第1章
轰——
linfengjiashizhezijideqianwanhaoche，shikongzhuangxianglubianjudadeshuinidunzi，chetouyanzhongaoxian，sijijiusiyisheng......
piankehou，linfengxinyouyujidihuiguoshenlai。
wozheishi......silema？
“linfeng，ni**，nihaishirenma？”yidaonvrendeshengyinxiangqi。
linfengyouxiemeng，shuxileyixiahuanjing，faxianzijizhengtangzaiyiyuanzoulangdezhangyishang，shenbianshiyigeyizhejiandanposudaoyouxiehansuandenvren。
zheinvrenheifapijian，zhangxiangqingxiu，shigenandeyijiandemeiren，zhishizheigemeirencikezhengyanqinleishui，yongyizhonglinfengnanyilijiedeyouyuanyanshen，zhigougoudingzheziji。
“nishishei？”linfengmanlianbumingsuoyidikanzhenvren。
nvrenyitingzheihua，dunshijinyaohongchun，manlianweiqu，yuqiaiwanjuewangdichongzhelinfengkongsu：
“linfeng，nizenmejiuzheimelengxuewuqing？”
“dangchuhaizichachuxinzangbing，nibuwenbuwen，tiantianxujiudubo。”
“xianzai，haizimingxuanyixian，yijingdaozuiweijideshike，nibudanbuguan，haixiangfangqishoushu！cikeyoujiazhuangburenshiwohehaizi！nihaisuanshigerenma？”
这是怎么回事？
linfengkanzheqingxujijinshikongdenvren，naoziliyoudianerhutu。
zijijingshangduonian，suiranyecengjingyouguolaopohaizi，danzaozaishiernianqian，tamenjiuyinweiyichangshigu，shuangshuangliqule。
eryanqianzheigenvren，suirantahenpiaoliang，danxianranhezijijiyizhongdelaopomeiyourenhexiangsi。
zheimexiangzhe，linfengbiantuokoudao：“guniang，qingbuyaozaiyanxile，suirannizheixinxingzhapianshouduanmangaomingde，danwo......”
raner，linfenghuameishuowan，naozhongturanyongruyigumoshengdejiyi。
zaizheijiyili，zijiyanranshiyigebuzhebukoudezhanan，liangezhengjinggongzuoyemeiyou，budanxujiudubodalaopo，nverdelezhongbingyemeibandianshoulian......
什么情况？
mobushichuanyuezhongshengleba？
linfenghenkuaixiangqizijiganggangfashengdeneichangyanzhongchehuo，dunshibianjingdaile，shentizhijieyigeliangqiang，chadianshuaidaozaidi。
kanlai，zheiyiqiedoushiyizhongqimiaodemingyunzhiouran。
zijiyinchehuoqushi，queqiahaochuanyuezaiyinhejiucusidezheijushentishang。
gengqimiaodeshi，zheijushentideyuanzhu，yejiaolinfeng，zhiyumianqianzheigenvren，tajiaochumenghan，haowuyiwenjiushitalaopo。
yiqiangzhigedebingfangzhinei，haijingjingtangzhetaneibuzuwusui，danyibeibingtongzhemodeyanyanyixidenverlinxiaoying。
“linfeng，niyebubizaizhuangle，wozhidao，nverbingle，nizaojiuxiangshuaidiaowohehaizizheiyangdeleizhuibaofu，wochengquanni，mingtianwojiugennilihun。”
chumenghancikeyijingduizhangfuchedijuewang，yanshenqinglengruhui。congjinwanghou，tashisishihuo，yebuhuizaiduizheigenanrenbaoyouyisiyihaodeqiwangle。
linfengcikezhishikuijiudidizhetou。
tadaobushibuxiangbangzheigekeliandenvren，zhishitazainaozhongrenzhenxunsileyibianzhihou，faxianzheilinfengbudanzha，haitebieqiong，haizishoushufeiyaoshierwan，ertabudanshenwufenwen，haiyinduboqianleyidabigaolidai。
renheren，daolezheizhongjingdi，yezhinengfangqishoushule。
