第1章
"xiaoyu，nixiangquwonver，cailidewushiwan，shaoyifendoubuxing！"
"lingwai，nidezaierhuanneimaitaozhishaoliangbaipingdefangzi，fangchanzhengshanghaidexiewonverdemingzi，haohuazhuangxiu，wohenibayedezhujinqu，danshinibamajiubunengzhu！"
"haidepeiliangershiwanyishangdeche！"
"nixiaojiuzishangdaxuedesuoyoufeiyong，nidechengdanqilai，yihoutajiehunmaichemaifang，niyedechuqian。"
xiaoyuzhanzaiketingli，tingzhezheiweijijiangchengweizhangmuniangdenvrentichudeyaoqiu，meitoujinzhou："ayi，zhiqianbushishuohaolecailizhiyaosanshiwan，zenmeyou......"
"zenme，nibuyuanyi？！"
zhangguifenmengdipaileyixiazhuozi，lianshangmanshijiansuandishuo："wojialilizhangdepiaoliang，youyouxueli，nibuguoshigeqiongxiaozi，jialihaishinongcunde，nibamajiushizhongdidenongmin，lilikanshangni，neishinijiazufenshangmaoqingyan！genghekuangtahaihuailenidehaizi！"
“ninandaomeilejieguoma，najiajiaguinvbushouzheigeshumudecaili？”
“woneierzicaigangtarudaxuemenjian，yongqiandedifangyiluoyiluode，xianzailiuxingjiefubangxiaoyizichuqian，nibulaichu，nanbuchenghairangbierenlai？”
"niyaoshimeiqian，zheihunshijiumiantanle，nihaishigunhuinongcungennibamazhongdiquba！"
zhangguifendiediebuxiu，ziyiweilisuodangran。
xiaoyutingdaozheihua，nuhuozhongshao，quantoujinwo，yaojinyaguan，queyoumianqiangyalexialai。
yigeyueqian，xiaoyuqujiubawanshiyujianlewulili，liangrenliaodetingtouji，buzhibujueheduole，xinglaifaxianliangrentangzaitongyizhangchuangshang。
jiezhe，wulilijiushuozijihuaiyunle。
xiaoyudefumutingshuohoufeichanggaoxing，pinjinquanliwaichudagongzhuanqian，bugumianzijieqian，couzulesanshiwan，xiangcuchengliangrendehunshi。
qianjitianzhangguifenjiazhuangxiumaidianqi，quanshixiaoyutaodeqian。
jintianzhongyushangmentiqin，yuanlaishuohaodesanshiwancaili，yixiazizhangdaolewushiwan，haifudaizheixiebuhelideyaoqiu！
"ayi，zheibuheshiba......"
xiaoyuyuyanyouzhi："ninjiazhuangxiuhedianqideqiandoushiwochude，woxianzaishizainabuchugengduodeqianle，ninnengbunengtiliangyixia，wojianglaiyidingnulizhuan......"
"想都别想！"
zhangguifenyilianbiyi，fanlegebaiyan："bujiushizhuangxiuhualenishijiwanma？gebilaozhangjia，renjianvxuzhijiejizhangmuniangmailetaofang，hualeshangbaiwanni，zhenshixiangxialaidetubaozi，qiongguiyige，shijiwanyeyaojinjinjijiao？"
萧雨一时语塞。
neishihouwotaoqianjinimenjiamaibingxiang、kongdiao、xiyijideshihou，nikebushizheifumiankongba？
neishinizuoyigenvxuyouyigenvxujiaodeduoqinqie。
wobadongxijiaodaonishoushang，yidandaolenineier，nilikejiubianlelian，burenzhangle。
你是学变脸的吗？
翻脸比翻书还快！
"lili......"
