第1章
“shaozhaizhu，shaozhaizhu，gaiqichuangle！”
fangwuzhinei，lianggexiaolouluozhanzaichuangqian，dishenghuhuanzhe，suiranshizunchengshaozhaizhu，danshiyanjingzhizhongqueshidaizheyisiwanxiyubuxie。
shenmeshaozhaizhu？yuanlaishiyigehunhuneedehanghuo，chuleyouyibaziliqi，nengchinenghezhiwai，pidousuanbushang，biandandaolebuzhidaoshigeyizideshazi，kexilechaotianwangyingxiongyishi，zenmejiushengxialezheiyangyigefeiwu？xiangbizheiliangshandejiyezaowanyeyaoluoruqitarendeshouzhongle。
qitaren，lianggexiaolouluojibianshizaisha，yeqingchudihen，zaishuiboliangshanzhiwai，younengliyouweiwangjiangchaotianwangquerdaizhideyezhiyoushandongjishiyule，liangshanshangxia，nayigemeiyoushouguosonggongmingdehaochu？nayigebuganniansonggongmingdeende？qishizaibushaorenxinzhong，shenzhiyourenyijingkaishiyinyinyisonggongmingweizunle。
“e......haotong......”
chuangshang，yigeshaoniancongsuzuizhizhongzhongyuxingleguolai，ganjuedaotoutengyulie。
henhendechuiletaiyangxuejiquan，chaoyunpinmingderangzijiqingxingguolai，yanzhongshechuyidaojingguang，neiyanshennalishishenmeshaziyinggaiyongyoude？fenmingjiushiyigejianguanleshengsi，jingliguowushuxuehuodeshachangjingying，jibianshiyishanershi，yijiunenggoulingrenganjuedaoyizhenzhenxinji。
pangbiandelianggexiaolouluonalinenggouzhuyidaozheixie？yigezhizhidaochihelasadebandashazi，buzhidangdeneimeyongxin，ruguobushisonggongmingjiaodaixialaihaoshengzhaoliao，sheiquguantadesihuo？
chaoyunhenhendeyaoyaotou，rangzijiqingxingxialai，zijizheishizainali？kanzhewuzilidebaishe，zenmeyebuxiangxiandaishijiea，haiyouzheilianggeren，gengshiyishengudailouluodedaban，zheishizenmehuishi？zijihaoxiangshizaizhentanyigedaduxiaolaochaodeshihou，beirenchumaixianruleguyongbingdeweigong，zuihoubudebutiaoxiaxuanya，anzhaoneigexuanyadexianjunchengdu，zijizaojiuyinggaichengweiyijuxueroumohudesishilea......
“shaozhaizhu，ninxingguolaile？ganjuezenmeyang？”
左首的小喽啰问道。
“nimenshishei？zheishizainali？”
chaoyunmeitouweizhou，chenshengwendao。
xiaolouluolieliezui，lianmangdadao：“shaozhaizhu，woshimaliua，zheishizhangqi，womenshisongzhaizhufenfuqianlaizhaogunidea，ninzheimekuaijiuwangjile？zhiyuzheili，zheilishishuiboliangshana，shinidejia！”
额......
chaoyunxintoumengranyichen，shuiboliangshan，songzhaizhu？zhei、zheitemedeshishuihushijie？nei......
chaoyunlianmangdaliangzijihunshenshangxia，neilihaishiyuanlaidemoyang？yishenmicaifuzaoyijingbianchenglegudaideqingshan，momotou，yuanlaidecuntouyewanshanglefaji，zhiyugeboyushuangshou，henmingxianbushizijiyuanlaidejiahuoshen！
cale，chuanyuele，zijijingranchuanyuedaolebierendeshenshang，guaibudetamenguanzijijiaoshaozhaizhu！nageshaozhaizhu？songjiangdeerzi？chaijindeerzi？yihuoshinayiweiliangshanhaohandeerzi？zijiyizhengyan，neijiudeduoshangduoshaoshushudayea......
maliuwendao：“shaozhaizhu，xiangqilailemei？”
“xiangqilaile......”
