wanwanmeiyouxiangdaogunanshubatadeqianxuzhici，zhijieyingchenglexialai。
shenjiasixiongdilianseshifennankan，likezhanleqilai，laodahelaoerehenhendedingzhexiaoyekun，laosanhelaosi“shuadeyixialiangchuleliangbadadao，helexiaoyekunyidatiao！
沈伯冠黑着一张脸，
“yegongzi，dazhangfuyiyanjichusimananzhui，mingmingnizijishuoshichou，zendizheihuiziyoubuchengrenle？
shenboguandehuahenyouyapoxing，xiaoyekunhaipadetunletunkoushui，
他忘记了，
zheigunanshushizheishenjiasihudebiaomei......chuanyanzheishenjiazuihuduanle.....
laosishenjizhichixiaoleyisheng，
“zhenshichourenduozuoguai，zheishoushiwokanxiaogongzihuiqusongjininiangbijiaoheshi！
tamenshenjiayixiangzhongnvqingnan，zuitaoyansuoweidesangangwuchangdeshufunvzi，
ganqingnibushinvrenshengde？
xiaoyekunshenseyijiang，youxiexiabulaitai.......
gunanshuneixinyinuan，tazhidaozheishisigebiaogehuzheta，takanxiangdabiaogeshenboguan，weiweiyaoleyaotou，yongyanshenshiyitafangxin。
suihoumantiaosilideminleyikoucha，weiweiyitaiyandao，
“xiaogongzidedayoushizuowanle？
xiaoyekunkanzhegunanshudebiaoqing，juranhaowubolan，xinxiabuyoudehuyiqilai，nandaozheigunanshuzhendecaobaozhiji，juranlianneihanmatadeyisidoumeiyoutingchulai？
nandaohaizhendeshigeshamao？
“作完了！
duwenyuanyibianhaipadesuolesuobozi，yibianyoubugandegonghuodao，
“gunanshu，dengnini，mobushinibuhui？
女宾席，
liuxiangyunmeitouzhouleqilai，zheiduwenyuanjianzhiqirentaishen，tagangxiangzhanqilai，jiukandaogunanshudadafangfangdezoudaozhongjian，yaoleyaoshoulidetuanshan，kaikoudao，
“chengxindaiyoumoxiangqi，shengrenmianqianshaozhuangbi；
renshengyejiujishinian，hekuxujiawanxinji。
Duang——
这首打油诗一念完，
shenjiasixiongdilikehahadaxiaoqilai，liandaizhenvbinxijiandeliuxiangyunyegenzhe“puchiyishengxiaolechulai。
zheishoushiwulunshiconggejuhaishiduizhanglaikan，doumingxiangaochuxiaoyekunyidajie，
xiaoyekunlinzhenvzisancongside、zhenjiepaifang、derongyangongbufang，ergunanshubujinmaletayidun，shenzhihaicong“yichengxiangjianlaitupo，gejujiubizheinanrengaochuyidajie。
xiaoyekunjuedezijidefengdudoukuaiweichibuxiaqule，
zheijianzhijiushiguyijiduita！
jiuchabatazhuangbitienaomenshangle.......
talianshangqingyizhenhongyizhen，zhenshihenbudedamagunanshuyidun，
pianqiaoyoujidanshenjiasihu，zhinengdaluoyachihexuetun，youruchileyizhicangyingyiyangyedeshuobuchuhualai。
laoershenzhongxuanxingfendeshijingguzhang，
laosanshenshutongyibatiaoleqilai，luchuyigejingtandebiaoqing，
“haohaohao！cishiduizhanggongzheng、yuyishenke，feichangfuhexiaogongzideshenfen，youyou，nijiubazheishoushisongjixiaogongziba！
闻言，
gunanshumeiyanwanwan，xiaodeyiliantianzhenwuxie。
“sanbiaogeshuodedui，cishijiushixiaogongzijidelinggan，wokandaoxiaogongziyixialingguangzhaxian，youganerfa，jiusongjixiaogongzile！
被这么一说，
xiaoyekunlianshangdebiaoqingbichileshihaijingcai.........
“gunanshu，nijingranxiurubengongzi！
顾南书眨了眨眼，
“xiaogongziwozheishikuanini，nizenmehuiwuhuichengxiurunini？
“heng，bieyiweiwobuzhidao，nikuawosha？
xiaoyekunsichengzheliandao，buyaoyiweitatingbudong。
“wokuanigenshapaoziyiyangcongmingni！
“你——
xiaoyekunganjuezijiyaobeigunanshujiqisile，zheirenshizaidushe，
guanjianshizijimayoumabuguo，da.....yedabuguo.......
duwenyuanyeshanshandexiaolexiao，jixiaoyekundaoleyibeichashui，xiaoxiaoqi.........