【第6章】那就住你家吧

第六章:流氓住我家

“你怎么会在这?”

liangrenyikoutongshengdehedao,xuanjitongshifanyingleguolai,nvzishunjianbaozou,xiangzheyelangzhuiqu,yelangjimanghoutui!

“chouliumang,nijuranganduiwolaojiexiashou,nidanzigouda!”

“nibieyikouyigeliumanga,nizaijiao,xinbuxinwohailiuni?”

yelangyibianhanzhe,yibianpaodaoliyashanshenhou,liyashanjimangshuodao“lingfei,yelaoshi,zhei......”

“jie,nishankai,zheishigeliumang,songkainideshou,liwobiaojieyiwanmiyuan......”

“xiaozhang,nibietingzheinvfengziluanshuo,mingmingshiwojiudeta,xianzaiqueenjiangchoubao,shitaiyanliang,nongfuyushea......”

“你说谁是蛇?”

“woyoumeishuoni,jiusuanshisheyedingduoshigebabashe......”

“chouliumang,wogennimeiwan......”

hualuo,lingfeifenglesidechongxiangyelang,yelangjimangzangzailiyashanshenhou,liangrengezheliyashanyizhenchaonao,nongdeliyashanyizhentouda,renbuzhudaheyisheng“goule!”

“唰!”

liangrenshunjiananjinglexialai,liyashanmeimoujincu“feifei,nizenmezheimemeilimao,yelaoshishikeren!”

yelangzangzailiyashanshenhou,kandaolingfeianjinglexialai,dunshiyizhenziyaliezui,chongzhelingfeiyizhenjimeinongyan,lingfeinubukee,zhizheyelang“tashikeren?wo......dengyixia,laoshi?tashilaoshi?”

tidaolaoshizheijianshi,liyashanxinzhonghenshiqidai,yelangdechuxianjiletahenduodexiwang,kanleyixiayelang,weixiaodao“ng,yelaoshixueshiyuanbo,youzijideyitaodutedejiaoyulinian,youhenduowomenzhidexuexidedifang,tezhongshineizhongjiaoyujingshen,zhidewomenzunzhong!”

lingfeiwuyuwencangtian,youqishibiaojieneiqinglaideyanshen,ranglingfeiganjuedaoyizhenkongju“shanjie,niyidingshikanzouyanle,tanashishenmelaoshi,huotuotuodejiushiyigechouliumang!”

lingfeishuangshouqiayao,xingyandengyuan,aorendeqianshenyizhenqifu,yelangyifubeihedaodeyangzi,shenzijihutiezaileliyashanshenshang,rouruodao“xiaozhang,wopa!”

liyashanbeilingfeizheiyinao,bingweifaxianyuyelangzhijiandeaimei,daoshimanlianyihuo“feifei,nigenyelaoshishibushiyoushenmewuhui?”

liyashanweifaxian,lingfeidaoshikanlegeqingqingchuchu,haiceng,butingceng,neigewochuodesiyangzi,lingfeigangyaorenbuzhuhechi,tidaozhiqianfashengdeshi,lingfeishunjianyusaile,zheige**yelang,juranqinleziji,neikeshizijidechuwen,keshizheiruhegenbiaojieshuo!

shuoyoushuobude,damayouyoubiaojiechengyao,jintianzheichoushibaobulele,henhendedengleyiyanyelang,weileburangtazaizhanbiaojiebianyi,lingfeixinyoubugandehengdao“chouliumang,nijiwodengzhe!”

xuanjinuqichongchongnaqizijidebaozuodaoyipang,shenxingyizhenzhandou,xianranqidebuqing,yelangyiweizheliyashan,yifudesedemoyang,jianzhiranglingfeiqizhalefei!

“feifei,nidaodizenmehuishi,mankoubuzunzhong,genyelaoshidaoqian!”

bumingzhenxiangdeliyashanyouxieshengqile,lingfeiciciweihezheibanmeilimao,erlingfeiyeshenzhibiaojiedexingge,gangzhengbua,xinzhongjinshizijideyuanze,bingbuduozuoshenme,biyidekanleyiyanyelang“heng,yaowogentadaoqian,chufeitaiyangcongxibianchulai!”

