caochangbian，haogeneiqunxiaodimen，douyongyizhonghuojianguideyanshen，wangzheshenqiandeyefan。
tamendoushixuexiaolidehunzi，pingrilishuahendouyong，suandeshangshi“shenjingbaizhan”！
danshi，tamenquecongweijianguoyefanzheiyangdehenren，yiquanzhijiejiangrendafeiqi、bamiyuan，zheinandaoshizaipaidianyingme？
“啊啊啊……”
jiuzaizheishi，haogefachuleyizhensixinliefeidecanjiaosheng，cairangtamenhuiguoleshen，chongdaohaogedeshenbian，zhandoudishuodao：“dage，nimeishiba？”
zaijigexiaodidechanfuzhixia，haogehaoburongyizhanqileshen，yaoyaowangxiangyefan，yanzhongshanguoleyimokongjuzhise。
shenweishengqingniansandaduidezhuli，tayuanbiqitarengengjiaqingchu，yefangangcaineiyiquanyouduomekongbu！
yishijian，haogeturanxiangdao，jiaozijisandadejiaoliancengjingshuoguo，renwaiyouren，tianwaiyoutian，zaihuaxiayouxuduogulaodewuxueshijia，menxiadizideshiliyuanchaochuchangrenxiangxiang！
nanbuchengyanqiandeyefan，jiushichuanshuozhongwuxueshijiadedizi？！
yinianjici，haogeqiangrenzheguzhedetongchu，jichuyimoxiaorong，gongjingwubidishuodao：“yefan，abu——fange，zhiqianshiwomenyouyanwuzhu，maofanlenin，haiqingnindarenyoudaliang，fangxiaodeyima！”
qitajigexiaodijianhaogezheimebiaotai，ziranyediantouhayaode，mangbudiexiangyefanqiurao。
“滚！”
yefanlenglengtuchuyigezi，lianshangmeiyousihaodebodong，gaoshoufengfanshizu。
haogedengrenwenyan，rumengdashe，diaotoujiupao。
tamennalizhidao，yefanzhisuoyimianwubiaoqing，shiyinweitazijidoubeineiyiquandeweilisuozhenhan。
yefanwanwanmeiyouxiangdao，weilaobuguoshijiejizijibaiwanfenzhiyideliliang，jiuyourucishenwei！
neiruguoweilaohuifudaodianfengzhuangtai，qibushixiangshenhuazhongdexianrenneiban，paishandaohai、hufenghuanyu？
“haha……xiaofan，niyetaixiaoqiaobenzunleba！benzunkeshijiutianshidizhizhong，zuiqiangdebeichenxianzun，ruowozhonghuidianfeng，shouworiyuezhaixingchen，yinianzhijianwanwumie！”
“weilao，ruguonizhendeneimelihai，youzenmehuibeirendadeyuanshenchuqiao、taodaodiqiuni？”yefanfanerdao。
“咳咳……”
tingwenciyan，weilaogangadikesouleyishengdao：“benzunmeiyoubiedeaihao，weiduxiaishouzangdingjishenqi，sheizhineijidaxianzongdoushixiaoqigui，bukenbamenzhongshenqijiewoyiguan，yushiwobianzhideqinzidengmensuoyao！”
“woqu！nibajidaxianzongdouxijieyikongle？”
“shenmejiaoxijie？benzunbuguoshiwentamen‘jie’yixiabale，dabuleguogejibaiwannianhou，zaihaijitamen！”weilaomanbuzaihudao。
tingwenciyan，yefanzuijiaocheqileyimokuxiao，andaozheiweilaoxingshihaizhenshibadaoa！
“轰！”
jiuzaizheishi，tazhijuedeyanqianyihei，xiangshibeitaokonglequanshenliqiyiban，“putong”yishengtanruanzaidi，dongdanbude。
“weilao，zheishizenmehuishi？”yefanjingshengdao。
“xiaofan，nideshentitaiguochanruole，jinguangangcaijinchengshoulebenzunbaiwanfenzhiyideliliang，duinieryanyijiushimodadefudan！xiangyaotishengshili，shouxianyaoweinicuiticaixing！niquzhaolaiwannianqingyaoru、bimutiancao、xuanlingzhuguo，benzunqinziweinilianzhicuitidan！”
