第一章草菅人命
zhongzhengjianhushidebingchuangshang，yechenhualezhengzhengbangexiaoshicaiquedingyijianshi，zijitangtangxianjiedebeimingxiandizhongshengle，erqiezhongshengdaoleyigeyuzijitongmingtongxingdefeiwuzhuixushenshang。
ronghezheijushentizhurendejiyihou，yechenbujinkuxiao。
zheijushentidezhurenyechen，chushengzaiyigeputongjiating，daxueshiduibanhuazhangqiantingaimunanshe，fengkuangdangqiletiangou，biaobaiwushuci，beijujuelewushuci，zhongyuzaiyinianqiantaruyuanyichangdejiajilezhangqianting。
bucuo，shijia，chengweilezhangjiadezhuixu。
yinianqianzhangqiantinghuanshangbaixuebing，yechenzhudongyaoweizhangqiantingxianchugusui，haibieshuozhendehaoqiao，tadegusuifeichangshihezhangqianting，erzhangqiantingweilehuoming，yuyechenlingzhengjiehun。
gusuiyizhichenggonghou，jingguoyiniandeliaoyang，zhangqiantinghuodelekangfu，eryechendeemengyejiulailinle。
santianqian，zhangqiantingtichuleyaoyuyechenlihun，yechenshoubulezheimedadedaji，bianfuyongledalianganmianyaoerbeisongjinyiyuan。
banxiaoshiqianyechenyijingsiwang，fouzeyebuhuibeibeimingxiandiyechenjietizhongsheng。
“xiongdi，fangxindequba，congxianzaikaishi，wohuidaitinihuochuyigexingaodu，rangnidemingzichexiangdiqiu。”
yechenzuijiaofanqiyigehudu。
xiandizhihunshangcun，suiranzheijuroutihenfei，dantayouzixinnengjiangzheijushentidazaochengwushangdaoti，ranhouzhongfanxianjie，jianghaitadujieshibaidesuoyourenyiwangdajin。
咯吱！
jiuzaizheishi，bingfangdemenbeidakai，yigeshencaihuobaodeyaoyannvzi，wanzheyigegaodadexizhuangnanzizoulejinlai。
“yo，wohaiyiweinisile，meixiangdaonideminghaitingda，zheidounenghuoguolai。”
zhangqiantingyouxiejingya，tabenlaishixiangchenyechenhairehu，yongyechendeshouzailihunxieyishushangenshouyin，miandebeifukesizhangfudehuaimingsheng，meixiangdaoyechenjiranyijingsuxingguolaile。
suoxingtabianconglvbaozhongtaochulihunxieyishu，zoudaobingchuangpang，shuodao：“bashouyinenle，daoshinixiangzenmesiwobuguan，miandenimaneigefengpozishangwojialaiyoukuyounao，buzhidaoderenhaiyiweishiwohaisideni。”
“nidemingshiwojide，nijiuzheimehenxinzheiyangduidaiwo？”yechenwendao，taxiangzhidaozheinvrendexindaodiyouduohei。
zhangqiantingchixiao：“shuodehaoxiangmeiyouniwohuisiside，shihuagaosuni，shaojiedezhiwohuanbaixuebing，zaimeiguohuazhongjinweiwoxunzhaopeiduidegusui，zainidegusuiyizhijiwolianggeyuehou，shaojiejiuzhaodaoleshihewodegusui，suoyijiusuannimeiyoujiwogusui，wozhaoyangbuhuisi，haishihuixiangxianzaiyiyanghuodejianjiankangkang。”
“lianggeyueshijian，zuyirangnideaixibaokuosanquanshen，jiusuanyizhigusuichenggong，cuoguozuijiazhiliaoshijian，haishiyoufufadefengxian，shuodaodi，nideminghaishiwojide。”yechenshuodao。
yipangdeliushaojienudao：“made，bieyiweinishijiushizhu，laoziyoudeshiqian，jiusuanmeiyouniqiantingzhaoyangnenghuodehaohaode。daoshinizheizhilaihamahaixiangchitianerou，jiunizheizhonghuoseruzhuiputongjiatingrenjiadouxianqi，haixianglaizaiqiantingjiachiruanfan，kuaijilaozizailihunxieyishushangenshouyin，fouzelaozinongsini！”