“你!”

liyashanhuahaiweishuowan,yelangzhidaobiaoxiandejihuilaile,liuliandekanleyiyanliyashan,yiyibushedesongkailiyashan,shangqianyibudao“xiaozhang,daoqianjiububile,feifeiduiwoyouxiechengjian,wonenglijie,renzongshizaiwuhuiyubeiwuhuizhongchengzhangma,woyigedananren,duochengshouyixiemeishenmede!”

yelangyifanhua,shuodeliyashangengjiaxinshangtale,lingfeijianzhibeiqideqikongmaoyan,renzenmekeyi**daozheizhongchengdu,pianpianzijiwulifanbo,yinweizhihuiyinlaibiaojiegengdadefandan,suoxingrenzheyaozhezuichunbushuohua,shuangyanpenhuodekanzheyelang,yelangdaoshiwusuoweidetiaoletiaomei,zhalezhayanjing,lingfeichayidianjiubaozoule!

lingfeidebiaoxianrangliyashanmeimouyicu,xinzhonghenshiyihuo,zijizheigebiaomeijintianshizenmele,wunaiyaoleyaotou“yelaoshi,feifeiyantanshangdebutuo,wojinindaoqian......”

“xiaozhang,ninwuxuduolv,yebuyongkeqi,haizima,meishi,meishi!”

yelangzhuangzuolaochengdeyangzi,baibaishou,mingmingyulingfeiyibanda,queruzhangbeiyiban,lingfeishouzhongdezhiyijingbeiyidianyidianyaoyasisui,ruguoyanshenkeyisharen,yelangzaoyisilewanbanci!

“hao,yelaoshi,shiwojiaoqingle!”

liyashansongleyikouqi,dengleyiyanlingfei,xuanjimanlianweixiaodeshuodao“yelaoshi,ningangcaishuodewentiwokaolvleyixia,zaininzanshimeiyouzhaodaozhusuozhiqian,ninjiuxianzhuwojiaba!”

“你家?”

“你家?”

yelangyulingfeiyikoutongshengdao,rangliyashanshunjianyileng,yelangdunshijidongle,haiyouzheihaoshi,dangxiajiuxiangdaying!

“噌!”

lingfeizhijiejiucuanleqilai,biyelanggengjiajidong“buxing,jueduibuxing,bukeyi,jie,nishibushifengle,juranrangzheigechou......yigenanrenzhunijia,zheiweimianyouxiebufangbian!”

yishidaohuayubutuo,lingfeijimanggaikou,yelangzhifanbaiyan,nainaigexiongde,zenmenadouyouni,genniyoumaoxianguanxi!

yelangjimangdao“xiaozhang,feifeishuodeyouli,zheiyangmaomeidaraozhendehaome?keshizhubinguangengshibufangbian,kuangqiewohaimeilinggongzi,danshiwoyuanyiweilejiaoyuzuoxisheng,xiaozhang,meiguanxi,wozijijiejueba!”

liyashanbenlaihaiyouxieyouyu,tingdaoyelangcihua,dangjiyingdao“jiuzheimedingleba,zhuwojia,yelaoshi,weijiaoyuxisheng,wotongyangyiburongci!”

yelangzhuangzuoyilianweinandeyangzi,shijixinzhongyijingsisuozheliyashanxiwanzao,chuanzheshuiyi,toufahaishilulude,youqishineishuangzhangdeguofendedatui,zheiganjue,zhenguofena......

“buxing......”

yelanggangxiangzenmemianqiangdaying,lingfeiyishenghou,heleyelangyitiao,nainaigexiongde,zheiniangmenshibushiyoubing?shibushichengfengle,sibusiazheitiantiande!

“bushi,wodeyisishi,biaojie,nimeitianzheimeduoshi,mangqilaizijidougubushang,zheituranduoyigeren,kendingshibutaifangbiande,chouliu......yelaoshijiranyuanyiweiquziji,neizanmenjiuchengrenzhimei,jiyelaoshiyigebiaoxiandejihui,jiudiandeqianwomenbaoxiaobujiushile......”

kaokaokao,mashangjiuyaochengledeshi,bunengrangzheixiaoniangmenjijiaohuangle,rangyelangxiangbudaodeshi,liyashandaoshidianlediantou,zheirangyelangxinlianglebanjie“jiranzheiyang,neihaoba......lingfei,rangyelaoshizanshizhunijiaba!”

“啊?”