“weilao，nishuodeneixiedongxi，woquandoumeitingguo，yaoqunazhaoa？”yefanwunaidao。
“eduile，benzunwangjizheierkeshilingqikuifadediqiu，zheizhongtiancaidibaokongpaqianbainianlaicaiyoujizhu！zheiyangba，niqunongxieqiannianrencan、bainianlingzhilai，suiranxiaoguochadian，danyemianqiangnenggouzhunicuitile！haole，benzunjiexialaiyaojinru‘xiumian’zhuangtai，jizanyuanqi，dengnizhaodaoneixieyuancailiao，zaihuanxingwoba！”
huayingangluo，weilaodeqixibianchedirongrudaoyefanmeixinshenchu。
renyefanruhehuhan，yebucengchuxian。
huixiangzheweilaogangcaidehua，yefandezuijiaochuxianleyimokusedexiaoyi。
qiannianrencan？bainianlingzhi？
zheizhongbaobei，tazhizaidianyinglimiankandaoguo，xiangxiangdouzhidaojiazhiliancheng，zuibianyidoukongpadouyaojishiwan。raneryefanjiajingjiongpo，shenshanglianyibaikuaidounabuchu。
kanlai，xianzaizhuanqiancaishizuizhongyaodeshiqing！
danshitabuguoshigeputongdegaosanxuesheng，youyaocongnaliquzhuandaozheibijukuanni？
……
yibiansicunzhezhuanqiandefazi，yefanyibianxiangzhejiaoxuelouneizouqu。
jingguofangcaiyifanzheteng，yijingdaolewuxiushijian，dangyefanzoujinjiaoshideshihou，banhuasumandelianshang，liuluchuchayideshense，xiayishidituokouerchudao：
“ye……yefan，nizenmeyidiandoumeishi？”
“哦？”
yefanmeimaoyitiao，zuijiaogoulechuyimoxixuedexiaorong，dao：“sumantongxue，woyinggaichushenmeshime？”
“neige……bushi……”
sumanlianmangyaotoudao，tongshizhoujinlemeitou。
zaoshangyefanjingranganmatashi“choushuigoulideqiuyin”，zheirangtanubukee，suoyiguyidaohuayingjieneierqugaozhuang，shuoyefandiaoxita。
erqietayeqinyankandao，huayingjiezhaolailehaoge，ranghaogequhenhenshoushiyefanyidun。
zaisumankanlai，xianzaiyefanyinggaiyijingbeidadebiantilinshangle，meixiangdaoquehaofawushang。
gengrangsumangandaoqiguaideshi，yanqiandeyefan，sihugenzaoshangyouxiebutaiyiyang，shencaifeiyang，yiqifengfa，kanshangqushenzhiyaobiyinianqiangengjiacuicanduomu。
sumanyaoleyaotou，xindaogujishizijidecuojue，chongzhongjiushichong，buguoyigeshangwudeshijian，buguanyefanshenshangfashengzenyangdebianhua，doubukenengbideguoxiaocaohuayingjiede！
jiuzaizheishi，pangbianyigezhangdejianzuihousaidejiahuo，cuanlechulai，duizheyefanyinxiaodao：
“heng……yefan，shihuagaosunihaole，huashaoyijingzhaolehaogelaiduifuni，ruguonixianzaiguaiguaixiangsumanjieditourencuo，shuobudinghainengraoniyici！burandehua，daduantuidoushiqingde！”
“gouwei，nihaizhenshihuayingjiezuizhongshidegenbana，wokannigancuibiejiaogouwei，gaimingjiaogoutuizisuanle！”yefanlenglengdao。
yanqiandegouwei，naishihuayingjiedegenbanxiaodi，zheiyinianlaigouzhangrenshi，meishaoduiyefanlengchaorefeng。
cengjingdeyefan，wuligaibianzijiderensheng，zhinengyaozheyarenshouyiqie，danshixianzai，yinweiweilaodechuxian，quechedigaibianletademingyun！
jishixianzaiweilaoxianrule“xiumian”zhuangtai，wufazaichushoubangta，danshiyefanyebuyuanzaixiangrenherenditou！
