第6章
haodaerzhaodezhaodexinshengtucaodezanjing，rangyuanbennadingzhuyidezhaokuangyindouyouleyishundexinsuan。
shishizaizaideshuo，tazhaokuangyinnengdangshanghuangdi，zhenmeijietaiduodejiazuzhili，jibenshangquanshikaozijiyidaoyiqiangpinchulaide。
zhaokuangyinchushenguanhuanshijia，tadiezhaohongyitingnengzheteng，xiaoyongshanzhan，nengqishanshe。
xianhouzaihoutang、houhan、houzhousanchaobochuwei，bingfengxianleyizhizuoyan，chengleduyanlong。
zhaokuangyindongshihoutongyangyeyizhizaizheteng，taxianhoutoubenguofuzhoufangyushiwangyanchao，suizhoucishidongzongben，hedongjiedushiliuchong。
zaiyifanjinglichuaimohou，zuihoucaixuanzeledangshihaishihouhanshumishideguowei。
ranhousuizhehouzhoujianli，zhaokuangyinbeidangshidanrenkaifengfuyindeguoweiyangzichairongshouruhuixia。
suihoucaiyoulezhaomenfuzishuangxianguidejiahua。
danyucitongshi，zhaodayouhenzunzhongzijidemuqindushi。
taaniangbushixunchangnvzi。
aniangdefuqin，yejizhaodadedayeye（waigong），naishidangniandetaishidushuang。
suoyijianbuduanlihailuan，dangzhenshijiajiayoubennanniandejing。
“dalang，nixiangshenmeni？shuohuaya，weishenmedongjingnaodezheibanda？”
yanjianlaoheipangzizhaodalenglengchushen，feilaotaitaidutaihoubuyuedepiepiezui，kaikouhewendao。
“buzhianiangsuozhidedadongjing，jutishizhishenme？”
zhaokuangyindangranbushishabaitian，yezhidaozijilaoniangzaiwenshenme。
gengliuyidaoleyizhijinzhangzhuyizhemuxiongduihuadezhaoer。
yushitashunshibahuayiyin，lailegemingzhiguwendezhuangsha。
装傻是门大学问。
zaichangsuoyouzhaojiademingbairen，douzhidaodutaihousuozhidedadongjingshishenme。
dangranshizhaokuangyincongzuowanfaqidedaqingxi。
renbushishuzi，danrenduodaoyidingshulianghou，jiuhuibianchengyigeshuzi。
suoyirangtamendanzhanxinjingdehaipa。
kezhaodazhuangsha，qishijiushizaijizijialaoniangyigetaijiexia。
bijingbaogenwendidejiaozhenxiaqu，zhenjiuyoukenengdoubuzhusipolian，rangshiqingmeifashouchang。
“heng，dalangnibenshidale，anzheilaopoziyezaogaisile。jirannichengxinchengyidewenshishenmedashi。neianjiusuoxingbuzaizangzheyezhe，mingmingbaibaideshuo。”
“antingshuo，zuowanshangdezhaozheidasunzikuangpiangongmenshouwei，tijianchongnihetaershuqule？”
dulaotaitaiduanqijiubeiminleyikouhou，henhendenglezhaodezhaoyiyan，hunranyifupianxinlaozumudeazamoyang......
