第五章 做个小表格

youshixindeyizhou,zhangwenyijinbangongshi,jiukaishijiangzuotiandeshexiangzaizhishanghuachengtubiao,ranhoujiaojichangxiaorong。

“ganma?”changxiaorongpiaolezhangwenyiyan。

“banggemang,zuogebiaoge,nideqiangxiang,hehe!”zhangwenpeizhexiao。meibanfa,qiurenbanshima。

“nizijizenmebuzuo,niyoubushibuhui?”changxiaorongkandoubukan,zhidingzhezijidediannao。

“wozhihuijiandande,zaishuoyouyaokanshu,youyaoxueruanjian,nizuijinbushimeishenmeshima?kongzheyeshikongzhe…”

“wodeshijianyaonilaianpai?meikong,zijizuoqu”

“tmd,haohaoshuojiushanglianle?”zhangwenehenhendidao。

“nicaitmdni,youkongyebuzuo,qisini。”changxiaorongdeyiyangyang。

“buzuoladao”zhangwenyouxiewunai,zheinvrendaidaojihuijiuyaohezhangwentaigang,babiaogecaogaofangzaichangxiaorongbangongzhuoshang,ranhou,ziguanzikanshule。

guolemeiduojiu,changxiaorongrangrangkaile:“sizhangwen,niguolai,zheigeshishenmeyisi,xiedeyidianyebuqingchu,rangrenjiazenmezuo?”

zhangwenkanzhechangxiaorongxiangxiao,haohaoshuo,tafanjue,bulitaba,tadaokaigongle,buguo,changxiaorongdeexcelcaozuoqueshijingtong,shulian,neibushizhangwennengbide,budanbazhangwenyaoqiudezuolejinqu,haijiashangleyixiegengfangbiandegongshi,zheirangzhangwenhenyouxiejingxi,kanzhechangxiaorong,juedeshunyanduole。

buguo,biaogedezhiding,sheji,xiugai,buchong,diaozhengdengdengrangzhangwengandaofuza,pangda,fansuodedadachaochuyuji,zheixiaobiaogejingranyilianzuole3tian,baitianchangxiaoronganzhaozhangwendesiluzhizuo,wanshang,zhangwenhuijiazixijianyan,xiugai,zhongxindiaozhengsilu,lianwanshangdushu,douzantingle。

daoledisitian,zhangwenyoubaouzhoupeilvyeanzhaotongyangdesiluyeshejijinqu,daolezhoumoyigedazhidekuangjiachubuxingchengle,haibieshuo,changxiaorongzuoqishilaihaishihenzhuanzhude,zuilibaoyuanbuduan,shouliquebuman,houlaichangxiaorongyefaxianzheibiaogezhizhongdexiangguanlianxi,gongshishedingdefuza,pangda,bujinyouxieyihuo:“zhangwen,nizheigebiaogedaodipaishenmeyong,zheimefuza,zenmexiangshejichengxuyiyang?”

“heihei,shubufenggao,youkenengshizhangzhipiao,yeyoukenengshizhangshouzhi。qishidaodiyoumeiyouxiaoguowoyebuzhidao,buguo,duinizheixingqidebiaoxiantichukoutoubiaoyang!”zhangwenzaibiaogedegexingdexiangmumingchengdouyongdeyingwendaima,suoyibierenkanbuchuzheizhangbiaogedeyongtu。

“shenmeshenme?jiuyijukoutoubiaoyangjiuwanlela?wozaiwaimianbafenzhuanwaikuai,yitianzuishaoyewubai,zheixiuxiugaigaidedoubangnizuoleyixingqile,jiuyijukoutoubiaoyang?nidaohaoyisishuodechukou!”changxiaorongjiaoleqilai。

“bietiqian,shangganqing!”zhangwenhenrenzhendeshuo。

“gun!sheigenniyouganqingle?choumei!”changxiaorongyouyaofabiaole。

“neiyebietiganqing,shangqian!”zhangwenwulaidixiaodao。xinlifaxu,zheidoulihaizhenjiumeijigeqian,lianqingchangxiaorongchidunhaodiandedouyouxiemianqiang。

“wojiuaiqian,zaishuoshangqianyebushishangwodeqian,kuaidian,wutianban,mamahuhu3000kuaiba,zheikeshiyouhuijia,xianjin,zhuanzhangdoukeyi。”changxiaorongbaichuyifushoucainudezuilian。