lingyibian，gouweiquemeixiangdaoyefanhaiganhaizui，ziyaliezuidao：“haonigeyefan，fanletianleni，jintianwojiurangnichangchangwodelihai！”
gouweishuozhe，bianlunqiquantou，xiangzheyefanmianmenzalai。
danjiuzaizheishi，jiaoshimenkouquechuanlaiyidaoshihoubandepaoxiao：
“找死！”
zheishengyinrutongjingleiban，zaishineizhakai，gouweixiayishiditingzhulequantou，huitouyikan，quefajuehaogechuxianzailemenkou，buguociketadeyoushouyijingbanglebengdaiheshigao。
jiandaohaogedechuxian，gouweidelianshangfuxianchuyuandudexiaorong，zhigaoqiyangdichongzheyefandao：“yefan，meitingdaohaogedehuame，haibukuaishixiangdianguidiqiurao？”
tingwenciyan，yefanqueweiweiyixiao，qidingshenxiandishuodao：“gaiqiuraode，kongpashinicaidui！”
“chouxiaozi，sidaolintou，haiganzui——”
gouweiyijuhuahaimeishuowan，zhijuedeyizhenjingfengconghoufangxilai，taxiayishidizhuanguotou。
“啪！”
qingcuidebazhangsheng，xiangchequanchang。
zaisuoyourendezhumuzhixia，haogejingyongmeiyoushoushangdezuoshou，shanglegouweiyizhang。
gouweichedimengbile，tayibianwuzhelian，yibianjiejiebabadiwendao：“hao……haoge，huashaomingmingyaoduifudeshiyefanzheigechouxiaozi！”
zheishi，haogequedengzhetonglingdadeyanjing，yongzuoshouchezhegouweideyiling，paoxiaodao：“chouxiaozi，jingganduifangedongshou，haibukuaidianxiangfangedaoqian！”
ciyanyichu，quanchangzhenjing。
……
凡……凡哥？！
tingdaohaogedehua，bujinjinshigouwei，jiulianyipangdesumanhechangneisuoyouren，lianshangdouluchuchayiwubideshenqing，jianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo。
开什么玩笑？
haogezheizhongrenwu，keshishiwuliandingduandecunzai，zenmehuichenghuyefanwei“fange”ni？
ranerhaogedeweishelishizaishitaiqiangle，kandaotazheifuxiongsheneshadeyangzi，gouweidunshihededanzhanxinjing，mangbudiexiangzheyefanqiuraodao：“fange，wo——”
“彭！”
gouweigangyikaikou，naohouyouzaodaolehaogedeyijilizi。
“chouxiaozi，laozijiaofange，niyejiaofange，shibushixianggenlaozipingqipingzuo？jiao——fanye！”
haogedeshengyin，zaigouweideerpanzhakai。gouweilianseyinqingbuding，youyulepianke，haishimengdixiangyefanjulegegong，yongqianbeidaojidiandeyuqishuodao：
“fanye！gangcaishixiaodecuole，qiuqiunindarenbujixiaorenguo，bawodanggepijifangleba！”
kandaogouweizheifuyangzi，zhouweibushaorendoufachulexiaosheng。
eryefandexinzhong，queshiyizhentongkuai！
yinianlai，tahaishidiyicixiangjinrizheiyangyangmeituqi！
“xingle，gundanba！”yefanbailebaishou，suihouyouwangxianghaogedao：“niyezouba，meishideshihoubielaizhaowo！”
yefanbingbuxiangzaizheili，baoluzijideshili，neiyangyexuhuiyinqibubiyaodemafan。
xianzaitahaitaiguoruoxiao，zhengshitaoguangyanghui、jizanshilideshihou。
danjiuzaizheishi，sumanjingranzhudongniuzhexianyao，zoudaoletadegenqian，kaikoudao：
“yefan，wodaoshimeixiangdao，nijingranbajieshanglehaoge！shuoba，niyongleduoshaoqian，ranghaogepeiheniyanlezheichuxi！”
sumanciyanyichu，zhouweizhongrenxianshiyileng，suihouluchuhuangrandawudeshenqing。
gangcaifashengdeneiyimu，shizaishitaiguoguguaile！
