第三章牛刀小试
julidaodaweiliqichegongsidalouqianhaiyousanfenzhongshijian，keshiluchenghaiyouzhishaowufenzhongcainenggandao。ruguocongzheigejuminlouqianxiaoxianglimianchongguoqu，limajiukeyidaoda。
wentishi，baoshijiedechekuanjinliangmi，xiaoxiangdekerongshenkuanduzhiyouyimiwu，zheiyitiaoxiaoxiangdezhangdushiwushiwumi。ruguonengchuanguozheiyitiaoxiaoxiang，neijiushifeichanglixiangdele。
yetaohuanhuandeshirulexiaoxiangderukou，shenshendexileyikouqi，danaojihualeyixiashujucanshuzhihou。jiangchedaohuiwushimi，ranhoumengdeyijiayoumenchonglechuqu。
“niganshenme，niganshenme？nizheigefengzi，shenjingbing，nixiangjiangzheiliangbaofeima？wogaosuni，zheiliangkayankeshidingjipeizhide，shigeniyepeibuqi。”
wumeilidepopomama，bingmeiyourangyetaoyousihaodechiyi，liumiaobaimaitishu，dangchesujiadaobashimaideshihou，yigejiushidujizhuan，fangxiangpanqingniuyixia，cheshenyigexuanzhuan，banbianluntaixuankong。
baoshijieshiqianhousiqu，banbianluntailuodi，zaijiaguanxingchongli，shikeyixingshiyiduanluchengde。
huhuhudeshengyin，diandongtianchuangmocazaileqiangbishang，shanqileyaoyandehuohua。wumeiliyigebushenmeiyouzhuazhuzuoweishangdefushou，daoxiangleyetao。
yetaogengshishoumangjiaoluande，benlaishixiangtuikaide，jieguodanshouyituibianchenglezhua。
“a。。。。”wumeilizheiyicideneikejiaoyigejingsong，waiguodapiandoubuzuyilaixingrongtadeneixindejinzhangyu**。
“selang，woyaoshaleni！”
“wobushiguyide，wobenxiangtuikaini，kesheizhidaozhei－－”yetaolianxiangangadedao。
“haixiangpianwo，haixiangpianwo，woyaogaosuzongjingli，rangtabuyaojiannile。”wumeilixiesidilidedao。tayizhibingqingyujie，shoushenruyu，xianzaishenmeyebushengle。
dangwumeilihaixiangzaimadeshihou，cheziyijingwenwendeshichulexiangzi，buguoyiliangerbaiwandekayan，xianzaishifenghuangbianchengji，mianmuquanfeile。
yetaokebuguanzheixie，zheizaimingyuedaludouyijingtaotaidedongxinengyouduozhiqianya，tayebuzhidaodiqiudehuobishizenmehuansuande。
shijiangangganghao，zhunshigandaoleweiliqichegongsidaloumenkou。yetaohaimeiyoukaikou，wumeilishangquzaizhujingdeerduobianshangqiaoqiaodejianglezhishaowufenzhong，bingqieyibianjiangyibiankankanyetao。
yetaobuhaoyisimolemobizi，youbuhaoyisidesonglesongjianbang。xindaozheidoushinibiwode，yuwomeiyourenheguanxiya。
xujiuzhihou，zhujingzouleguolai。
“nihaoxianghendongche？”zhujingyanshenxieleyixiayetao，rugaoguidenvshen，gaogaozaishangdeyangzi。
“lvezhiyier，wenzheigeganme？”yetaoqiguai。
zhujingzhenglileyixiasiludao：“zuotianwanshangdedongnanbushanlinpanshanlushangshiqingwozhidaole，shinidejiezuoba。zaijiashangnigangcaidekaicheteji，suoyiwocaiyouciyishuo。danfanshiyigesaicheshou，doushishiqicherushengming，duiyuqichedoufeichanglejie，gexiangshujucanzhaodouleranyuxin。”
“keqile，buguoniruguoxiangxiangwolejiecheliangyuanli，nisuanshiwenduirenle。”yetaodao。
“chuiniu，jixuchuiba，buzhuangbhuisiya。womenzongjinglizaihafonadaoguoqichejixiedonglixueboshixuewei，taxuyaoqingjiaonima？”wumeilidabaobuping。
yetaoyiranzhishiweiweiyixiao，takebudongshenmejiaohafodaxue，tazhizhidaoyouwannengxinpian，jixiezheifangmianjiumeiyoutabudongde，yemeiyoutabuzhidaode。
weixianguoqu，zhujingzaicidehuifudaoletadegaoao，zheishiyizhigaoaodetiane，zheishiyizhigaoaodekongque，yishengzhizhongzhiyaokaiping，neidoushijingyanwubi，meilishizu。
“woxuyaoyigesirensiji！”
“woyezhengyoucixiangfa，nihaimeiyouxiexiewoni，zuotianwanshangdeshiqing。”yetaodao，tayebuguanzhujinghuibuhuibugaoxing，nahubukaitinahu。
zhujinglengleyixia，sihumeiyouxiangdaoyetaohuitizheishiqing，“xiexiele。”