hekuangtazhongshengguolai，yangeyiyilaishuo，yijingbushihaiziqinshengfuqin，suoyibingmeiyouyiwujiuren。
“wocongweijianguozheimelengxuehebufuzerendefuqin，haizineimexiao，meitianwanshangzaibingfanglibeibingtongzhemodetongbuyushengdeshihou，kouliyibianbianhanzhebabababa，jiusuanshilurentingle，douyuxinburen，ketaqinshengbabaquezaizheilixiangzhefangqita，hehe，zhenshitaifengcile！”
zheishi，yigehushijianlinfengzhanzaineierditoubuyu，lenghengzhechaofengdao。
linfengtingle，zhijuelianshang**lade。
yiqiantalaopohaizihaihuozhedeshihou，tayinweishengyifanmang，meicidayinghaopeihaizi，kedaotoulaizonghuifanggezi。
neishihoutayiwei，zhiyaozijizhuandaozugouduodeqian，weiqizihaizizhefengdangyubianzugoule，wanquanhulveletamendeganqing。
zhidao，qinvyinweijiazhongshihuobeishaochengliangtuanheitandeshihou，tacaibaozhetamendeyiti，tongbuyusheng，zhuihuimoji。
wushuci，linfengananqidaoshangtian，ruguozaijitayicijihui，tayidinghuizhengquzuidadenuli，quzhengjiuhepeibantamen。
linfengxiangzhezheixie，buzhibujuejian，yankuangbianyouxieshirun。
hushijianlinfengyijiulengzhe，bianjiqibunaifandidao：“shoushu，nimendaodihaizuobuzuo？buzuodehua，ganjinhuijiazhunbeihoushiba，haiziyejiuzheiliangtiandeshiqingle。”
“做！！”
hushihuayingangluo，linfenghechumenghanbianyikoutongshengdao。
cishicike，linfengxiangzhezijizaoyishiqudeqinshengnver，xinliyiranxiangtong，jibianlinxiaoyingbushizijideqinshengnver，danzijizhanletababadeshenti，neibianyaojindaodangbabadezeren。
qiebukerangshangyishideyihanzhongyan。
yexu，dangtianshangdeqizihenver，kandaozijizuolezheiyangdexuanze，yehuishenganxinweiba。
ercikedechumenghan，queshiyouxienanyizhixindikanzhelinfeng，tayiweizijitingcuole。
“nibushishuo，yaofangqishoushuma？”
linfengchongchumenghandanranxiaoxiao：“wohaixiangtinghaiziqinkoujiaowobabani。”
hushitinglezheihua，yeshenshixinwei，biandao：“xiangtonglejiuhao，yiyuanyijingtebiejinimenkaitonglelvsetongdao，xianzaixianqujiaoliuqiankuaiqianjiukeyizhunbeidongshoushule，shengxiadeshoushuguohounimenzaixiangbanfa。”
hushizheihuashuodeqingsong，queranglinfenghechumenghanxinliyouyizhenjuewang。
yinweilinfengyijingtongguojiyidezhi，yuanzhuzaoyibajialidesuoyoujixuduguangle，bieshuoliuqian，cikejiushiliushitamenyebuyidingnadechulai。
林峰真的无语了。
原主那个王八蛋！
linfengzaixinlimaleyuanzhuyiju，shixianyizhuan，kanjianbuyuanchuguazheyouchangxianxuedezhaopai，dunshixinlibianyoulezhuyi，lianmangduichumenghanshuo：“neige，nixianjinbingfangqupeiyixiahaizi，qiandeshiqing，woquxiangbanfa。”
linfengbuxiangrangtakandaozijiweileqianqumaixue。
dengchumenghanjinlebingfanghou，linfengkuaibuchaoxianxuechuangkouzouqu，erhuameishuobianchaoexianxue600cc。
zaiduo，yiyuanbuganshoule。
ranhou，tanadaoleyiqianyuan。
chouwanxue，linfengganjuehunshenqingpiaopiaode，zouludouyoudianbuwen。
niezhezheiyiqiankuaiqian，linfengxinliyijiuhenjuewang。
haichawuqian，zenmeban？zenmebana？