第3章
地球。
mouxuexiaodejisuanjijiaoshinei，22cundexianshipingqianmian，yiweidaizheheikuangyanjing、shenchuangezichenshandeshaonianzhengjujinghuishendeyoulanzhewangzhan。
“wushifengxian，jixufangwen！”
嗯？
nanziyihuodekanzhezijimianqianxianshiqishangdeyemian，huashuozijisoudehaoxiangbushizheigeba？
不就是看个电影吗？
zenmehaitiaozhuandaoyouxijiemianlaile！
zheiyouxixinchude？zenmemeijianguo？
baozhelaidoulailedexintai，nanzijiuyoulanqilailemianqiandeyouxiguanwang，huashuozheishiguanwangba，zenmeganjuezheime......hansuanni。
zheiguanwangzuodehaimeitazuodehao，zhenggewangzhanjiuyizhangtupian，fengjingdaoshitingbucuo，kanzhetingyuanshide，zhongjianxiezheyouxidemingzi，xiamianyigeshuodadexuehongsefangxingyuyueanniu。
zhenggeguanwangdejiemianganjingzhengjie，jianjiemingle，yimuleran......haoba，jiushimeishenmeyouyongdexinxi，chuleyigeyouximingzhiwai，shenmedoumeiyoule。
e，budui，yuyueanniuxiamianhaiyouyixingxiaozi，sihushiyouxijieshao。
“renshengmoniqi？”niantaoleyixiayouximing，nanzideshourenbuzhuhuadongleyixiashubiao，jiantoufangzaileyuyueanniushang。
【saonian，fantoulezijiderenshengma？quanchenjinshidexunixianshiyouxi，laiyijiekaiqishuyuzijidedierrenshengba！shoulunfengcejijiangkaishi，mingeyouxian！xiandaoxiande！】
shuoshihua，zheicehuayaotayudaoledehua，jueduiyaolachuqubianchiyidun，guanwangzuodechajiusuanle，zheijieshaoshenmewanyier？zheinengkanchulaishenmexinxi？lianzheiyouxideleixingdoukanbuchulai。
fps？slg？haishimoba?
caishichangdedalabahandehuadoubizheiyouyong，zuishaohainengzhidaomaideshenmecaini。
suishuotabiankanjieshaobiantucao，danshishubiaoyijingzhunbeihaodianyuyuele。
yebuzhidaotanalilaidediqi，zaizheiweizhiwangzhanyuyueyouxide，jiuyinweixuexiaodediannaobushizijide？haishijuedexuexiaodediannaobijiaoniupi，nengkangzhubingdu。
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lingwaiyibian，dianjingjiudianwulianzuo！
【失败！】
youshuleyibahou，fangjianliyizhenchenmo。
kaomenbiandeyiweishaoniantanlekouqi，nachushoujisaoleyixiazhuobiandeerweima，“xiuxixia，diandianchide，nimenyaoshenme？”
“laoguiju，wutongpaomianwugenchang，zaijiawugeludanhewupinghongniu。”
“还有吗？”
“我来两包辣条。”
“wolaiyibaoli～qun。”
“......”
zheibiandengzhechidongxizhongchangxiuxideshihou，jigerenyemeixianzhe，shangwangdeshangwang，shuashoujideshuashouji。
“ai，nimenkanzheilajiwangzhan，haishigeyouxi。”zhongjiandeyinianqingrenshangwangzhaogonglvedeshihouyiwaitiaozhuandaoleyigebuzhimingwangzhan。
“sandabuliudian......ng？zheiwangzhanbuduiba，houmianzenmeshiyichuanluanma？”bianshangdeyixiongdishuaduanshipindeshihoutingdaotongbandeshengyinchoukongkanleyiyan，jieguoyiwaikandaoleshangmiandewangzhan。
“haoxiangshiai，nixiaozikanshenmedongxini，paodaozheililaile，xianzaigaoyansedoububeirenshiba？”lingwaidesangerentingdaoliangxiongdidehuahou，nuozheyizijiucouleguolai。
tamenhaiyiweizheixiongdizaikanshenmewangzhanni。
jieguojiuzhei？zhenlingrenshiwang！
buhuishiyigebingduwangzhanba。
“huashuozheiwangzhanzhengjingma？”
“buzhidao，zheishenmeyouxi？jiuyizhangtietu，renshengmoniqi？slg？”
“buqingchu，zheijianjiexiedeshenme？zheimelaji？”
jixiongdibuzhidaoshibushiyouxishumale，haishizaidengzhedongxichi，weizhezheibuzhimingwangzhanjiutaolunqilaile。
“ai，nizenmedianyuyuele？bupashibingdu？”
“fanzhengxianshionlinezheidongxiwoyijingwannile，burujiushishirenshengmoniqibei。”zuikaishifaxianwangzhandeneiweilaogewusuodao，shunshoujiudianleyixiayuyue。
“你不怕中毒？”
“fanzhengshidianjingjiudiandejizi。”
“quanchenjinshiyouxie^，shiyixia，xianzaiwoyezhishitingxinwenshuoyixiedachangzhengzaiyanjiu，mashangjiunengzuochulaile。”
laogedeshousuhenkuai，zhouweiderenhaixiangshuodianshenmede，jieguotayuyueyijingdianwanle。
raner，zhenggepingmushangchuleyuyuerenshucong1bianchengle2zhiwai，bingmeiyoubiedeshenmebuganjingdedongxidanchulai。
“这就行了？”
“不知道。”
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jiezhexiaotadeshijiao，xiayemanxinhuanxidekanzhebuduanshangzhangdeyuyuerenshu，huashuozheipowangzhandounengyouzheimeduorenyuyue？