“jiushi，ruguobushiyinweinijilewogusui，woyaoshigennizheizhongfeiwujiehun，wobamadounengdasiwo，nizhibuzhidaowobamaduoexinni？qiongbiyige，jishaojietixiedoubupei，haixianglaiwojiachiruanfan，rangnigenwolihunhaixunsimihuo，ganjinenshouyin，kandaoniwodouxianexin。”zhangqiantingyifujiansuankebodezuilian。
yechenmilemiyan：“wosuanshikanqingnile，yongbuleduojiunijiuhuihouhuijintiansuozuodejueding。”
shuowan，yechenzailihunxieyishushangenleshouyin，ranhoujianglihunxieyishurengxiangzhangqianting。
“hu！zhongyukeyigenzheigefeiwupieqingfuqiguanxi，taigaoxingle！”zhangqiantingbaozhulihunxieyishuzhangshuyikouqi，lianshangmanshixinxihejidongzhise。
“jiwogunchuqu。”yechenmeihaoqidao，ruobushitaxianzaishenzixuruodehen，erqieyemeiyouxiuwei，fouzejueduihuizaizhangqiantingchouedezuilianshangliuxiayijierguang。
“woweishenmeyaogunchuqu，nisuanshenmedongxi？”zhangqiantinglengxiaodao：“shihuagaosuni，woxiageyueshiwujiuyaoyushaojiejiehunle，nishibushihenshangxin，tebienanguo？ruguoshidehua，keqianwanbiezaiwoheshaojiejiehunneitianqusi，miandejiwomenzhaorelaihuiqi。”
jiezhe，tayoudangzheyechendemianwanzhuliushaojiedegebo，sajiaodao：“shaojie，genneigefeiwujiehunwodoubuhaoyisibanhunli，xiageyueshiwuzanliangdahun，nikedejiwozhunbeiyichangnanwangdehunlia。”
“fangxinbabaobei，daoshiwohuibaoxiayihaogongguan，weinijubanyichangjiangzhouyoushiyilaizuishengda，zuihaohua，zuihongdongdehunli。”
“zheikeshinishuode，yidingyaoshuodaozuodaoe！”
“dangranle，dingduohuayigeyieryi，zheidianqianduiwoliujialaishuoxiaocaiyidie。”
“me！neiwohuixingfuside！”
“dongfangshinihuigengxingfude。”
“讨厌啦你！”
“......”
liangrendangzheyechendemianhaoyizhenqinni，fangfoyaoqisitayiban，zuihouzaiyechendeyouyuandemuguangxiayangzhangliqu。
“呸，奸夫**。”
liangrenliquhou，yechencuileyikou。
“daoshiwohuirangniliangdehunlichengweijiangzhourendexiaohua。”
lixiageyueshiwuhaiyouershiduotian，erzheixieshijianzugourangyechenbiandeqiangda，zuyichishanggenggaojideruanfan。
pingjieyiqianyechendejiyi，takeshiqingchujiangzhousidajiazuzhiyiqinjiayinshengyangshuai，yutatongbeidejibendoushinvhai，suiranyouyigenanhai，danchoumingyuanyang，nankandaren，weilejiazudexianghuonenggouyanxuxiaqu，qinjiamuqianzuiquedejiushiyigeshangmennvxu。
erqinjiadezhangnvqinluoxueyouzhangdeguosetianxiang，beijiangzhouwushuguizuzidisuochuixian，zhiyaoxiageyueshiwutayuqinluoxuebahunliyiban，jiangzhoushangliushehuinalihaiyourenhuiqucanjiawushaojieyuzhangqiantingdehunli？
erqiezheiyekeyihenhendedazheiduijianfu**delian。
“就秦洛雪了！”
yechenxinzhongyijingzuoxiajueding，lizhichidingzheiwanruanfanle。
laozishiqiongbizenmele？nizhangqiantingbuyaowo，renjiajiangzhoudiyimeinvqinluoxueyaowo。
