第1章 三婚赘婿

“qinxiaojie,qingtongyiwomenjitishenqingchexiaoshenyanfuyuanzhangzhiweideqingqiu,tameiyouzheigezige!”

jinganshi,baichuanyiyuanyuanzhangbangongshi。

wangriweiyanqinglengdebangongshicishiquejianbanuzhang。

yiqunrenzhanzaibangongshili,fenleliangdui。

liangduirenjingweifenming,zhongjiangeleyouliangmidejuli。

tamenyuyuanzhangbangongyishangzuozhedemeinvqiahaoxingchengsanjiaozhishi,poyouduibogongtangdeweidao。

美女是‘法官’。

zuobiandebagerenshiyuanzhangheyixieyiyuangaoceng,tamenshiyuangao,tamenbagerenzhuanggaoyoubiandeyigeren。

neigedanduzhanzaiyibiandebianshibeigaoshenyanle。

shenyanshenxingxiaoshou,mianrongqingqujunxiu,kanzheyouxiechanruo。

danmianduiqishixiongxiongdebaren,zuijiaoshizhongguazheyimozichaohebuyiweiyi,poyoutaishanbengyuqianermianbugaisedehuoda。

zhishizheifenhuodazaizhongrenyanzhong,shisizhubupakaishuitang。

“qinxiaojie,ninkanta,ninkanta!tahaishiyifusizhubupakaishuitangdehunzhangmoyang!

tazheigeyangzidangshenmefuyuanzhang,zuobaoan、kandamendaoshibijiaoheshi,youyanbujin,lianpihou!”

zhuanggaoshenyanderenlibian,yougeyishenxuefangshuyaoqundenianqingnvzitongxinjishoudeduiyuanzhangbangongyishangdeqinxiaojiedao。

tabianshitakouzhongdebaichuanyiyuandeyuanzhanghejing。

tazhangdehaibucuo,yipinyebucuo,jiashangshenshangtaozhedeyijianbaidagua,poyouyifanbieyangdeyunwei。

danduishangmeinv‘faguan’qinxiaojie,jiuxiandexiangxingjianchule。

qinxiaojieershichutou,rongyanjuemei,zhixingyazhi。

tajintianchuanzheyishenhuiseamanixiaoxizhuang,jianlegepijianduanfa,tangleweijuan,ganjingliluoyoubuxianguban。

zhishizheishihoudetamianluyunse,yandaihanshuang,chuleshenyanwai,dajiadoubuganyutaduishi。

连何晶都不例外。

hejingchuleshibaichuanyiyuandeyuanzhang,haishiqinxiaojiedeguimi。

danzhengyinweilejieqinxiaojie,suoyitacaizhidao,qinxiaojieshengqideshihou,youduokongbu。

秦小姐叫秦若云。

jiushibaichuanyiyuansuoshudeqinshiyiyaojituandezongcaiqinruoyun。

kaichuyuanzhang,yejiutayijuhuadeshi。

buguangshihejing,qitagaocengyedouweiweiditou,yongyuguangtoutoumiaozheqinruoyun,kantashishenmefanying。

bijingjintiantamenyaozhuanggaodebushibieren,ershishenyan!

chulefuyuanzhangzhixian,shenyanhaiyougehenteshudeshenfen。

biekantaxiangmaopingpingwuqi,takeshizheigezhangwozhetamenshengshadaquandeqinxiaojiedelaogong!

哦,不,上门女婿!

tamendaxinyanliqiaobuqishangmennvxu,nanrenshangmenshijimeichuxidebiaoxian。

suishuoshangmendeduixiangshiqinxiaojie,neiyediunanrendelian。

qinruoyunyizhimeichusheng,zhishidingzhetamenkan。

dajiadaqidoubuganchu,zhenggebangongshineiluozhenkewen。

zhongyu,qinruoyundongleyixia。

tashuangshoushizhijiaocha,kaozaileyizishang,lenglengkanzheshenyan。

shenyanshuangshouchadou,miansebugai。

秦若云瞪了他一眼。

“yigeguamingdefuyuanzhang,xiangshoudaiyudexuzhieryi,nihundoubuhuima?”qinruoyunbiyidedao。

tayikaiwen,dajiafangfohuoguolaileyiyang。

“qinxiaojie,tataihuangtangle,renjialaikanbing,tashuorenjiadebingbushishentiwenti,shijialifengshuichulewenti。”

“qinxiaojie,henduonvhushihenvyisheng,shenzhinvbingrendoubeitasaoraoguo,zhishitazhangdebucuo,bushaorenmeiyoutousu,danzhenggefuchankebeitanongdewuyanzhangqide,zheibayiyuandangshenmele!”

