“哈哈哈……”
302gongyukanzhewangshangbaochudechouwen，keweishixiaoderenyangmafan，buguoxingshisanbingmeiyougaoxing，fandaoshishenqingyouxieyansu，tazhidaojiaofengcaiganggangkaishi，ruguoxianzaijiuzimingdeyi，neihaizhenbuzhisizigaizenmexie。
xiaoguoleyizhen，shaoguanglinzheigesushedelaoda，falehuadao：“laosan，nizheicibarendezuidezheimecan，yihoukeyidingyaoxiaoxin”。
xingshisandianlediantou，shuangyanzhizhongmimanzheyicenggandong。
sushedelaomowujiangpingkanzheqifenbudui，ganmangzhuanyihuatidao：“duile，xianzaiyishidaerle，nimenxuanzeshenmezhuanye，wozhunbeibaokaoyingyuxi，tingshuojiangzhedaxuemeinianyingyuxidemeinvzhiliangdoutinggao。”
tingdaolezheigehuati，jirenturanlengleyileng，suijicaiqingxingleguolai，zaijiangzhedaxue，yuqitahenduoxueyuanbutongdedifang，chuleyixieyishushengguozaodefenxi，qitadexueshengsuiranhaishenghuozaizijingangxuequ，danshibixuyaodaodaercaikaishixuanzezijixiaidexiyuan，zheiyeshijiangzhedetese，jilexueshenggengduodeshijiansikaoyuxuanze。
zuoweiwujiangpingdelaoduishou，hanguangbuxiededao：“shenwusiliangrou，haizhengtianxiangzhemeinv，woshuolaomo，nidediannaobuzhunbeibailuanle”？
wujiangpingbuxiedeyixiao，dao：“woxuanshenmejisuanjizhuanye，haiyoulaoshinengjiaowoma？woshuolaoer，nizhidaozijiweishenmedangbulelaodama？”
“zheibushizhaonianlingpaidema”，hanguangyouxiulexiuzijidejirou，ehenhendedao：“woshuolaomo，nizaijiaowolaoerkeduinibukeqilea”。
“haha”，wujiangpingyixiao，dao：“youxieshiqingshitianzhudingde，nibuguanzainalidoushilaoer，yinweinishizaitaier”。
“zhaosi”，hanguangdangxiayinu，jiuyaoquzhaowujiangpingdemafan。
“haole，meinaole”，shaoguanglinbailebaishoudao：“laosishuoshihua，nibuxuanjisuanjizhuanyejiuzhendetaikexile”。
wujiangpinglianshangturanbiandeyansu，chenshengdao：“woshishenmepiqinimendoulejie，yaobushitaixihuandiannao，yebuhuizairuqintengxungaohuanledoudeshihoubeinimenfaxianwoshigeheike，wanyiyigebuxiaoxin……bijingrenxinnance，neihouguojiuyanzhongle”。
shaoguanglindianlediantou，jisuanjizhuanyedoushiyixiediannaotong，haizhenbaobuzhunwujiangpingyigerumi，beitamenfaxianlepozhan，neihouguo……
xiaolexiaohou，taturanjiangmuguangfangzailehanguangshenshang，huanhuandao：“laoer，nixuanshenmezhuanye”？
“wokangyi”，hanguangdaheyishengdao：“nimennengbunengbuyaojiaowolaoer，woyoumingzide”。
sushesanrentongshiyaoleyaotou，wujiangpinggengshiyiyufoujuedao：“jing302sushetoupiaobiaojue，bohuinidedi428cishensu，ruyouyijian，nikeyibaoliu”。
“woshucao”，hanguangmiandui302duitadeducai，yezhinenganrandejieshou，piankezhihou，tahaoxiangyijingwangjilegangcaideshiqing，shenqinggaoangdao：“laosi，yingyuximeinvshibushizhendehenduo”？
“shia”，wujiangpingyihuodedao：“zenmele”？
“wojuedingle”，hanguangturanjiqiyansudedao：“weilezuguohuaduodeweilai，woganyuanfengxianzijideqingchun，laosi，yihouzaiyingyuxiergezhaozheni，sheiyaoshiganqifuni，kanwobudabaotadetou”。
wujiangpinglengleyileng，suihoudao：“nideyisi，yeyaoxuanzeyingyuxi，e，shena，qiunijiangxiayidaoshenleishoulewoba！nizheigelian26geyingwenzimudourenbuquandejirounan，juranxuanzeyingyuxi”？
“zenme”，hanguangbihuazhezijidejirou，fenfendao：“pingshenmebuxing，dangchugaokaowoyingyukeshikaolewomenbandi10ming，zhishijinnianyousuohuangfei，buguozhiyaowoxiadingjuexin，haishihenkuainenggouzhuihuilaile，daoshihou，yingyuxidemeimeihaibushimuyuzaiwodeshenguangzhixia”。
“haole，haole”，shaoguanglinbudebudaduantamen，dao：“niliangbiezainaole，jirannimenxuanzeyingyuxijiuhaohaoxuexi，yihouzhibudinghainenggouzhengwaiguorendeqian，buguowobamarangwoxuanzejingmaoxi，woyebudebucong，duile，laosannixuanshenmezhuanye”？
“zhongyi”，xingshisanliankaolvdoumeiyoukaolvjiushuochulezheilianggezi，qiyi，taxianzaideshentitaixuyaoyixiezhongyiyaocaidebuji，tebieshixiyouyaocai，yexunenggouzaizhongyiyuanxiaozhongfaxian。qier，zuoweiyigexiuzhenzhetaduirentixuedaoderenzhiyijingchaotuoledabufenderen，hekuangtadeguyishugengshijingren。qisan，zhongyixueyuandekecheng，dabufendoushifanzadezixishijian，zheixietakeyilveguo，jiuduolehenduokongxiandeshijian，rangtatengchushoulaiquzuoyixieshiqing。
