第2章 第二章 极尽嘲讽

“ayi,ninshixinrandemuqinba?woyiqianjiandaoguonin,wozhuiqiuguoxinran,danshibeixinranjujuele,zuihouxinranxuanzeleguofei。”

赵磊故意说道。

tingjianzheihua,guofeidelian**lade,xiangshibeirenhenhenshanleyibazhang。

“shenme?!nizhuiqiuguoxinran,quebeixinranjujuele?zheiyatouzhenshi……”zhangmuniangqideliansefabai。

kanzherenjia,zaikankanguofei,tazhenxiangyibazhangluozaiguofeilianshang。

“nijiaozhaoleishiba?aiya,xinranmashangjiulai,yihuinigenxinranliaoliao?”

zhangmuniangzhidao,zheiyaoshipeiqian,kendingdebushao。

danjiranshitongxue,erqiezhiqianzhuiguosunxinran,neijiuhaobanle。

“guofei,nizheishizenmele,shangdaxuedeshihou,yiqifengfaa,xianzaizenmehunchengzheigediaoyangni?zenme,chuangyeshibaile?”

zhaoleishuozhe,goujiandabeide,jiuhaoxianggenguofeiguanxihenbucuoside。

deque,yiqianguanxitingbucuo。

danshiyinweisunxinrandeshiqing,fanmuchengchoule。

“hehe,chuangye?kaigepodidi,yigeyuezhuanneimesiwuqiankuaiqian。”zhangmunianglengchao。

赵磊眉头微微一皱。

shuoqilai,guofeigensunxinranjiehun,mandamansuanyejiuyiniandeshijian。

“neizenmeyanghaizia,zheidianqian,yigerendoubugouhuade。”zhaoleixiaodao。

郭飞没脸开口。

kezhangmuniangquejiweijiantan。

ziconggangcaizhaoleiyitiji,zhiqianzhuiqiuguosunxinrandeshiqingzhihou,zhangmuniangshenzhizaikaolvzhe,shibushinengrangguofeigensunxinranlihun,zhihoubazheigezhaoleizhaolaizuonvxu。

“nayoushenmehaizi,xianzaidouyijingkuailihunle。”

“ma,wogenxinranganqinghenhao,sheishuoyaolihunle?”

guofeizhoumei,zhangmuniangzenmezhangkoujiuhushuo?

zhaoleiyiting,dangjixiaoqilai。

“ayi,ninfangxin,xinranyoupiaoliangyouwenrou,zhenyaoshilihunle,kendingyoudeshinanrenzhuiqiuni。”

“ei?neiwojiaxinranyaoshidanshenle,nizhuibuzhui?”

“dangranzhuia,xinrankeshiwoxinmuzhongdenvshen。”

liangrenniyijuwoyijudishuozhe,pangbianyoumeishideren,yedoukaishikanrenaole,bijingzheizhongxima,kebushishenmeshihoudounengjiandaode。

guofeizaiyipangdoukuaiqizhale。

ketazongbunengdangzhezheimeduorendemian,genzhangmuniangchaojiaba?

“妈!”

zheishihou,sunxinranlaile。

sunxinranzhouzhemei,gangcaimuqingenzhaoleideduihua,tatingjianlebushao。

tayejuedeyouxiediulian,erqiegenglingtameixiangdaode,shiguofeijingranzhuanglezhaoleideche。

dangniantaxuanzelejiajiaiqing,jieguoxianzaikedaohao,xianshibandalian。

“xinran,nilaile,kuai,kuaigennilaotongxuexuxujiu。”shuozhe,sunmushijingjizijianvershiyanse。

“xinran。”guofeikanxiangsunxinran。

sunxinranhenhendidengleguofeiyiyan,kedangtamuguangzhuanxiangzhaoleideshihou,quehuanchenglexiaolian。

zheishideguofeidelian,rutongbeihenhenchoulejibazhangyiban,yizhenhongyizhenbai。

“xinran,haojiubujianle,nibiyiqiangengpiaoliangle。”

zhaoleidaliangzhesunxinran,buyoudetunlekoutuomo。

zheisunxinran,nandaoercifayule?

