『seshibenxing,aishikezhi。』
『shimanmanxiangyaochupeng,youxiaoxinshouhuideshou。』
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A市龙亭山。
xianglaibuhuiyourentazudelongtingshanshanding。
shennananbeiyihuodaituxiechidaolezheili。yibuzhiyaodeshenhoubianshiwanzhangshenyuan。
kanzheyanqianmandituludeluanshihezhongyandiezhangdeqingcuishanluan,shennanancongmeixiangguo,shenghuoyixiangshunfengshunshuidetayehuiyoubeirenxiechideyitian。
lingtoudebangfeizoudaoshennananshenbian,wuqingdebazhangduizhetadelianjiapaileyoupai:
“wei,shennanan,nishuoshuopeiyanjingtahuilaijiunime?”
shennananpieletayiyan,bochunweigou,wuqinglengchao:
“xiangyongwolaiyaoxiepeiyanjing?buhaoyisi,nimendesuanpanpashiyaoluokongle!bijing……”
shennananlengxiao,“peiyanjingtababudewogankuaiqusi!”
那人笑着挑了挑眉:
“shima?kewozheilidediaochashujuzenmehenishuodebuyiyang?nandaoshuonishixiangpianwo,ranhoujiejitaopao?”
沈南安冷嗤:
“信不信由你。”
shennananzuoweipeiyanjingzuidadeheifentouzijiansiduitou,taduipeiyanjingzailejiebuguo。
congtachudaoqi,hepeiyanjingjiuhuxiangkanbuduiyan。
youqitazuoweiyulequandingliu,pingjieyizhangdiandaozhongshengdelianzaiyulequanhundefengshengshuiqi。
erpeiyanjingzuoweinianjiqingqingjiubaolanlegedajiangxiangdedamanguanyingdi,liangrenbeinalaizuobijiaodecishushizuiduode。
erpeiyanjingmeibeikuayici,tashennananjiuyaobeimayici。
suoyi,shennananduipeiyanjingdetaoyanrenjinjiezhi。
tongyangde,peiyanjingyetaoyanta。
bijingmeidangtalimaodexiaozhegenpeiyanjingdazhaohushi,peiyanjingdouhuixunsuzhuanguotoubingqieduitadewenhouzhizhibuli。
zaishennanankanlai,peigoubujiushizhangdebitahaokandian,yanjibitahaoledian,nadejiangxiangbitaduoledianme?youshenmelebuqide?zhiyutiantianhenbudenazhebikongkanrenme?
shennananhenhendexiangzhe,erbianquechuanlaiyishengjinghu:
“裴厌景出现了!”
shennananshenzidunshiyizheng!
裴狗……不……
peiyanjingta……zhendechuxianle?
shennananbuganzhixindechaozheshengyindelaiyuanwangqu。
chuanzheyishenheisedayidepeiyanjingshoulitizheyigemimaxiang,fengchenpupudeganleguolai。
talianshangshinanyandepitai,youqineimanliandehuchaheyandinongzhongdeheiyanquan,rangtazhenggerenkanqilaisihuyixiazibianlaoleshijisui。
peiyanjingtizhemimaxiangzhandinghou,xianshiyuanyuandekanleyiyanrengjiuchuzaizhenjingzhongdeshennanan,ranhoujibukejiandezhoulezhoumei。
jiezhe,tazhuanyishixiankanxiangshennananshenbiandefeishou。
haobuliuliandebashoulidemimaxiangrengzailetajiaobian。
“limianshianzhaonideyaoqiufanghaodeyiqianwubaiwanmeijin,qianyijingjinile,xianzaikeyifangren?”
neirenkanzhedishangdemimaxiangduizheyipangdexiaodinulenuzui。
xiaodilikexinlingshenhuijianqidishangxiangzidakaijiancha,quedinghaoshuehou,duizhelaodashilegezhiyouliangrencaikandedongdeyanshen。
neifeishouzhuanerkanzhepeiyanjing,manyidedianlediantou。
“kanlaiwodeqingbaowangmeicuo,nizuizaiyiderenguoranhaishita!”
peiyanjingxiazhangdemouzibanmizhe,yilianweixiandekanzheta,sihushizaijinggao。
neirenlikeshiqudejinlesheng。
tuliuyipangdeshennanandajiaozhekaikou:
“shenmeyisi?shenmejiaotazuizaiyiderenhaishiwo?”
huoxushishennanandeguozaorangneifeishoufanzao,taxiayishijiuyaoshenshouqudashennanan。
“niruguozaigandongtayixia,wobaozhengnihuisidehencan。”
peiyanjinglenglengdejinggaoshengchuanlai,neifeishoutingba,queyidianyebuhuangluan。
“shima?wodaoshitinghaoqi,xianzaizheizhongqingkuangxianipeidayingdidaodiyaoruherangwosidehencan。”
shuoba,tayouweiweishenshouqubalashenpangdeshennanan。
“haiyoua!dayingdi,zhendehenbuhaoyisi,wangjigaosunile,shujinxianzaifanbeile,suoyinideyiqianwubaiwanmeijinbingbunenggoushuhuishennanan。”
peiyanjingwannianbubiandelianshanghanjiandechuxianleyimobodong:
“什么意思?”
neifeishouxiaolexiao:“yisijiushi,yourenyaomaishennanandeming!”
shuoba,tabianzaisuoyourendezhushixiakuaisutaishou,ranhouyibajiangshenpangdeshennananyonglituixiangleshenhoudexuanya!
shennananbeituruqilaidebiangujingdao,zhangzuideshunjianzhilaidejishuochuyiju:
“wo***made......”
“沈南安!!!”
shennanandeshenzikuaisuxiangxiazhuiluo,erbiansihuxiangqipeiyanjingjinghuangshicuodehuhansheng。
huxiaodelengfengcazheshennanandeshenzi,guadetapifushengteng,sizhiyushentizaishizhongdeqingkuangxiafangfobushizijide,jingranyidianzhijueyemeiyoule。
shennananwubijuewangdebishangshuangyan,zheicishizhendeyaosileba?
——我是分割线——
shiyongzhinan:1、zheishishuangnanzhuwen,meiyounvzhu!
2、liaosaomeirenshouvsyinrenmensaolianainaogong,shuangzhongsheng,qianqishouyaozhuigong,huiqiangzhiaigong!houqijueduitian!!!butianninadaolaikanwo!!!
3、xiaotianwenwuluoji,xijiedangqingjishituichu。kanwenbenlaijiushitugekuaile,wenmingkanwen,jujuemanma。nihaowohao,dajiahao!
4、baitianlianzong!wanshangfafeng!nanzhusaoduantui!shikezhunbeifafengyujing。
6、meitiangengxin,dajiabieyangwen,yinweirongyibazuozheyangsi。