made，nizheigelaoqianpobujiushiqifuxiaoyelaoniangsidezaoma！
yaoshiwolaoniangmeisi，nengrangnigelaoqianpoxianqichengzheiyang？！
tamadexiaoyehaodaishizhaodadedizhangzi，zhenjiubazheihuangweishiweinineinaozhaoerdenangzhongzhiwule？
zhaodezhaobaiyanyifan，xinlidunshiyidunbibitaotao。
zheilaoniangmenzhenshifansigeren，zheichuanyuedebeisongyehenyoudianwenti。
mingmingshiliaoshangjizai，zheidutaihouzaojiugaizaijianlongernian，yejiushigongyuan961nianjiugepide。
kerujinmingmingdoukaibaojiunian，shiwunianhoudegongyuan976nianle，haihuodeshenglonghuohu。
duohuoshiwunianyijingqishiwusuidelaowanyier，haishizheime**youjingshen！
简直了。
zhaokuangyinzaicitingdaolezijiahaodaerdexinsheng，dunshihuiyiqiletadiyiweimingmeizhengqudeqiziheshi。
heshinaitangdaimingchenhezhizhangzhihou，qifunaishizhaodatadiezhaohongyidetiegemen，youqianniuweilvfulvhejingsi。
zuoweijiefaqizi，heshixianliangshude，wenwenerya。
meigenzhezhaokuangyinxiangshenmefu，faneryinweizhaokuangyinnianqingshihouzaiwaibenbodapin，ermomozaibeihouhanxinrukudezhichengzhejiali。
houlaizhaodahaoburongyifaji，heshiyesuizhixiangxiaoyuyun，sizailelimingqianxi。
heshijizhaodashenglelianggenversangeerzi。
zhaoqinggongzhushidizhangnv，luguodazhanggongzhushidicinv。
sangeerzili，zhangzizhaodexiuhesanzizhaodelinjunyaozhe，weiduliuxiagedumiaozhaodezhao。
guoranshihuikudehaiziyounaichi！
zhiqiantazheihaodaerzhaodezhaotailaoshi，rangzhaokuangyinzongxiayishidehulve。
rujinmengranzheimeyixiangqi，zhaodadunshijuedezijiduibuqiheshi，meizhaogutamenweiyideerzi。
erqiezijiahaodaerzheimexiangyeyoujifendaoli。
piruxianzaibadezhaoyudefangyidierchu，tadedisanrenjiefaqizisongshihuidayingma？
pashizaoyikuernaosanshangdiaoqilaile。
xiangjicichu，zhaodadangranbuhuizuoshibuli，likegongshouwendao：
“buzhianiangyuhechutingciyaoyan？anyiweizheichunshuwujizhitan！”
zhaodazuoweihuangdi，yijuwujizhitanjicishidinglexing，rangtingdaozheihuadezhaoerhedulaotaihouyiqidengdaleshuangyan。
doumeixiangdaozhaokuangyinhuizhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua。
jintiandezhaokuangyinrangtamengandaomosheng！
“dage，chendiyeshitingshuo，congzuowanyelikaishi，zhenggebianjingbianbeijiaohedejiquanbuning。qizhongkeshichuleshenmeshi？”
sanheipangzizhaoguangmeiyanzhuzidiliuliuyizhuan，kaikouwendao。
zuoweizhaojiazheiyibeicunshidelaosan，zhaoguangmeibushishazi。
tafeichangminruidekanchuledagehelaoniangergezhijiandejiaojing。
suowei**juedingnaodai，zhaolaosandangranbuhuijiarutadageyifang，fanershituhuanjiexianchangqifen。
zhishaorangzheichangjiayanbiegaodeneimejianbanuzhang，qifenyayi。
zhaodezhaojianzijizheisanshuyejiaruzhanju，dunshiyoudianwuyu。
suoyishuodazhiruoyudefanmianyidingshidayuruozhi！
zheizhaolaosannandaobuzhidao，ruguorangzhaoerdengleji，tayehuibeihuohuojibisi？！
ai，nanguaizailishishang，zheiweibeiyidiantiantouwenzhuhou，meiguoduojiujiubeizishale。
jiuzheizhunaozi，naliwandeguolianhouxinheidesongtaizongzhaoera......
haodaerzhaodezhaodexinsheng，zaicizaizhaokuangyindexintouxiangqi，rangsulaichongrubujingdeta，doubuyoubianlelianse。
什么？！
erlangdengjihoujuranbudanhuibisianjiahaier，liansanlangyebuhuifangguo！
shile，jirantanengxiongzhongdiji，dangranjiuyaofangzhesanlangyelaixiongzhongdiji。
呵呵！
haohaohao，zhenhaodehenna！
bukuibeianjiadalangpingjiaweilianhouxinhei！
简直实至名归。
laoeralaoer，nikedangzhenshiandehaodidi！
zhaodaxinsidianzhuan，zhuantouyansudengxiangzijialaosanzhaoguangmei，lenglengdedao：“sanlang，nizhenxiangzhidao？”
zhaodaciyanyichu，dunshibazhaosandebaimaohandouhechulaile。
yanjianqifenchedijiangzhu，benjiujunlvchushendezhaoda，yelandezaizhuang，gancuibahuatiaomingledao：
“buguandangmeidangzheigedasongguanjia，andoushigeleiluohanzi。”
“dangzheanniangdemian，ansuoxingjiubuzaizangzheyezhe，zhishuoleba！”
“zheidasongguanjiadeweizhi，shiankuizheliangxincongchaijiaqianglaide，weideshirangshijiantaiping，biezaidazhang。”
“suoyi，zheiweizi，jiugaianzuo！ankeyibazheiweizirangren。dananburang，renjiubunengqiang！”
“sheiqiang，anjiuduosheishou，wulunshishei，juebuhanhu！”