wangqinhenbudeshaleta,wonangfeizheicikeyaochuangdahuole。
“wojiniliangwan,nijiumailezheige?”
hansiyuyezhiwenzhejiangfeifan,duitawubishiwang,benlaidasuan,jitaliangwankuai,zhunbeigehaisuanxiangyangdeliwu,rangyeyeduitaguamuxiangkan,zhishaobiebatazaidangwonangfeikanle,sheizhizheijiahuozhenshilannifubushangqiang,situnliangwankuai,jiumailejishikuaiqiandepochaye。
jianzhuang,laoyeziyeshifenshengqi,kanzhehansiyuyijia,huyidewendao:“wodedashouzainimendeyanlijiushierxi?hanliangahanliang,nikezhenshiyanglegehaonvxu!”
yishunjian,buzhijiangfeifanchenglejiaodian,tamenyijiadouchengledajiadexiaobing。
“爸,我……”
hanliangshichulemingdedaxiaozi,zheishikendingyaojieshi,danjiangfeifanquebahuaqiangleguoqu,dashenghandao:“ba,nigentajieshishenme,shangdengdechayetaburenshi,fandaobaneijiachajudanggebao,zuyikejian,laoyezishitielexinlebazanmenyijiaganchuqu!”
“jiangfeifan,nibizui!”
“ni**,womenyijiadainibubo!”
“离婚,必须离!”
guobuqiran,jiangfeifanyijuhuazhakaileguo,youqihansiyu,taliansejiweinankan。
“zenme,nizheichajiazhibufei?”
laoyezichadianxiaochulesheng,nanchengsheibuzhidao,zheixiaozijiushigewonangfei,ganshashabuxing,chishashabusheng,shenwufenwenbushuo,liangongzuodoumeiyou,tanengmaishenmehaochaye,tayouqianma?
“yuqianshibake,yinianyejiuchangeshijijin,wozheiyijin,bubibaishaodeyemingzhudilian!”
jiangfeifanshuodehenrenzhen,queyindesuoyourendehongxiao。
youqishibaiyinchuan,tayehenyouxingqu,zheigewonangfeijingrannazijigentabi。
“wonangfei,nibieziquqirule,genwobi,niyouzigema?”
“youmeiyouzige,shishijiuzhidaole!”
shuowan,jiangfeifanduohuichaye,ziguzideshaoqileshei。
“zheijiahuoshifengleba?wori,tanalaidezixin?”
“wogujishitiantianbeirenchixiao,xianzaijingshenbutaizhengchangle!”
“jinnianzheiwonangfeiguoranbuyiyang,huishuodahuale!”
zhongrenyilunfenfen,meiyouyigekanhaojiangfeifande。
kemeiguowufenzhong,kongqizhongturanmimanzhechaxiang,chongchizhemeiyigerendebixi,ganjuewendaozheigechaxiang,jiuxiangchanshenglehuanjueyiyang,shizaishitaishushile。
“快给我倒一杯!”
chashuiganggangzhuhao,hanlaoyezijiubengbuzhule。
rukourou,qichuyouxieku,queyoujiweichunxiang,chashuixiadu,kouliuyuxiang。
“好茶!”
daliandadezhenkuai,hanlaoyezirenbuzhutuokouerchu,chengzanzhechaye。
“chashihaocha,fangzaizheituopanshang,queshidielechayedejiazhi!”
chenzhehanlaoyezinaqichabeihedierkoudeshihou,jiangfeifannaguohanqihangsongdechenxiangmuchapan,xiaodao:“chenxiangmuchendaoshuilifangweishangpin,yinertademidubiyibanmutouyaozhong,ernidezheige,fenmingshijiade!”
shuodaozheier,hanqihangshuangbinyijingliuchulelenghan,zheijiahuofenmingshirangzijixiabulaitaia!
“你……你放屁!”
zheiyifangtuopanshitazaiguwanshichangmaidefangzhenhuo,guyizaibiaopituleyicengsongxiangyou,kebaoyinianzhineisongxiangsiyi,ganghaokeyimanguolaoyezi,sheizhijiangfeifanzheiwonangfeijingranzheimelejiechenxiangmu,yiyanjiukanchulaishijiadele。
“wofangpi?hao,wolaizhengmingjinikan!”
ganghaozheishi,yanhuizhongyangyouyiwangchishui,shuiliyouyu。
jiangfeifanhaobuyouyudejiangtuopanrengzaishuili,tuopanbingmeiyouchenxiaqu,fanerwenwendipiaofuzaishangmian。
“zheiyebunengshuomingwodechenxiangmushijiadea,zheimedazheimepingdetuopan,kendinghuifuqilai!”
shidaorujin,hanqihangzhinengduyidule。
tazhenxiwangjiangfeifanshenmedoubudong,zhishiweilehuazhongquchongzhuangbide。
“咔嚓!”