yetaodao：“wobushizheirenshijiederen，womeiyoushenfenzheng，yemeiyoujiashizheng，shenshangyemeiyouqian，wozhengzhunbeixiangniqiuzhuni，jieguonixiankailekou，neiwojiuxiandayingleba。”
yetaoshishihuashishuo，mingyuedalushiyigeyikejixingbang，yuwaixingjieguiderenleishijie。renleiderenqingshiguzaoyihuifeiyanmie，shiyihezhujingjianghuayeshizhilaizhiwang。
wumeiliqiangxiandao：“zongjingli，woyouliyouxiangxinzheishiyigeshenjingbing，nikexiangqingchuya，biebahuairenzhaodaogongsile。xiangyaoyigesijirenxuantaiduole，dajiesuibianyigerendouhuikaiche。”
zhujingmeiyoulihuiwumeilidehua，ershikanxiangleyetao，“nishinaliren？”
“e，woshiconghenyuandeyigedifangouranlaidaozheilide，shenshangdedongxiquanbudoudiushile，suoyixiangqingnibangwozaibuyifen。”
zheihuacaixiangjurenhua，caixiangshiyigeershiyishijiederenjiangchulaidehua，zhujingdianlediantou。rangwumeilidaiyetaoqubanliruzhi。
yetaozhuanguoshenlaikanlekanzhujingdao：“ninengbunengbiezheimegaoao，wocainikendingmeiyounanpengyou，yinweinizheizhongnvhaizi，zhiyaoshigenanrenkanledoutaoyan。”
“nishuoshenme？”longyounilin，chuzhibinu，erzhujingmeiyounanpengyoudeshiqingwuyishigongsisuoyourenzuijidandeshiqing。
“diyi，wobushisiji，ershinidesirenzhuli；dierwoyaoqiuzainidegepibangongshilishangban；disan，woxuyaoyitaidiannao，likemashang！”
呆了，呆了！
wumeilidaile，zhujingdaile。
tamenconglaimeiyouxiangdaoyigeputongzhiyuanganzheiyangdegenziyijianghua，ruguobushikanyetaodongyixieqichejixieyuanli，genbenbukenengrangtazuosiji。
zheiyeshizhujingbianxiangdeyizhongganenbaoda，tazhidaozuotianwanshangruguobushiyetaomingdadehua，xiangxinsilejicidoubuzhidao。
tagengjiabuzhidaodeshiruguoneigexiangbangjiatadexiaohunhunzhendezhuishangleyetaodehua，yexujintiantangzaiyiyuandeyinggaishitamen。yiyetaoderoubenliliang，zaidiqiushangyinggaimeiyourenherenleikeyiweixiedaota。ruguoyouwuqidehua，neiyoulingdangbielun。
yetaolaidaolezhujingdebangongshi，nadaoleyitaibijibenkaishilechayueziliao，taxiangyaojisudezhidao，diqiushiyigeshenmeyangdeweimian，zheilidedaxiashiyigeshenmeyangdeguojia。
zhujingzhijiequleshengchanchejian，gangcaishichechejiandejinglizhaota，youyigeyangpinqicheguzhangxuyaozhujingqinziquchuli。
suoyourendouzouleyihou，yetaohuanguyixiazuoyouwuren，zhijieyidanaolideneikuaixinpianyiwuxiandianboxingshijierudaodiannaozhong，limasuoyoudexinxiquanbudelurudaoledanaoli。
diannao，keyishuoshiyibubaikequanshu，jibenshangsuoyoudeshiqingdoukeyichazhao，jiumeiyoutabuzhidaode。yetaoshenshendehuleyikouqi，dianlediantou。
“kanlai，haizhendeyaogenzhezheiweizhujingdaxiaojieya。”yetaoxinlianandedao。
zaizhujingbangongshilidailelianggexiaoshi，gaichadeziliaoyijingquanbudezhidaole，kanlekanshijian，congzuotianwanshangyizhidaoxianzaihaimeiyouchifanni？zenmezheiweizhudaxiaojie，zhuzongjinglidoumeiyoushenmedaikezhidaoma？
dakaibangongshidemenwenleyixiamishu，jingranhaizaishichechejian。
“youshenmeshiqinghenjishouma？”yetaowenmishudao。
budebushuo，zhujinghaizhendehuitiaoren，wulunshimishuhaishitadezhuliwumeili，neihaizhendeshigegemaomeiruhua，shuilingdongren。
mishuyehenhuijianjixingshi，zhidaonengzaizongjinglibangongshilide，yiqiekerendoubunengdaiman，tadao：“buzhidaoyoushenmeshiqing，buruwodainiguoqukankanba。”
“谢谢！”
genzhemishuchuanguolebangongqu，zhengzhengzouguolesanzhuanglouzhihou，yingmiankailaileyiliangguanguangdiandongche，yetaohemishuzuoshangquzhihouyouzoulezhishaoyigonglilucaidaoleshichechejian。
