linyanzheiyishengdahe，helezhouweirenyitiao，wangnanyanpiyitiao，nanyizhixindikanzhelinyan。
lianggexiaohunhunbeitazheiyihejingdedengdayanjing，fangfojianguiyibandingzhelinyan。
dinglehaojimiao，liangrencaihuiguoshen。
huangmaonanyijiaotifanyizhangdengzi，xiongsheneshadichonglinyanmadao：“yuanlaishinizheigexiaonaozhong，haodadegoudan！shangcibeilaozihededuozaizhuozidixiafadou，zheicijingrandanfeile，ganmalaozi，nitemebuxianghuoleshibushi！”
huangmaonanzheiyishengdahedaoshihelelinyanyitiao，linyanzheicaifanyingguolai，gangcaiyishihuoda，beinuqichonghuntounao，xiangdoumeixiangjiumachulekou。
xianzailengjingxialai，tayishenlenghan，tayigeshouwufujizhilide“dushuren”，zendoudeguo……**，buduia！tayiqianshouwufujizhili，xianzaibushia！tayijingxiulianledadaotianmogong，tineiyoulezhenqi，gangcaitahaiyongzhenqishizhanzhenfajiurenle！
suirantahaimeishijianrenzhenyanjiuyongzhenqidajia，danshi，nengyiquandachuanqiangbideliliang，qishizheilianggexiaohunhunnengdidangde？
dajia，kandejiushiquantouying，yaodejiushililiangqiang！
xiangdaozheier，tadiqishizu，zhanzhishenzi，lenghengdao：“lianggeshehuibailei，liannvrendouqifu，suangemaodenanren！youzhongjiuguolai，laozi**men！”
linyanxianchaoneiliangrenshuleshuzhongzhi，zaigoulegoushouzhi，zhuangbiqizhishizu。
wangnanlianmanglalelalinyandegebo，chongneilianggexiaohunhunpeizhexiaolian：“liangweidage，wojiadidibudongshi，wodaitaxiangnimenpeizui，nimendarenbujixiaorenguo，biehetayibanjianshi。”
“peizui？nipeishuihaichabuduo！peiwomengeliangshuiyiwan，jintiandeshijiuyibigouxiao，zenmeyang？xindongleba？hahaha……”huangmaonanhahadaxiaozhe，shuangyanzhigougoudidingzhewangnandexiongkou，henbudeyishuangyanzhuzidouzuanjinqu。
lingyigelvmaonanyeshiyilianyinxiao，dao：“nengpeiwomengeliangshui，neishinidefuqi，zhiyuniqianwomendewuqiankuaiguanlifei，yifendoubunengshao！fouze……hehehe，xiacijiubushishaoshouzheimejiandan，laozizhijiebanidedianjishaole！”
“nitemeshaoyigeshishi！laozixianzaijiuzailenimen！”linyantuikaiwangnan，suishouzhuaqiyipingpijiu，zhijiechongguoqu，wangnanladoulabuzhu。
pengdiyisheng，pijiupingzhongzhongzadaonaodaishang，dunshixianxuehunzazhejiushui，shunzheetouwangxialiu。
buguo，beizanaodaidebushihuangmaolvmao，ershiyilianmengbidelinyan，chushouzhirenzhengshineigelvmaonan。
meidengtayousuofanying，lingyigehuangmaonanyoujuqitiedengzichaotashenshangzhaohu，yidengzijiangtazadaozaidi。
liangrensuijiyiqiduitaquandajiaoti，linyanbeidademandifangun，biantilinshang。
尼玛，不科学啊！
zhenqini？niubidezhandoulini？
mingmingzhiqiannengyiquandachuanqiang，zhenzhengdaqilai，zenmeyizhaojiubeikailepiao？
“sha×xiaozi，diaomaonenglidoumei，haixuebierenyingxiongjiumei，nitemeyepei？”
“haha，zheixiaozijiushigechunsha×，gujinaocanxiaoshuokanduole，naozixiudoule！rangnizhuangbi，rangniniubi！”
……
huangmaolvmaonanyibianxixuezhouma，yibianyijiaojieyijiaodizhaohu，linyanbaozhetou，haowuhaishounengli。
wangnanlianmangchongguolaijiuren，quebeihuangmaonanzhijieyierguangchoudaozaidi。
linyanpieleyiyanwangnan，muzijinlie，naoziyire！
zheiyishunjian，tayouganjuedaoneigushuxidezhireqiliu，zhireqiliuyouzouquanshen，zhengzaibeitichuaidetashunjianshiqurenhetengtonggan，huangmaohelvmaodegongji，haoxiangzaijitasaoyang。
