第5章 老婆,我来接你回家

“gaoxiansheng…zongjinglifeininmoshua…xuzong…”qimishupoyoushouzuwucuozhigan。

不等齐秘书说完。

gaoleipaipaiqimishudejianbangdao:“xuzongdehaoyi,woxinlingle,zongjinglizhenbushihewo,buguowodaoshijuedesutinghenshihezheigezhiwei,keyidehua,nibawodejianyichuandajixuzongba!”

唰!

zhongrendemuguangqijuzaisutingshenshang。

sutingyilianerandewangxianggaolei,huxidouyouxiechenzhong。

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zhijiansutingshenchuanheisezhiyetaozhuang,zhanxianwanmeishencai,qingboheisiguozhebizhixiuzhangdetui,xiantiaoroumei。

piaoliang,xinggan,yujiefan。

zhikanyiyan,jiuyouzhengfudeyuwang。

“jishininqinzijujian,kendingbuhuichade。”qimishuyanzhuyizhuan,hehexiaodao。

shuoba,zhuanshenxiangdajiazhengshixuanbu:“wodaibiaojituanzhengshixuanbu,renmingsutingxiaojieweifengongsizongjingli,lidonghaiweizhushou,renmingshumingtianjiudao,jintianjiuzhuchigongzuoba。”

lidonghaixinlikusedegentunleyibaigenhuanglian。

kanlaizheizhulishipaobudiaole。

zaichangdeyuangonglianseyenankandelihai。

tamenpingrilimeishaoqifusutinghegaolei,benyiweigaoleihuiraoletamen,nazhidaogaoleiqigaoyizhao。

sutinglaizuozongjingli,tamenbaoyinglaile。

“qimishu,nibuqingshiyixiaxushijiema?”gaoleizhenglezhengdao。

qimishuwanyao:“wozailaigongsiqian,xuzongteyidingzhuguo,nindehua,jiushitadeyisi,buyongqingshile。”

“yuanlaishizheiyang!”gaoleikuxiaoyisheng,xinxiangxushijiehaizhenshiyouxinle,kanlaitadebingzijibuzhidoubuxing。

“gaoxiansheng。”qimishuhurantaochuyigecheyaochi,didaogaoleigenqian:“xuzongteyidingzhuwo,jiandaonin,wubibazheifenliwusongjinin,zheishiyiliangxinshangshidefalali,jiutingzailouxia,zheishicheyaochi。”

众人满脸羡慕。

“齐秘书…”

“gaoxiansheng,qingninwubishouxia,xuzongshuole,ninyaoshibushou,wojiubuyonghuijituangongzuole。”qimishuyadishengyinkenqiudao。

kanleyiyancheyaochishangmiandejinseyuema。

gaoleiyilianwunai,zhihaoshouxia:“tiwoxiexiexuzong。”

齐秘书喜出望外。

sutinggenzuomengyiyang,manlianeran。

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qishitabushihendongche,zhishizaiyuqidefangjianlikandaoguofalali812demoxing。

yuqiyidinghenxihuanzheiliangchede。

gaoleilijizuanjincheli,fadongchezi,manlianxingfendiwangxiangqimishu:“qimishu,zheifenliwuwohenxihuan。”

齐秘书满心欢喜。

jiuzaizheishi,sutingzhuileshanglai,zhanzaichechuangqian,yiwanyao,lingkouligouheshenshendixuebaihenshiyaoyan。

“gaolei…zongjingli…shibushizhende…nimenbushizaikaiwanxiaoba?”

gaoleideyanshenbuluhenji,kanleyiyan:“tingjie,dangranshizhende,wozenmehuipianni?”

sutingshigongsideyuanlaozhiyi,zhishixinggetaigengzhi,buhuishuofengchenghua,yizhibeipaiji。

buguonenglihaishihenqiangde,shencaiyouhao,zhangdeyoupiaoliang。

zuiguanjianshibushili,xinchanghao。

gaoleiyizhihenkanhaosutingde。

“wonazuodelezongjingli?buruniliuxialai…wojinidaxiashou…”sutingdishengdao。

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“fangxinla,nikeshigongsideyuanlao,gongsizuizaodeyipiyuangong,nidenengli,woyizhidoumeiyouhuaiyiguo。”

“gongzuodeshi,niyoubudongde,jiuquwenlidonghai,manmanlai,buyaopa。”

“yaoshisheiganzaiqifuni,nigenwoshuo,wotingni。”gaoleijilesutingyigeweixiao。

kanzhefalali812likai,sutingmanlianzixin,nannanziyu:“woyidingbuhuirangnishiwangde!”

