sihuhenjinhenjin……

sixuhuidaodiannaoshang,changxiaorongxiangwangshangchachakan,youpayourenjinlai,zheizhongshiyoumeifawenbieren,fansile……

zhangwenyefanzheni,shoushangmolaimoqu,xiangchouyanle,tmdhaizhennanshou,zhongxinpaolebeicha,chayefangdegengduoxie,zaichiyipiankouxiangtang,ranhouzaibangongshilizhuanlaizhuanqu,zuilidudunangnang“jianchi,jianchi!”。

changxiaorongyezaixiangzhefengguixi,zaijianchiyihui,zaikuaiyidian……ng?zheijiahuozaiganshenmeni?

“nibiezhuanle,toudoubeinizhuanyunle,yaozhuandaowaimianqu”changxiaorongpazaibangongzhuoshangmeijingdacaideshuo。

“wozheibushijieyannanshouma?yi?nizheizhuangtaihaoxianghaiburuwo,zenmele?zhenbingle?”zhangwenkanzhechangxiaorong。

“qu,qu,qu,nicaibingleni,renjiaxiangwentini?bielaifanwo!”

“shenmewenti,wenwoya!tianwendili,gujinzhongwai,yishizhuxing,chihepiaodu,wuyibujing,wenbawenba,yuenanyuehao。gaosuni,niaosuiluanfengfeitengyuan,renbanxianliangpinzigao。nidoubuzhidaozheiliangniannihewozuozaiyigebangongshi,nideshijieguan,renshengguan,shenmeiguanbuzhibujuezhongdafutigao……”zhangwenkesuanzhaodaozhuanyizhuyilidefangxiangle。

“wozaoshangladuzile。”changxiaorongyouqiwulidishuo。

“wozhidao,zenme?haimeihao?”

“xianzai,woyouxiangtule……”

mingbaiguolaidezhangwenyumendihuidaozijidezuoweishang,“md,mapipaidaomajiaoshangle。”fenfendinaqishu,jixukan。

“xixi!”wuyizhongcuobailezhangwen,xinqinghaolexie,huranxiangdao:wenta?zheilaoliumangdaozhenkenengzhidao,kefuqizhijiandeshizenmekenengwentani,lianguimidoubutaihaokaikou,zaishuoxiguideshidaoletazuili,haibubeitazuojiansi。”changxiaorongyaoleyaotou……

zhuanyanxingqiliule,zhangwenzaijiannanzhongjianchilezhengzheng5tianle,yigenyanyemeichou,zhujianshiyinglezheiyangdegaibian,《gongchengzaojiajichuzhishi》yishukanlesanfenzhiyi;《gongchengzaojiahejijiashiwu》kemufangmianzuolexielianxiti,yekanlekanshu;“suanliangruanjian”jibendeminglingjicaozuo,dazhizhangwole。

wangshangbaijialeduchangdezijincong3600yuanzengjiadaole4500yuan,kaozhelingdasuiqiao,zheijitiandaoshimeiyoupengdaotebiebushundeqingkuang,shaoyoubuhaodeqingxiangjiutuichu,kanhuishuhuoyanjiuyihuizucai,guoyixiaoshizaijinqu,“wuzizhenyan”shijiyingyongdehaikeyi,jiushibugouhen,meibanfa,yingdaoshoudeqianzaidaochuqu,shebudea!

zuidadeshouhuoshijieyan5tianle,meitianzongyoujigeshijianduantebienanshou,yaozheyasuanaoguolaile,buguo,xiaoguoyexianxianchulaile,zaoshangqilaibuzaiketan,yachishangdeyanzishuadiaolexie,haiduochulailiuqishiyuanqian,zhangwenzhuanmenzuolegechuxuhemeitiandeyanqiandousaijinqu,heihei,zheikeshimeixingqidezucaijijine。

zucaidaoshiyoutoulezhang16yuandexiaofushi,haiyoujichangbisaimeikaishi,yijingcuole4changle,zheiduoshaorangzhangwenyouxieyumen,buguoxianzaishishijiebeiqijian,lengmenbijiaoduo。