tamengyifanshen，yibazhuazhuhuangmaonandejiaohuai，dahouyisheng，jiangqizhuaidao，zaijiangtalunqi，henhenzazailvmaonanshenshang。
lvmaonanzhijiebeizafei，zhuangdaoshaokaojia，yizhishouanzaihuotanshang。
zhitingchichishengxiangqi，bansuizheyigushaojiaodeweidao，lvmaonanfachuqilidecanjiao，bishazhuhaiyaonanting。
tahaisuanxingyun，huangmaonanbeidangwanwuqihou，youbeilinyanhenhenguanzaidishang，zhuangdeyanmaojinxing。
jiexialaidejuqinggengcanbao，linyanzhijieqizaitashenshang，miaozhuntadelian，zuoyiquanyouyiquandezhaohu。
quanquandaorou，zhaozhaojianxue！
linyandehuxiyouxiecuzhong，shuangyanyinyinshanshuozhehongguang，nuhuoranshaodeta，fangfobianleyigeren，naozhongzhiyouyigexinnian，zousizheigegouyuede！
huangmaonanbeidadekudiehanniang，lvmaonanqiangrenzhejutong，yaoleyaoya，congkoudaitaochuyibabishou，guijiaozhechaolinyantongqu。
linyantaiqitou，xuehongsedeshuangmousidingzhehuangmaonan，xiayimiao，tahuranfaxian，huangmaonandedongzuobiandewubihuanman，fangfokaiqilemansumoshi。
tashifenzirandiwaiguotou，qingsongduoguohuangmaonanneiyidao，ranhouzaihuichuyiquan，jizhonghuangmaonandebizi。
youshiyishengkaca，neishibiliangguduanliedeshengyin！
huangmaonanyangmiandaoxia，penyongchudebixuexiangbuyaoqianside，shenzhipendaolinyanlianshang。
linyanzheicai“qingxing”，dingjingyikan，beiyanqiande“zhanguo”heleyitiao。
zheixiedoushitazuode？zheibushizuomengba？
zaiyipangkanshayandewangnanyehuiguoshen，tazhengzhaleyixia，ranhoukuaibupaodaolinyanmianqian，shengyinweizhandao：“lin……linyan，ni……nimeishiba？”
wangnanzhenbeihedaole，gangcaidelinyanshizaitaiheren，xiangelingfutiside，neilianggexiaohunhunjiayiqi，gujidoumeilinyanxiongcan。
linyanbingmeihuihua，ershimolemonaodai，faxianzhiqianbeizadeshangkoubuzailiuxue，yijingkaishijiejia。
shenshangyixiebeidadeqingzidedifangyekaishikuaisuhuifu，tengtongganjianqing，shenzhixiaoshi。
zheiyike，tasihumingbaileyixieshi。
shouxian，taxianzaibunengkongzhizijidezhenqi，zhiyouzaijidufennu、fumianqingxukongzhidanaoshi，zhenqicaihuichuxian。
qici，zhenqikeyidafudutishengtadefangyulihehuifunengli，chulebunengbianshenwai，zheidiandaoshihelvjurenhenxiang。
haiyouhenguanjiandeyidian，tadecantianxieyanbuzhitoushineimejiandan，jingrankeyikanchuanduifanggongjiguiji，rangduifangdegongjizaitayanzhongbiandehuanman，zheizhaoyongyudajia，jianzhiwudile！
xiangdaozheier，linyandezuijiaoweiweiyangqi，luchuyisixiexiao。
wangnanhedewanghoutuileliangbu，linyanbuhuishishoule**，bianchengfengzileba？
yaoshizaifafeng，liantayeda，tazheigeshenziban，nanengchengshoudezhu？
yibuxiaoxin，tadeshangshoupengdaozhuojiao，tengdexiumeicuqi，fachuyishengqingheng。
linyanyijiling，likefanyingguolai，lianmangkuaibuzoudaowangnanmianqian，zhuazhutadeshouwan。
wangnanzhengyaozhengzha，linyanyilianningzhongdao：“nanjie，buyaodong，rangwokankan。”
wangnanjiujieleyixia，buzaizhengzha，ranglinyanzixiguanchashangchu。
linyankanleyixiaohuier，songleyikouqi，weixiaodao：“haihao，zhishihongbanxingtangshang，dianliyoutangshangyaogao，tuyidianer，sanliangtianjiumeishile。nanjie，nixianqulimianxiuxi，jiexialaideshi，jiaojiwolaichuliba。”
linyanhuayinyiluo，yizhenjingdishenghurancongbuyuanchuchuanlai，jingchetingzaishaokaodianmenkou，chemendakai，liangmingjingchazoulexialai。