tuopanshengshengdebeibaiduanle,mutousuixierutongkailedibadequanshuiyiyangqingxieerchu,shizhenshijia,yijingmingle。
“juwosuozhi,zheikuaituopan,lianwushikuaidoubuzhi,nihaiganjiaojiawushiwan,nikezhenganchuiniubia!”
jiangfeifanjiangtuopanrengzaidishang,yiqifengfa,zheiyimudoubeihansiyukanzaiyanli,tayouyizhongcuojue,zheigenanrenhaoxiangmeiyouzijixiangxiangdeneimebukan,shenzhiyouneimeyishunjian,tahaitingshuaide。
beidangzhongjiechuan,hanqihangjimangrencuo:“yeye,wozhenbushiguyide,wonazhidaoneigeguwandiandelaobanshigejianshang,talianwodouganpian!”
“是吗?”
“那发票呢?”
“nimailewushiwandedongxi,gaibuhuilianfapiaodoubukaiba?”
yishunjian,hanqihangyachizhidazhan,shuangquanwode“gege”zhixiang,yanzhubiedexuehong,keshidangzhezheimeduorendemian,tadongshoulejiushuomingtaxinxule。
“hushuobadao,wotama……”
huahaimeishuowan,hanlaoyeziyipaizhuozimadao:“jiangfeifan,nisuangeshenmedongxi,bieyiweinisongledianhaochajiukeyiqifuwodasunzi,biewangle,shiwomenhanjiayangnisannian,yaoburannizaojiuesile!”
youneimeyishunjian,jiangfeifanzhenxiangjiucilikai,danshikandaowenrourushuidehansiyu,taxinyouruanle。
“haohaohao,wohaishidangwodewonangfeiba!”
hansiyulazhetaqulejiaoluo,qingshengdao:“biechuqujiwochuanghuole,nizhibuzhidaonigangcaichadianhaidewomenbeiganchuhanjia!”
“congxianzaikaishi,nijiuzaizheierzuozhe,buxujiwozhaomafan,woquxiaweishengjian!”
kanzhehansiyuneimoguishencai,baixideluobei,tingqiaodetunbu,yijineiliangtiaoqingcongyutui,jiangfeifanzezezui,xinxiang:“yaobushiweilebaoen,laozicaibuzaozheimedadezui!”
zheishi,lianggeshenyingdangzhuletadeshixian,zhengshibaiyinchuanyijisaomeidehanmeimei!
“kanshenmekan,baishaoshininengredeqidema?”
hanmeimeishengqilingrendemadao,beibaiyinchuanqingshineimeduocile,tajingranhaiqupaibaiyinchuandemapi,zhengoubuyaoliande。
“切!”
zunxunhansiyudezhufu,tabuxiangzhaomafan,suoyiyemeishuohua,zhishiqingmiedesaoleerrenyiyan。
“wonangfei!hansiyuhuoerzenmeyang?”
“buru,nibangwobatapiandaowochuangshang,wojinizheigeshu!”
shuozhe,baiyinchuanshenchuwugenshouzhi,jieshidao:“wubaiwan,baoniyishiwuyou,xiabanbeizidouchihebuchou,nikaolvkaolv?”
ruciyourendetiaojian,jiangfeifanjingranchongerbuwen,baishoumadao:“wodayingguosiyubujitaremafan,nizuihaobietiaoxinwodedixian!”
“哗!”
baiyinchuanshouyiwai,beilidehongjiuquandousazailejiangfeifandetouding。
“buhaoyisi,shouhuale!”
jiangfeifanyinyayiyao,zhanqishen,huodongqilejingu。
renshanbeirenqi,mashanbeirenqi。
zaibufankang,tashenmenantingdehuadouyaoshuochulaile。
“niganma?baishaodoushuoleshishouhua,nandaonihaixiangdongshoubucheng?”
jianzhuang,hanmeimeilanzaibaiyinchuanshenqian,xiangnvzhurenyibanhechizhejiangfeifan。
“手滑了?”
jiangfeifanyibaduoguohanmeimeishouzhongdehongjiubei,youyibatuikaita,jinjiezhebeizhongjiuquanbupozailebaiyinchuandeyanjingshang,chenzhetawuzheliandegongfu,jiangfeifanjiangbolibeikesui,luchusensenhanmang!
“呲啦!”
beizizhajinlebaiyinchuandexiongtang,xuejihushiyishunjianjiuranhongletadexizhuang!
tahaishihenyoufencunde,zhidaozheiyangshabusita,zhishijitagejiaoxuneryi。
“duibuqi,woyeshouhuale!”
yishunjian,yanhuishangderentongshikanxiangjiangfeifan,hanmeimeigengshidahandao:“buhaole……wonangfeisharenle……”