“haiyoua,qinxiaojie,zuilipudeshiganggangweishengjujuzhangfurenjiaozhangguzhele,shenyanshuobuyongpaipianyebuyongshoushu,taenyixiajiuhaole,zheibuhunaoma?juzuofurenzhidaoninyaolai,yihuieryaolaitousuta,womenzuolehenjiudegongzuodoumeiyong……suoyiwomenqianglieyaoqiuduishenyanjinxingchezhichuli,buranbuguangshibupeidewenti,haihuilianleiyiyuan。”

“shangmennvxugoulajidele,tahaishangguosancimen,zheizhonglajijiugaiquyiyuanshoulaji,huozhekanlaji,lajifenleima。”

“hahaha!zheigelajifenleijuele。”

“wotongyizheigeshuofa,lajijiugaijiudaolajitongli,buyaolaihuohaiwomen。”

bangongshili,dajiaqizuibashedeyilunqilai,youxierenshenzhishuoqileshenyanruguoliangcizhui,zheishidisancideshi。

liaozheliaozhejiuyourenxiaochulesheng。

qinruoyunqiaolianhenkuaijiuchenlexiaqu。

zhijiedangzhetademianshuotadelaogongshilaji,youdianguole。

tazheiciyaoshibubiaotai,qitarenyehuigenzhejiaoshegen。

此风不可长!

yourenchajuechuleqinruoyundeshensebudui,limabizui。

zheiyixingweiyinqileliansuofanying,dajiahenkuaizaicijinsheng。

bangongshineidunshiyouyaquewusheng。

shenyanmeiyoushuohua,zhishizhangtanleyisheng。

qinruoyunnushizheneigedaitoushuolajifenleidefuyuanzhang,dao:“nibeikaichule。”

“wo?”neifuyuanzhanglengleleng,henkuaitajiuxingwuleguolai。

tagaozhuangguigaozhuang,bunengwangyanlingdaojiashi。

他赶紧认错。

kerenpingtazenmeqiurao,qinruoyunyegenbenbudali,zhijiezuojiyijianjiaolailemenkoudaimingdebaoan。

neifuyuanzhangxiangshuangdadeqiezisidebeibaoantuolechuqu。

qitarenjianzhuang,zaicidixiatou,ananfashibuzaidangzheqinruoyundemiandihuishenyan。

zheiqinxiaojiezuoshifenggezhendehenhenla。

“nimenchuquba,shenyanliuxia,ruguoshenyanqueyounimensuoshuodexingwei,wohuitongyinimendeshensu,chequshenyandefuyuanzhangzhiwei,zhiyuchengfakendingshiyoude,wohuizhuoqingchengjie,yijingxiaoyou!.”qinruoyundao。

“xiexieqinxiaojie,bushiwomendaoluana,shizaishishenyantaichajingle,baichuanyiyuanhaoburongyifazhanchengxianzaidexianjinyoudengyiyuan,bunengrangshenyanhuaileyiguozhoua。”dajiafenfenchetui,yuanzhanghejingkuxiaodao。

qinruoyunbuxiangzaitingle,tarouleroutaiyangxue,xiaoshouqinghui,shiyitamenkuaidianzou。

zhongrenzouhou,bangongshidunshiqingjingxialai。

qinruoyunkaozaiyizishang,jinbishuangyan。

zheixietousutashanggeyuejiujiedaole,zhenghaozuijinyaolaijinganshitanyigexiangmu,suoyitajiushunbianchuliyixiajiashi。

jinganshishisushidezhiguanxianjishi,julisushibuyuan。

xiuxileyihuier,qinruoyunhuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan,kanxiangshenyan。

simuduishi,yigemuguangzhongmanshinuyi,yigemuguangdanran。

“shenyan,shangmennvxu、sanhunzhuixu,shenzhishilaji,zheiyangdemingtouhaotingma?”qinruoyunshenxilekouqi,banuyiyalexiaqu。

“buhaoting,danwaihaoshibierenqide,youyouzhongkou,mofeiwobatamenzuidoufengshang?”shenyanfanwendao。

“nijiubunengbiaoxianhaodian!neiyangdajiajiubuzhiyuzheimeyanenile。”qinruoyundao。

沈炎笑了笑。

renxinzhongdechengjianshiyizuodashan。

taqishibushiputongren,tashigewushenshanlaidaodoushidexiudaozhe。

wushenshanshisushisuoyouxiudaogaoshouxiangwangdemijing,neiligaoshouruyun,rushenxianzhidi。

kexishisuineiniancunzibeitu,tayebeidashang,zineizhihou,toububushaojingmaiposun。

jingmaixiufuhou,neishousunjingmaichudexueqiyunxingbuchang,daozhitineiqijingwufaguantong,quanshengongliwufazhengchangshizhan。

jinguantayizhinuli,qixuequeshizhongchaneimeyidiancaiguantong。

jiuxiangzhujieyiban,zhongjianyouneimeyicengbobodedongxiduzhe,gouyougoubuzhe,taiyongliyoupazhutongposui。

zhengshiruci,tajingtongdexuanxuewushu:xian、yi、ming、xiang、buyinweimeiyou‘xian’laizhensheerwufashizhan。

tatainianqing,shuochuqudedongximeirenxin。

genghekuangtahaishigezhuixu,zhuixujiudaibiaomeibenshi,jianrenjiuyaoaisanfen。

chufeitaxueqichangtong,gonglihuifu,yongbaolilaizhensheduifangjizijiyilifurendejihui!

