qinshanhezheibianhuagangluoxia,zhangmuniangzhouyumeijiuyilianjifengdekanzheqinshanhelengxiaodao:“shini?shinigepia!nigefeiwuyebusaopaoniaozhaozhaojingzikankannineifeiwudeyang,haigandayanbucandechengrena,nigaoxiaobugaoxiao?nishuozheizhongdahuajiubupashandaonideshetouma?”
“benlaijiushiwo,bushiwo,neinishuoshishei?”qinshanhekanzhezhouyumei,zhoumeishuodao。
“shishei?dangranshiwochengqianchengdashaole!”
zhouyumeichaozheqinshanhefanlegebaiyan,ranhouganjinkanzhelinyouxinshuodao:“nvera,ganjinde,xianzaimashanglikequjiqinshanheneifeiwulihunqu,jiajichengdashao,tianni,yuanbenwoyiweiwoneiguimijiwojieshaodegenvxubukaopuni,meixiangdaojingranzhenshigedalaozhongdedalaoa,jingranrangtangjiazhudoulaiwomenjiaxiaguizhandoule!”
“ma,nihushuoshenme?shenmechengdashao?”linyouxinzhoumeikanzhezhouyumei。
“woyigehenduonianmeilianxideguimi,qianjitianturanlianxiwo,shuotarenshiyigewaishengdedajiazudeshaoye,neishaoyetebiexihuanni,womeidanghuishi,bijingwoneiguimihenbukaopu。”
zhouyumeimeikaiyanxiaodekanzhelinyouxinshuodao:“neibushitangjiazhuweixierangnipeiyigeyuema?wojiulianxilewoguimijieshaodechengdashao,wobashiqingjichengdashaoyijiang,dangchangchengdashaojiujiwoshuohenjiandan,jiaojitale,tahuirangtangjiazhulaidaoqiande,womeixina,bijingtangjiazaiwomenqingzhouneikeshiyizuowurennengkuayuededashan,meixiangdaozheiwanshangjiulaidaoqianle,zhenshirangwojingxia,womenjiazheibazhenshibaoshangdatuile,jinguixuzhongdejinguixua!”
“zheidoushinidecaixiangeryi,nixianzaijitalianxi,wenwenta,daodishibushitabangdemang!”
qinshanhexiaole,zheizhangmuniangzhenshigejipina,taihuiziwolianxiangleba!
“nigefeiwuzhenshibujianguancaibudiaoleia,xing,woda,woxianzaijiuda!”
zhouyumeijifengdekanleqinshanheyiyan,nachushoujilikejiujichengqiandaleguoqu。
henkuai,dianhuajiujietongle。
gangjietong,zhouyumeijiuduizheshoujishuodao:“chengdashaoa,shinibangdemangma?ganggangtangjiazhuqinzilaishangmendaoqianle,haishiguixiaqiuwomenyuanliangni!”
“e,shenme,qudaoqianle?haiguixiale?”
shoujilichuanlaiyidaojingyadeshengyin。
“shia,chengdashaonandaobushinibangdemangma?”zhouyumeitingdaoshoujilichuanlaidekouqi,zhoumeiwendao。
“shiwoa,wozhiqianjiwoyeyeshuoleyixia,woyeyeshuotangmingzheixiaoziqianshoushile,yaoqiaodatangming,meixiangdaozheimekuaitangmingjiuqudaoqianle。”
“hahaha,wojiuzhidaoshichengdashaonibangdemang,chengdashaonifangxin,youxinsuiranheqinshanheneifeiwujiehunle,buguotamenyizhidoushiqingbaide,qinshanheneifeiwudoushishuichuangxiamiandadipude,wozheijiurangtamenlihun,youxinfeinibujia!”
zhouyumeimanlianxianmeideduizheshoujishuodao:“chengdashao,nizaiqingzhouma?womenquanjiaqingnichidunfana?bijingnibanglezheimedademang,erqienihainengheyouxinlianluolianluoganqingni!”
“womeizaiqingzhou,zheiyang,mingtianba,xingbuxing?”
