linlaodeshoubeishang，bahenjiaocuo，zhiguanjieshangdelaojianyeyiyuchangren。
zheishichangnianwoqiangcaihuiliuxiadehenji。
anzhaolinlaodenianlingtuisuan，pashiyaodaokangzhanshiqiqule。
xiangjiruci，xiaoyangdexinzhongdunshiyouranqijing，tadangchudangbingdezhuyaoyuanyinjiushiduikangzhanxianbeideyouzhongzunjing，xiangyaokangqitamendedaqi，zoushangxianbeidedaolu。
takaishiweilinlaohaomai，zhibuguozhijianganggangdashang，tadexinlijiudaoxiyikouliangqi。
zheishangshijingshibitaxiangxiangzhongdehaiyaoyanzhong！
conghaomaizhong，xiaoyangyijingchabuduoshuzhilelinlaoshentidezhuangkuang。
tatineijingmaidusai，wuzangliufudouyiliuyouyanzhongdeanshang，jiaoshangdejingmaigengshizhijiekuwei、xueyebutong。
xiaoyangdounanyixiangxiangtashizenmehuodaoxianzaide，erqiecikezuiyanzhongdeshi，zailinlaodexiongkouyouyidatuanhuaisideyuxuedusaizaineili，youciyoufashentideqitazhengzhuang。
zheiyituanyuxuebuqingchu，kongpashizhendenanyihuoguojintian。
“xiaoxiao，laolindeqingkuangniyoushenmebanfama？”
lizhenfengkanzhexiaoyangshouhuishou，kaikouxunwendao。
tagenlinlaoyiqianshizhanyou，zhibuguolinlaoshiqianyixiandezhanbing，tashiyiwubing。
houlaikangzhanjieshu，taqianwangleguowaixuexiyishu，zhihoutuixiuliangrendoushiliuzailefengdongshi。
kexideshi，linlaozaikangzhanshiqiliuxiadeanshangdoumeifazhiliao，dangshideyiliaohuanjingtaichale。
xianzaisuiranyiliaoshebeigenshangle，danshilinlaodeshentiquegenbushangle，yincizhinengyituozaituo。
xiaoyanglianseyouxieningzhongdao：“youbanfa，danshiyouyidingfengxian。”
linlaodeniansuiguoyulaomai，shentiqiangduyuanburunianqingren，suoyishentibenshenjiushiyigejidadefengxian。
“buxing，zenmenengrangyigemoshengrenlaizhiliaolinlao，zheiyaoshichuleshiqingsheifuze？”
fengdongrenminyiyuandeyuanzhangwangbanshanwenyan，diyishijiantiaochulaijujue。
linlaoshenfenkebujiandan，benlaizaitamenyiyuanzhiliaotajiuyijingyouhendayalile，xianzaibingweitamengengshizheji。
rujinquerangyigemaotouxiaozichushouzhiliao，zheiyaoshichuleshiqing，sheidoufubuqizheigezeren。
“meicuo，woyebutongyi，linlaozenmenengrangzheiyangdejiahuochushou。”
“zheixiaozizijijiushiyigebingren，tayoushenmezigejiubieren？”
“……”
bingfanglimiandeqitayishengwenyan，yedoushifenfenhuiying，meiyouyigedayingxiaoyangchushoude。
yaozhidaofangjianlimianderendoushifengdongrenminyiyuanzilizuilaodeyisheng，tamendoumeiyoubanfa，nandaoyigenianqingrenhuiyoubanfa？
zheishishuotamenburuyigenianqingrenma？
zaizhejiushi，linlaochushitamenzhendefubuqizeren。
erqie，xiaoyangzailizhenfengneilizhiliaodeshiqingtamenyedouqingchu，yadezijijiushiyigebingren，xianzaihaitemeyaojiubieren？
搞笑呢在这！
kanzhefanduidewangbanshanjiren，xiaoyangdeliansehuranlenglielexialai。
kangzhanxianbei，mianduixingmingyouguandewenti，keyijiuqueyourenzuzhi，taxinzhongrenbuzhufangunzheyiguwumingnuhuo：“nimenzhidaozijizaizuoshenmema？”
erlizhenfengcishilianseyeshinankanyichang，yaoshuochangzhongsheizuibuyuanyiranglinlaochushi，tazishiqizhongzhiyi。
bierenbulejiexiaoyang，danshibudaibiaotayebulejie。