chaoyundiandiantou，dadao，“shuiboliangshan，yuanlaizijidiaorulezeiwole......”。
maliugenzhangqiganggangsongleyikouqi，chaoyunyijuhuachadianjianglianggerenjiheniaokuzi。
“zuoyejiuheduole，toutengwubi，neiwoshishei？”
晁云问道。
maliugenzhangqiduiwangleyiyan，manliandejinghai，cale，zheigeshaxiaozishaozhaizhuzuoriheleyizhengtiandejiu，mobushibadanaoqiaohedegengshaleba，jingranlianzijishisheidouwangjile！
maliuwuyudao：“nishishei？shaozhaizhu，nishichaotianwangdeduzichaoyuna，shuiboliangshandeshaozhaizhu，mingbaimei？qiantianganggangcongdongxicungandaoliangshande，shanshangdezhuweizhaizhuweininjiefeng，ninyikouqihelesantanziliejiu，siwujinniurou，nindouyijingshuilezhengzhengyitianyiyelele！ai，shazijiushishazi，chulechihelasa，lianzijishisheidoujibuzhua，chulenenggoujichaotianwangchuanzongjiedaizhiwai，keshizhendeshayongdoumeiyoule......”
晁天王独子？晁云？
chaoyunmengranyigejiling，yetaiqiaoleba？zijichuanyuedaoleshuihushijie，jingranfuzaileyigegenzijitongmingtongxingderenshenshang，erqiehaishituotatianwangchaogaideerzi，nandaozhendeshimingmingzhizhong，ziyoudingshu？
等等，傻子？
chaoyunxintoumengranyizhen，maosizheigexiaozijingranshuozijishishazi？
chaoyundengshixintounuqi，laolao，zijihaodaiyeshitangtangdeshaozhaizhu，ruheshiniyigexiaoxiaodelouluonenggousuiyiwurude，zhaosi！chaoyuntaishoujiushiyijixiangliangdeerguang！
“啪！”
“啊！”
maliuhaowufangbei，canjiaoyisheng，shentijingzhibeichaoyunyibazhangjishanfeilechuqu，yizhangzui，yikouxianxuebansuizheshukecaoyatulechulai。
chaoyunzongshenerqi，yigejianbutiaodaolemaliudemianqian，dajiaojiangmaliucaizaijiaoxia，lengshengdao：“gaiside**！ganshuolaozishishazi？huonileshibushi？”
“你干什么？”
yipangdezhangqijingjiaoyisheng，bijingchaoyunganggangtashangliangshan，gensheidoubushu，keshimaliuzhangqizaiyiqiqueshiyijingchaoguoliuqinianshijianle，jiaoqingshenhou，ziranbunengkanzhexiongdichikui，lianmangcuanleguolai，qitujiangchaoyunchekai，jibianshimaliuyouxieguofen，neiyebushinishuodamajiunenggoudamade，niyiweinishichaotianwang？jibianshichaotianwangyeconglaibuduishouxiarendongzhelaoquanxiangxiang！
zhishizhangqixingji，benlaishiyaotuikaichaoyun，quantouqueshixiangzhechaoyundehoubeizalexialai。
chaoyunlenglengyixiao，zijizheigesuzhudaoshichuleyishenmanlizhiwai，shazhaoshudoubuhui，keshitabuhui，budengyulaozibuhuia，laozikeshijunzhongdeziyoubojiguanjun，xiangdangdangdetezhongjingying，nimenlianggexiaoxiamihainengzaiwoshoulifanletian？
chaoyunyoushoushandianbantanchu，jingzhizhuazhulezhangqideshouwan，henhenyining！
zhangqiganjuedaozijiyoubeiyizhenjutong，chaneijian，geboyijingtuojiu，haimeiyoudengzhangqifanyingguolai，chaoyunzuobeiyiza，yijingjiangzhangqifangdaozaidishang，zhongzhongshuaidaozaimaliudeshenshang，beichaoyunyiqicaizailejiaoxia，canhulianlian。
“hengheng，gaisidenucai，jingranganduilaozichuyanbuxun，dadachushou，nandaoliangshandeguijujiushijiaonimenyixiafanshangma？”
chaoyunjiaoxiayongli，hanshenghedao。
maliuyuzhangqizaichaoyunjiaoxiakubukanyan，chadianliangxinganfeidouyaotuchulaile，lianliangaorao：“raoming，shaozhaizhuraominga，xiaodezhizuile！”。