yaoshizijidehua，xiayejuedekandaozheigewangzhanhouduobanshizhijieyoushangjiao‘×’diao，zheixieyuyuederendanzizheimedadema？
不怕病毒网站？
danshitaxianyoudejishutiaojianzhinengzuodaozheixie。
xianjiangjiuzheyongba，denghoumianduozhaodaoyixieshenqisuipianle，tazheizhurennengshicaozhihouzaishuo。
“zhuren，ninkanningjuderoushendiaozhengchengzheiyangxingma？”
jianxiayezhengjujinghuishendekanzhewangzhan，xiaotahuanghuangyouyoudepiaoleguolai，zaixiayeshenbiancengleceng。
xiayezhuanshenjiukandaoxiaotadebangeshenzidoupaodaozijishentilile，tayemeishuoshenme，sihuxiaotahenxihuanzheimewan，yimeishijiuxiangwangzijishenshangceng。
henxianghezijihetiyiyang。
“ningjuderoushenzaiganguanfangmiantongjuewei0，shijuedengxuexing、baolifangmiandanhuachulidaojizhi，qitadedouanzhaozheigeshijieputongrendeshuzhisheding，ranhouxiulianfangmiandehua，beizhaohuanerlaideyishiyenengxiulian，zhibuguomeicisiwanghouyaoshianzhaoyuanlaidejingjieningjuroushen，huixiaohaogengduodelingli。”
xiayezaikandeshihou，xiaotahaizaibianshangweitajieshuoyixiedongxi。
“meiwenti，muqianjiuzheimechuli，houqiyaoshiyouxuyaozaidiaozheng。”xiayedianlediantou，suishuoxiaotanenglinitian，jiusuanzaidiqiudewangluoshangzaizenmelangyemeishi，danxiayeweilezhaoguwanjiamendeqingxu，haishizainingjuderoushenshangzuochuleyixiegaibian，bingbushiwanquananzhaoyigezhenrenlaizuode。
suoxingzheigeroushenningjuzhiyonglingqijiuxing，erqieshiwanquanshouxiayekongzhide，youshenmeqingkuangsuishinengdiaozheng。
ruguomeicisiwangdourangxiaowanjiamenzhendesiyici，tapawanjiamenchengshoubuzhu。
“duile，zhuren，zanmenzheiliangbiandeshijianliusuyebuyiyang，gaizenmedui‘wanjia’menjieshi？”
“buyongjieshi，jiuyouxishedingjiuxing，duilebilishiduoshao？”
“busuankuazhang，chabuduoerbiyi，zheibianlianggexiaoshidengyulingyibianyigexiaoshi。”
“buhuirangwanjiachanshengshikongcuoluandeganjueba？”
“buhuide，zheifangmiandeganguananzhaozhurendefenfuyijingpingbidiaole。”
“ng，neijiuhao，nixiankanzheguanwang，youshizhijiegenwoshuo，woquzhunbeiyixiedongxi。”
“好的，主人！”
xiayezhunbeidedongxiqishijiushishenmedoumeizhunbei，jiushiyipianhuangdi。
tazijixuezhehuangyeqiushengjizijidajianleyipianlinshiyingdi（jiujigenmutouyiduicao），gaishuobushuo，chujiewuzhedeshilizaiyewainonggelinshiyingdihaishijianjiandandande。
tahaishunbianjimayedalegepengzizhefengdangyu，bijingxianzaichulexiaotaweiyiyigehuowu，taxianzaichulezhunbei‘youxi’dexiangguanshiyizhiwai，shengxiadeshihoujiushishuxishuxishenti，lianlianwu、fangfangma、dadalie......
taxianzaiyemeibiedechide，zhinengqudalie，xiayedaoshixiangchidamifan，danshimeidifangnong，chufeiqufujindechengchi，jiuxianzaizheihuangjiaoyewaidehuanjing，tashangnaqunongdami。
zheiyeshiyigeyaojiejuedewenti，bijingdenghoumianwanjiadengchang，yidaqunrenzongbukenengquanqudalieguangchirouba。
haiyouzhongtiandeshiqing，zhudedifang，yezongbunengrangwanjiayizhizaizheizhongtian，haishideduonongdianwanfachulaide，zheimeyixiang，xiayejiutouda。
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xiayezaiyishijiezhunbeizhedeshihou，diqiuzheibianquexianqileyichangguanyu“renshengmoniqi”zheikuanyouxidetaolun。
zheiyouxiqichuzenmehuoqilaidequankaolianggeguanjianci“xunixianshi、dierrensheng”yijisheiyechabudaodewangzhi。
yemeirenzhidaozhei‘yuanshifengge’deguanwangshisheizuode，fanzhengyejiedeyixiedachangdoubuchengrenshiziji，sheizhangwolexunixianshijishu，neibudedasixuanchuanyifan。
erqiecongzhei‘renshengmoniqi’youxilaikan，zicongguanwangkaitongyilai，jiumeikandaoguoxiangguangongzuorenyuan，shenzhihenduorenzhuanzhefadedatingkaifashang，danshiyidianxiaoxiyemeitouluchulai。
neishenmidewangzhichayechabudao。
wangshangyixierenhaizaicaizheishibushiwaixingrendeezuoju，huozheshinaweiheikedashennongchulaide。
jiuzaiwangshangtaolundehuoredeshihou。
neixiedianleyuyuederenyeshitantededengzheyouxikaifudedaolai，bijingxianzaiwangshangshenmexiaoxidoumeiyou，quanshigezhongcaicedexiaoxi，lianguanfangdouchabuchulaixiaoxi，genglingzheigeyouxitianshangleyicengshenmisecai。