第1章 帝师出山!

“dishishenyunwunian,tongyangxiaoshilewuniandedishishoutu,jirendishiqinshanhezhongyuchushan,daxianshenwei,yizhanghuangzhibianjiangdaxiashoufumakangdedushengnvmaqianqianguaibingyihao,zhenzhenshiqingchuyulanershengyulan,xingweirumeidishizhenchuan!”

kanzhedianshishangdexinwenlianbo,zhouyumeizhuantoudingzhezaiweishengjianxiyifudenvxuqinshanhedashengdezhoumadao:“wozhenshidaolebabeizimeile,tongyangdoujiaoqinshanhe,renjiashidishi,jiuleshoufuainv,xiangshouronghuafugui,nigefeiwuchulehuixiyifuzuofan,haihuiganshenme?”

“ma,niyoumajiefuganshenme?jiefuzheimedaderenle,nizhengtianmata,chenghetitonga!”

linyouyikanzhezhouyumei,zhoumeishuodao:“zaishuolejiefuzheixieniandangniuzuomadezhaoguwomenyijia,meiyougonglaoyeyoukulaoa!”

“zhaoguwomen?womenshimeiguantachifanma?bushiwomenjiayangzheta,jiutaneifeiwuzaojiuesile!”

zhouyumeilenghengyisheng,kanzheqinshanhehoudao:“biexile,laoniangwoele,ganjinzuofanqu!”

“是,妈。”

qinshanhedianlediantou,xilexishoujiuchaozhechufangzouqule。

zoujinchufangli,qinshanheyaotoukuxiaoyisheng。

youreleyishenmafan,yaobushikanzaitashifuqianmakangyigerenqingdefenshang,qinshanheshijueduibuhuimaoxianqujiumaqianqiande。

wunianqian,qinshanhedeshifudiyibailingqirendishi,weihuzhudaxialongmai,pingyirenlikangqiguofengshuidashi,zhankuangcanlie,yishenyunweidaijia,jiangqiguofengshuidashijinshujibai,caideyihuzhulongmaipingan,baoyoudaxiabainianchangsheng!

neichangdazhan,qinshanheyecanyule,zuihouguantoubushishifubaotazhouquan,tayebisiwuyi。

shifulinsizhiji,rangtayinzangshenfendaoqingzhouzhaolaoyoulinlangtianbihu,linlangtianzhijiejiangsunnvlinyouxinxupeijileqinshanhe!

qinshanhehelinyouxinjiehunmeiduojiu,linlangtianbiansashouguixi。

zheiwunian,qinshanheyizhizaizhefu,yilaishipaqiguofengshuishiganjinshajue,erlaiqinshanheyizhizairenrufuzhongtoutoufayu,tayidingshijiangneiqiguofengshuishishourenlejishifubaochou!

qinshanhezaichufangqiezhecai,linyouxinxiabanhuilaile。

linyouxinhuanshangtuoxie,jiangbaofangxia,kandaoqinshanhezaichufanglimang,tatanlekouqi,zhijiezouleguoqu。

“我帮打下手!”

“laopo,buyong,shangleyitiandebanle,niquketingxiuxixiuxi,womashangzuohaofanle。”

qinshanheliezuixiaolexiao,jinguanzheigejializhangmunianghenkebo,dantalaopolinyouxinduitayizhihaibucuo。

huanweisikaoyixia,ruguozijishilinyouxinzhipayeshoubulezijizheigekanshangquruciwonangdelaogongba,danlinyouxinquecongshizhizhongdoumeiyouxianqiguoziji!

linyouxinyequeshileile,tadianlediantou,chaowaimianzouqu。

“laopo,yudaoshenmekunnanlema?jiwoshuoyixia,huoxuwonengbangni!”

qinshanhekanzhelinyouxinwendao。

linyouxinjiaobudunleyixia,buguohaishiyaoleyaotou。

taqueshiyudaolekunnan,yadetadouyaochuanbuguoqilaile,dantameiyoujiqinshanheshuo,zhuyaoshuoleyounengyoushenmeyongni?