xiaoyuqiuzhudemuguangzhuanxiangwulili。
"你别看我。"
wuliliditouwanzheshouji，lianyandoumeitai："woshigenvhai，ziranyaotingmamadehua，womazenmeshuowojiuzenmezuo。"
吴丽丽边说边冷笑。
ruguobushishanggeyuezaiwaimianwanshiyiwaihuaiyun，xianzaijiyuzhaogejiepande，niyiweiwohuikanshangnizheigeqiongxiaozi？
做梦！
xiaoyuquantouzuandegengjinle，yachiyaodegegexiang。
"xiaoyu，woyemeibanfa，wodidijianglaiyeyaojiehun，cailizhishaowushiwan，zheiyeshiweinijianglaibangtazuozhunbei。"
wulilijiezheshuo："zheigetiaojianduiniyijinghengongdaole，wodoumeiduoyaonideqian。"
zhenshigelisuodangrandefudimo！
"ding！jiancedaozhangguifen、wulilibiandiposhinongmin，qiyasuzhu，shenjinongzhuangxitongqidong，zengsongsuzhuwubaiwan！"
"叮！激活任务。"
"renwuyi：tongyizhangguifendeyaoqiu，weizhangguifenyijiazuoniuzuoma，renwujiangli：jiepanxiachenghaoyige，xitongyongjiuxiaoshi！"
"renwuer：jujuewuliyaoqiu，nushanzhangguifenhewuliligeyibazhang，shifangsuzhuxinzhongnuhuo，renwujiangli：yongjiushiyongnongjiazhuangyuanxitong！"
"ding！xitongjiance，suzhuweiyurenhenvxingfashengguanxi！"
"ding！qingsuzhufangxinshiyong，xitonggongnengqiangda，jueduirangnifengfengguangguang！"
xitongzheiposuwuhuadetishirangxiaoyuweiweizhenglezheng。
系统？
xiaoyuchangkanxiaoshuo，ziranzhidaoshenmeshixitong，meixiangdaozijijuranyeyoulexitong。
还是农家庄园系统？
太棒了！
zhangguifen，wulili，nimenbushikanbuqizhongdiderenma？
neilaozijiuzhongjinimenkankan。
xitongrangnizhongdi，hainengmeihaochu？！
没听见系统说了？
保证让你风风光光！
还想让我接盘？
伏地魔？
贬低我爸妈？
xianzailaoziyouxitongle，nimensuannagencong！
哎？
等等！
xitongshuowoherenhenvxingdoumeifashengguoguanxi。
zaijiehexitongdiyigerenwudejianglishiyidinglvmaohejiepanxiadechenghao。
shazidounengmingbaishenmeyisi。
我去！
neiyiweizhewuliliduzilidehaizibushiwode？！
wohewuliligenbenmeishenme，woshiqingbaide！
wochuncuijiushigejiepanxia！
xiangdaozheibangeyueyilaizijihaowuzunyanditingcongtamenjiarendebaibu，zijidefumudaochujieqian，shangmenshihaibeizhangguifenxianqibingganchumen。
xiaoyudenuhuocongjiaodizhichongnaomen！
该死的！
xiaoshuo、dianshijulidegouxuejuqing，juranfashengzaiwoshenshang！
xiaoyugangcaiyizhiyayizhenuhuo，renshoutamenjiarendeguofenyaoqiu，renshoutamenduiwofumudewuru，quanshiyinweiwulilihuailetadehaizi。
我当然要负责任！
danxianzaiquerenzijizhishiyigebeipianlaijiepande，zheigehaizigenwoyidianguanxidoumeiyou！
还忍个屁啊！
laozibufawei，nidangwoshibingmao？
"woxuanzediergerenwu。"
xiaoyuzaixinlihuifuxitong。
"ding！renwuyiqueren，qingsuzhulikexingdong！"
"tiaojian，wokeyijieshou。"
xiaoyuturanbiandezixinqilai："danwoyougexiaoxiaodeyaoqiu。"
"什么？"
zhangguifenfanzhebaiyan，chixiaoleyisheng："niyouqianma？nachulaijiwokankan，biechuaizhegesihaozimaochongliehu。"
"行。"
xiaoyuxunsunachushouji，fanchuyitiaoyinxingfalaidexinxi："zhengdayanjingkanqingchu。"
zhangguifenbuxiedemuguangsaoguoqu，danzaikandaoyichuanchuanlingdeweibushi，dunshidengdaleyanjing。
"五百万？！"
zhangguifenmengranzhanqishen："ni......nizenmenongdaozheimeduoqian？"
zhangguifenxinzhongbotaoxiongyong。
tazhidaoxiaoyujiazainongcun，meishenmeqian，zijitichudeyaoqiutajueduizuobudao。
xiaoyukendinghuikukuaiqiu，daoshihouzijizaijiazhuangtuiyibu，rangtaqiandingyifenhunqianxieyi。
neifenxieyihuirangxiaoyubianchengtamenjiadenuli，tamenhuizhagantadeyiqie！
kesheizhidaoxiaoyujingranzhenyouqian？
zheijiahuobuhuishigeyinzangdefuerdaiba？！
"heihei，haonvxu，nizhenshinianshaoyouweia，womenjialilinengyudaonizheiyangdehaoduixiang，zhenshitaixingyunle。"
zhangguifenlikebianlelianse，xiangchuanjubianlianyiban，manlianduixiao："neiwomenjiutiaogehaorizibanhunliba。"
wulilizaiyipangyelengzhule，tabenlaijiujiqixurong，kandaozhanghuyuehou，likezuozuodikaoguolai："aiya，qinaide，nizhenshidiaopi，zenmebuzaodiangaosuwonishifuerdaini。"