dingzhezhuixudeshenfen,genbenmeirenyuanyixinpingqihedetingtajiangdaoli。

tangruodajiadouzheimezhishudali,yaojingchahejunduiganshenme?

zhiyuzheixietousu,yedoushipianjiansuozhi。

tacongweiguyidaoluan,shenzhihaibanglebushaomang。

keshi,chengjianmengbilesuoyourendeyanjing。

neigefengshuiyouwentidebingren,neidequebushibingzheng,ershiyinweifengshuiwentisuokunraodaozhilaomaobingfanle,zheixierenjuedefengshuiyishuohenhuangtang,qishifengshuiyeshiyoukexueyijude,biruchuangtouchuangweiduizhemenhuirangrenzhangqibuan、zaichuangtouchuangweifangjingzizhileiyerongyirangrenjingji……

zhibingzhishizhibiao,fengshuiwentimeijiejue,neibingrengesanchawuhaidefanbing。

yinweineibingrenzijiyehuaiyishibushizhuangxiele,jiushenshangzhong,huayanchayouchabuchumaobing,suoyitacaixieleyufengshuixiangguanwentidezitiao,yibanqingkuangxiatashibuhuizheiyangxiede,rongyibeirendangchengshenjingbing。

saoraonvhushihenvyishengshenzhishinvbingren,naodezuidadeneicitachuangjinchankejiyigeyunfutuina。

tiankelianjian,dangshiyingerqidairaojing,taiweibuzheng。

youxielaorenyoubijiaoxinfengshunchan,shuoshenmeaiyidaohuishangdaoyingerdehunpo,huirangyingerbianbenbiandanxiao。

bulunyishenghushizenmequanshuo,yunfudepoposihuobukentongyipoufu。

yishengmenshushouwuce,yunfusuishikenengyouyishiliangmingdeweixian。

haozaitajishijiyunfutuina,yongshoufabaolemuzipingan。

zhiyushuoweishengjujuzhangfurenguzheenyixiajiuhao,neishikaolvdaoduifangshitangniaobinghuanzhe,shoushuhouganranjilvhengao,henweixian。

yitadeyishu,tasuibianyienjiukeyibaduifangdegutouhuifuyuanwei,peishangyixiezhenggugao,jingyangyigeyueyejiuhuifuyuanzhuangle。

zheihaizhishichuyuyixueshangdekaolv。

juzhangfurenjialifengshuiyoudianxiaowenti,buguoduanqineibuhuiyingxiangbingqing,jiashangjuzhangfurenshiputongren,suoyitajiumeitifengshuideshi。

tadedasuanshizhihaolejuzhangfurendegushanghou,dengrenjiaxintale,tazaitifengshuideshi,kexi,beilanxialaile。

qiebushuojuzhangfurendetuishanghennangao,jiusuangaohaole,guozhenzijialidefengshuiwentiqizuoyong,juzhangfurenhaishiyaochushi,jintianbujiushuaizhetuile?

不过他懒得解释了。

youxierenzhengzheyanjing,budaibiaokandejiandongxi。

fanzhengtabeirentousuyoubushitouyihui。

tayijingliguoliangcihunle。

大不了,再离一次。

“nitaidujiwofangduanzhengdianer!”qinruoyunkandaoshenyandanrandemoyangjiuqibudayichulai。

“zheidianshiniqinzilaiyitang,lailihun?”shenyansishixiangdaoleshenme,jingranyouxiegaoxing。

lilehundehua,tahuangexindehuanjing,meiyouzhuixudemingtouyazhe,tajueduibuhuichuchushouzhi。

yitadebenshi,kendingkeyiyougenghaodefazhan,tashenfuxuehaishenchou,zhendemeiduoshaoshijiankeyilangfei,tadeganjinduozhuanqian,erhoumaiyaocailaixiufuneishousundejingluo。

“lihun?nizaixiangshenme!”qinruoyunmianruhanshuang,dao,“lihunshibukenenglihunde!erqie,yiyuanniyebunenglikai!”

“weishenme?”shenyanmeitouweicu。