laozishiqiongbizenmele？niliushaojieyouqianyejiuqugeliyidenvren，laoziliguohundeqiongbiquenengjiajijiangzhouyouqianyoushidenvren。
qisinimenzheiduijianfu**。
zheishihouyigenvhushizoujinbingfang，dangkandaoyechenyijingsuxing，tadelianshangdunshifuxianchunongnongdejingyazhise。
“yi，yechennijingranxinglaile，haizhenshigeqijia。”
nvhushimingjiaolinkeke，shiyechenduyixuexidetongbantongxue，gengshitadelinju，xiaoshihoutaliangdouchuankaidangkushi，bicihaiyanjiuguoweishenmebuyiyang。
daxuebiyehoulinkekedaojiangzhoudiyiyiyuandangqilehushi，dezhiyechenruyuan，tajiushenqingdaozheigebingfangzhaoguyechen。
“是你啊可可。”
renchulinkeke，yechengangadexiaolexiao，bijingzishabushiyijianguangcaideshi。
“bushiwo，nihaiyiweishizhangqiantinga。”linkekebaileyechenyiyan，ranhoubianweiyechenzuojianchabianshuodao：“wogangkandaozhangqiantingnazhelihunxieyishuyuyigenanrenlikai，nishibushizaishangmianqianzile？”
“shitatiqianjiufangwodebijiqianhaolezi，wozhishienleshouyineryi。”yechenrushishuodao。
“zhangqiantingyetaibushirenle，tademingkeshinijiude，kangfuhoujiubabudeyunipieqingguanxi，yidianyebunianniduitadefuchu。”linkekeyifufenfenbupingdeyangzishuodao：“niyeshishazi，daxueshibanshanghaojigenvshengdouxihuanni，kenipianpianduizhangqiantingsichanlanda，xianzaizhidaohouhuileba？”
shuowanshi，tayijingduiyechenzuowanlejiancha。
“rendouyaojinglilecaihuichengzhang，nandaobushima？”yechenxiaozhedao，zongbunengshuozijiyanxiaba。
“jiekou，shuobailejiushiniyanxia。”linkekehentiebuchenggangdedengleyechenyiyan，turanxiangdaoleshenme，shuodao：“duile，ganjingenwoqujiannibazuihouyimianba，takongpayijingbuxingle。”
“wobazenmele？”yechenzhoumeidao。
“haibushiyinweini，benlainibajiuyouxinzangbing，dezhiniganshashi，dangchangjihuogongxintuxue，genniyiyanghunmisantianle，nidaoshixinglaile，takongpayongyuandouxingbulaile。”
yechenwenyanlianmangcongbingchuangshangxialai，lazhelinkekejiuchaobingfangwaipaoqu。
“yaohua，nixingxing，nixingxinga！”
yechenlaidaolingyijianzhongzhengjianhushi，jiukandaomuqinyangshuqingshengleijuxiadeyaozhefuqinyeyaohua，erhoukanxiangyipangdejigequanweizhuanjia，kuzhedao：“yisheng，qiuqiunimenjiujiuwonanren，wojinimenguixiale。”
yangshuqingchaojigebaidaguayishengguilexiaqu。
“yangnvshibiezheiyang，womenyijingjinli，nixianshengdexinzangyijingtingzhi，zhidainaoxibaosiwang，womenjiukeyijitakaijusiwangzhengmingle，nihaishibayiyaofeijiaoyijiao，ranhoujitazhunbeihoushiba。”yigelaonianyishengshuodao。
“放屁。”
jiuzaizheishi，yechenjiangyangshuqingfuleqilai，duineiqunyishengshuodao：“nimenzheiqunyongyi，wobamingminghaiyoujiu，nimenquerangwomenzhunbeihoushi，zhibuzhidaonimenzheiyangdexingweishizaicaojianrenming？”
“jiunimenzheidiannengnaiyepeidangyisheng，dangzhuanjia，shizaishiyixiaodafang。nayinzhenlai，nimenmeibenshijiuwoba，wozijijiu。”
zheifanhuayichukou，jimingyishengdunshibaotiaorulei。