燕京艺术大学
林荫大道。
“kousijing，qingnijiajiwo！”
duyanshengdanxixiagui，shuangshoujuqi99zhiqingqiqiu，yilianzhenchengde，qipankousijingdedafu。
suiranquelilianrenguanxibuzusangeyue，danshitazuzuzhuiqiulekousijingsannian。
congdayiruxiaoshidejunxunkaishi，jiuduitayijianqingxin。
zheisannianli，duyanshengjianchimeirijikousijingsongzaocan，tongxiaotitadapaiweishangxing。
zheigexueqishenzhitaoke，qu**zuoxiaoshou。
sigeyuexialai，zhongyuzuodaolexiaoguan，cougouqianjikousijingmaileyitiaosanwandequnzi。
nadaoqunzi，kousijingzhongyudaying，zuotadenvpengyou。
buguotiaojianyehenkeke，bukeyishanzigongkaitamendeguanxi。
jiuzheiyang，duyanshengyejuedehenzhi！
xianzai，julidaxuebiyehaiyoubanniandeshijian，kanzheshenbiantongxuexiangjifenshou，yaozhunbeigebendongxile；
jingguojiyezhanzhuanfance，duyanshengzhongyuguqiyongqi，yaoxiangkousijingqiuhun！
dankousijinglianshangmeiyougandong，fanerdaizheyanehexianqi。
kandaoduyannazheqingqiqiudeyangzi，tashuangshouzaixiongqian，haotingdesangyin，yinsebingleng。
“你有房吗？”
“你有车吗？”
“doumeiyou，pingshenmexiangwoqiuhun？”
“jiupingzheiyibapoqiqiuma？”
kousijingdelianshengzhiwen，rangduyanshengchedimengquanle。
talianmangjieshi：“sijing，wojideyouyicinishuo，tebiexihuanjielunchangde《gaobaiqiqiu》；
“suoyiwoxiangqiuhundeshihouna99zhiqiqiu，nihuigaoxing！”
“nifangxin，fangzichezi，biyeyihou，wonulizhengqianmai！”
“wofashiyidinghuijiniyigewenxindejia！”
kousijinghuishou，daduanlehua。
“bieshuole，wobuhuidayingnideqiuhun，sixinba！”
“wokousijing，kebushisuibiandenvren！”
tajugaolinxia，qingxiaoyisheng：“lingwaitongzhini，xianzaiwomenzhengshifenshoule！”
“yihoubiezaijiuchanwo，niduyansheng，bushiwodezhenmingtianzi！”
说完，转身就走。
kanzhekousijinglengbingdeyangzi，duyanshengxinrudaojiao，shuangmuchongmanbukezhixin：“fenshou？”
duyanshenglengzhule，shuangshouwulichuixia，shouzhongdeqiqiuzaojiushoubuzhushufu，fengkuangchaozhetianshangsisanfeiqu。
sannianshijian，tajiangkousijingshiweizhenai，napabeiweidexiangtiaotiangou，dantayejuedehenzhi。
kousijingturuqilaidefenshou，shizairangtananyijieshou。
nandao？shizijishibai，liantiangoudoudangbuhao？
talazhuyijingzhuantou，zhunbeiyaozoudenvpengyou。
“sijing，qiuqiunixiangxinwo，zhiyaojiwosanniandeshijian，wohuijiniyigefengguangdehunli！”
kousijinghuitouningshiyanqiandenansheng，dingzhesanshiyuanchuiyicizaoxingdedabeitou，yandiyipianaoyedeqinghei。
yishenwanggouhaobuyingting，banxingbuzhengdexizhuang.....
