第3章 对不起我手滑了!

wangqinhenbudeshaleta,wonangfeizheicikeyaochuangdahuole。

“wojiniliangwan,nijiumailezheige?”

hansiyuyezhiwenzhejiangfeifan,duitawubishiwang,benlaidasuan,jitaliangwankuai,zhunbeigehaisuanxiangyangdeliwu,rangyeyeduitaguamuxiangkan,zhishaobiebatazaidangwonangfeikanle,sheizhizheijiahuozhenshilannifubushangqiang,situnliangwankuai,jiumailejishikuaiqiandepochaye。

jianzhuang,laoyeziyeshifenshengqi,kanzhehansiyuyijia,huyidewendao:“wodedashouzainimendeyanlijiushierxi?hanliangahanliang,nikezhenshiyanglegehaonvxu!”

yishunjian,buzhijiangfeifanchenglejiaodian,tamenyijiadouchengledajiadexiaobing。

“爸,我……”

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“jiangfeifan,nibizui!”

“ni**,womenyijiadainibubo!”

“离婚,必须离!”

guobuqiran,jiangfeifanyijuhuazhakaileguo,youqihansiyu,taliansejiweinankan。

“zenme,nizheichajiazhibufei?”

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“yuqianshibake,yinianyejiuchangeshijijin,wozheiyijin,bubibaishaodeyemingzhudilian!”

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youqishibaiyinchuan,tayehenyouxingqu,zheigewonangfeijingrannazijigentabi。

“wonangfei,nibieziquqirule,genwobi,niyouzigema?”

“youmeiyouzige,shishijiuzhidaole!”

shuowan,jiangfeifanduohuichaye,ziguzideshaoqileshei。

“zheijiahuoshifengleba?wori,tanalaidezixin?”

“wogujishitiantianbeirenchixiao,xianzaijingshenbutaizhengchangle!”

“jinnianzheiwonangfeiguoranbuyiyang,huishuodahuale!”

zhongrenyilunfenfen,meiyouyigekanhaojiangfeifande。

kemeiguowufenzhong,kongqizhongturanmimanzhechaxiang,chongchizhemeiyigerendebixi,ganjuewendaozheigechaxiang,jiuxiangchanshenglehuanjueyiyang,shizaishitaishushile。

“快给我倒一杯!”

chashuiganggangzhuhao,hanlaoyezijiubengbuzhule。

rukourou,qichuyouxieku,queyoujiweichunxiang,chashuixiadu,kouliuyuxiang。

“好茶!”

daliandadezhenkuai,hanlaoyezirenbuzhutuokouerchu,chengzanzhechaye。

“chashihaocha,fangzaizheituopanshang,queshidielechayedejiazhi!”

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shuodaozheier,hanqihangshuangbinyijingliuchulelenghan,zheijiahuofenmingshirangzijixiabulaitaia!

“你……你放屁!”

zheiyifangtuopanshitazaiguwanshichangmaidefangzhenhuo,guyizaibiaopituleyicengsongxiangyou,kebaoyinianzhineisongxiangsiyi,ganghaokeyimanguolaoyezi,sheizhijiangfeifanzheiwonangfeijingranzheimelejiechenxiangmu,yiyanjiukanchulaishijiadele。

“wofangpi?hao,wolaizhengmingjinikan!”

ganghaozheishi,yanhuizhongyangyouyiwangchishui,shuiliyouyu。

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“zheiyebunengshuomingwodechenxiangmushijiadea,zheimedazheimepingdetuopan,kendinghuifuqilai!”

shidaorujin,hanqihangzhinengduyidule。

tazhenxiwangjiangfeifanshenmedoubudong,zhishiweilehuazhongquchongzhuangbide。

“咔嚓!”

tuopanshengshengdebeibaiduanle,mutousuixierutongkailedibadequanshuiyiyangqingxieerchu,shizhenshijia,yijingmingle。

“juwosuozhi,zheikuaituopan,lianwushikuaidoubuzhi,nihaiganjiaojiawushiwan,nikezhenganchuiniubia!”

jiangfeifanjiangtuopanrengzaidishang,yiqifengfa,zheiyimudoubeihansiyukanzaiyanli,tayouyizhongcuojue,zheigenanrenhaoxiangmeiyouzijixiangxiangdeneimebukan,shenzhiyouneimeyishunjian,tahaitingshuaide。

beidangzhongjiechuan,hanqihangjimangrencuo:“yeye,wozhenbushiguyide,wonazhidaoneigeguwandiandelaobanshigejianshang,talianwodouganpian!”

