第5章吃饭

“ke”nianyujiangxiangshibeishiwukadaolehoulong,naqizhijincalecazui,junmeiweicu:“wo,yijinglaodaogennifuqinyigebeifenle?”

“e……”baihekanchuledalingdaolianshangdebuyue,xinlijiongdehenbudeyaoshezijin。

zenmenengbatagenfuqinzuobijiaoni,tingjiangyufeishuo,tajinnian36sui,zhijinweihun。jiangyufeizhisuoyihantaba,shiyinweitamuqinqushideshihoubatatuofujiletaeryi。

“nianshuji,ninwuhuile!wodeyisishi,woxianmuyufeinengyouninzheimenianqingdelaoba,nimenliangnashifunvlianga,mingxianshixiongmeiliang!buguowokana,gengxiangjiediliang!”

baiheyuwuluncidishuozhegongweidehua,keshihuashuochulai,tacaizhidaozijitaibushanzhangpaimapile!

“haha,”nianyujiangshuanglangdixiaoleyisheng:“neiwobushichengleqiannianlaoyaole?”

xiaowan,tazhaozhaoshouhanlaifuwuyuan:“youshenmetianpin,jizheiweixiaojieshangyifen!”

fuwuyuanxiaoyingyingdidakaijingzhidecaidandishangqu:“womennongzhuangmaidezuihaodetianpinjiushizheigemuguadunxueha,muguashiyuanzilizijizhongde,chuntianranwuwuran,juyoufeichanghaodeyangyanhezengjianvrendi2tezhengdegongneng。”

“hao,jiulaizheigeba!”nianyujiangheshangcaidan。

wenyan,baihegangnaqikuaizideshoubutingshihuandizhandouleyixia,kuaizicubujifangdicongshoulihualechuqu,“pada”diaozaizhuoshang,shunzheguanghuadezhuomiangunlexiaqu,luodaoletadequnzishang。

buyaoba……yangyanjiuyangyanma,fengshenmexionga!

“huanfukuaizi。”nianyujiangfenfufuwuyuan。

“meishi!neigeshenme,tianpinjiubuyongla,wojianfei,buchitiande!”baihegubushangqunzishangdewuzi,lianmangchongfuwuyuanbaishou,lianshangjijushengwen,tajuedecikezijidelianyidingbizhuoshangneifenhongjiuyafuhaiyaohongdeyaorao!

jingyedefuwuyuanlimaodijieshidao:“womendeshicaizuochulaidetianpin,kouganxini,nenhuakekou,erqieshijingguozhileitangleidehegehuayan,meiyourenhefuzuoyong。”

baihekanzhenianyujiangpinpindiantou,aonaodiyaoleyaoya,zhihaocongyafenglijibuqingyuandituchujigezi:“haoba,xiexie。”

fuwuyuancaizhegaogenxiedadadazoule,nianyujiangkanzhebaihe,minchunxiaozheyaoleyaotou:“nimennvhaizia,jiusuanshishouchengyaqian,yedebajianfeijinxingdaodi。”

什么,牙……牙签?

baiheshengshengtunxiachadiantuchulaideyikouxue,xiayishididitouxiangyilingkanqu。

suiranbushiefg,danbiqiahaishichuochuoyouliaoba!baizaijintianchuanleyijiankuansongdetxu,wanquanmeiyougoulechutazheijiusuanbushida“s”yejueduikeyichengdeshangshixiao“s”deshencai,zaizenme,yebuzhilunluodaofengxiongdedibuba?

yaomingdeshi,haishiyigenanrenjizijidiande!

zuiyaomingdeshi,zheigenanrenhaishizijizuizuidingtoudedaboss!

zuizuiyaomingdeshi,zheigedabosshaishiyigeshuaideguofenjutideren!

jushoutouzujiansanfazheyizhongzhixing、shenshideqizhihewennuandeqinheli,wenrunruyazhongyousihutouzheyushengjulaidebaqi,danyoubuxiangqitadalingdaoneiyangmianruobingshuangyaobukeji。

toutoudijidalingdaotieshanglejige“biaoqian”,baihejuedelianshanggengtangle,mangjuqijiubei:“xiexienianshuji,wojingnin。”

nianyujiangduanqijiubei,raoyouxingqudiwen:“nijiulianghenhaoma?”