kousijingyanshenlixianluchuyane，henhendishuaikaileduyanshengdeshou。
cishiyidaocimudeliangbaiyuanguangdeng，chaozheilizhaosheguolai。
dabaitian，sheikaiyuanguangdeng？mingxianshiguyide！
duyanshengxiayishidecelianyongshouzhedangshixian。
buyuanchu，yiliangbenchidag，liananhaojishenglaba。
yimingmoshengdenanzi，dakaichemenzouxialai。
tayishengaodingxizhuang，shouwandaizhemingbiao，kanmoyangdayuesanshisui。
muguangsaoxiangzheibian，tingzaikousijingaotuyouzhideshencaishang，yanshenshifangzhetanlan。
“baobei，zheirenshishei？”nanziyanshenjifengdekanzheduyansheng。
kousijinglenghengyisheng，suiyidao：“yitiaoqitaodeyegoubale，buyongguanta。”
shuowan，touyebuhuidechaozhenanzidebenchidagzouqu。
kandaozheiyimu，duyanshengmuguangxuehong，biaoqingzhengning，dahouyisheng：“kousijing，nihuihouhuide！”
dankousijingliantoudoumeihui，caizhe8cmhongsegaogenxie，liluodetiaoshangche。
erneimingnanzi，zaitingjianleduyanshengdenuhouzhihou，zhanzaichemenqian。
xixuedechelechezuijiao：“qiong**si，paoniuzhiqian，nihaishixianmomozijideqianbaoba，haha。”
guanshangchemen，dagyigezhuanwan，congtamianqianshili，yanmeizaicheliuzhizhong。
zhuiyezhuibushang......
杜岩声盛怒！
tatongkudewuzhetaiyangxuezhanzailinyindadao。
renbuzhusixinliefeidedahan：“aaa！weishenmea！”
zhouweiluguodetongxuebeiheleyitiao。
“zheirenshenjingbingba？hanshenmehan？”
yizhiweizaizheilikanrenaodechiguaqunzhong，haoxindejieshi。
“yige**sidewunengkuangnubale，tongxuebuyaopa。”
“kousijingnizhidaoba？boyinxidexihua！tagangcaijujuelezheigerendeqiuhun！”
qitalurenyinweimeiyoukandaoqianqing，zheicaifanyingguolai。
“e！yuanlaishilaihamaxiangchitianeroua！”
“qi，tianqingle，yutingle，youyourenkaishizuomengle！”
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zhouweixueshengyijujujifengdehuayu，guanrutaerduoli，xiangmoyinyiyanghuisanbuqu。
cishizhongrenkanxiangduyanshengdeyanshendoudaizhebiyizhise。
xianghaipazhanranbingduyiyang，raokaitazou。
yishizhijian，tachenglezhongrenchaofengdeshibaitiangou。
【叮！】
【tiangouxitongjiancedao，youshihedesuzhuchuxian。】
【kaishizidongbangding——bangdingchenggong！】
我晕，系统？
杜岩声蒙圈了！
zheimehuangdanwujideshiqing，juranhuifashengzaizijishenshang？
taqialeyibagebo“teng！”
不是做梦！
xiayimiaotayanqiandanchuyidaogaoqingxunijiemian。
【宿主：杜岩声】
【系统评价：C级】
【benyuetiangoujin：yiyiyuanhongbi。】
【gerencaifu：950yuanhongbi。】
【强化点：0】
【逆袭女神：0人】
duyanshengyihuole，wodequanbushenjia950yuanmaoyeye，juranwuchudunxing，qingyibeijiancedaole？
haiyou，tiangoujinshishenmeyisi？
zheikeshiyiyiyuanmaoyeyea！
duyanshengrenbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi.....
naohaituranxiangqiyidaozhinengyuyintishi：
【xinshoutishi：tiangoujinbingfeisuzhusichan，zhinengzuoweiguitiannvshenshidehuodongjingfei。】
【meinixiyimingnvshen，chengweisuzhutiangou，wanchengshenfenzhuanhuan，jikejiangsuzhu，touzizaicirenshenshangdesuoyoujingfei，anzhaozhuanhuabaifenbijirugerencaifu。】
【yanzhipingfenyuegao，kezhuanhuabilvyuegao。】
【benyueshengyu21tian，qingsuzhuzaixiayue1rizhiqian，bayiyitiangoujinhuaguang，fouzexitongjiangzidongqingchuyue，buyudiejia。】
tingdaozheili，duyanshengmingbaile！
yuanlaitiangoujinshikeyitixiande！
yiyidebaifenzhishishiyiqianwana！
zhiyaoanzhaoxitongyaoqiu，meiyueanshihuaguangqian，nulinixinvshen。
zhongyouyitiantakeyishixiancaifuziyou，zouxiangrenshengdianfeng！
kudoulibuzhidaoshenmeshihouduochulaiyizhangcika，gedehuang。
tashenshounielenie，congyuanbenkongkongdekudouli，taochuleyizhangheijinka！！！
“啊哈哈哈！！！”
他止不住的狂笑了！
“youlezheizhangheijinka，benchidagsuanshenme！”
“kousijing，laozizaowanyouyitianyaorangnihouhui！”