tangtanghaoge，jingranhuiduiyefanzheizhongxiaojiaosefushouchengchen。
zaisumandexinzhong，zhiyouyigekeneng，neijiushiyefanxianghaogejingongleyibibufeide“baohufei”，suoyihaogecaihuizheimebangta。
duiyusumandezheifanchuaice，yefanziranbuxiejieshi，sheizhitaquegengjiabuyiburaodao：
“yefan，wozhidaoniyizhihaixihuanzhewo，xiangyaorangwoduiniguamuxiangkan！danwomenzhijianshibukenengde，jiusuannizhendepanshanglehaogedeguanxi，neiyouruhe，buguoshishangbudetaimiandehunzibale，genbenwufagenyingjiexiangbi！eduile……”
shuodaozheier，sumanturandunledun，yangzhexiuzhangdebozi，xuanyaodao：“yingjieganggangshuoguo，denggaokaojieshuzhihou，jiudaizhewoqumaerdaifudujia，haijiwomaibaobao！suoyishuonizheizhilaihama，haishibiemengxiangzhebaitianele！”
“heng……suman，nitaizizuoduoqingle！diyi，wogenbenmeizhaohaogeyanxi，xinbuxinsuini。dier，zaiwokanlai，shinipeibushangwocaidui！”yefanlenglengdao。
“好大的口气！”
tingleyefandehua，sumanxiangshizhalemaodemaoyiban，jianjiaodao：“yefan，nishibushizhuangbizhuangshangyinle，wopeibushangni？neinidaoshishuoshuo，zanmensuhangyizhong，sheipeideshangni？”
“suman，nibuguoshiwomen6bandebanhuabale！nenggoupeideshangwoyefande，zhishaodeshixiaohuazheigejibie！”
……
ciyanyichu，quanchangzhenjing。
suoyourendoubeiyefandekuangyansuozhenjingle。
suhangyizhongmeinvruyun，shenzhibuxunseyumouxieyishuyuanxiao，suoyixiaohuadejingzhengyefeichangjilie，shenzhihuiyou“sidaxiaohua”、“shidaxiaohua”zhileidepaiming。
danshisannianqian，dangyigemeiruotianxiandenvshengruxiaozhihou，xiaohuadeguiguan，jiumeiyoudiergerenxuan！
楚梦瑶！
duiyusuhangyizhongdenanshengeryan，nikenengbuzhidaorenkelaoshidemingzi，buzhidaoxiaozhangdemingzi，shenzhibuzhidaozijibanzhurendemingzi，danjueduibuhuibuzhidaochumengyao！
yinweitashizaishitaimeile！
erqietashenshangneigubushirenjianyanhuodeqizhi，jiuxiangshiyaochizhongzhuiluofanjiandexianzi，rangrengenbenbuganshengchuxieduzhixin！
buguochumengyaoshengxinggaoleng，xianglaiduinanshengbujiayanse。
chuanwenhuayunfeicengjingxiangyaozhuichumengyao，jieguoquepengleyibizihui。
erqiechuanwenchumengyaojiashifeifan，jiusuanhuayunfei，yebuganyongguojideshouduanbipotajiufan。
ranerxianzaiyefanqueshuo，zhiyouchumengyaopeideshangta，zaipangrenkanlaijianzhijiushichirenshuomeng！
“heng……yefan，niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaojingzi，bieshuochumengyaonengkanshangni，zhiyaojintiantagennishuoshangyijuhua，wojiudangchangbashoujijichile！”sumansiwujidandishuodao。
danjiuzaizheishi，jiaoshimenkou，queturanchuanlaileyidaorutongkongguhuanglibandeshengyin：
“qingwen……yefantongxueshinawei？”
xiayike，zhongrenshunzheshengyinwangqu，zhijianyigejuesejiarenchuxianzaineier。
sumansuandeshangshimeinv，ranergenyanqiandejiarenbiqilai，jianzhijiushishanjiyufenghuangzhijiandechaju，genbenbuketongrieryu！
zheibushixiaohuachumengyaome？
ta……zenmekenengzhudongguolaizhaoyefan？！