“neiwojinidagebaitiaoba。”zhangwenyebaichuyifuyaoyaqiechidebiaoqing。

“nidangnishixianzhanga,douqianleyi**zhaile,haigandabaitiao,baitiaobushou,zhishouxianjin!”changxiaorongbuyiburao。

“nibutiqianhuisia!zheiniangmenzenmezhirenqian,xiaorongmeimei,ren---chuleqianhaikeyiyougenggaoshangdezhuiqiude……”zheiniangmenhaizhennanchan。

“shaorouma!wozheiniangmenzenmela?wozheiniangmendejingjiejiuzheimegao,zenmeyang?”changxiaorongzhanyigaoang,lizhiqizhuang。

“neizhinengqianzheba,youshengzhiniandingdangfenghai。liziweiju!”zhangwenwunaidedao。

“haishixiangdabaitiao!woshuozhangwen,meijicuodehua,nihaoxiangyouyigebandezhaiquanrenba,rangwodangfubanzhanga?wojiugaobumingbaile,niqianzhezheimeyi**zhai,zenmejiugenmeishirenside,chihewanlehaidoubudanwu,xiayuhaiyaodageche!”changxiaorongbuxiedidao。

“neizenmeban,chengtianchoumeikuliande,jisheikanya,jinikan,youyongma?nibushizhaoyangmeiyidiantongqingxinma?zaishuole,gaifachoudeyeyinggaishinimenzheixiezhaiquanrena。wodezongzhijiushi----qianbierendeqian,rangbierenzhejiquba!”zhangwenfanzhebaiyanshuo。

“liumangjiawulai,nineixiepengyourenshinisuanshidaolemeile,xiaoxinzaiguojiniannijiuchenggujiaguarenle。huozhenatianbaoshijietou。”changxiaorongyoushihaizhentizhangwenfachou,meitianbeizhezheimeduozhai,yaoshihuanleziji,chouyechousile。haizhenpeifuzheijiahuodexinlisuzhi。

“sheishuode,tamenkeguanxinwoni,gesanchawulaigedianhuakankanwohaijianzaibu?tiantianbeizheimeduorenguanxinzhe,dianjizhe,beiganwenxin,zheibu,xianzaiyouyaozengjiayigeguanxindianjiwoderenle,woderenshengmubiaoyouyaowangshangdiaoyidianle。fangxin,jinshuiloutaixiandeyue,danfanwoyouledianqian,kendingyouxiankaolvni,yifenqianbailiangbanhua,jiushishuozanliangdeba!”zhangwenxianggejianshang,jichulemodadeyouhui。

“nishaozuomenge,wokemeidayingzuoshenmezhaiquanren。”changxiaorongduizheizhong‘moxuyou’deyouhuibuweisuodong。

“谢谢!”

“shaojiwozhuangsha,wokemeineimehaohunong。”kanzhangwenkaishishoushidongxi,changxiaorongyeshoushiqilai,zhunbeixiaban。

“nizhendeyaosanqiankuaiqian?”zhangwenlengbufangcoudaochangxiaorongmianqianhenrenzhendiwen。

“wo……”beizhangwenyanjingdingzhe,changxiaorongyouxiebuzhisuocuo,youxiehuangluan,xiayishidiwanghouranglexie,bikailezhangwendeyanjing,ditouwangxiakanzhe……

“shijiandao,buhuidazuoqiquanchuli。wojiudangnibuyaole,haha!”zhangwenfeikuaidishuo,zhuanshenjiuzou。

“sheishuode?”changxiaorongfanyingguolaile,chongzhezhangwenhan:“woyao!”

zhangwenyijingchulebangongshi,youhuishenbanaodaitanjinlai“wobupa,yibanlaishuo,nvrenhan:‘wohaiyao!’。neicairangrenhaipa……kanjianzhanglangyebupabupala,bupabupala……”haideyidichangleliangju。

“qusi,nigelaoliumang!”changxiaoronglengleyihui,mingbaiguolai。turanbaofale:“sizhangwen,nimingtianbuyaolaishangban……”changxiaorongzhendebaonule!

“mingtianxingqitian,sheihailaishangban,shaniu,chi!”xiaoxiaodediaoxilechangxiaorongyiba,younengcongzheitancainiangmenshoulitaoguoyijie,xinqingbucuo:genwodouninhainendian。