xiaoyangyijingzaitazheilizhiliaoleyinianshijian，suoyitashenzhixiaoyangyedongyishu，shenzhibizijihaiyaogaoyixie。
lizhenfengsuozhangkongdelingyushibingdufangmian，qitafangmiansuiranyeyoushelie，danshibingbujingtong。
youci，yeshiganggangweishenmehuijiaoxiaoyangyeguolai。
tadangranyezhidaowangbanshantamenshibuxiangdanzeren，danshimianduizijilaoyoudexingming，taxinzhongouzheyiguhuoqi：“nimen，nimenzheihaisuanyishengma？”
zijimeibenshi，haiburangyoubenshiderenchushou，jianzhiwangweiyisheng。
raner，tingzhelizhenfengdehuayu，wangbanshanyixingrenqueshishenqingshaoxiandanding。
lizhenfengzaiyiyuanshenfenteshubujia，tamenyedouhenzunjing。
danshilizhenfengquewufagansheyiyuandejueding，bijingzheixiedoushiyoutazheigeyuanzhangshuolesuan。
“nizhendenengzhihaowoyeye？”
linshuyankanxiangxiaoyang，yanmouzhongfanqiyimoqipan。
“linzong，zheixiaozidehuazenmenengxin？”
“你们闭嘴！”
linshuyanjianwangbanshantamenyouyaokaikou，dunshilenghechukou。
tamenyijingquedinglemeiyoubanfazhiliaozijiyeye，xianzaihaoburongyichuxianyigerenshuoyoubanfa，tamenhaiyaozuzhi。
zheiranglinshuyanxinzhongshengqilenongzhongdeyane。
wangbanshantamenkanzheshensebinglengdelinshuyan，zuibiandehuashenshenyanlehuiqu。
zheishi，linshuyancaizaicikanxiangxiaoyang：“nizhendeyoubanfazhihaowoyeye？”
gangganglizhenfengdehuayijingshuodehenmingbai，ruguomeiyouteshuqingkuang，neimetayeyejianghuobuguojintian。
suoyilinshuyanmeiyoubiedexuanze，napazhiyouyixianxiwangyeyaozhuaxialai。
xiaoyangkanleyiyantangzaichuangshangdelinlao，ranhoukanxianglinshuyankendingdao：“you！”
zhidaolelinlaojiushilaobingdeshenfen，xiaoyangduiciyiwufangu。
dangbingderendouzhidaolimiandeburongyi，tebieshikangzhanshiqidelaobing，zheishizhidezunchongderen。
linshuyantingzhexiaoyangdehuida，yanmouningshizhetadao：“woxiangxinni。”
wangbanshantamentingjianlinshuyanjingranzhendedayinglerangxiaoyangchushou，dunshilianshangchongmanlejiaojideshense。
“林总！”
tamenyouyaoshuohua，keshihuahaimeishuochulai，linshuyankanzhetamen，lianshangshenqingdanmo：“tabuchushou，nimenxiangchushouma？”
“……”
zheihuayichu，bingfanglimianshunjiananjing。
tamenchushou？zheiyangdeqingkuangsheiganchushou？
zheiwuyizihuiqiancheng，yidanlinlaochushi，neimeyibeizijiuhuile。
linshuyankanzhewangbanshantamendourananjingxialai，meiyouzailihui。
takanxiangxiaoyangdao：“xuyaowomenzhunbeishenmema？”
xiaoyangyaoleyaotou，ranhoulaidaolinlaoshenqian。
tashouwanyifan，yebuzhidaocongnalainianlaiyigenyinzhen，ranhouduizhelinlaodenaodaizhaqu。
wangbanshantamenkanjianxiaoyangdongyongyinzhen，lianshangsuiranmeiyoubiaoxianshenme，danshixinzhongquelengxiaobuyi。
zheixiaozihaishitainianqingle，yinzhensuiranyoushutongjingmaidexiaoguo，danshitamenyouzenmehuimeiyouxiangdaoni？
fengdongshizuoweihuaxiadeyixianchengshi，fengdongrenminyiyuanyoushizheilizuidadeyijiayiyuan，limiandeyishengwuyidoushiguoneidingjianshuiping，huizhenjiudejuebuzaishaoshu。
zhenjiudefangfatamenzaojiushiguole，ruguonengzhihaolinlao，nalihaixuyaoxiaoyangchushou？
buguocikedexiaoyangquemeiyoulihuizheili，tadeshensejiweiningzhong，zaizhaxiadiyizhenzhihou，henkuaitajiuyouzhachuledierzhen。