第4章 不开眼的吴家

tingdaozheihua,wuqianzhenggerendunshijiulengzhule。

daiyeminggualedianhuahou,wendao:“yeming,nikouzhongdeqinglongshishei?”

“tashiwozaijibeizhanchangrenshideyigepengyou,zenmele?”

yemingyouxiehaoqi,suikouwendao。

“jibeizhanchang?nigaibushixiangshuonineipengyoushiqinglongzhanshenba?”

qinglongzhanshenshilongguojunminxinzhongdezhizhu,yijijunzhongzuigaoderongyu。

zuoweilongguodezimin,jibenshangmeiyourenbuzhidaoqinglongdecunzai。

yeminglengleleng,youxiechayideshuodao:

“yi,laopo,niyerenshiqinglongzheijiahuoa?”

changniandaizaijibeizhidideyeming,bingbuzhidaoqinglongzailongguodeyingxiangli。

tingdaoyemingdehua,wuqiandelianseshunjianjiuchenlexialai。

“yeming,doushenmeshihoule,nihaikaizheizhongwanxiao?”

“haowanma?wobuqiunifuguipinqiong,danqiunizuorenshijiyidiankeyima?”

qinglongneiyanggaogaozaishangdedarenwu,bieshuoshitamenzheixieshehuidicengrenwu。

jiusuanshilongguoneixieyoutouyouliandedarenwu,yemeiyoujihuijiechu!

龙国谁不认识青龙?

可青龙认识他们吗?

yemingbeiwuqiandefanyingdagecuoshoubuji。

talikejiumingbaile,wuqiankendingshiwuhuizijile。

“laopo,nibieji,woshuodedoushizhende!”

“wozheicicongjibeihuilai,jiushitayiluqinzihusong……”

budengtadehuashuowan,jiubeiwuqiandehechishengjidaduanle。

“goule!wobuxiangtingnishuozheixiebuqieshijidehua!”

“benyiweinilikaiwunian,yijingbiandegengjiachengshu。”

“quemeiyouxiangdao,nixianzaichuiniudoubudaidacaogaole!”

“yeming,nizhenderangwotaishiwangle。”

wuqianyueshuoyuefennu,qingxuyeshiyuelaiyuejidong。

“jiunihaiyaomieliangjia,nibujuedekexiaozhijima?”

“nizheiyangzhengtianbuqieshijidexinggeyaoshibugai,nizaowandechikui!”

yemingchenmole,tameiyouzaijieshi,fanzhengqinglonghenkuaijiulaile。

zaishuo,wuqianshuozheixie,zheshiyeshiweiletahao。

zuorenyaoshizai,jiaotashidi。

zhishitayemingbuyiyang,diaojieleshiguodezhanzheng。

zaoyichengweishiguojunminxinzhongdeshenming。

shiguoshounaogengshijitazhuduotequan。

chucizhiwai,tadeyishugengshizhenjinghaineiwai。

beishirenzunchengshengshoushenyi!

bieshuoshimieyigeliangjia,zhiyaotayijuhua。

jiusuanshidongdangzhenggeguojia,yezhishijushouzhijiandeshiqing。

shaoxu,wuqiandeqingxuwendinglexialai,jianyemingmeiyoushuohua,yiweishizijidehuashuozhongle。

“duibuqi,womeiyouqiaobuqinideyisi。”

“zhishinizheiyangmeipu,wodanxinzaowanjinizhaolaimafan……”

tadehuayinhaimeiyouluo,menwaijiuchuanlaiyishengbaonu。

“wuqian,gunchulai!!!”

“haiyouyemingneifeiwu,yejiwogunchulai!”

“……”

wuqianxinzhongzhenjing,touguochuanghukanxiangwaibian。

“shiyeyehedabotamen……”

tingdaowuqiandehua,yemingmeitouweicu。

吴家的人来干嘛?

taxiangqilezaiyiyuanlifashengdeshiqing。

kanlai,shiliangjiajiwujiashiyale!

“laopo,nizaizheilidengwo!”

shuoba,tajiuzouchulefangjian,

“唰唰唰……”

gangzouchuwuzideyeming,shushidaofennudemuguangluozailetadeshenshang。

“yeming,nizheifeiwujingranmeiyousi!”

“wuqianni?kuairangtagunchulai!nimenzijixiangyaozhaosi,kebielianleiwomenwujia!”

“zheifeiwuyihuilaijiujizanwujiarexiadahuo!nizenmebusizaiwaibian!”

……

budengyemingkaikoushuohua,wujiademashengrutonglangchaoyibanpuleguolai。

yemingdezuijiaolengxiao,guoranrutasuocaiceneiban。

liangjiajiwujiashiyale,zheishixiangyaobatamenjizhuahuiqu,xianjiliangjiajiaocha。

“ai!kexile!zheicihuilai,benxianglacheyibawujia!”

“kenimenxianzaidebiaoxian,zheshirangwofeichangdeshiwang!”

yemingqingqingdetanleyikouqi,yaoleyaotou,yanzhongmanshikexideshense。

wujiazhongrenxianshiyileng,suijixiangqiyizhenhongtangdaxiao。

“zheifeiwuzhendehuizhuang!”

