第1章
“zhu......zhuren，gangcaiwoshenmedoumeikanjian！”
songzhoutianxiangyiyuan，shixishenglinhanmianhongerchi，neibukanrumudehuamian，zainaohailihuizhibuqu。
sheinengxiangdaowenwenruyadezhurenjingranguangmingzhengdadizaibangongshiyuhushiqinre，erqiehaishibanyueneidiercibeitazhuangjian。
“jinlaibuzhidaoqiaomenma？”tianhuairenyanshenyinzhi，liansetieqing。
linhanjimangjieshi：“qiaole，qiaolehaojixia！”
tianhuairennubukee，sanfanliangcihuaitahaoshi，bubazheihunzhangdongxiganzoutianlinanrong。
tachuanlejikoucuqi，chenshengdao：“nizaiwaikedeshixijieshu，zouba！”
linhandunshilengzhu，lailejiangjinbangeyue，zhengtianjihushidaxiashou，chulebeipi，chaniaoguanwai，lianbinglidoumeixieguo，dunshihuangle：“zhuren，woshenmedoumeixueni。”
“nishuoshenme？zheimejiuganshenmechide？feiwu！gun！ganjingun！”tianhuairendengzheniuyan，genqugancangyingsidehuizheshou。
zenmeturanfanlianni？linhanhenbiequ，yinyincaidaogenzhuangjianerrende**youguan，tameiduirenherenshuoguo，weishenmehaiyaobaofuta？qirentaishen！yazhenuhuodao：“nitiantiananpaiwojihushibangmang，zaiwaikemeiyoushixiyitian！wonengxuedaoshenme？”
tianhuairenlengheng：“nirenpinbuhao，naoziben，meiyouyishengyuanyidaini，ruguobupainiquhushizhan，nimeidifangkequ，yinggaiganxiewo！”
“jizhu，chulezheigemenguanhaonidezui！”
zhenbujijihuile，neijiuyusiwangpo，linhanhongzheyandao：“niguyibaofuwoshiba？shanghuiniheliuhushiduozaigaoganbingfangliqinre；zheicikuzidoutuole！yaoshinianwozou，worangsuoyourenzhidaoniliangde**！”
tianhuairenshensedabian，dangjiweixie：“niganwangwaishuo，worangyiwukekaichuni！”
“zaizhe，meiyouzhengju，shuochuquyemeirenxiangxin！wohaiyaogaonifeibang！”
linhanxinlidouranyichen，houhuimeipaishipin。
“gun——”tianhuairenyishengbaohe。
砰。
guanjianshihou，fangmenbeituikai，yigexiaohushihuanghuangzhangzhangpaojinlai。
“zhuren，jizhensonglaiyigechehuohuanzhe，xuyaojinjishoushu。”
“hao，daiwoqukankan。”tianhuairenshenweiwaikezhuren，biaomiangongzuozuodefeichangdaowei，dabusuihushiwangwaizou。
linhanlengzaiyuandi，ruguojiucilikai，xinyoubugan，keshitianhuairenyirongbuxiata，zenmeban？
叮铃铃。
turan，jicudeshouji**xiangqi，jianshimeimeidalaide，tajimangdiaozhengqingxu，bunengranggulingjingguaidemeimeitingchushenmeduanni。
jietingqian，tahainulijichuyimoxiaoyi，“xiaowan。”
“nishilinxiaowandegegeba？”
neibianchuanlaiyigemoshengerjiqiedenvrenshengyin，rangtayouzhongbuxiangdeyugan。
“shi......shiwo，nizenmeyouxiaowandeshouji？”
“kuailaisongzhoutianxiangyiyuanwaikebingfang，tachuleyanzhongchehuo，shengmingchuiwei......”
hong，wanruyidaoqingtianpili。
pada，shoujiconglinhanshoulidiaoxia。
bu，bukeneng，kendingzaijitakaiwanxiao。
zheizhongwanxiaokaibude，huihesirende，tamunedixiaolexiao。
danshixiayimiao，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，gangcaineigehushihaoxiangshuojizhensonglaigechehuohuanzhe，daifanyingguolai，feisudijianqishoujisatuiwangwaipao，daomenkoushihouhaizhongzhongshuaileyixia。
cike，hushizhan，weizheyiqunyihurenyuan，tianhuairenniezhecigongzhenpianzizhengzaiyanjiu，jizhenkeyishengzaixiangtajiaojie。
“huanzheshenshangduochuruanzuzhisunshang，duogezangfushousun，yishimohu，shenzhibuqing，youtuizaochelunnianya，duochufensuixingguzhe，shengmingweiji，jianyilijijinxingjiezhishoushu。”
“ng，youtuibaobuzhule！”tianhuairenfangxiapianzi，lianxuzuochuzhishi：“tongzhishoushushizhunbeishoushu！”
“axingxuejiangzhunbeiwuqianhaosheng！”
“jiashuni？xianyujiaoshiwanshoushufei！”
......