“nigefeiwuhaiyoulianduowen?hainengbangmang?nibanggepimang!”

zhouyumeidabuzouleguolai,kanzheqinshanhejifengdexiaodao:“youxinbushuo,wolaishuo,xianzaiyouxinguanlidelinjiajianzhugongsibeiqingzhousidajiazuzhiyidetangjiadaya,tangjiajiazhutangmingneigelaobusidedongxiyangyanbixurangyouweipeiyigeyue,buransantianneijiubalinjiajianzhugongsijiwajiele!”

“ma,xingle,nijitashuozheixieyoushenmeyisima?”

linyouxinshenxiyikouqi,kanzhezhouyumeidashengshuodao。

“tazijiwende,tabushixiangzhidaoniyudaoshenmekunnanlema?tabushiyaobangnima?wodangranyaojitagejihuile!”

zhouyumeilenghengyisheng,kanzheqinshanhe,houdao:“xianzaiwogaosunile,niqujiejueba,feiwudongxi,meibenshijiujilaoniangditouhayaodeguaiguaidangnidehabagou!”

“xingle,ma,nishihaixianwobugounanshoushiba?nishixiangrangwosima?”

linyouxindengzhezhouyumeibengkuidehoudao,houwanzhihoujiukuzhechaowoshipaoqule。

“meiyongdedongxi,nizenmebuqusi,lianzijidelaopodoubaohubule,nisuangegoupinanrena!”zhouyumeiehenhendezhouma。

qinshanhegenbenmeiyoulihuizhouyumei,zhuanshenhuidaochufangli,nachuleyizhizaishenshang,congweikaijideyigelaonianji。

kaijizhihou,laonianjiliyitiaojiezheyitiaodeduanxin,yigejiezheyigedeweijielaidiandouchaoshuiyibandeyonglechulai,zhijiebashoujijikasijile。

qinshanhezaicibashoujikaiji,zhaodaobeizhutangmingdelianxiren,zhijiefalegeduanxinguoqu。

tangmingershinianqianhaishiyigeyaofandeqigai,shishifuyishoudianhualeta,rangtacongqigaiyiyuechengweilerujindeqingzhousidajiazuzhiyi!

meixiangdaorujinjingrandandawangweiganqiruzijidelaopo,dangzhenshiqianshoushi!

qingzhouzhongxinfurenqudeyidonghaohuazhaiyuanli,tangmingtangzaiyuanzidewutongshuxia,manlianqieyidehezhecha。

tashenpangyigeqingnian,kanzhetaxiaozheshuodao:“yeye,linyouxinnei**chengbuleduojiule,fangxin,zuiduoliangtian,takendinghuiditoude,daoshihouyeyenijiunengpinchangneigeyouwule!”

“嗯,干的不错。”

tangmingdianlediantou,xiangqilinyouxinneienadeshenzi,taxinjiuyangyang,nengbunenghuanfadierchun,quankanzheilinyouxinle。

jiuzaizheishi,tahuailideyigelaonianshoujituranxiangleyisheng!

tangmingxianshiyileng,ranhoulikezuozhileshenzi,yilianbigongbijingdejianglaonianjitaolechulai。

“dishidarendeduanxin!”

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“dishidaren,nei,nei,neilinyouxinjingranshidishidaren……”

“yeye,ni,nizenmeshuaidaole?”

qingnianlianmangdunxiashenziqufutangming,tangmingzhijieyibazhangshanzaileqingniandelianshang,manlianzhennudehoudao:“nigechusheng,wodouduodadenianjile,nihaizaijiwosongnvren,woshansinigebuxiezisun!”

shuozhe,tangmingyibazhangjiezheyibazhangdechaozheqingnianlianshangmengshan!

qingnianbeishandebiqinglianzhong,rendoushale,zhanshengdao:“yeye,ni,ni,zheishinirangwobangnizhaodea!”

“bizui,nigechusheng,mashanggenzhewoqulinxiaojiejialidangmianxiaguichanhui!”