第一章 老婆大人

chunqiushidiyirenminyiyuanmenkou,renqunzandong,xixirangrang。

yigexiaoshoudeqingnian,zhengdingzhegonggaolanshangdezhaopinqishi。

zhikanleyiyan,tabianjiangjiaobiandeshepidaibeiqi,xiangzhezonghelourenshibuzouqu。

“ninhao,wolaiyingpin。”chenmoqiaokairenshibudemen,duiyigedaizheyanjingdezhongnianfunvheqikaikou。

“yingpin?nizoucuodifangleba?womenzheilibushijingshenbingyuan。”funvsaoletayiyan,zhoumeidao。

“meicuo,neige,wosanshushizheilideyuanzhang,nintongrongyixiabei。”chenmoduixiaokaikou,suijijiangshepidaifangxia,youyushukoumeishujin,yiduidiguadunshigunlechulai。

“nalaideshenjingbing!kuaizou,buranwohanbaoanlea!haiyou,badishangzheixiehongshuganjinnongzou!”funvlengmokaikou,yanzhongdaizhenongnongdebuxie,tajingranbadimiannongdequanshitu!

chenmoxinzhongqingtan,momodunxiashen,jiangzijizhongdedigua,quanbujianhuishepidai。

ranhouxiaoxinshitankaikou,“ninzhendebuyao?ketianle。”

zhongnianfunvzhouranqishen,yonglijiangtatuilechuqu,henhenguanshanglemen,yiyuanzenmehuilaizheiyangdelaji?

jingranhaishuoshiyuanzhangdeqinqi,jianzhikexiao!

chenmopiepiezui,xinzhongmaiyuan,“toufazhangjianshiduan,xiaoyeyanjiuleshiwunian,caibasunjiadeyangshenguozhongchengdigua,budanbaoliuleyangshenguojiannaoshushendeyichu,haiquchuletadekusehedusu,bushihuo!”

chenmozhengzhunbeilikai,zhourankandaoyigeshuzhedabeitoudezhongnianren,zaiyishengcuyongxiazoulai。

“sanshu!”tajingxihandao。

“xiaomo!nizenmelaile?”chenshangyinwenshengzhuanshen,liansedabiandao。

“dabo,tamensunjiajianzhibushiren!woshizaishoubulele!”chenmoweiqubabakaikou,shuozheyanzhongjiufanqileleihua。

“nitoupaochulaide?”chenshangyinjingchuyishenlenghan。

sunjia,lingjiayubamenzhishangdechaojishijia,biaomianyizhiyinshibuchu,anzhongdeshiliquehengkuazhenggehuaxia,erchenmozuoweisiyiyimaidechuanren,ziyoubeisongdaosunjia,yizhuixudeshenfen,xunqiubihu。

“sanshu,wotaolebangeyue,kesuanzhaodaoninle,yaobuninqusunjiaba,wobawujishujiaojinin,ninkanchengme?”chenmoqingyaozuichundao,yankuangzhongdereleifantengxiongyong。

chenshangyinshuangmuzhouranyisuo,wujishu,jizaizheshengsizaohuazhiqishu,jingranzhendezaitashenshang!

tasuishichenjiaren,danquebingbushidixi,siyiyimaideyishu,daidaidanchuan,qiezhichuandixiyiren,erwujishu,gengshiduotiandizaohua,yebeichenxiuchuanyuchenmo。

chenshangyinyaxiaxinzhongdetanlan,wujishu,bushitanengjiyude,wujishujishitiandiguimi,yishishashenzhihuo!

chenshangyinshenshenkanlechenmoyiyan,zheigebusuzhike,bujinshitangshoushanyuneimejiandan,yidantalikaisunjia,jiudaibiao,bamenkeyiduichenmoanzhongdongshou。

zhiyusunjiaduibamenlixiadexieyi,kezudangbuletamenduiwujishudetannian,bamenyixiangbeisunjiadaya,erwujishuneideqishu,zhengshitamenfanshen,shenzhichengbadeweiyijihui!

“nimenxianquhuizhen,woyihuidao。”chenshangyinzheishiduishenbiandeyishengmenkaikou。

tamenweiweinuonuoyingsheng,bingweiduowen。

“renduoerza,nixianquyiyuanduimiandebinguanzhuxia,womangwanquzhaoni。”chenshangyinxianglexiangkaikou。

“sanshu,wotaolebangeyue,shenshangyifenqiandoumeile。”chenmokelianxixikaikou。

“suibianmaidianchide,xigezao,huanhuanyifu。”chenshangyincongkudaizhongtaochuqianbao,chouchuyizhangbaiyuandachao,niezhebizikaikou,chenmoshenshangdesuanchouweijianzhijiuxiangshifajiaodechoujidan!