zhengzaizheishi，linhanjilejinlai，dangkandaozhuanyunchuangshangdehuanzhe，yanqianyiheichadianyundao。
zhengshitadeqinmeimeilinxiaowan，shuangmuweibi，zuilishibushihengchusheng，youtuiyiyanzhongniuqubianxing，chumujingxin。
kandaolinxiaowandecanzhuang，linhangandaotiantadixian，yishijiannanyijieshou，haoduanduandezenmechengzheiyangle？
真是天降横祸！
tuiyaoshimeile，jinhoujiaotazenmehuo？
linhanzaiyekongzhibuzhuzijideqingxu，pudaozhuanyunchuangshang，pangruowurendehaotaodaku：“xiaowan......xiaowannibunengshuia......”
“nikuaizhengkaiyan，woshigegea......”
tapengzhelinxiaowandelian，kudesixinliefei，wenzhebujinshanranleixia。
zhongrendougandaoyiwai，meixiangdaohuanzheshilinhandeqinmeimei，youqishitianhuairen，yanliduolexiewanwei。
kenengtingdaoqinrendehuhuan，linxiaowanweiweizhengyan。
linhanjidongdeyuwulunci，“xiao......xiaowan，nitinggegeshuo，buyaohaipa，nideshangshibingbuzhong，zuogexiaoshoushujiuhaole！”
“shoushuzhiqian，qianwanbieshui，wozheijiujizanmadadianhua......”
“ge，buyao——”linxiaowanqingqingyaotou，shengyinxuruodesuishidounengduanqi，xuezishunzhezuijiaowangwaiyi，“bierangzanmazhidao，tashoubuledaji。”
duomeshanliangdenvhai，zijidoukuaimeimingle，haizaiweimuqinzhexiang！
linhanxinrudaoge，lianliandiantou。
“linhan，biefeihuale，kuaidianqujiaosanshiwanshoushufei，yaoshidanwule，jiusuanyoutuijiezhi，mingyebaobuzhu！”tianhuairendeshengyinhuranxiangqi。
sanshiwan？linhanjilinglingdagelengzhan，tashidididaodaodexiangxiaren，jialikaojimutiandiweichishengji，xuefei，shenghuofei，doushikaomeimeilinxiaowandagonggongying。
tayouyule，koudaililiansanbaikuaidoumeiyou，sanshiwanduitaeryan，wuyitianwenshuzi。
“zhu......zhuren，nengbunengxianshoushu，woxiangfaqujie。”
“yiyuanmeiyouxianli，buyaodanwushoushu，zhuajinshijian！”tianhuairenbunaifandicuicu，qishiyitadezhurenshenfen，xianzhiliaohoujiaofei，yijuhuadeshi。
qunanongjishiwan？wangdaiyelaibujile，jixuxiangtianhuairenaiqiu：“nixingxinghao，xianjiuwomeimei，wobaozhengbaqianjiaoshang。”
“biemoji！yaoshijiaobuqiqian，banimeimeidaizou！”
扑通。
linhanguixia，“wozanshimeiqian，qiuqiunile，jiujiuwomeimei，ta......takuaibuxingle！”
tianhuairenbuweisuodong，yiziyijudao：“wobangbuleni，yebunengkaizheigexianli。”
“交完钱喊我。”
shuowan，tajingzhihuilebangongshi。
linhanwuzhudiguizhe，leishuihengliu，congweiyouguodejuewang。
kanleyanmeimei，chuyichuoxue，kaishidalinggong，gongtashangxue。
rujinmingxuanyixian，taquewunengweili，xinzangsiliedeteng！weishenmebeizhuangshangderenbushita？
“ge，wo......wobuxingle，biezailangfeiqian。”xianran，linxiaowantingjianleerrenduihua，xuanzefangqizhiliao。
“bu！gebuhuirangnisi！woyidinghuixiangfachoudaoqian——”
linhanhuangzhangdipadaomeimeishenbian，leiruquanyong。
linxiaowanluchuyimoqicandexiaorong，“ge，wo......woyaoshibuzaile，yidingyaozhaoguhaozanma，yeyaozhaoguhaoziji。”
tajiannanditaiqishou，xiangmoqugegelianshangdeleishui，linhanjimangwozhu，“buxushuoshahua！”
huran，linxiaowandeshoubiandewuli，yanpiyehuanhuanheshang。
“buyao，buyaoa——”
yishengxiesidilidesihou。
噗。
linhanpenchuyikouxianxue，xinghongdexueye，zhengpenzailinxiaowandeyuzhuoshang，jianjiandibeixishoudiao。
sou，yidaobaiguangshanguo，zuanrulinhandeshihai，tatoutongyulie，shiquyishi。