jiuyuedetian，lantianruxi，geshaoliaoliang，jiuyuedetian，jiangshanruhua，xianhuanufang，jiuyuedetian，lierixihuo，hanruyuxia。
cishi，suishizaochen，keshijiuyuedetian，dushebandelieriyijingcongdipingxianshangkong，jishishiyinyuenengxianchuchenchaoxiadeyuhui，ranhonglebanbiantianjideyuncai，danshiyijiurangrengandaojifendeyanreyufuzaogan。
yixingsirenzouzaixueyuandelvyinxia，hanguangbuyoudebaoyuandao：“zheishenmetianqi，caizaoshangjiuzheimere，hairangburangrenhuole”？
turan，tadeyanjingdouranyiliang，zhengzhengdewangdechushen，lianjiaoxiadebufayeshiwanglexingzou，zuijiaochubuzhiyinyindeniantaozheshenme。
tazheiyangdexingwei，jikeyinqileqiyusanrendezhuyi，shunzhetademuguangchukanqu，wujiangpingdelianseyexunsudeyouyinzhuanqing，dangxiadiheyisheng：“meinva，haishilianggehuoshuijidemeinv，tamenzhengcongzheibianguolai，buhuishichongzhewolaideba”？
shaoguanglinmeihaoqidedengletayiyan，dandandao：“laosinizhexiangle，kankannineimeichuxideyang，koushuidouliudaodishangle”。
wujiangpingyilenghou，lianmanghuishouquca，zhishishouxinchuqueshiganjingruchu，genbenjiumeiyoushenmesuoweidekoushui，fanlefanbaiyan，dao：“laodanidainizheiyangwande，buguowoganjuemeinvzhendeshichaozhewomenzheibianlaide，nimenyousheirenshi，haibucongshizhaolai”？
hanguangbuhaoyisideyixiao，nanadao：“qishiworenshitamen”。
“neinihaibujiwomenjieshaojieshao”，wujiangpingzhuanyanzhijianbianpaodaohanguangdeshenbian，yibiantitaniejian，zhishitaaixiaodeshenqu，daoshixiandexinyouyuerlibuzu，buguoyanjingyizhuan，zeimeishuyandedao：“erge，kanzaiwopingshiduiniliyuyoujiadefenshang，shibushiyejinisidizhangluozhangluo，fanzhengmeinvyouliangge，ergezongbunenglianggedoubufangguoba”。
“qu，pingshizenmemeijiannizheimereqing”，hanguangtaigaoletoulu，shenqihuoxiandedao：“tamenshiyinlexueyuandeliangdayuanhua，tongshiyeshijiangzhedexiaohua，gaogedeneigemingjiaoqinrushuang，xiannianhewomenyiyangdoushidaer，shencaijiaoxiaode，mingweifuxiaotong，yeshiqinrushuangdeguimi”。
tatingdunlepianke，likeyoushichoumeisuoyandao：“suiranworenshitamen，kexirenjiaburenshiwo”。
“qie”，tadehuayinluoxia，jikededaole302gongyudeyizhibishi。
“xingshisan，womenyoujianmianle”，qinrushuangdaizheqianqiandexiaoyi，zhanzaitamendemianqian，zhixing、dajiafengfanwuyi。
xingshisandianlediantou，duiyuzheigenvhaishangcidetingshenerchu，haishidaizhejifendeganji，suijikaikouwendao：“niyoushenmeshima？meishiwomenjiuquchizaocanle”。
qinrushuangfanlefanbaiyan，xinzhongantanzhe，yiqiantasuozhidaodexingshisanzhangkuang、haose，meiyouxiaxian，zenmexianzaidexingshisan，lianggehuotuotuodemeinvzhanzaitademianqian，tajingranwudongyuzhong，buyouchuaicedao：“nandaozhenshishangcideshiqingduitadedajiguoda”？
buguonvrenyoushihoushiyizhongjiqiqiguaidedongwu，niyushiduokai，tapianpianyueshihaoqi，xiangyaojiekainixinzhongdemimi，zheibu，tajingshixiaolexiao，dao：“nimenyemeichizaocana，neizhenghaoyiqi”。
huayinluoxia，tabianjieshaoqileshenbiandetongbandao：“zheishifuxiaotong，womendoushishenglexiyibande”。
xingshisanbenxiangjujue，keshiyaojianchuliangzhidashoufangfozaoyouzhunbei，zhiyaotayidanjujue，kenengmianlindejiushi302zuicankudejiafa。yushibiandaying，dao：“haoba，wolaijinimenjieshaoxia，zheishiwosushelaoda……”
buguo，tadezheixiesheyouxianranbushishengyoudedeng，zaitaganggangkaishijieshao，shaoguanglinyibajiangtatuikai，saobaodedao：“woshishaoguanglin，zhengyiyuzhihuidehuashen”。
hanguangyileng，suijihahadaxiaodao：“laoda，yuanlainiyeshitongdaozhongren，womenhaizhenshicuokannile”。
piankezhihou，tazhuanguoletou，fuzhiyixiao，dao：“meinvmenhao，wojiaohanguang，zaisushepaixinglaoer，shencaiyuliliangdewanmeijiehe”。
“lundaowole，wojiaowujiangping，zaisushepaixinglaosi，shidezhitimeilaoquanmiantuchudewuhaoqingnian”。
hanguangyinu，xiulexiutadejirou，weixiedao：“zhuyinideyanci，yaoburan……”
wujiangpingshuangyanyideng，suihoujiangtouyiang，wangxianglelanyouyoudetiankong，dandandedao：“fuguibunengyin，weiwubunengqu，cinaidazhangfuye”！