“zhaolei,zhenbuhaoyisi,zheige……zanmensileba,nikanzhei……”

jiexialaidehua,sunxinranyouxienanyiqichi。

“ai,shenmesilebusilede,suanleba,wokannimenyinggaiyeburongyi,guodetingbushundeba?”

zhaoleiyifudabaodalandeyangzi。

sunxinrankuxiao:“haixingba,jialiyudaodianshi。”

“niyebubixinliguoyibuqu,wanshangdeshihou,niqingwochigefan。zhiyuchezima,wojiuyiqijixiulesuanle,yebuyongnimennaqianle。”

shuodaozhei,zhaoleiyouyicikanxiangguofei。

“guofeiyetingku,zhuanqianburongyia,nikan,ershiduosuideren,wushiduosuidelian。”

guofeijinzuanzhequantou,zhenxiangshangquzazhaoleiyiquan。

raner,zhengdangguofeiqiangrenzhexinzhongdenuhuozhishi,queganshoudaoleyizhiwennuandeshou,qingqingpailepaitadequantou。

是孙欣然。

“gegugedeba,xiexienile,wanshangwoqingnichifan,daoshihouxiangliao。”

shuowan,sunxinrangenzhaoleijiaohuanlelianxifangshi,zhihoubianshangleche。

suishuochezishizhuangle,danquebingbuyingxiangxianzaikai。

……

“hehe,tongyangshidaxuebiye,rengenrendechaju,shizhendaa。”

zhangmuniangyishangche,jiulengchaorefengqilai。

“ma,shaoshuoliangjuba,zhaoleishijialiyouqian,yebushikaozhezijizhuanlaide。”

sunxinrankanleyiyanguofeidebiaoqing,zhidaoguofeixianzaixinqinghencha。

“qie,neirenjiayeshiyougehaodie,mouxierena,wojiubushuoshenmele,qiongdeyigeyuezhinengzhuanneimejiqiankuaiqian,zhendiuren,wodouranglinjumenneixiegelaotaitaijixiaohuasile!”

丈母娘越说越来气。

qishisunxinranyouhechangbushini?

tazhangdepiaoliang,xueligao,shencaihao,shengyinwenrou,zuokongjiedouyouxielangfei。

duoshaoshangwucangdenianqingjunjie,xiangyaoliugelianxifangshi,tadoujujuele。

duoshaomeitatiaojianhaodeguimi,doujiadebucuo,kepianpianta……

哎。

sunxinranwunaiditanlekouqi。

guofeijiansunxinranzheibiaoqing,xinlihennanshou。

tazuibuxiangkandaode,jiushisunxinranduitashiwang。

kezheiyiqieyebingbuguaita。

tabenlaiyoujihuifeihuangtengdade,quebeirenjipianle,chuangzuochengguobeirenduozou。

jieguorenjiaxianzaigongsizuodebuxiao,taquechenglegujiaguarenyige,yifenqianmeizhuandao,fandaoshizijineidianjixuquandoudajinqule。

“xinran,gangcaizhaoleishuole,niyaoshidanshenle,tajiuzhuiqiuni。”

cheshang,zhangmunianghuranmaochuzheimeyiju。

tingjianzheihua,guofeinuhuozhongshao。

“ma,wohaizaicheshangni,ninzenmenengshuozheiyangdehua?”

zhangmunianglengxiao:“guofeia,woyebushuobiedele,mingtianbushinigenxinranjiehunyizhounianjinianrima?dangchunideshiyan,nizijidianliangdianliangnengbunengzuodao,yaoshizheidianshiqingdouzuobudao,nizijidoumeilianjixugenxinranguoxiaquba?”

zheiyici,jiuliansunxinrandouchenmole。

jiehunzhiqian,shiguofeiqinzibaozhengde,yinianzhihou,yidingyaojitawushiwanzuoweipinli。

raner,taxianzaiquanshenshangxiajiaqilai,quelianwubaikuaiqiandoumeiyou。

sunxinranyaoleyaotou,zhijuedehuodetailei,yebuyuanyiduoshuole。

bazhangmuniangsongdaoyiyuanzhihou,guofeikanzhefujiashishangdesunxinran,xinyiheng,shuodao,“xinran,woyidinghuiduixianwodenuoyan,woduinidemeiyigechengnuo,wodouhuiduixian!”

“xingle,yaoshinengduixian,nizaojiuduixianle,xianzaisongwoqujichang,wolinshiqinggejia,wanshangpeizhaoleichigefan。”