“hai,haicouhe……”baihexinxudeminleyikoujiu。

couhe?hehe,haizhengouweiwande。couhedeheduoshao,cainengzuichengdongshoudaren,youshenzhibuqingdipashangbierendechuang?zhenshiyigebuzhisihuodeyatou!

nianyujiangbudongshengsedigoulegouchunjiao,danhaishibeimingandebaihekandaoletamouzilidexiaoyi,zenmekandouchongmanlexixue。

heng,zheishizaichaoxiaobenxiaojiedejiuliangma?

baihebufuqidizaiciduanqigangfangxiadejiubei:“zaijingnin,yihouninjiushiwomenyanjiuyuanzuidadelingdaole,haiqingninduopipingzhidao!”

taturanjuedezijiyeyouliuxupaimadeqianzhi!

“e?”nianyujiangyanzhongxiaoyigengnong,qingzhuoyikoujiu:“tingyufeishuonizaijinimenyuandangweishujizuomishu,xiangnizheimenianqingdenvhai,meiyoujigeyuanyijilingdaoduanchadaoshuixiegaozizuofuwugongzuode,nidaoshigeliwai。”

“meibanfa,daxuedeshihoududejiushizheizhongmeiyongdewenmizhuanye,haiyibuxiaoxinduleqinian。”

baiheserandipiepiezui,xiangqiganggangguoqudeneiqinian,ganjuexinshangneidaoyijingjielebadeshangkouyouyinyinyouzhongpotuerchudechongdong,tadeshoubuzijuedizaizhuoxiajinjinjiuzhulequnzi。

lianshangshiweixundehongyun,zhijiequeyinyongliguodufanzhekepadecangbai。

liangjiu,kanzhetayoudianshishen,nianyujiangqingleqingsangzi,“chenrechidiandongxi,worangsijisongnihuiqu。jiujiubiehele,nvhaizishaohedianjiu,youqishidandugennanrenzaiyiqideshihou,henrongyichikuide!”

baihemangbudieditaiqitoulai,caikandaoneifenbeifuwuyuanchuidetianhualuanzhuidemuguadunxueha,buzhiheshiyijingbaizailezijiyanqian,tayishenbuhangdinaqishaozi,ditouxiaokouxiaokouchiqilai。

nianyujiangqingxiaozheyangleyangmei,nandaogangcaineijuhua,rangtaxiangqilejigeyueqiandeneigewanshang?he,wuyuanwugushangwoyibazhang,wobujijiaodishouliuniyiwanyejiubale。jurandiertianyishengbuxiangdipaole,haiyikouqicongzongbuduodaoleqshilai。

xiaoyatou,jiranshijiezheimexiaorangwoyouyudaoni,neijiubieguaiwomanmanqubaoneiyibazhangdechou!

diertianshizhoumo,baiheyikouqishuidaoleziranxing,kandaojiangyufeikongdangdangdechuangpu,caixiangqitazuotiandayinglelaomazheigezhoumoyaohuijia。

shoujigangdakai,jiukandaozhenbaiyangfalaideduanxin:meimei,ruguobuxiangbeilaomalaquxiangqin,zheizhoumojiubiehuilaile。guoliangtian,gegequnimendanweikanni。

bukuishicongxiaodaodazuitengzijideqingea!baihexinliananqingxing,lianmangpapapahuileyitiaoduanxinguoqu:qinaidelaoge,wozheizhoumojiaban,bangwozhuangaolaobalaoma,woxiazhouhuiqu。

yixiangqineigemeitianbayouxiandejingli,quanbutourudaolewuxiandiweibazijideguinvjiachuqudelaoma,baihewanbanwunai,huijiade**shunjianhuifeiyanmie。

kanzhezhenbaiyangfalaide“ok”,taqingsongdituleyikouqi,guandiaoshouji,daotoujixushuiqu。

biqinvrenmendouxihuandeshuakaxiaofeiguangspa,baihegengxihuanyongshuijuelaitianchongsuoyoukongxiashijian。zheizhonghuanbaojienengdeaihaocongzhongxueshidaijiuchujianduanni,bingqieyixinyiyizhongzhenbuyudijianchilexialai。