“ng，ruciguimo，kanlaizheigegaoaodekongquequeshiyoutagaoaodeziben，zheigegongsihenda。”yetaoxinlirushidao。
xialeche，mishulingzhetalaidaolezhujingdemianqian，faxianzhujingjingranchuanshanggongfu，zhenggerenpadaoleqichexiamian，buzhidaozaidaoguyixieshenmedongxi。
yetaodenglechabuduoyoushilaifenzhong，yemeiyoukandaozhujingyoumangwandeyisi，shizaishidengdebunaifanle。yongjiaotiletizhujingyitouhailuzaichejiawaimiandetui。
“yaobu，nichulaiba，wobangnikanyikanshenmewenti。”
“wei，nisheiya，ganduiwomenzongjinglizheiyangjianghua。”yiweixizhuangnanren，ziwoganjuechengshuwenzhong，aomanzhijidedao。
sizhouweilehenduoren，zongjingjingxiadaolechejian，zhenggerenbianchengyishenhei，tamenhainengdaizaibangongshilima？limajiuyouyigenianqingrenzouxiangleyetao。
“wozenmeburenshiniya，gunchuqu。wohuaiyinishishangyejiandie，laiqiequwomenweiligongsixinpinxinxide。”
“jiushiya，meiyoukandaozongjinglidouzaizheilima，zhenshixialeyanjing。”
yigebumenjinglizhijielaidaoleyetaomianqian，“nidongma？zheishiqiche，zheishiqichezhidaoma？gaokejidedongxi，jixieyuanlinidongma？”
“shiya，woshuo，biezaidiurenxianyanle，likaiba。”
waimianderenyizhizaijiang，zhujingzaojiutingdaole。jimeiyouzuzhizheixierendehua，yemeiyouhuidayetaodehua，tatinglexialaitingzhedajiajiang。yizhizaiting，zhidaohenduorenfaxianwentibuduideshihou，dajiacaitingxialeduiyetaodewakufengci。
“zongjingli，zheiweiyexianshengshizaidengbuzhule，wocaidaitaguolaizhaonide。”sishudeshengyinshifenheshiyi，rangsuoyourendoumingbaileyetaodeshenfen。
zhishizhujingmaochuleyijuqiguaidehua，“yetao，nizhendenengzhaochuguzhangma？”
yetaodao：“wojinliba，keyishiyixia。”
“buzhuangbhuisiya，zongshizheiyang。”wumeiliduiyuyetaoyiranshibutaixiangxin，yebutaixiangxinyetaoshiyigeyouzhencaishixuederen。
xinpinqichezaizhujingdeshouyixiafadongle，yetaozhijiezuodaolejiashishi，youmenyijiachonglechuqu，zaishichechangdouleyiquan。
yigecierdeshengyinxiangqi，yijiaochachetingzailezhujingdemianqian，julizhujingdetuihaiyoubudaowugongfen。suoyourendouhededajiaodeshihou，zhujingzhanlizaiyuandiyidongbudong，yetaodakaichemencongrongdexiache。
“nimenzheigeshijiederen，wozhenshiwuyu。zheiliangchecailiaoyiban，keyishuoshiyixielajicailiao，danshixiangduiyunimenlaishuo，zheizhongdangcidechexingshijiatingshouxuankuan。”
zhujingdao：“wobuxiangtingzheixie，woxiangzhidaonizhaodaodaanlemeiyou？”
“wolunzengyaqilimianyouzazhi，chaixialaijiangzazhiqingchujiuhaole。”fangfoshiyijianxiaoshiqingyiyang，yetaosuiyidedao。
“你怎么道的？”
“zainimenzheili，woshiqichezongshi！”yetaobukeqidekuangwangdedao。
“狂妄！”
“kuang，buzhishikuang，jianzhikuangdemeibianle，niyiweinishisheiya，zaijixieyuanlidonglixueshangmian，muqiandaxiazhenggeguoneimeiyouyirengeganshuochaoguowomenzongjinglide。”
“bucuo，yijiekuangfueryi，zongjinglizenmehuirenshinide。”
“wokanya，gangcaizheichachudezheiguzhangwenti，yebuguozhishiyunqihaoeryi。”
xianchangzhongrenbushibumenjingli，jiushijinglizhuli，meiyounayigebushijixieyuanlixuedeboshiheshuoshide，benkexuelidegenbenbuhaoyisizhanzaizheili。
dajiakandaoyetaojingranzaizheimeduorenmianqianmiaoshi，shikeren，shubukeren。yetaozheishifanlezhongnu，suoyourenxianzaiquanbulianhegongjita。
yetaoshizaiwuyukanlekanzhongren，youbiyaojizheiyibangniaorenshangyishangchangshikele。
“wolunzengyademudeshitigaofadongjidezhuanshu，jiushishuogonglv。dangnijiangwolunzengyashezaijinqikouzheilideshihoujiuyiweizhetatongshiyedaitijinqikong。zheilimianyouzazhi，budanhuiyingxiangtadezhuanshuxiaolv，tongshizuoweijinqikoutahaihuiyingxiangfadongji，youmenyisongjiuhuixihuo。”