haiqiangjituanshimishimengjiadeqixiazigongsi。

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zheishiyongyiwanlingyizhiduomeiguihuabaichengdexin。

zheizhongchangmian,yikanjiuzhidaoshiyaobiaobai。

“wa!wozhangzheimedahaishitouyicikandaozheimeduomeiguihua。”

“guangshimeiguihuadouyaohaojiwanba,langmansile。”

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“zheizhongchangmian,meiyounagenvdehuijujueba。”

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zhijiannianqingnanzi,shencaixiaoshou,youdiantuding,lianshangguazheyifujinsiyanjing,huaizhonghaipengzheyishuxianhua。

可不就是孟海强嘛!

menghaiqiangmanyouyoudehuangchulai,yuliuyuqigezhemeiguixin,yaoyaoxiangwang。

kandaomenghaiqiang,liuyuqixinzhonglijitengqiyisibumiaodeganjue。

果不其然!

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“yuqi,congkandaonideneiyikeqi,wodexintiaojiugaosuwo,nishiwojinshengdengdaideren,nijiushiwohuoxiaqudedongli,wohuiyongyishenglaihehuni,yuqi,woaini,jiajiwoba!”

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dunshi,zaichangsuoyourendemuguangqijuzailiuyuqishenshang。

“jiajita…jiajita…”haiqiangjituanyuangongmendoushimenghaiqianganpaide,shiyidepeihe,rangchangmianwufakongzhi。

“mengzong!yuanlaiyuqidenanpengyoujiushimengzonga!jiajimengzong,yaoshaofendoujishiniana!”

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zheizhengshimenghaiqiangzui**deyizhao。

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zhikexi,menghaiqiangdiguleliuyuqi。

shiyizhici,liuyuqidangjilazhelian,lenglengdao:“menghaiqiang,niyouwanmeiwan?nimingzhidaowoyijingjiehun,haipaolaiexinwo?nibuyaoyiweinishigongsilaozong,wojiuhuipani,wogenniyongyuandoubukeneng。”

现场一片哗然。

yuanlaitashiyaogoudayoufuzhifu!haigaodezheimelongzhong!haiyaolianbu?

menghaiqianglianhongdaoergen,kesouyisheng,zhanleqilai:“yuqi,nikenengbuzhidao,nilaogongyijingqianlelihunxieyishu,tayaogennilihun,wobuxianqini,nijiukaolvkaolvwoba!”

“bukeneng!”liuyuqilenghedao:“menghaiqiang,wohewolaogonghenenaide,nijiusilezheitiaoxinba!”

menghaiqianglijitaochulihunxieyishu,didaoliuyuqigenqian:“nikan,tayijingzailihunxieyishushangqianzile。”

lihunxieyishushangguoranyougaoleideqianzi。

liuyuqidelianseyizhenhuiminghuian,shouqilihunxieyishu。

“zheizhishitadanfangmiandeyisi,wobuqianzi,zheihunjiulibule。”

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嫁给你?上门女婿?

zaichangsuoyourendunshibaofachuleyizhenhongxiaosheng。

liuyuqilianseshunjiancanbai。

“xingba,jiusuannibuxianglihun,nandaonixiangyibeizidoushouzhegezhiwurenma?wogaosuni,zheiwonangfeichuchehuole,wowenguozhuzhiyisheng,taxingguolaidejilvjihuweiling。”

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weng!liuyuqinaodaidunshiwengdeyisheng,ruzaowuleihongding,zhengzhule。

menghaiqianghenmanyiliuyuqidefanying,dangjixinshidandandao:“yuqi,zhiyaonijiajiwo,wobaozhengduiniyixinyiyi,zheiliangkayanjiushiwosongjinidexiaoliwu,jiehunzhihou,nixiangyaoshenme,wodoujini,zheixietanengjinima?”

现场一片惊叹声。

卡宴就是个小礼物?

mengshaobukuishimengshao,guorancaidaqicu。

jiuzailiuyuqifadaidedangkou,yilianghongsefalali812huxiaoerzhi,congyiwanlingyiqianduomeiguihuashangnianguo。

zuihouyigexiaosadechacheshuaiwei,tingzaileliuyuqipangbian。

gaoleicongcheshangtiaoxialai,kandoumeikanliansetieqingdemenghaiqiang,xipixiaoliandepaodaoliuyuqimianqian:“laopo,wolaijienihuijia。”