“xiexiesanshu。”chenmodangjizhuazaishouzhong,xinxidao。

chenshangyinbaibaishou,jiujimanglikai,chenmoweiweiyixiao,qingjunruweng,chenshangyin,shanggoule。

“laohuli!”chenmoxinzhonganma,chenshangyinsuiranbugandawujishudezhuyi,dansiyiyimaideyishu,taqueshishizaibide!

danzheizhengyezaichenmodesuanjizhizhong,zhiyaochenshangyinduisiyiyimaideyishudongxin,bianhuibaohutadeanquan。

chenmolaidaolebinguan,zhengzhunbeimeizizizhunbeidiangewaimai,yigudandandexiangweizhouranmiman。

“wandetingkaixina。”suiji,yidaobinglengdenvshengxiangqi。

chenmodelianseshunjiancangbai,huitoujiukandaoyigeshenzhebaiqundejuemeinvren,zhengmianruohanshuangdingzheta,dangjishenxingyihuangjiuhuazuoyidaocanying,xiangzhemenkouchongqu。

“heng!haixiangpao?”nvrenlenghengyisheng,xiayimiaoquezhouranchuxianzailechenmodeshenqian,suijiyijiaobianhenhentizailetadexiaofushang。

chenmoshunjiandaofeierchu,yaguanjinyao,shentiquezhouranyigefanzhuan,xiangzhedimianzhongzhongzaqu。

“dundi?”nvrendeliansezhoubian,suijimengranyita,yigujulibianshunjianjiangjijiangluodidechenmozhongzhongdanfei,henhenzhuangzailetianhuabanshang,erhoumengranshuailuozaidi。

“qimendunjia!nigantouxuesunjiadeqishu!”nvrenhuanhuanzouxiangchenmo,lengrankaikou,lianshangdebingshuangyujianonglie。

“laopodaren!wocuole!wozaiyebuganle!”chenmozhourandanqi,yiliankelianbabakaikou。

“sheishinilaopo?”nvrenshuangmuyihan,yunnukaikou,suijigekongduizhechenmoyishan,tajiubeiyiguqiangfengjuanqi,zhongzhongzadaoleqiangmianli。

“sunningxue!nibietaiguofen,wozenmeshuoyesuanshinidetongyangfu!”chenmoyaoyakaikou。

“niyepei?”sunningxuelengrankaikou,ruobushidangniansunjiajiyuwujishu,huizhaozheigefeiwuruzhui!

chenmozaisunjiazhengzhengdaileershinian,suiranjiaochulewujishu,danlimiandeneirong,taqueyagenyigeziburenshi!

ersunjiachengnuo,yidanpojiewujishu,biantongyilihundechengnuo,yebiandeyaoyaowuqi!

“haoyigeziyoujingmaishousun,tianshengchidai,pianlezhenggesunjiaershinian,genwohuiqu,huozhesi!”sunningxueyanzhongluchunongnongdeshayi,lishengkaikou。

“neinishalewoba,fanzhenggennihuiquyeshisi!”chenmoshuangshouyitan,wunaikaikou。

chenmocongwusuikaishi,jiumingbaileyigedaoli,zaisunjiahuozhe,jiubixujinxiaoshenwei,tazisunjingmai,jiazhuangchidai,bianshiweilemabitamen。

“nizhendangwobugan?”sunningxueshuangmunuran,erhoushunjianchuxianzaichenmodeshenqian,shouzhongzhouranduoleyibingqichigujian,hengzaitadebojingshang。

“suhuashuo,yirifuqibairien,zanmenershiniandefuqi,meibiyaoganjinshajueba。”chenmozhoumeikaikou,shouzhiqingqingjiangjianrentuikai。

“sheigennishifuqi!”sunningxuelishengkaikou,yanzhongshayilinran,zheiduanyoumingwushidehunyin,rangtachengweiquantianxiadexiaohua。

erzheigexiaohua,tayijingbeifulezhengzhengershinian!

xinzhongdequruyulaiyunong,yanzhongdeshayizhujianmiman,zhengdangtaxianghaohaoshoushichenmoyifandeshihou,quehairanfaxian,zijideshentijingrandongbulele!