第一章 无知至极,可叹可笑!

chenkaichuanzheyishenxidefabaidetxu,beizheyigepojiudebeibaojiuzhibenliushijituan。

jifenzhongguohou,taqizhejiaotasanlunche,laidaoyigaolouzhixia,yanqianyiliang。

“cuobule,jiugaishizheile?”ninanyishenghou,chenkaijiangbeibaoshuaidaoshenqian,erhoudakaifanleyouyihuier。

zuizhongtajiangyilaojiudemuhezi,zixikanjiuhuifaxianhezishangkeyoujigezi——liushijituan,liuqinghan。

chenkaiduizheizidediaokeshoufashifenshuxi,tuotuodeshizijineizaolaotoushifudeshoubi。

zhiyulimianzhuangzheyiduihunshu。

没错,是一堆。

chenkaicongxiaojiusuizaolaotoushangshanxiuxingle,zaiciqijian,zaolaotoubuanfenshucixiashanyouwan,yigebuxiaoxinjiujichenkaigaoleyixiefushizhiyandehunshi。

buduobushaozuyoujiumen,meiqimingyuejiuweijishu。

rujinchenkaiyijingchengnian,zhongyushibeizaolaotoufangxiashanlaile,mudemajiushiyaochenkaiqulvxinghunyue,qumeijiaoniang,liuqinghanjiushizheixiemeijiaoniangzhongdeyige。

benlaiba!shiqingshimeihaode,buguorujinshashidaile,rujinjiangjiudeshiyiduiyi,erbushiyiduiduo。

shouxianshifalvshangyijingbuzaiyunxuchenkaidabaodalan,haiyoujiushiyigejiugouzaoxindele,jiuge,neihaibudeleisia?

suoyichenkaitaotuolezaolaotoudemozhangzhihou,diyigexiangdejiushiganjinyijiajiaqiuguoqu,rangduifangxiulezijizheigeyiwushichudenvxu。

“zaolaotou,bieguaizuotudibutingnidea!zheitemeshihuaxia!nitayadezuoshiqingtaibukaopule!”

laotaoyiju,chenkaizhijiebaozhexiaomuhezijiuchaodalouderukouchuzouqu。

laidaomenkouzhihou,tafaxianmenkoujurangewailiangesuosanlunchededifangdoumeiyou!

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chenkaizaimenkouzhuanyouleyiquan,zongsuanbamuguangtingliuzaileyiliangdabenshang,xiangzhezijiyihuimashangjiulikaile,kendingbunengdanwulerenjiayongche。

suijiziguzidianlediantou,zhijiebasanlunchesuozailebenchishang。

haoqiaobuqiaode,tadezheiyixiliedongzuozhijiejiubeiliushijituandeyuangongkandaole,yigegeweicijingxibuding。

“cao,zheishinalilaidechouyaofandea!juranjiangyijieposanlunchebangzaijibaiwandedagshang,shaziba?”

“jiushi,cengdianleqi,kongpaqingjiadangchandoupeibuqi!”

“wokeshijide,zheichekeshicaoshaode!tazheishizuosia!”

duiyuzheixieluanmamadehuayusheng,chenkaizhiruowangwen,toulaideyiyangmuguang,yedoushibeitazidongpingbile。

taxinlimingbai,jiuzijichuandezheiyishenpolanhuo,zheixiechuanzhexizhuanggelvshangbandetimianren,shijueduiqiaobuqide。

yilianlehezhe,chenkaijingzhilaidaolejituandalouyicengqiantai,chaozhemeinvyuangongchushengwendao:“meinvnihaoa!mafannidaiwoquzhaoyixialiuqinghanhaobuhao!”

yitingchenkaizheihua,zhouweirendemuguangshunjiancongjingqihuazuoleqingmie。

jiuniyigepoqigai,xingshihaiyouwentideneizhong!haiganyangyanjianwomenliuzong?

nixiaobuxiaode,womenliuzongneikeshilianjianghaidewushukuoshaodoubuniaoderena,zenme,niyadeyehaiyiweizijinengbikuoshaoniubucheng?

wuzhizhiji,ketankexiao!