“hao,chengdashao,mingtian,woanpai,dingwomenqingzhouzuihaodekaisadajiudian!”zhouyumeiheiheixiaodao。
“xing,neimingtianzailianxi。”
“haode,neijiubudaraochengdashaole。”
zhouyumeiguaduandianhua,jingxidezhijiedoutiaoleqilai。
“tianni,laotianyezhenshijuanguwomenjiaa,jiwomenjiasonglaizheimeyigechaojijinguixua!”linyouxinyilianyansudekanzhezhouyumei,shuodao:“ma,nibiehushuobadaole,wobuhuiheshanhelihunde,gengbuhuijiajishenmechengdashao!”
“sha?nishibushifengle?taqinshanhepeibushangle,lajifeiwujiusuanle,xianzaijuranhaixuehuilesahuang,nigaosunikanshangtanalile?”
zhouyumeikanzhelinyouxin,shengqideshuodao:“chengdashaokeshinidejiumingenrena,bujiajitanihuihouhuide,zheishilaotianyecijinidebukeduodedejihui!”
“我不离婚!”
linyouxinyaozhezuichun,yilianguzhideshuodao。
“xingxingxing,woyelandejinifeihuale,mingtianqingchengdashaochifan,nikankanrenjiachengdashaoneifengduneiqiyunnijiuzhidao,qinshanhezheifeiwushiyouduolajile!”
zhouyumeiqidenaoqiaodouyunle。
“qingkewobuqu,nizijiqujiuxingle。”linyouxinyaoleyaotou,shuodao。
zhouyumeiqihuhudehoudao:“nibixuqu,renjiachengdashaobanglenizheimedademang,nibuqudangmianganxieyixiachenghetitong?”
“youxin,quba,woyeyiqiqu,wodaoshihenxiangjianjianneichengdashaoyouduodadefengduheqiyun!”
qinshanhedandanyixiao,kanzhelinyouxinxiaodao。
“dui,niyedequ,heng,meiyouduibijiumeiyoushanghai,nidaoshihaohaokankan,tongyishinanren,weishenmenijiushigefeiwua!”
tingdaoqinshanheyaoqu,zhouyumeidunshijiuqixiaole。
linyouxinkanleqinshanheyiyan,meiyouduoshuoshenmele,zheishizaibazijiwangwaimiantuima?zijiweiletadingzhuzheimedadeyali,jieguotalaiyijuquba?
“yumeia,nikankan,nimenjiarenshizheimedaderenwu,zenmeyebujijialirenshuoyixiaa,haiwomendajiadoutiyouxindanxinni!”
zhanglanmanlianduixiaodekanzhezhouyumei,bajiedeshuodao:“yumei,zhenxianmunia,juranyougezheimehaodejinguixu,yihoufadalekedetixietixiewomenjiaa!”
“gun,tixiegepi,heng,zhiqiannibuhaixiaozhangdeyaobawomenjiadefangzichezicunkuandoujishouzouma?”
zhouyumeilenghengyisheng,yilianaorandekanzhezhanglan,shuodao:“congxianzaikaishi,womenjiahelinjiameiyourenheguanxile,zanmenyidaoliangduan!”
“shenzia,womenlaijinimenjiakaiwanxiaode,nikebiedangzhena,zanmendoushiyijiaren,nalinengshuoliangjiahuaa!”
linyankanzhezhouyumei,manlianxianmeidexiaodao:“fangxinba,shenzi,nainaiyaoshizhidaonimenjiayougezheimelihaidenvxu,kendinghuibalinjiasuoyoudegongsidoujiaojiyouxinguanlide!”
“qie,xianzaixiangqilaishiyijiarenle?”
zhouyumeifanlegebaiyan,manlianaorandeshuodao:“zhiyunishuodelinjiadeneixiegongsi,buhaoyisi,womenjiaxianzaikanbushangle,wojinguixucongshouzhifenglilouchulaiyidianyemiaoshazhenggelinjiale,yaozhidao,wonvxujiayijuhua,jiushitangjiajiazhudoudelaixiaguidaoqian!”