“是吗?”

“那发票呢?”

“nimailewushiwandedongxi,gaibuhuilianfapiaodoubukaiba?”

yishunjian,hanqihangyachizhidazhan,shuangquanwode“gege”zhixiang,yanzhubiedexuehong,keshidangzhezheimeduorendemian,tadongshoulejiushuomingtaxinxule。

“hushuobadao,wotama……”

huahaimeishuowan,hanlaoyeziyipaizhuozimadao:“jiangfeifan,nisuangeshenmedongxi,bieyiweinisongledianhaochajiukeyiqifuwodasunzi,biewangle,shiwomenhanjiayangnisannian,yaoburannizaojiuesile!”

youneimeyishunjian,jiangfeifanzhenxiangjiucilikai,danshikandaowenrourushuidehansiyu,taxinyouruanle。

“haohaohao,wohaishidangwodewonangfeiba!”

hansiyulazhetaqulejiaoluo,qingshengdao:“biechuqujiwochuanghuole,nizhibuzhidaonigangcaichadianhaidewomenbeiganchuhanjia!”

“congxianzaikaishi,nijiuzaizheierzuozhe,buxujiwozhaomafan,woquxiaweishengjian!”

kanzhehansiyuneimoguishencai,baixideluobei,tingqiaodetunbu,yijineiliangtiaoqingcongyutui,jiangfeifanzezezui,xinxiang:“yaobushiweilebaoen,laozicaibuzaozheimedadezui!”

zheishi,lianggeshenyingdangzhuletadeshixian,zhengshibaiyinchuanyijisaomeidehanmeimei!

“kanshenmekan,baishaoshininengredeqidema?”

hanmeimeishengqilingrendemadao,beibaiyinchuanqingshineimeduocile,tajingranhaiqupaibaiyinchuandemapi,zhengoubuyaoliande。

“切!”

zunxunhansiyudezhufu,tabuxiangzhaomafan,suoyiyemeishuohua,zhishiqingmiedesaoleerrenyiyan。

“wonangfei!hansiyuhuoerzenmeyang?”

“buru,nibangwobatapiandaowochuangshang,wojinizheigeshu!”

shuozhe,baiyinchuanshenchuwugenshouzhi,jieshidao:“wubaiwan,baoniyishiwuyou,xiabanbeizidouchihebuchou,nikaolvkaolv?”

ruciyourendetiaojian,jiangfeifanjingranchongerbuwen,baishoumadao:“wodayingguosiyubujitaremafan,nizuihaobietiaoxinwodedixian!”

“哗!”

baiyinchuanshouyiwai,beilidehongjiuquandousazailejiangfeifandetouding。

“buhaoyisi,shouhuale!”

jiangfeifanyinyayiyao,zhanqishen,huodongqilejingu。

renshanbeirenqi,mashanbeirenqi。

zaibufankang,tashenmenantingdehuadouyaoshuochulaile。

“niganma?baishaodoushuoleshishouhua,nandaonihaixiangdongshoubucheng?”

jianzhuang,hanmeimeilanzaibaiyinchuanshenqian,xiangnvzhurenyibanhechizhejiangfeifan。

“手滑了?”

jiangfeifanyibaduoguohanmeimeishouzhongdehongjiubei,youyibatuikaita,jinjiezhebeizhongjiuquanbupozailebaiyinchuandeyanjingshang,chenzhetawuzheliandegongfu,jiangfeifanjiangbolibeikesui,luchusensenhanmang!

“呲啦!”

beizizhajinlebaiyinchuandexiongtang,xuejihushiyishunjianjiuranhongletadexizhuang!

tahaishihenyoufencunde,zhidaozheiyangshabusita,zhishijitagejiaoxuneryi。

“duibuqi,woyeshouhuale!”

yishunjian,yanhuishangderentongshikanxiangjiangfeifan,hanmeimeigengshidahandao:“buhaole……wonangfeisharenle……”