“hahaha,wosuanshijianjianshidaole!jinianbujian,chuiniudebenshijianzhangbushao!”

“tabujinshigefeiwu,haishiyigechetoucheweide**!”

“wujiaxuyaonizheizhongfeiwulache,zhenshixiaosiwole!”

“jintianjiusuannishuodetianhualuanzhui,yenantaoliangjiaduinidechuzhi!”

……

wujiazhongrenziranbuhuixiangxinyemingdehua。

jiuzaizheixierenzhunbeidongshoudeshihou。

fangmenzaicidakai,wuqiancongwuzilichonglechulai,dangzaiyemingdemianqian。

“nimenbuyaoweinanwolaogong,woyuanyigennimenzou!”

yemingyileng,xinzhongdunshishengqiyigunuanliu,buguo,tazenmekenengxuyaoyigenvrendebaohu?

“qianqian,buyongtuoxietamen,jiusuannizhendegentamenzou,tamenyebuhuifangguowode!”

“buhui,yeyeduiwohaishibucuode!yeming,nihaohaodezhaoguhaoma。”

wuqianyaoleyaotou,tashiyigenvren,jiusuanquletamenyebuhuibazijizenmeyang。

keyemingbutong,tadalelianghao,duifangyazibibao,qulezhiyousiluyitiao。

“混账东西!”

jiuzaizheishi,wujiazhongrenfenfenrangdao,wujialaoyeziwutaicongrenqunzhongzoulechulai。

tamianseyinchen,shouzhongchuzheguaizhang。

“爷爷!”

wuqianjiandaolairen,dahanyisheng。

xianran,tashibalaoyezidangchenglezuihoudejiumingdaocao。

“bizui!nijiwujiadailaizheimedadezainan,nihaiyoulianjiaowoyeye?”

“womeiyounizheiyangdezisun,nizheigenizi,jiwoguixia!”

wuqianlengzhule,daidaidikanzhelaoyezi,weiqudeleishuishunzhelianjiahualuo。

tazenmeyemeiyouxiangdao,cengjingzuitengaizijideyeye。

cikebatawanquanjifangqile!

zhengruyemingsuoshuo,jiusuanzijigentamenzou,yiranbuhuifangguoyeming。

yinwei,tazaiwujiadeyanzhong,haimeiyouneimedademianzi。

“haiyounizheigechusheng!nizijixiangsiwobulanzhe,kebuyaolianleiwowujia!”

“nijiwotinghaole,congxianzaikaishi,nigenwowujiameiyoubandianguanxi!”

“tongshi,niyeyaoweizheicidezuiliangjia,chengdanqiyiqiehouguo!”

tadehuazhongchongmanleweiyan,buyunxurenhedejujue。

“yeye!ninbunengzheiyangduiyeming,wojininguixiale,qiuqiuni……”

wuqianjianzhuang,liansecangbai,xinhuangbuyi,jiuyaojiwutaixiagui。

keshi,yizhidashoulazhuletadeshouwan。

“buyongxiagui,qianqian,niyaojizhu。”

“zaizheigetiandixia,chuleyangyunidefumu,renherendoumeiyouzigerangnixiagui!”

“baokuo,yanqiandezheigelaodongxi!”

yemingdeshengyinbuda,danmeigeziluodiyousheng。

wujiazhongrenwenyan,lianseshunjianjiulenglexialai。

这小子,狂!

wujialaoyezigengshiqidehunshenzhandou。

“haohaohao!henhao……daihuixiwangnihainengzheimexiaozhang!”

“lairen!bazheilianggenizijiwobangle,songquliangjia!”

tadehuayinluoxia,wujiajimingshenqiangtizhuangderen,caquanmozhangdezoulechulai。

yeminglengxiao,saoshileyiyanneijirendandandao:

“nimenruogandongshou,jintianjiushinimendesiqi!”

neijirenyileng,suijihahadaxiao。

“wokannishinaodaibeilvjitileba?”

“dage,biegenzheigefeiwufeihua,kanbatadenaodainingxialai!”

……

zheijirendoushiwujiaqinglaidegaoshou,shenshouhenbucuo。

“砰砰砰……”

jiuzaijirendehuagangshuowan,jidaoqiangshengxiangqi。

neijirendebiaoqingshunjianninggu,bukesiyidekanzhexiongqiandexuedong,bugandedaolexiaqu。

wujiazhongrendajing,zhishibudengtamenfanyingguolai。

yizhenzhenzhengqidebufashengchuanlai。

jishimingquanfuwuzhuangdeshibing,xunsudejiangxianchangbaowei。

heiyouyoudeqiangkouduizhunlewujiazhongren。

zheihaimeiyouwan,shijiliangzhuangjiacheyizipaikaitingzaibuyuanchu,tongshidakaichedeng。

yuanbenqiheideyeshunjianbianchengbaizhou。

tongshi,shangkongchuanlaiyizhenwengmingsheng。

shujiawuzhuangzhishengjixuanfuzaizhongrenshangkong,jiqiangpaogengshiduizhunlewujiazhongren。