“hengsaotianxia”zheihuiyoushiyizhang120wandedadan,zhangwenyegenle20fen,buguohaoxiangbumiaoe,deguoshujilesaierweiya,yinggelanpingaerjiliya,yidalipingxinxilan,zheidoushenmeshia,luantaole,“hengsaotianxia”zheihuide120wansuanshidashuipiaole,qizhonghaiyouzhangwende40yuan,kanlai“hengsaotianxia”zaizucaishangzhuandianqianyeburongyi,lengmentaiduoyebuxing,meilengmengengzao,chugehuoguojiang,120wanzhonggesanwuwan,gengrangrentuxue。haiburubaneizhizhangyu“baoluo”maixialaini,shenwua,yucequanzhong,conglingyigejiaoduquanshileshenmejiaoqinshouburu。

zhangwenkanzhediannaoliezuixiaole,changxiaorongkankanzhangwen:“xiaoshenmeni,yilianzeixixide?”zheijitianchangxiaoronghaoxianghuifuzhengchangle,zhishaobiaomianruci。

“a,wozaigantan,xianzaiderenqinshouburua!”zhangwengankaidao。

“jiushi,tebieshinimennanren,gegedoushiqinshouburu。”changxiaorongmashangjietifahui,yiweizhangwenzaikanshenmebuzhengjingdewangzhan。

“yebaokuonimenjiaguixi。”zhangwenqingmiaodanxiedihuileju。

“womenjiaguixicaibushini,buchouyan,buhejiu,qinqinkenken,renlaorenyuan,congbuluanhuaqian,renjiadoushuotalaoshi,gujia……”changxiaorongyoudianxiaodeyi,baizheshouzhishuo。

“yangtouniuyezheiyang,zhidianjizijiadeyimusanfendi,biqinshouhaobuleduoshao,yejiuyishengkou”zhangwensuikoujiubachangxiaorongdinglehuiqu。

“qusi!laoliumang,si**,chongjunpeizi!”changxiaorongbaonu,zuijin,zhangwengandaotoufatuodehenduo,toudingpianzuodedifangdouyinyindekandedaotoupile,changxiaorongweilejinyibudajizhangwen,shibushijiage“lao”zi,zheirangzhangwenhenyumen。

“shenmelao?wohaizhunbeihuanlaoponaqieni,nanrensishiyizhihua,genghekuangwohaishihanbaodaifangdeneizhong,nijianguozheimeshuaidelaoliumangma?”zhangwenyangzhetoudao。

“choumei,neinilaopozenmedoubuyaonile?”changxiaorongchengshengzhuiji。

“gaoqingchu,shiwobudasuanyaotale,woxianzaijiushiwoxinchangdan,houjibofa。daoshihou,yijudadaorenshengdedingfeng,shixianwoshengpingzuidadeyuanwang。”zhangwenhengdao。

“nirenshengzuidadeyuanwangshishenme?huanlaopo?”changxiaorongwendao。

“su!wodeyuanwangshi——tiantianshuidaoziranxing,shuqianshudaoshouchoujin!”zhangwenwuxianxiangwangdishuo。

“gengsu!qiaonineidianchuxi。”changxiaorongbuxiedidao。

“heihei,sujiusu,neiwanyishihui,nixianga,niyaoshiyouleqian,hebishuansizaiyitouniushenshang,keyiyangyiqunniue!”zhangwenhuaixiaodao。

“taoyan,landelini,woxianzoule……nizoudeshihoubiewangleguanchuang,guanmen,guandeng……”changxiaorongyibianshoushidongxi,yibianshuo。

“luosuo!”zhangwenkanzhechangxiaorongbeiqibaowangwaizou,qingqingyaoyaotou。

“sishile,wodouyijingkuaisishile,zenmeganjuezijihaimeiyouchengshuqilai,yebuwenzhong,meiyoushiyexin,quefazerengan,haizongshitanwan,ai!zuizaogaodeshiyidianchenggongdedifangyemeiyou,haiyoujinbaiwandezhai。weishenmeni?meiyourenzhidao,yexushiweiyigeren,weiyigenvren,weiyiduanchuliandeqingjie,weiyifenhaoshengxin……

danzheixiesuizhezheixienianjieerliansandeshibai,yijingdoubuyuanqumianduile,buyuanyiquxiangle,ai,wangleba!”